>Arrests and injuries amid anti-immigration disorderhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c74g1gxvwlvo>Market town's nights of violence as protesters storm three properties 'housing asylum seekers'https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16033111/Historic-market-town-plunged-night-violence-angry-mobs-storm-three-houses-believed-asylum-seekers.html>Manhunt after teenage girl sexually assaulted on train by man who got off at Gatwickhttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2236775/manhunt-teenage-girl-sexually-assaulted-gatwick-airport>Cambridge hired Arday after ‘listening to black students’https://archive.ph/5WizX>Trains stop across north-west England after power cut hits signalling centrehttps://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/aug/06/trains-stop-north-west-england-power-failure-signalling-centre>Fire at Heathrow airport leads to runway closure and travel delayshttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/heathrow-airport-fire-runway-closed-b3028859.html>V&A workers win toilet break dispute with museum - but strike action to go aheadhttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/v-a-workers-hydration-break-strike-action-b1292604.html>Welsh facing 'crisis' as language dwindles in communities across Waleshttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-08-06/welsh-facing-crisis-as-number-of-communities-speaking-language-dwindles>The good, the bad and the green of Badenochhttps://archive.ph/4Ft4F
>>540321323Cute cow.
jews in action
>>540320680>You sound like a lefty.>Ingredients ≠ foreign dishes.>Also chickens first arrived in Britain during the Iron Age, almost 2000 years before your paki family.If i'm a leftist AND a Paki, why would I have put pic related inside a wardrobe I built before I sealed it up?This is 3 times you've been done, done make there be a 4th.
Chickens.Fake? Or possibly even gay (particularly when consumed)?
>>540320647Dinosaurs are white and colonialist!Will be the new Guardian headline.
If people like eating sushi then why aren't there 5 million japs living here?
>>540321470just like pigeons, entirely fake
>>540321436based>>540321470the globalist fears the indoor chicken farmer
>>540321536we're all moving to Japan. I know so many people who've moved there and I want to, too.
>>540321470When does a hen become a chicken?
so basically Ukraine is doing just fine then?so what the fuck is this war then? like what the actual fuck? I know I'm meant to be resistant to the overall bullshit we're fed from every angle but would you blame me for believing it's bit of a shithole after 4 years of constant war within their borders?
>>540321659When it's ajar
>>540321547Take a fake pigeon over a gull anyday.
>>540321478
>>540321418>Australian pies just have way better pastry. It's this soft chewy pastry on the bottom that sort of is like a mochi. It means you can hold a pie and eat it and it never falls apart.Sounds shite.
>>540321547Pigeon guided missiles
>>540321741What university does to a nigger.
>>540321661They're fucked either way. Russia is getting their shit bombed and Ukraine is losing an entire generation of men plus all the hoes that fled. Both countries are getting flooded with BAMEs.
>>540321741in english, doc
>>540321741wat
>>540321470>Chickens.>Fake? Or possibly even gayColin Poppshed didn't mention anything about chickens being gay. So they're possibly just fake.
>>540321741Dinosaurs are honorary whites.>cool>ruled the world for ages
>>540321741>museum displays of savages scary because big museum displays of dinosaur scaryIs that what that means?
Oioi fishes
>>540321661>within their borders?Ukraine's a big old country, while the actual boots-marching, man-to-man fighting is pretty tightly contained to one little sliver on the border. And even then, Russia's established pretty decent control over some chunks of it (notably the Crimean Peninsular) so even in the 'warzones' there's still relatively peaceful areas. For most of the country, it's just the intermittent threat of aerial strikes. This isn't a 1945 deal, Russia doesn't have 10 million men it can pour in to flood the whole country, they're just doing grinding attrition until Ukraine gets exhausted and sues for peace
>>540321904Pwhoar xxl Hitler
>>540321904
Ben Kentish is such a cunt.>Guest: Social housing should be for British people.>Ben: BUT WHAT ABOUT A POOR DOMESTIC ABUSE VICTIM WITH 5 KIDS WHO HAVE CANCER AND AIDS DO YOU WANT THEM ALL TO DIEFucking twat.
What actually happened to Rate My Takeaway? Why did they try fuck danny over?
>>540321988Offering refuge to the hundreds of thousands of Ukrainians was such a mistake
>>540322116money, he does his own thing now and with gary eats, he looks way healthier than last year
>>540321810>The Basiners then, whatever the fuck they werePeople like thishttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subeshi_culture
>>540322116Kikes.
Gbnews doing a hitpiece on Restore saying they said Farage has been bought by the jews kek
>>540322086>>Ben: BUT WHAT ABOUT A POOR DOMESTIC ABUSE VICTIM WITH 5 KIDS WHO HAVE CANCER AND AIDS DO YOU WANT THEM ALL TO DIE"If they're foreign then they can go home"
>>540322104>Zoomettes need to start fucking and let men be stay home dads if their career in HR is so importantWon't happen. Gives them the ick.
>>540322309>>540322104men need to learn how to slip 'em the rodger
Gregg Wallace
>>540322309
Go to Bradford and rape all the paki girlsSee how they like it
>Ukraine>resisting Russian invasion of their landActually, the Western Steppe Pastoralists lived there in the Eneolithic so it's not really 'Ukrainian' land.
>>540322457Gross
>>540322253Funny to think within that time period that actually were influenced by the nearby Greeks
>>540321741Worthy of Cambridge.Image related's story is getting worse all the time. He called the police on the journalist investigating him, and the police complied and acted on his word. Because as we know, blacks can't lie, lies are a white construct.
>>540321323Toffee
>>540322116Beard meats food is better.https://youtu.be/Bhq-_tXQtJQ
>>540322199>way healthierWeird how that correlates with him eating less forren takeaway scran.
>>540322292But what if they're sent back to a country filled with mutant rape dogs bred to rape young children to death with gigantic phalluses made of razor blades? Are you saying you want their virgin blood on your hands?
>>540322457Even 4 white blokes sticking their willies up a paki girl's bumhole at the same time?
Propaganda to make women go work and men stay home with children is the best option to bring population increase for the country
>>540322553This nigger claimed to run 600 miles in 6 days, which is basically impossible unless you're an elite runner with a support crew and all these types of runners are well known and make sure to film and report their epic 600 miles in 6 day runs. It was like 35 miles short of a world record. And this nigger who doesn't look very athletic tried to claim he'd just done it and told no one, did no documentation of it to prove it, and this is only ONE of the frauds he was caught committing.The UK is legit retarded.Atleast in the USA if a nigger pulled this shit some other nigger would eventually murder him for cred
>>540322653kek true that
>>540322309Having baby’s gives them the ick?
>>540322500>Funny to think within that time period that actually were influenced by the nearby GreeksThe Dayuan were good lads.
>>540322457Don't think I will m8
Tax reduction for native English couples and benefits increase uncapped for each child
Orange swarfega, four hard hats and a bucket
https://www.bbc.co.uk/food/articles/c62dp0y4970oHow bad is it that our national broadcaster thinks living in a car is now normal?
>>540322457No thanks, I have morales
>>540322553based Simon was on the ball years ago
>>540322665>at the same timeBit gay that lad.One, mouth. One minge. One arsehole. Two hands.Not going down the foot route because we'll be here all night with backs of legs and under arms, inner elbows etc.
The house opposite's daughter was doing her tiktok dance shenanigans in front of her bedroom window again. Imagine my surprise when she whipped off her top and flung it across the room like some kind of vaudeville burlesque show. I suppose technically, it's not my fault I can see this happen. She needs to close her curtains because she's in my direct line of sight when I watch television.Next time she does it I'm going to give her a thumbs up, or maybe clap so she feels embarrassed.
>>540322844>I have moralesIs he your gardener?
>>540322553He also claimed the police investigated someone leaving a pigs head ast his doorstep but the police denied ever having a report about it.Not a single word he utters ends up being true. At this point I doubt this nigga is even real.
>>540322855Hello again
Oh no no
>>540322587>medieval-themed place >in the Americas
>>540322844>No thanks, I have moralesIs that like Parkinsons or Tourettes etc?
>>540322931based and hello again-pilled
>>540322865I see my semi bald female neighbour getting ready in the bathroom most mornings, it’s grim viewing
>>540322764Probably. And since when were women ok with financially supporting men?
>>540321741Paleontology has always been a scam from the beginning. The "dinosaur bones" you see in museums are resin and ground up bird bones molded into bone shapes in a factory in China.
>>540322780I really need to get around to reading the Horses of Heaven
>>540322855Simon's a good lad.
>>540322714>This nigger claimed to run 600 miles in 6 daysWasn't it 3 days until he changed his opinion? It's so hard to keep track when the truth keeps changing.Much like the millions raised for charity, who did it? NDA. Who was it for? NDA. When did it happen? NDA. Did he tell HMRC? NDA.Cambridge just wanted a pet nigger who could keep his mouth shut. Apparently that's as impossible as getting a black professor who earned his status.
>>540322656>AlanClarkquote.txt
>>540322951Bet pablo had one
>>540323044Nonsense perpetuated by resentful browns who can't cope with the White Man's achievements
>>540321769isnt that a scotch pie?
>>540322991>I see my semi bald female neighbour getting ready in the bathroom most mornings, it’s grim viewingWhy?Semibald? Whereabouts?
>>540322936Based desu, what are they going to do, fire him?
>>540323092And a broken leg was mentioned at some point.
>>540322764>Having babiesStealing someone's baby(s) and pretending they're yours is what lures them in.
>>540322811I don't think they do, this is a woman who decided to live by glamping. Or at least she says she quit her job to become a traveller.
>>540322811All fun and games until it breaks down and your house gets towed to a mechanic.
>>540323140Like a semi scalped Hiawatha with pendulous boobas. Got another two houses along who I think either breakdances or has a fit when she comes out the shower
>>540323120There is a reason they've made hundreds of dinosaur movies, the first animated feature was about a dinosaur. There's a reason the first toys boys gets are dinosaur toys, why people are programed to ridicule anyone who even questions it, despite the fact that something like a T-Rex is physically impossible (it would tip over). Don't be brainwashed cattle.
>>540323051Got a good link for you if you like history and archaeology from that general part of the world:https://musaeumscythia.substack.com/
>>540323359>There is a reason they've made hundreds of dinosaur movies, the first animated feature was about a dinosaur. There's a reason the first toys boys gets are dinosaur toysYeah, because dinosaurs are cool
>>540323516So is Darth Vader, doesn't make him real.
Dinochad reporting in
>>540322309>I want a man that's richer than me, in a society that pays women more>I want a man who's masculine, and will take on all motherly duties>I want a man, not a virgin, who needs to ask consent to be in my presence, or in fact isn't allowed near any women at all, ever, starting from birth, until proven he's not a rapist
>>540323579The actor that played him is black you know
>>540323507Interdasting, will peruse. Cheers.
>>540323579David Prowse or Bob Anderson?
>>540323040Since they want to be career women and not have kids I suppose
>>540323705>turns good>is suddenly White What did George Lucas mean by this?
>>540323359Dinosaurs are just dragons that died in the Flood because they didn't get on the ark with the other animals.
>>540323782Noah couldn’t swim. And he was dyslexic and innumerate
>>540323705No it was David Prowse >>540323782Bunch of antidinites
>>540321323Kuh means cow in German fwiw.
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/417347216/#417348574
>>540323763That's not him mate, that's him as Darth Vader.
>>540323972I find it funny that blacks get to speak for all asians and any other shades of brown.
>>540321988>they're just doing grinding attrition until Ukraine gets exhausted and sues for peacebut we're 4 years and umpteen tons of explosives down the linewould've imagined they were close to that point already.anyway tunehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BL9SLGGJBrs
>look at google maps>see house with thatched roof>long stretch of wall next to it with thatch on top
>>540321323Recently found out these lads arent used for food or milk. Just land clearance and breeding stock to make other breeds more hardy
>>540322951Nigger we grow up on the Sword in the Stone, the Hobbit, medieval fantasy games, all of that. The only difference here is the ratio of people just having fun to people serious about European history is probably 1000:1 but you can find stalls at Renaissance festivals with people who actually know what they're talking about.
>>540323345get a good van and this literally never happensbasically get an old LDV, can't go wrong.
>>540324093It's very funny that BAME has been shortened at times to simply BME, absolute seppo nonsense
>>540323972now that really is a professional victim
>>540324190lol scotland is so fake
>>540322811Just a bit of programming to get you used to the idea of giving up your home to a BAME.
>>540321364Cant work out if someone said Rebekah oy vey go stand infront of them so the press cant see or if someone has said oy vey rebekah go be on tv bubbi!
So, smoking weed for a few days straight, not s fan and not sure how people deal with it. Especially the dry eyes.
https://archive.is/jWLWQ>I was friends with Rod Liddle in the 90s. He was a different Rod then. The principal target of his satire was himself.>It was the self-parody coupled with an overall dishevelment that conveyed a deep-seated humanity and pluralism: “I’m a mess, you’re a mess, let’s get out of this mess together.”>So his transformation into an attack dog for the race-baiting right was painful to watch, if not exactly unprecedented. On Tuesday, sociologist Will Davies characterised this post-68 type, “drawn to norm-breaching, moving via adolescent rebellion, punk, revolutionary socialism and eventually ending up at racism, because by the 21st century that was the most efficient transgression still on offer”. The rightwing media will pay absolutely top dollar for a big-name left-to-right defector.>I won’t miss Rod Liddle, but I miss the person he was when the world was different, and I miss that different world.
>>540324336I take a couple Tums and Advil.
>>540324190>ginger cows used for breeding stockI'm thinking about Angela Rayner now.
>>540324351>Blokes dies>"Here's why it's all about me"100 year ban on publishing women
>>540324351wasnt he a nonce?
>old Oxbridge boys and gays self congratulating each otherParkinson was so utterly shit.
>>540324351The Guardian is the second most bought paper in the UK btw
>>540324351>I miss that different worldOf course. Since the left took over, they have run the world into the ground hard. As much as they act like the good guys, their utopia is a fucking nightmare.
>>540324456Muhammad ali put that smug twat in his place
>>540324485Bog roll is the #1
>>540322811they're also reassuring us that noisy BAMEs on public transport is just the way things are nowhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3d3nlmeee0o>While many dislike loudcasting, do some people find it more acceptable than others to play their phone out loud in public depending on their background?>The 2022 Ofcom survey recorded statistics of people who loudcast by ethnicity, and it found higher proportions of people from non-white backgrounds said they watched videos in public without headphones. It found 43% of white respondents, 58% of people with an Asian background, 58% of black people, and 60% identifying as being from a minority ethnic group saying they did this.>Though when it came to being annoyed by loudcasting, people of all backgrounds had strongly negative reactions, including 76% from Asian backgrounds, 73% of black respondents, 72% from a minority ethnic background, and 82% of white people.>Professor Orla Muldoon says people aren't necessarily being antisocial by sharing their music or conversations with strangers nearby - in fact, it could be the opposite. "It is quintessentially social to play music and hope your peers appreciate that music," she says.>Rich Ling suggests of loudcasting that "in two years' time we're not going to worry about it", and that those ruffled by it will be more tolerant while offenders modify their behaviour somewhat.
>>540321898>How is this sustainable?it isn't
>>540324606They will never accept that they are the ones in the driving seat, that it is their views being taught in academia , the media, the government.
>>540324675>sharing>"in two years' time we're not going to worry about it"No, in two years we'll be in ruins.
>>540324675>It is quintessentially social to play music and hope your peers appreciate that music
>>540324675>It is quintessentially social to play music and hope your peers appreciate that music," she says.>OOGABOOGA BIXNOOD MUHFUGGIN DIKK No, I don't think I will.
>>540324675Blimey, the BBC actually portraying the offending and correct demograph in that image
>>540324987They're making it out to be A Good Thing, so it's okay.
>>540324609and Rod Hull
>>540324801Always the underdog, the rebel, the renegade.
>>540325055Silly me, of course. I should hand myself in to the police for a racist thought right this minute.
>>540322865>>540322991When I lived in London in an attic room there was a single woman who lived alone on the first floor of a converted house. She'd come home in the evenings and leave the curtains open. Used to watch her just pottering about, having dinner, drinking wine, watching telly. Kind of fascinating for some reason. Couldn't make out if she was fit or not. She looked like a professional, maybe 30s.
Gonna get Skrewdriver on during my commute tomorrow and share my culture with fellow passengers :-)
>>540324675>restrict private car ownership>make public transport unpleasant as well as expensive and slow>"why does nobody want to catch the train/bus?"Negative infrastructure development
now you've got me watching Parky clipshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PNIdee0H1Q>in the 1940s, everybody was white, everybody on the pitch was white, everybody in the crowd was white
>>540325217"You lads mind if I put a bit of light music on?"https://youtu.be/naOn6tRdxJU?t=26
>>540322936what annoys me about this is he will have no end of sympathetic cunts queuing up to give him a highly paid job>He only did what he did because he knew the white supremacists would never have hired him>This is what blacks face every day. We must prove ourselves to impossibly high standards while whites get hired through eye contact and firm handshake
>>540322865Definitely clap. Wolfwhistle, if you can.Gosh, I hope wolfwhistling isn't illegal...
jersey royal milk, or unhomoginised free range organic milk?
>>540325436surprised that's still on YT
>>540325526tesco blue
>>540325446He could make an absolute fortune pushing the race card and making the rounds. Interviews out the arse.
>>540325526
>>540325210one of the neighbours in the flats opposite me doesnt have blinds/curtains and likes to spend hours trying on different clothes and getting undressed, WOOFtheres two of them, but one of them who has big tits put blinds up in her bedroom so i can only perv on one of them now
Actually thing is it's not even people sharing music with their mates, "hey check out 10 seconds of this cool new track", it's very often lone wogs playing loud music to nobody in particular. And it's always awful drill from their local scene, off some mixtape which will get like 12 listeners, and half of those will be ops from the other set hate listening to it in preparation to murder the artist. As much as I hate to say it but if they were playing something popular like Wonderwall then it'd be far less offensive rather than Mi Nig's micro hit of Rayp Di Peng Ting
>>540325555i usually get the Tesco blue filtered milk but am trying posher milk. i really like milk
>>540325610You wanna get yourself some proper gear
>>540325619Come to think of it, it is a bit funny how buses and trains don't have the radio playing.
>>540325694don't mention gear, you'll wake up cokeanon
>>540325734Too much of an obvious bickering point coupled with I suppose licencing issues
>>540325619>Mi Nig's micro hit of Rayp Di Peng Ting
>>540325734Would make it even more expensive due to PRS loicence.I agree with your point though.
>>540324351>he used to be self deprecating, self hating>then someone told him to believe in himself>it was painful to watch>it's to be expected for leftie punks to move to racism, because revolution, socialism and being black are normal and what The Man does now so they're uncoolWonder why she said she misses how things were, aka things were better back in her day, when there were comparatively no foreigners...
>>540325928a royalty free playlist could get round that
>>540324675>loudcast by ethnicity
>The Hackney buses play classical music (because all the buses have been chosen to play classical music because free and it probably reduces aggression) is this is a sign of racism and white supremacy????? >give me and my friends £250k sinecures to make this problem go away and let local wogs form councils to choose what their local routes will play (Carib and African niggers are literally going to murder each other to get their preferred music played)Actually, you know what, not a bad idea
>>540325759
>>540326002Good idea.
>>540326043I remember something about classical music reducing problems by making the problem makers not want to hang around... are there enough Elgar tracks for buses to play or will we need some Mozart too?
>>540325993It's more fun to complain.Loads of other subversives have hit this wall. Richard Dawkins is a notable one, went on the constant attack against Christianity and now regrets it since he sees the absolute disaster that is a faithless society.
works with texts.txt
Every bus seat should have an instrument attached so that everyone is free to play their own music, or play together if they wish to do so.
>>540322587this nigga eats like a yank but he's not fat does he throw it all up again?
>>540326180Tchaikovsky, 1812 Overture, feat cannon
>>540325210>She'd come home in the evenings and leave the curtains open. Used to watch her just pottering about, having dinner, drinking wine, watching telly. Kind of fascinating for some reason. Couldn't make out if she was fit or not. She looked like a professional, maybe 30s.
My train driver is blasting drum and bass and keeps freestyling over it on the intercom system. A black gentleman sat next to me just said “ayo this nigger is cool” but an old lady 3 seats infront is laying on the floor writhing
>>540325694how much are they?
Was wondering why everyone itt seems to have neighbours that leave their curtains open and able to be watched all nightThen I realised it’s because I’m not a windowlicker unlike most brincels so I wouldn’t be stood at my window licking it long enough to notice if any of my neighbours had their curtains openOWNED
>>540326246>but an old lady 3 seats infront is laying on the floor writhingShe is touched by the devil, we need more of those African priests who speak in tongues and send out the demons
>>540326332>Awwwww, no you don't understand, see? I, awwwww, I broke my leg, see?
>>540326260Expensive enough they won't tell you.Just speccing out some other things I'll buy when I win the British Lottery this Saturday. Probably launch a £3k thermal scope on it.
>>540326180It's calming for human beings but torturous for the monkeymen.
>>540322936ai detection tools are racist
>>540325694>Hikmicro RaptorHikimori Raptor more like
>>540326332>he doesn't live in an isolated part of the cotswolds where there's no direct neighbours, deanoboxes, wogs or forrens
Fucking sick of hearing about niggers lads.
>>540326428>playing lotto (£2 for the chance of winning £5M) instead of playing the yuromilly (£2.50 for the chance of winning £200M) or the powerballs (£4 for the chance of winning £400M)Ngmi
>>540326428I'm thinking of getting Kral Puncher K as a cheap PCP.I've already got a HW97k, but want a cheap PCP for secret things
>>540326510I'm trying to trick fate buy avoiding excessive greed. Just a bit of greed instead. Sensible levels.
>>540326332my desk was right by my window which is how I saw my neighbour to begin with. Back then I had something of a social life so wasn't in every night. But like I said it was kind of fasinating watching how someone else lived. She was pretty boring really.
>>540326198>the absolute disaster that is a faithless society.Oh but we have plenty of faith. Islamic faith.And if we were all to go back to the church tomorrow it'd just be the same thing with women telling you what's sinful now that the CofE is a woman's organisation, ironically now that its head is a man again.
VindicatedTotally and utterly vindicatedI deserve a medal for putting up with you goyim for so long
>>540326428I shot a cheap springer for a while but couldn't find a reliable place to shoot. Had a go with someone's pcp but didn't see the point, it's literally whatever you aim at the gun will shoot with no recoil. Wheres the skill.
Why'd they spot?
>>540326480Me too lad. Me too.
>>540326630*stopFfs
>>540326428>wins the lottery>buys a manual Hills pump on a 480cc capacity tankwew lad
The lotto app uses your cookies to ensure they don’t pick a winner who would be liable to use their millions against the political establishment. Imagine some incel chud wins the euromillions. They can never allow it to happenInstead they just pick people who watch the rest is politics or subscribe to r/libdem
>>540326602I find it a bit retarded the idea that us all believing in a religion will solve anything. The Bible contains good life lessons i guess but the whole God, jesus, heaven thing is not useful to anybody.We need a religion of personal responsibility.
>>5403266301988 was a brutal year.
>>540326630They didn't, some bugger just stopped updating that pageThey nearly bombed Eddie in 2021 ffs
>>540326583>she was pretty boring reallySays the bloke who spends his evenings watch his neighbour do rudimentary household chores through their window
>>540324675We're quickly becoming an island of reggins. Good grief.
>>540326661>buying tickets to your own replacementMong.
We need a final solution to the wheely bins making the place look untidy question.Seriously, they're fucking ugly.
>>5403267052005 had the high score though.
>>540326630A little island called.... island or soemthing.. wait i mean Ireland
>>540326696Ancestor worship. Don't disgrace your ancestors by being a useless waster, and make sure to raise your kids right and build a legacy so that you will be revered as an honoured ancestor after your death.
>>540326657>manual Hills pump2bh I just clicked yes on every option without even really reading it. Wanted to imagine how exciting it'd be to open the box.
>>540326623PCP are good for killing vermin, quiet, and have a magazine capicity.Springer can do the kill thing too but are loud, loading and firing can spook multiple quarry, and follow up shots are slow.They both have their place.
>>540326763Less BAMEs and more farmers selling direct.
>>540326780Injuries don't count. An injury is basically a failure.
>>540326763He dumb ?
>>540326796Alri Roswell
>>540317656Fucking fat dumbass yank cunt. Calling anyone a nigger when more than 50% of your country isn't white.
While I am fucked forever.
>>540326743How is the lottery going to replace humans you absolute spastic?
>>540326763Big bins at the end of the street.
>>540326837business idea: darknet marketplaces for farmers to sell meat, etc to circumvent the incoming meat allowances imposed on people
Multiplayer online fighting game but all the playable characters are just national stereotypes
>>540326718>Says the bloke who spends his evenings watch his neighbour do rudimentary household chores through their windowSays the bloke who seethes about the bloke who spends his evenings watch his neighbour do rudimentary household chores through their window
>>540326623>Wheres the skillA true warrior merely wounds his pray with a rifle and then goes in for the manual kill.
>All vehicles, public or private, must play Strong Britain, Great Nation at all times
>>540317861>honestly some of the most pathetic westminster nigger glowie spastic shite i have seen in years. whoever you are behind these posts fucking kill yourself, your glow ops are sargonite tierImagine being such a fucking shutin spastic that you type this nonsense about a Brit going on holiday.....
>>540326696>We need a religion of personal responsibility.You don't want a religion of rainbow coloured bibles and loving thy (new) neighbour straight off the dinghy as though he is an israelite looking for the land of milk and honey?
>>540326623Get a .22LR then
>>540326928Made to order wildlife hampers.
>>540326955>>Says the bloke who spends his evenings watch his neighbour do rudimentary household chores through their window>Says the bloke who seethes about the bloke who spends his evenings watch his neighbour do rudimentary household chores through their window>Says the bloke who spends his evening online critiquing bloke who seethes about the bloke who spends his evenings watch his neighbour do rudimentary household chores through their window
>>540326959>wounds his pray with a rifle*prey
>>540322951Yanks have steak resturants where you can watch live medievil jousting shows whilst you eat
>>540327085what a world. buying your sausages on the same platform where cocaine and mushrooms are sold.
>>540326928We'll see scandals about human flesh sold as meat soon enough.
>>540327089Blokeception
>>540327091Maybe he shot his minister.
>>540327146Sausage and mushrooms do go together well tbf
>>540326813>2bh I just clicked yes on every optionBased and money-pilled.2by i'll be getting a manual Hills pump if and when I get a kral, it's only a 200cc tank, so its not so bad for occasional shootting at specific targets, like peoples annoying security lights...
>>540327089Says the guy who picks his bum hole then sniffs it then can’t be arsed getting out of bed to wash his hands so goes to sleep with pooey hands and touches his face with them all through the night
>>540327029>on holidayTo an actual warzone
>>540327179No they don't. Sausage and beans go together. Mushrooms are for steak.
>>540326630>but the 1980s and 1990s saw the British and Irish governments working with Northern Irish parties to resolve the conflict that had become known as the Troubles.
>>540327179>Sausage and mushrooms do go together well tbfA willy is basically a sausage with a mushroom on the end
Brincels talking about buying guns when half of them can’t even shoot a rope of jizz without having a panic attackPWND
>>540327245Yes. And. Kyiv is the 3rd biggest city in Europe. Chances of getting hit by a missile are less than the odds of winning the lottery.
>>540327159woah>>540327179aye, true>>540327226jokes on you, i sleep on a sofa
I'm joining the afu in October.
A sausage with a mushroom at the end, next to an onion ring is basically a euphemism for anal sex
>>540327299>Kyiv is the 3rd biggest city in Europe.*Kiev
>>540327299then why do we have all these ukranian refugees la
>>540327299>Chances of getting hit by a missile are less than the odds of winning the lottery.Safe.
Brinnys pick the poo out of their bumhole then suck on their fingers
>>540327280>A willy is basically a sausage with a mushroom on the endReally makes you think.
>>540327299Whats in Kiev again? No way it even looks that nice in summer let alone the rest of the year where it looks like white people Johannesberg
Smoke spliffs in the shower
>>540327483>Whats in Kiev again?chicken in a garlic sauce
>>540327508prefer a bong
>>540327525>tesco finest
>>540327341>i sleep on a sofa
s t a t e
>>540327429It's a huge city with 3 million people. They kill ten or so. Do the math.
>>540327417>then why do we have all these ukranian refugeesThey sent their wives and children while they fight.
>>540327525>chicken in a garlic saucegarlic sauce in chicken (if you believe in that type of thing)
>>540326648You're both getting a visit
chicken kiev
>>540327552You dont even need a bong, put your buds in the baths plughole and suck the smoke through the overflow, the water in the u bend cools the smoke, . Wa la your bath is now a bong
>>540327721Motherfucker, i'll bash your face in
>>540327483>What's in Kyiv? Same as any other city. But getting bombed. As a memeflag I assume you're Indian. So, nothing there for you.
>do the math>mathlol
>>540327828>methMeth
>>540327828You're confused by pluralisation?Something you'll never manage.
>>540327824Actually i am Indian and i live across the road from you, we will outnumber you soon, then who will be laughing? Your reply?
Everyone in this general is an Indian except you
>>540327280It can't be that simple.
>>540327824>kyivKey. Ev.
>>540327941>Actually i am Indian and i live across the road from youI don't really care what brown people say. I don't usually respond to them. Waste of space.
>>540327941>Your reply?PakistanBigWhiteCockPornHubStatistics.pngPakis, Jeets, same people.
Could go cottage pie with tommy sauce
>[hum of conversation]>[clicking wheel]>[digital whirling]Seems a bit harsh when they put subtitles on describing sounds deaf people have never heard to begin with.
>>540328070Keep fishing cunt. I'm not biting.
Went to the co-op earlier to buy beer and a steak but all the steak had been shoplifted. Was funny when I asked where the steak was and the lad took me to the fridge but it was empty.
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>>540328080Epic failatleast the other reply got 88 which is pretty cool and very based and nazi pilledwhat did you produce? nothingunharmed, unscathed, just salty white boy tears
>>540328267>sucks on vape with satisfying crackle>hold>exhale
>>540328122>audio description: "The sky behind him was bright and blue.">blind man: "What the fuck is blue?"
>>540328344>what did you produce?I have a 19yo son. I have a 17yo daughter. I have a 7yo by a different mother.And you? Has your sperm ever hit anything that wasn't paper or fabric?
>>540328088>PakistanBigWhiteCockPornHubStatistics.pngWhat's that?
>>540328444Sounds like you produced a failed marriage chud>>540328445Have a guess chud
>>540328444And still here crying about brown people
>>540328445It's like an over decade long image of just that. Top pornhub search in Pakistan.
>>540327299You don't even have to pay to play!
>>540328477Two actually. Failed marriages are normal now. The kids still count.How many do you have?I'm guessing none. I have three. We are not the same. You whinge. I enjoy.
>>540327483>Whats in Kiev again?
>>540328570why do you write exactly like this discord pedo >>540328567?
>>540328567A pound a pint and top end food under a tenner with 11/10 women everywhere. Tell me about your shit life?Shit life lad..
>>540328570You seetheYou shitYou pick your bum hole and eat it
>>540328570>You whinge. I enjoy.Do you see any of your kids now or just pay installments?>sucks on vape with satisfying crackle
>>540328573There are no browns in Kyiv. Would you like to see my holiday photos?They btfo your cherry picked internet screenshot. Where should we start?
>>540328637I can envisage your tracksuit and your council house and your horrible single mother.
>>540328444I generally imagine everyone here is in their late 20s - 30s and sometimes I come to the realisation that some of you are old enough to genuinely be my dad.
>>540328669I just beat my kids at ludo, Chinese patience and monopoly. They beat me at rummy and I came back with a few chess victories. Those years in jail before they were born really paid off.
jam boysjam boyswhatcha gonna dowhatcha gonna do when they public poo
>>540328850I'm 50yo.
>>540328573>this is a duck pond. therefore, the broken bikes, rusted trolleys, and dead pigeons are actually ducks
>>540327703you know what we did? we sent them out of the city to live in the countryside.we didn't send them all to america or something.Kiev is evidently getting less bombed than London was if it's only that many deaths.
>>540328900Got to rate it. Got any advice to da yutes?
yeah. our country was fucking bombed and we didn't go "oh nooooo we have to invade a wealthy and prosperous nation and take all its shit oh noooo"
>>540328967a very diverse and tolerant duck pond under a big rainbow kosher banner
>>540328978>indulging the nonce in his facebook friend photo collection LARP ngmi
>>540328978Yep. Kyiv is nothing like the blitz. Russia is fucking useless. Just as they were in ww2. There's barely any damage there.
>>540328978Lots of refugee shit is just fleeing country because youre a scumbag evading the law/draftotherwise its all economic reasonsthat being said its not a bad thing, you would do the same
>>540329011Don't get married or get into a common law situation.
baking a jewkraine spesh so we can have a r8 good laugh