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how does the average person aquire warheads in 2026?
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>>540322357
I put it on moms shopping list and she brings them home, sadly it costs a lot of good boy points.
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>>540322357
typically, youll want to wait for the russia to collapse, then buy it from one of the emerging warlords.
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>>540322357
Shit I only know how to do it in 2027.
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>>540322526
I split my tongue down the middle to the point of bleeding eating so many of these. We didn't have them where we lived and my grandmother sent me a giant tub of the black cherry ones.
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>>540322357
shouldn't those homos be wearing lead apron across their nads while standing next to the nuclear core?
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Idk. How the fuck did Hitler do it? How did he "secretly" Stockpile a million missiles and bombs, while Britain and France were "le broke" And "couldn't do nuffin" And how come 3 dictators popped up at the EXACT same time in 3 different countries all with the same MO?

idk bruh, not just the holly cost but the entire story of ww2 is fucking bullshit, fake and gay.
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>>540323033
The casing is the shield, retard.
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>>540322357
You acquire 40 million pepsi cap points and it comes free with the harrier jump jet
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>>540322357
the concept is simple, make slightly under critical mass of fisile material and uniformly crush the sphere with high explosives, but the crafting recipe is complex and requires exotic materials so you need to speedrun the modpack to acquire them all
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>>540322357
Mix sour milk and a tiny bit of soap or detergent. Food dye optional. Pour into a balloon and chuck it at your target. Preferably on a hot, sunny day. They won't know what the fuck hit 'em. For your escape, rip open a bag of fine flour and disappear through the smokescreen. Good for anti-personnel and denial-of-area.
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>>540322357
If only I knew that, kek.
And how to deliver them.
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>>540322357
Get a job at the warhead factory. They give you like one a quarter and two at Christmas.
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>>540323033
No. You get more radiation from eating a banana than from standing next to a nuclear warhead.
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>>540322357
The silk road and they still take Bitcoin. Trust me. I am your.friend
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>>540323033
The nuclear pit in weapons aren't really all that hot. Thats why that in photo of the nerds doing the Manhattan Project testing are holding the pit in a small box they can carry with one hand.
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>>540322357
The same way sponge bob acquired his pineapple house, Jihad of course!
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>>540324149
https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/execution/post/479107/micky-mouse-and-spongebob-witnessing-a
reminds me of this kino



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