HOLY SHIT HOW UNLUCKY CAN YOU GET!! https://youtube.com/shorts/gpxns7AiGyI?si=RmqNK-BHzJ90xzbT
He supposedly died. Rip
Fuck that nigga in particular -God
Shocking
>>540323651bless israel
>>540323798Carlos?
They must have felt the static in the air moments before the strike.
>>540323651God has spoken. God is angry. Justice has been served.
>>540323651it was just his time.
>stand out in the middle of a huge empty field during a rain stormbaseball players learned to stop doing this
>>540323651Is he going to be okay???
>>540323651"I have such sights to show you" - The Intrawebs
>>540323651Lightning strikes are one of the top causes of death for people engaged in outdoor activities.
>>540324157Just a small headache
Indra smiling shitskins
Hehe, min gud Tor
>>540323651there are two UFOs in the background.
Another victim of the jab.
Flop or foul?
>>540324997>there are two UFOs in the background.Those are time-traveling video drones from the future. FLOCK recorded everything, and the future peepo send back drones to capture kino footage for the likes.
>>540323651so he's now a high voltage "transformer" now?
>>540323798
>>540323651now he's a satay
Hurr fuck Zeu-ACK!
VAX STATUS???
>>540323651DIAL-666-13W-1A23R
>>540323651what did god mean by this?
>>540323651Fuck that guy in particular I guess
Ill wait for the webm
>>540323674>>540324157he is RIP, succumbed to injuries, while 12 others were injuredhttps://sports.yahoo.com/articles/sofwan-awae-dead-24-thai-083118411.html
My uncle actually survived a direct lightning strike I guess he's one of the few
>>540323651>https://youtube.com/shorts/gpxns7AiGyIneed to sign inanybody got a webm?nigga actually caught the lightningit didnt strike the ground next to him, or did it?
>>540323651Drunk God trying to strike a jeet but failed
>>540323651>SAFWAN, RITA HAS ESCAPED
>>540325063Cloud for sure getting a red card
>>540325906>waffen SS t-shirt and tats>shitskin gf just like the fuhrer envisaged
Post a webm faggot, I'm not signing in to jack shit
>>540323651Why is this political? Nigger.
>>540325906Jesus, that defeat in her eyes. He fuckin vanquished those bitches with his meat saber.
>>540323953Yeah but they are like pacific/island monkey type Asians so they do not give a fuck about that, or any other natural disaster I guess.
>>540326888CheckedIt wasn't that great I expected an electrifying video but it's shit
>>540323651>He's amped up for the game. >His performance was electric. >He conducts himself brilliantly on the field.
>>540323651RIP. Sorry, Thai bro.
sniped by zeus ZIP
>>540327025It's metal as fuck
>>540327326Yeah it's actually quite striking.
>>540323651>HOLY SHIT HOW UNLUCKY CAN YOU GET!!I mean standing out in an open field during an electrical storm is just thumbing your nose at mother nature and begging for it, same for dumb assholes who go out fishing when they hear the rumble of thunder.Play Stupid Games win Stupid Prizes.
>>540324157He is just shocked. He will be probably by okay though
>>540323651post the webm, faggot
>>540323651should've hit the cameramanI CAN'T SEE SHIT
>>540327729If it was a I would agree with you but what are you worried about?
>>540328714Lmao if it was x*
>>540323651why does this happens so often to soccer players?
>>540328905its most common outdoor sport in the world?
>>540323651Do you know what happens to a jungle gook when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.
>>540328714>>540328905
>>540323651This is why you have to check the soles of your shoes for metal
>>540323651Aren’t footballers always collapsing on the pitch?
>>540329176Fair enough. It signs me into my account. I could care less if "they" know me. Don't blame you for being private.
>>540329415It’s genuinely not even privacy. I just hate what when you’re logged in your search history is tracked and then the only shit that comes into your feed is the same or similar shit. It’s a deathloop that keep you from learning and discovering anything new. I miss the old YouTube where I could choose a video and three hours later I was learning about shone shit I had never heard of.
>>540323651vax status?
>And Zeus himself thundered loud from Ida, and sent a burning flash down into the Achaian army. They saw it with horror, and fear took its pale grip on all of them.
>>540324157Sources tell me he's stable
>>540323651God hates fags>footballerThat's soccer. Soccer is a fag sport.
>>540323651exploded eyeballs 100%
>>540324157He's only mostly dead
>>540332095Thanks.
>>540325053>Another victim of the jab.Tpbp if he wasn't vaxed he would have actually absorbed the energy becoming a god
>>540325646Too bad, if he survived he would have had powers
>>540332734the ability to charge a cell phone on his lap?
>>540323651https://youtu.be/HwqjZ84gD_c
>>540332095>12 others injuredMaybe I'm retarded but how the fuck does that even happen? What the noise hurt their ears?
>>540325906Even though he is fat ugly old man he is better genes than the Asian men and is why he easily can get women
>>540323797>but not israel epsteinwhat did God mean by that?
>>540323651https://youtu.be/Ax2TkRdJiV0?is=wUzsv_xLvr8niDyDThat’s what happens when you challenge Zeus
Yeah does anyone know his vax status?
I wish that was me
>>540329680I get you.You can delete this video from your history and YT should go back to normal.
>>540323798Boooooo
>>540325899
>>540333099>chosen peopleit wasnt rhetoric anon
>>540324157Source tells me he’s stable. Please God
>>540332095>PRAISE ZEUS thanks
>>540329176Copy the URLGo to googleType in NSFW YouTube video playerGo to websitePaste url in the video playerEnjoyHow the fuck have people forgot how to download YouTube MP3/MP4 videos?My entire music folder is from downloading MP3 files from a YouTube video.
Total gook death
>>540332095another vertical video recorder>it struck the wrong one
>>540332095>>540333808do you faggots finally understand
>>540332140>>540333497
>>540323651Umm going scalloping this weekend and the weather is going to be iffy. But i have to go. I must harvest the scallops. I'm afraid of not being able to get in quick enough and getting stuck in a lightening storm. It would suck so bad if I got my whole family killed.
>>540325686Tell him he's a champ.
>>540323674Could have been worse, imagine if he had gotten Covid-19 and was unvaccinated. He should be thankful that didn't happen to him.
>>540323797>niggaShut the fuck up retard
>>540332095Excellent CPR. If you ever have to do it pump the hell out the chest abd don't be afraid to hammer fist a couple of times. It takes maximum effort so go for it. Mouth breaths are not important. Pump with all your might.
>>540324133Baseball is not a real sport
>>540323797No. It injured 12 people. That whole stadium was blasted and the guy looked like yamcha at the bottom of the crater
>>540323651this is why we cancel all outdoor activities if lightning is spotted in the sky
>>540323651Ogun thunderstruck him
>>540324247Except in Ganada, where slipping in fresh poo is the second most common cause of death, only surpassed by government assisted goyicide.
>>540323651wait, you pitch in soccer?
>>540323651Absolutely fried. That was for Italy
>>540323651Vax status?
my great grandpa got struck by lightning while plowing a field with his tractorhe fell off and laid in the field for like 30 minutes but wasn't badly harmedfunny how that works
Thats what you get for not following Christ
>>540332140Please god
>>540333696>>540337661it's funny because jesus was never associated with lightning in abrahamism, but satan was said to have "fell upon earth like a bolt of lightning" retards cant even get their mythos right
>>540335944>Baseball is not a real sportbut messi messi gooalll favela monkey is?
>be mutt in modern day Sodom>get smited
>>540323651Vaxx Status?
>>540325686I gained the ability to generate and control electricity after being struck by lightning, I mostly use my abilities to fuck with that Spider faggot
>>540338364Meds kek
>>540335741>t. nigga
>>540333601>My entire music folder is from downloading MP3 files from a YouTube video.kek I went back to doing this immediately after dealing with spotifys advertising faggotry
>>540338364kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmk6bqGWohg
>>540335944Retard
>>540323651>died suddenly vax status?