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Ultimate MAGA.
Ammo status, MIGApedes?
ITT: LOSERS
>>540333818
>>540333818>Left claims USA is out of ammo.>USA bombs the shit out of Iran.>Left again claims USA is out of ammo.>USA bombs the shit out of Iran again.>Left yet again claims USA is out of ammo.*YOU ARE HERE*>USA bombs the shit out of Iran yet again.
seek christremember the fundamentalsrevelation 2:2-5>I know your works, your toil and your patient endurance, and how you cannot bear with those who are evil, but have tested those who call themselves apostles and are not, and found them to be false. I know you are enduring patiently and bearing up for my name's sake, and you have not grown weary. But I have this against you, that you have abandoned the love you had at first. Remember therefore from where you have fallen; repent, and do the works you did at first. If not, I will come to you and remove your lampstand from its place, unless you repent. Yet this you have: you hate the works of the Nicolaitans, which I also hate. He who has an ear, let him hear what the Spirit says to the churches. To the one who conquers I will grant to eat of the tree of life, which is in the paradise of God.’
MAGA!
Saying you're "non-denom" is like saying you're non-binary. Prove me wrong.
>>540333919So you’re out, thank you.
Good awooovening frens. Listening to a local concert in town. Having a great time and feeling pretty good about life. Piggers, meanwhile, are seething about things they can never change.
>>540333853LMAO!>dude you don't understand tucker is working with the BASED and REDPILLED jewish money lendershahahhahaha
Miggers lost, Zohran won.
>>540334001Jiggly wiggly Doro
>>540333759>PACs
>>540333988denominations imply that the church can be split
Strait's closed, Donnie.
>>540334001It's been a 10+ year nightmare for them
>>540333919It used to be that the a lie has a grain of truth to it, now these demonic commies have it where it doesn't have any truth to it and just try to shame you into accepting it.
>>540334110So "non-denom" implies you exist outside the division. Like a non-binary person.
the absolute state...
>>540333759Trumptards still support this piece of shit? Or is it all bots now?
Maybe we just need more substations to zap all niggers.
>>540334151no, its the same argument the catholics makethat there is only one (small c) catholic church, and you are in it or you are not
Duh, wrong pic...
>>540334018what do you think will age worsevoters who chose Hatcher over Ogles or that Hobbs+8 poll?
>>540334151Dude, that guy is a satanist freak who twists Bible versus to fit his anti-Trump hatred.
>Ogles: "ISLAM MUST GO!"Who must go?>*AAACCKKKK*
>>540334213it has to be hobbs because hatcher will be some milquetoast republican that nobody knows and nobody will know
>>540334243>lies, slander, backbiting very christian of you :/
>>540334156They're really not doing well lately, kek.
>>540334300Fucking kek!
>>540331579The fact Bill Lee decided to endorse a cuck is probably what really ruined it. The district being sort of far-flung geographically with the candidate being from a suburb of Nashville and the district including parts of inner city Memphis is also a factor.>>540331772It's sort of hilarious living in a deep red area how if I tell people the platforms of our local Democrats they're always shocked.>>540331538YES!>>540331626Your claims are directly contrary to Christian teachings. They seem to originate with the Quran.>>540331766Luther held that the Pope was not vicar of God, but instead the Caliph of Islam. In turn, the Quran became the basis of Protestant claims that Catholics engage in Mary-worship, as Muslims had attempted to rationalize the Quranic criticism of the Trinity "the Father, the Son, and the Mother" by claiming that Catholics worship Mary. Protestants, pursuant to Protestant views on Islam, paid tribute to the Caliphate as God's representative on Earth and head of the superior religion which rejected so-called "Mary worship," until Thomas Jefferson asserted in the Treaty of Tripoli that America "is not a Christian nation," with Christian being the type of cuck who believes Christianity but also believes it to be an inferior religion to Islam where the Muslim Caliphate has divine authority.
>>540334300Kek, the commie faggot got booed off the stage in under a minute, too
Another W for The Homosexual Agenda™
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>>540334001Saw a local band here a bit ago was comf not really my kind of music but still also crab shop right next door
LET FREEDOM REIGN! FULFILL OUR DIVINE PROVIDENCE, OUR NEW MANIFEST DESTINY!Our rightful land:1. British Indian Ocean Territory2. Canada3. Greenland4. Marie Byrd Land5. Faroe Islands6. Clipperton Island7. St.-Barthelemy8. Falkland Islands9. South Georgia & the South Sandwich Islands10. St. Pierre & Miquelon11. Fernando de Noronha, Rocas Atoll, Sts. Peter & Paul Archipelago, Trinidade & Martim Vaz12. British Antarctic Territory (incl. Ross Dependency)13. St. Helena, Ascension, & Tristan da Cunha (SHATC)14. Dutch Caribbean15. Cayman Islands16. Guadeloupe17. Martinique18. Montserrat19. Anguilla20. Turks & Caicos Islands21. UK Virgin Islands22. Bermuda23. French Guiana24. French Polynesia25. Pitcairn Islands26. Wallis & Futuna27. Peter I IslandWe're Americans. We dream big & we win bigger. The fact is that we cannot tolerate unfree zones with the Americas. We're going to liberate our sphere, including:1. (Western) Samoa2. St. Vincent & the Grenadines3. St. Lucia4. Kiribati5. Cuba6. Nauru7. Dominica8. Jan Mayen9. Grenada10. St. Kitts & Nevis11. Antigua & Barbuda12. Bahamas13. Costa Rica14. Panama15. Iceland16. Jamaica17. BelizeIn summary, our goals are:1. Enforcing the Monroe Doctrine2. Ensuring American naval dominance.3. Reducing housing prices in the mainland USA.4. Punishing outposts of tyranny in the New World.5. Improving the US economy.6. Creating Fortress America.7. Purifying the New World demographically via mass deportation.We already have funding to enforce border patrol for Marie Byrd Land, Canada, & Greenland! Let's move forward & fulfill our American dream, the dream of Washington, Jackson, Jefferson, & Polk! We'll see McKinley & Kennedy smile upon us from Heaven!
We need an ALL-OF-GOVERNMENT response to the migration crisis in our Country!State ought take maximal action to increase deportations for national security!Treasury ought confirm immigration status with tax filings!Transportation ought collect immigration status when they inspect trucks!Interior ought enforce measures to protect our Country against foreign labor in national parks!Agriculture ought crack down on abuse of farm labor visas!Labor ought throw the book and bust unscrupulous employers which hire illegals!JUSTICE ought launch an all-out judicial crackdown to crush migrant crime and anti-American discrimination! WAR ought mobilize to clear illegal alien terrorists off the streets!Commerce ought restrict government money to companies with strict immigration protocols and secure our economy amid crisis!HHS ought declare that public health justifies emergency measures to deport illegals!HUD ought help DHS to deport illegals who use government housing! Arrest them in their sleep!ED ought collect data on illegals in school and teach children of the migration threat!Energy should be tightening security protocols against migrant crime & terrorism!VA should lend VA Police to DHS!Even other agencies of DHS can lend their staff to ICE and CBP! (In fact, why not establish Joint Deportation Commands in various districts across the Country?)Every department has multiple roles it can fulfill in our national struggle against foreign contamination! Labor can do a lot more than just break bad unions--they collect labor statistics, it's not hard to collect illegal alien labor data!REGULATE IMMIGRATION TO DEATH! Have every department writing regulations to protect the American people against legal alien labor and reduce the number of foreigners in America!We cannot stop restricting the barbarians until our wages recover and our Country is happy and prosperous again!
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>>540333988>>540334202Nondenoms are basically just retards who reject the Pope because they can't keep their dicks in their pants.
>>540334300Is there sound? Wanna laugh at these retards kek
Reminder that shitsreal and their retard shills lost their miga, epstein and Iran narrative. They're not even going to try their CUBA WON narrative because it's over. They lost to this, a dude who worked in McDonald's. Furthermore they lost to a person who sleeps 24/7, iran lost its entire navy and cardboard inbred leaders to this very same man who sleeps, according to RETARD SHILLS.LMAO!!!
Kid diddler general
>>540334274i really hope she loses
>>540334243All I've pointed out is a good number of you are total abhorrations before God and should repent for not being a Holy Roman Catholic. You promote devil worship through false idolization and jewish subterfuge.
>540334530Bot post.
>>540334072Lold>>540334001Yay! >>540333999>>540333919It's the exact same as the Left claiming Russia is almost out of ammo in the Ukraine. Nobody ever runs out of ammo in war, surprise surprise.
>the U.S. is gonna be out of ammo (in two weeks).>a kike at the jew york times told me
Andy Ogles's political career is going about as good as picrel it seems.
>>540334300KWAB. Trump bombing sand rats on both sides of the Atlantic.
>>540333759>we didn't lobby enough!Or maybe everyone is tired of childfuckers.
>>540333759ULTRA MAGA COUNTRY
>>540334300now thats funny
>>540334453Inspite of the possibility of running into insufferable hipster libshits at local concerts, there's still good times to be had. Jist gonna relax and stick around.
>>540334001ahoy
>>540334730>People who can do math need to go to jail because we’re totally not outYou tried, retard.
>>540334591Correct, anon. It's impossible for Martin Luther to cite the Quran and believe in it without the Quran existing before Luther. Thank you for noticing something very true.Also, in addition, Luther's heresy #34 cited for his excommunication is that he stated that the Turkish government (the Caliphate of the time) is divinely ordained and that it is a sin to make war against it. This is in turn crucial for understanding the geopolitical and geotheological relationships of Protestant, Catholic, and Muslim polities for the ensuing 300 years and to a lesser extent into the present day. Luther further adds in substantial tracts of the Weimarer Ausgabe that Christ is a polygamist (unironically inspiring Mormonism--he is Joseph Smith's source of Christology), that the Caliphate has actual spiritual authority and that Islam is spiritually superior to Christianity, and that Christ followed Islamic conventions of polygamy.
>>540334929Ahoy!
MAGA and good evening, frens!>>540334929Ahoy, beeman!>>540333783Thanks for baking, owlman
I'm detecting vast quantities of blasphemous faggotry from this thread. Jesus said, "Dudes the jews are going to kill me and you should not trust their banks or their money." Who are we to deny the light of Christ our Lord?We should take Jerusalem back from Israel, just saying.
A lot pf people don't know this but it's not possible to build missiles and bombs anymore. All the bombs that will ever exist have already been built. Crazy.
>>540334522It's disappointing unfortunately. https://x.com/i/status/1986085364633571787>>540334796Fucking kek
>>540335068Kek!
Good Eve of Caturday Eve evening from...well, I just checked into my accommodations in a different state in The Best Comfy Midwest than *the* Best Comfy Midwest State, /ptg/...but that's neither here nor thereThe point is, GOOD EVENING, FUCKTARDS...this weekend could be one for the books, /ptg/...I guess 'we'll see what happens', as boomer Blimpf loves to say
>>540335106Lel there's a bit of seethe, a bit of boo
AWOO!I'M HERE AGAIN, TO AWOO!I'M GOING TO KEEP AWOOING ALL YOU FUCKING...KIKES, (they are great at dancing, world famous even)GUM GUZZLING GROYPER FAGGOTS, (of course I repeat myself here)SHILLS, (of course I repeat myself here)FAGGOTSHILLS, (of course I repeat myself here)FAGGOTS, (of course I repeat myself here)COMMIES, (of course I repeat myself here)SPAMMING FAGGOTS, (of course I repeat myself here)SPAMMERS, (of course I repeat myself here)MEMEFLAGGING SPAMMING FAGGOTS, (of course I repeat myself here)LEAFS, (rake those leafs without mercy!)NIGGERFAGGOTS,NIGGERS, (oh boy do I hate me some fucking niggering niggerydoing niggers!)CONFUSED BOOMERS,ANGRY COMMIE TRANNY JANNIES,AND FRENS UNTIL YOU ALL AWOO!DONALD JOHN TRUMP IS YOUR PRESIDENT!
>literally "I LIVED BITCH"https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/08/nyc-artist-scott-lobaido-died-2-minutes-after/
>>540335016Henlo, fren!>>540335174Good awoovening, fren!
>>540335068It's not that we can't- we refuse to on principle.
>>540333883Sure. theyre both still faggots.
Fellow burgerchads, choose your Battlefield Burger wisely...
>>540335034The "Holy" Land has already been found to be lacking.
So when do we Christians rightfully seize Jerusalem from the hoardes? What if the jew attempts to reconstruct the Temple Mount?
So what the hell happened here, /ptg/...did Blimpf really save this baby from certain death or was it the toddler he saved...or bothI've no clue what the fuck is going on
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>>540334300checked
Don’t you guys think Trump wouldn’t be driven to such “extremes” if the Democrats haven’t let in God knows how many illegals into our country?
>>540335174Ahhh wooo tew ewe
>>540335322It would never be right, and it isn't desirable.
We are Donald Trump,We carry the flameWe'll fight for the MossadWe'll redact the names
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>>540335283General John Bell Hood or General Harry T. Hayes for me
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>>540335317hey Breakroom
>>540335283John Bell Hood.
>>540335419Good choices
>>540335435You don't know me, but I already know enough of you.
Anybody notice the "Catholic purist" isn't attacking the two LITERAL faggots in the thread?
>>540335283I will take a double John Bell Hood pls and a large sweet tea.
>>540333759>mih fundraising/ptg/ trannies told me that spending doesn't matter otherwise Kamala and Hillary would've won
>>540335283Well.. I am a Marylander so I'll back Meade love me some pulled pork so Lewis, also James, and finally wade :33
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https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/117051741714223391
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>>540334110>>540333941>>540334285You know, technically since Luther says that both the secular Turkish govt and the Caliph (in capacity as both Sultan and Caliph) are both in possession of divine authority, your nondenom religious leader is Recip Tayyip Erdogan, meaning you also should condemn birth control like Catholics. I'm genuinely surprised to see that you have become a Muslim. What convinced you that you should enter this spiritually irregular state?
>>540335283also, wtf did longstreet do to deserve a peanut butter burger in his memory?
starting to suspect my step mom is a republican
>>540335196>Good awoovening, fren!AWOO!Seems 4chinz jannie faggots have lifted the range ban. Imagine being a place for politics, but banning the ips from the DC, Maryland, Virginia metropolitan area which is full of politicians.
>>540335489
>>540335535fuck her nya
>>540335283>peanut butter on a burger>maple syrup on a burgerthis is heresy
>>540335561
>>540335567no
>>540335544Proof NAO o.o
>>540335322christians are only interested in the mount of olives, thats where jesus returns before he destroys jerusalemhe left from the mount of olives and he will return to the mount of olivesthe mount of olives is mount zion acts 1:9-12>And when he had said these things, as they were looking on, he was lifted up, and a cloud took him out of their sight. And while they were gazing into heaven as he went, behold, two men stood by them in white robes, and said, “Men of Galilee, why do you stand looking into heaven? This Jesus, who was taken up from you into heaven, will come in the same way as you saw him go into heaven.”>Then they returned to Jerusalem from the mount called Olivetzechariah 14:4-7>On that day his feet shall stand on the Mount of Olives that lies before Jerusalem on the east, and the Mount of Olives shall be split in two from east to west by a very wide valley, so that one half of the Mount shall move northward, and the other half southward. And you shall flee to the valley of my mountains, for the valley of the mountains shall reach to Azal. And you shall flee as you fled from the earthquake in the days of Uzziah king of Judah. Then the Lord my God will come, and all the holy ones with him.>On that day there shall be no light, cold, or frost. And there shall be a unique day, which is known to the Lord, neither day nor night, but at evening time there shall be light.revelation 14:1>Then I looked, and behold, on Mount Zion stood the Lamb, and with him 144,000 who had his name and his Father's name written on their foreheads.
>>540335586yes
>>540335283gen. gov. k.warren
>>540335544Triple check'd and wew! Glad to have you back, fren!
i really really REALLY don't want to be here. pretty sure i'm being punished for posting an arabic rap song in the summer of 2022. that is enough to sentence a white man to death.
>>540335578peanut butter on burgers actually goes way back in American lore. It's not really a Southern thing, but it seemed to happen in the most rural areas of the south and midwest. The steamed burger might be the oldest burger too, and it's almost impossible to find these days.
>>540335651>Glad to have you back, fren!I've got just one more question. How's the news? I haven't been following things too closely.
>>540335716>My goatshake brings the imam to the yard.
henlo, frens, did you have a nice tall glass of “this aint albuquerque and you aint saul goodman or even bill oakley, you better shut the fuck up” today? >>540335158evening, dweebers>>540335578i disagree about the maple syrup under the assumption its coating the crispy, thick cut bacon that needs to be on all berdersthese are my words
>>540335322After we destroy the terrorists in Syria, we march southward. >>540335601>christians are only interested in the mount of olives, thats where jesus returns before he destroys jerusalemNazareth, Bethlehem, Calvary
>>540335757>peanut butter on burgers actually goes way back in American lore.the hell you say
>>540335798>Nazareth, Bethlehem, Calvaryi said christians, not retards
>>540332914>publicly available infoIt's not publicly available.That's why it's illegal to release such information to the jewish media.
>>540335759Haven't been able to really keep up with things today, unfortunately. Been busy with work, so I'm as in the dark as you are, fren.>>540335782Good evening, kotman. I hope you're well, tonight.
>>540335833It organically happened in Mid Kentucky, nowhere Tennessee, Alabama, and Wisconsin sometime around ww2. You will find more recent iterations at Korean burger joints who attempt to pair a peanut sauce with burgers. There isn't a person alive who enjoys tho and there's no rational explanation for why this phenomenon randomly occurred all over the place 80 years ago.
I hate Spendocrats. They don't even want to spend on the stuff we need, like the military weapons to protect our beautiful boys!
>>540335782>henlo, frens, did you have a nice tall glass of “this aint albuquerque and you aint saul goodman or even bill oakley, you better shut the fuck up” today?it sure was nice of Vince to make people aware of ABQ outside of being that place in which Bugs Bunny took a wrong turn>i disagree about the maple syrup under the assumption its coating the crispy, thick cut bacon that needs to be on all berders>these are my wordsbacon should be mandatory on all berders but no syrups, jellies, or any other sweeteners belong within a 3 ft radius of any hamburgrageanyway how was the comf today
>>540335918>sometime around ww2I'm gonna go on the record and blame the jews
Peanuts were just a fuckhuge thing for a minute there in the not so distant past. There was that black dude, George Washington Carver, who created like hundreds of peanut recipes, including the Southern abomination, boiled peanuts, and that man is also responsible for every single poor soul who suffers from a peanut allergy today.
>>540335902Except it is, dipshit. Quit coping.
>>540335918depends on the age and mix, and with ketchup peanut butter is pretty good. boiled peanuts are big for some, so burger with peanut-butter is not a shock.I might draw the line at peanut butter and pickles. But a peanut-butter hot-cabbage slaw could be fine.recollection is that peanuts are big in African foods?
>>540336029peanut butter banana sandwiches are delicious
>>540333883I don't understand the significance of either one.Is one more special than the other for some reason?
>>540335849For "Christians" who do not believe that Reccip Tayyip Erdogan holds genuine religious authority, i.e. not members of retarded backward islamic cults with Christian branding, there is no need to share large Bible quotes. Nazareth is Christ's hometown. Bethlehem is Christ's birthplace. Calvary is Christ's tomb, as well as where he was crucified. All of these have self-evident spiritual importance to Christendom, not including Muslim bootlickers.
>>540335782What's the tomboy status on this Eve before Caturday Eve
>>540336029peanut allergies happen to babied ipso weak people. sorry, not sorry. get outside in the dirt before you get beyond teething.
>>540335798>we march southward.based
>>540336063needs some bacon and pancake batterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZAWOgtROJI
>>540336098All of them are completely meaningless to your salvation.I think we should teach the Christian timeline in schools so these dumbass atheists can at least argue from a position of knowledge.
minor heatstroke today, fungal rash is getting worse, can't do laundry, keep wearing the same rancid clothes, smell like absolute shit. had to go to a job interview like this.
>>540335909no worries fren
>>540333919>ammoEvery carrier has its own battle group, and each battle group has its own ammo, plus it's own storage of ammo. On top of that, America doesn't even need ammo.America has every type of technology, and that includes DEW energy weapons, and a lot more.
>>540336144true, bacon always elevates any sandwich to S tier
The peanut phenomenon wasn't exclusive to America either. Here's a Swedish abomination:>The Flying Jacob is a Swedish casserole made of chicken, bananas, peanuts, and bacon. The dish is baked in an oven and is usually served with rice and a salad. The dish was invented by Ove Jacobsson, who worked in the air freight industry, hence the name.For whatever reason many years ago, every culture got hooked on peanuts and tried to force it into everything. Hence, in America, peanut butter burgers. Old as time but nobody, and I mean nobody, likes. The peanut fad deserves a deep dive from someone way more autistic than me. I cannot make sense of it.
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>>540336217thank you mr. republican man it feels so good being white...
>>540336164>fungal rashgrab some head and shoulders or similar and apply.>can't do laundryyes you can, especially when it's hot, just wash in the sink one at a time and air-dry. only your pants have a hard time drying in hot weather.socks are a no-no, better to go barefoot until you need the dress shoes than wear socks you can't clean.get a change of everything and you can wash everything in a sink. just make sure you clean the sink before you use it, and don't leave a mess behind.
PHOTOOFTHEYEARby Andrew Thomas
>>540336155If knowing nothing about Christ's life, not His hometown, not His birthplace, not where He died, why would God put it in the Bible? Certainly, we are not required to go to Bethlehem on pilgrimage or similar. But it's a cool thing to celebrate Christmas and I'm not a neo-Cromwellist DSA retard who wants to ban that, so go have fun and worship baby Jesus on the day of His birth.
>>540336198The chinks put peanuts in thier spicy oils.
>>540336265i'll try this, thank you
>>540336198that sounds amazing. I used to run canned cooked peanuts boiled in the rice to completion of the rice. just be careful to chew for the crunchy, not the rice texture, or your asshole will bleed.
>>540336277peanut sauce is pretty good yeah
>>540336272>If knowing nothing about Christ's life, not His hometown, not His birthplace, not where He died, was important to your salvation, why would God put it in the Bible?Fixed
>>540336198Merciful heavens!
>>540336324Wait, wait, peanut sauc? Wut
>>540336338i know right
>>540335909i am and its a bit goncerning and the tomboys are still being too chill for my liking but fuggityou?>>540335956>it sure was nice of Vince to make people aware of ABQ outside of being that place in which Bugs Bunny took a wrong turnvince should never have to pay for any of his vices (im assuming a nip of beer is the hardest he goes) within city limits for what he’s done. wise move on the mayor’s part to join the plurbs>bacon should be mandatory on all berders but no syrups, jellies, or any other sweeteners belong within a 3 ft radius of any hamburgragewould you count bacon jam? i made a berder with that and actual bacon on a toasted bun once, it was the best ive ever had in my life and i couldnt recreate it. it was like that one methhead who killed it at the comedy show in that patton oswalt story>anyway how was the comf todayday started off a bit rough but im reasonably comf right now and trying not to question ityou?>>540336103all’s quiet on the blurry front, thank FUCK.also i accepted a free shot of creatine mix today because the proto goth fit chick promoting it KIND OF looked like she actually used it. that being said, she was a bit rough looking. some of it (the tats and overtanned skin) was her fault, but there wasnt a lift in the world for everything else wrong.i have a good eye for flaws that arent the person’s fault and i dont judge them for them.rolls of fat DO NOT count as irreconcilable flaws because theres literally lifts for that and theyre called fork putdowns
How's it going /ptg/? Horribly? That's how it's always going for you guys!
>>540336378Glad you're doing well! Be on guard, the tomboys are probably plotting something.Im doing well, myself. Another slow day at work, so I can't complain. The ol' no news is good news bit, and all that.
>>540336338Oil, peanut, spicy
>>540336289you will be walking with wet clothes for a few hours depending on humidity, so take that into account if you're out. socks wash in a sink and dry quickly if you squeeze them and then spin them in your arms, but wet socks will destroy your shoes. yeah, stank shoes are horrible. the only solutions I've found so far are a cheap bottle of rubbing alcohol to kill the worst of the stink let air-dry, and not wearing them, at all. no socks, no shoes = poverty lifespend $15 on some quality pool slippers, and don't look back. stay away from cheap flipflops unless you just need a day's coverage in the city (work pretty good for getting around the bathroom of a library, for instance).shoeless feet in summer = fried feet, so don't be barefoot for the first time on days you have to do something, and respect the places you enter. learn to walk watching for glass, and not plowing your foot down hard on sharp shit.Trump needs to tax clothing and bring that shit back to the Carolinas and New England.American Cotton = Best in the WORLD.
>>540336559lol be careful posting CSC girls lol
>>540336378>vince should never have to pay for any of his vices (im assuming a nip of beer is the hardest he goes) within city limits for what he’s done.>wise move on the mayor’s part to join the plurbsagreed, he's done more for ABQ than... well, I can't name another person who's done something for ABQ, but you get the idea>would you count bacon jam? i made a berder with that and actual bacon on a toasted bun once, it was the best ive ever had in my life and i couldnt recreate it. it was like that one methhead who killed it at the comedy show in that patton oswalt storyhis name was Dr. Pepper, and what in the Sam Hell is bacon jam>day started off a bit rough but im reasonably comf right now and trying not to question itthat's the way to go about it, like how even if you think the captain's methods are unsound you really shouldn't say so>you?fairly comf now, but serious question: have you ever cleaned your window AC unit beyond the removable screen? because I took the vent off mine today and cleaned like a pound of black mold out of it and it just seems like it probably wasn't good to be breathing all that for who knows how long
>>540336612more like CNC girls amirite
>The Saudi-led military coalition supporting Yemen's UN-recognized government reports that 11 civilians were wounded in a Houthi attack on Najran, one day after at least 58 Yemeni soldiers were killed in an attack by the Iran-backed "terrorist" group.
>540336487>Horribly? That's how it's always going for you guys!Well, no matter what we do, we just keep winning and winning. I keep telling Drumpf to please, pretty please, please DRUMPF, please stop winning. I tell him we are so fucking tired of winning, that its just super horrible, but he keeps on doing it anyways. He's a fucking winning madman.
>>540336665BAHAHA
>>540336029peanut allergies come from lack of exposure to a thing during childhood, allergies as a whole are the immune system overreacting to a thing it's not used to and tick illnesses. it's wholly possible to gain resistance later in life.besides, carvers other agricultural science efforts have been a great help for southern agriculture.
so i've been living here for about a month now. last night i was streaming in a discord call and said i supported a two state solution. today i saw a literal hasidic jew in the buildings lobby. the curly sideburns and hat and everything. am in a psyops? or is it just a coincidence.
Why do third world countries always have piles of bricks and loose coaxial cables/telephone lines draped on everything?
>>540336217>>540323905
>>540336700we do a little raping here
>>540336750You're gonna get gang raped by a bunch of old jews for wrong thinkSorry pham
>>540336755you never know when you're gonna need a brick and/or some coax cable
>>540336805also the goth girl called me "guy" but i thought she said "goy" so i was confused and didn't say anything. being white in 2026 is a curse i wish on no man.
>>540335283Gonna go with the Armistead. Love me some pulled pork.
>>540336778
>>540336755>Why do third world countries always have piles of bricks and loose coaxial cables/telephone lines draped on everything?That's how the jeets pray to their god of lightning, that one named ZAPJeetah
>Yemeni drone attack on Saudi mercenary headquarters in Hadramawt Governorate.
amy bream? literally born with one leg missing and that didnt stop her (from being a novelty at best if we’re being honest)>>540336533no “probably” about itslow days can be good if you enjoy in recreational daydreaming and noticing.ignore the above if youre a pediatric neurosurgeon, you need to lock the fuck in at all times>>540336627>agreed, he's done more for ABQ than... well, I can't name another person who's done something for ABQ, but you get the ideayou said so yourself more or less, mel blanc was 100% of their outreach until vince, and bugs just defined abq as a place to turn >his name was Dr. Pepper, and what in the Sam Hell is bacon jamfucking delicious is what it be. i looked and i believe what i tried was tbj brand>that's the way to go about it, like how even if you think the captain's methods are unsound you really shouldn't say soonly methods here got madness in’t anyway>fairly comf now, but serious question: have you ever cleaned your window AC unit beyond the removable screen? because I took the vent off mine today and cleaned like a pound of black mold out of it and it just seems like it probably wasn't good to be breathing all that for who knows how longliterally never with a window unit because ours are dedicated units set into the earth itself but they do need hosing off or else they suffocate under the accumulated dust. the stuff that came off mine last time looked like chocolateevery other commercial here is some asshole with ac services, nanner’s will confirm if not playing new vegas
Good MAGA evening, frens!
>>540336750the hasidics might be a bit pissed at the state of Israel for not going along with absolute orthodoxy. he might also support it because he thinks orthodoxy will benefit, but will view you with standard contempt as goy.
>>540336711I'm allergic to penicillin whatever that means. but i have an iron stomach and can eat/drink anything without puking.
>>540336829>goth girlMossad operative.You gonna get gaped by a pack of sewer Hasidics
>>540336750did he offer to eat your penis for a small fee?the rabbi love to eat the penis of people who can't trace to Jacob, tho it's the only penis they know.
>>540336378>accepted a shot of creatine from a rough-looking goth girl todayI'd rather the gals be a little chubby and working on losing those rolls of fat the old-fashioned way than going on all these GLP-1 or GPL-1 or whatever the hell they're called drugs
>>540336868Kek, more than a fair point at that, fren..The tomboys will strike when you least expect it, then. Especially now that you're expecting it.>>540336874Good evening, Serena!
>>540336889>>540336901really would like to go home. christ please give me strength to survive.
And like that a new baker is now needed. Goodnight everyone, we are going to win. Okay bye! Have an op for whoever takes over.
>>540334018Now, now, Maki. Don't you know that if you aren't shilling for Islam 24/7 on Xitter and here, you're actually literally working for Netanyahu?
>>540336812>>540336833I figure its free bricks for whenever you need to throw a riot over welfare checks but I still don't understand the lack of cable management.Its like they don't know what zipties are
>>540336969Goodnight, owlman! Sleep well.
>>540336868>you said so yourself more or less, mel blanc was 100% of their outreach until vince, and bugs just defined abq as a place to turntbf it's still pretty much just a place to turn>fucking delicious is what it be. i looked and i believe what i tried was tbj brandchecking it out online, seems a bit expensive for a condiment but you're tempting me to splurge on some>only methods here got madness in’t anywayain't that the everlovin' truth>literally never with a window unit because ours are dedicated units set into the earth itself but they do need hosing off or else they suffocate under the accumulated dust. the stuff that came off mine last time looked like chocolateyes that is exactly what I'm talking about, the forbidden chocolate>every other commercial here is some asshole with ac services, nanner’s will confirm if not playing new vegasDID HE FINALLY BREAK DOWN AND PLAY IT????
>>540333759Sup /ptg/bros? We are celebrating summer with other boards right now. Can you come to this thread >>>/u/4586669and say "Happy S/u/mmer!" to us? We'd appreciate it. Thank you. Happy Summer, /ptg/! With love from /u/!
>>540336978>working for NetanyahuBasedLemme bombJust a little bombin' for GWOT COD4 era nostalgia
>>540336978thought islamic prayers would help but they're just making things worse. on twitter, sure, but irl it's just making life worse
>Saudi Arabia expects imminent attacks from north and south, senior official says>Saudi Arabia expects imminent coordinated attacks from the north and south by Iraqi militias and Yemen’s Houthis under the supervision of Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, a senior Saudi official says.>The official, speaking on condition of anonymity, says intelligence reports from Saudi Arabia, the United States and other regional countries indicated civilian and economic sites could be targeted, including energy infrastructure, ports and airports.>Saudi Arabia had also observed drones and missiles being moved, suggesting coordinated operations from both directions, the official says.
>>540336984truggers the hanny used to go on and on about the virtues of properly spooling your cables, and also would sperg out if you referred to them as "wires"
>>540337054>I thought praying to a pagan demon god would helpEasy mistake to make
>>540336984>Its like they don't know what zipties areWell not only are zip ties super fucking expensive, but it takes a trained veteran jeet mechanical engineer of over 20 years before you can even understand how to use them. Zipties are super complex devices that jeets struggle to understand.
>>540337061Hey, have you noticed that Iran and Syria both have a buildup on the Iraqi border? Looks like there could be some fun soon!
>>540337101i might strip naked, shove yogurt up my ass, and run through traffic. i need to leave immediately. tomorrow another day of riding the bicycle in 100+ degree weather begging for a job.
>>540337134Look like an extremely fire GTA clone that needs to be made irl.I would adore watching NPCs die in easily preventable and extremely silly ways, just wandering the streets of Mumbai...
Deport all kikes
people keep banging on shit i think my neighbors are fucking again. i need to jack off with lotion like a good little christcuck whytboi. at least they're not spitting at me.
>>540336919>I'd rather the gals be a little chubby and working on losing those rolls of fat the old-fashioned way than going on all these GLP-1 or GPL-1 or whatever the hell they're called drugsyou’re totally right and glp1’s are bad for you, but im with coach greg in the opinion that being obese is way more unhealthy than the drug is>>540336952>The tomboys will strike when you least expect it, then. Especially now that you're expecting it.their cleverness goes up the dummer they are, its insane. crazy tomboy’s the smartest but not exactly odysseuscomfy tomboy’s not exactly a rhodes scholar but she’d have made it home from the trojan war before that night’s dinner got cold>>540337020>tbf it's still pretty much just a place to turni can confirm this with the one exception being the airport, ironically. it was actually a very nice experience>checking it out online, seems a bit expensive for a condiment but you're tempting me to splurge on somei dont recall finishing the jar, so let it be like honeycomb for me for now >ain't that the everlovin' truthalways hazbin>yes that is exactly what I'm talking about, the forbidden chocolatesweetest of the alkaline metalsyou want that dust that blows in over the palo verde nuclear plant>DID HE FINALLY BREAK DOWN AND PLAY IT????no, i was trying to say he has no excuse not to be here. sorry for the false hope>>540337080the autism was strong with that fren
every girl I go out with ends up being a libtard who disgusts me. do you guys have any dating tips? should I switch my bbw nubian lady preference to fish headed asians, latinas, or whites? I find white women to be exhausting these days, at least those on the apps. So much so that I gave up. I know Latinas turn into landwhales at 30...so can I get a QRD on Asians? Or at this point should I just buy a mail order bride?
>>540337225Tomboys are as fun as they are variable. And also crazy. Now, to calibrate the bird and pray that I hit the target this time. Blur on, you crazy kot.
whats your favorite cuckold music?https://youtu.be/X7WA8Z3gbdo
>>540337302Yandere tomboy?! Wow, what an innovation! Was Yuno technically a yandere herself?
>>540337247>nubiansUgh couldn't pick a spic or chang like a normal white race traitor.Yeah I get it black girls are easy and hornier than you average man.Still kinda gross bro.I've been there
>>540337343I suppose it could happen, and maybe?
>>540337225>i can confirm this with the one exception being the airport, ironically. it was actually a very nice experiencemight check it out if I ever fly anywhere in my life>i dont recall finishing the jar, so let it be like honeycomb for me for nowstill gotta try the 'comb too>always hazbinand ever willbe>sweetest of the alkaline metals>you want that dust that blows in over the palo verde nuclear plantdelectable >no, i was trying to say he has no excuse not to be here. sorry for the false hopeone of these days, he'll learn>the autism was strong with that frenjust don't bring up the high heels and all will be daijoubublur away, Johnny
>>540336952Henlo!
>>540336829Goy is increasingly just becoming "nigga" for White people so just respond normally. It's like if you were African-American and your black friend said "nigga what's up?" would you just go "whoa, he called me a niggr!"
>>540337394doesn't really feel the same. there's no song that goes "i ride for my goys, goyim, i'd die for my motha fuckin goys".
>>540337394I call trannies "guy" "bro" and "dude" all the time irl.Its just a reflex.
>>540337302roger roger>>540337375>might check it out if I ever fly anywhere in my lifeflying be scary>one of these days, he'll learnthe power of bullying will work one day>just don't bring up the high heels and all will be daijoubukektuar>blur away, Johnnyroger
>>540337445>GOYIM GON' TRY (WHAT)>GOYIM GON' DIE (UH)I mean, it's kinda catchy