Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threadsFace it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers
>>540335587Thank you, good leaf anon
>>540335587Amen
>>540335587>shakespearebro literally wrote the "Hath not a Jew eyes?" speech he was progressive by his days standards
>>540335691Kinda true. Other than the hard work, i got that far without this.
>>540334970>Op posts one retarded boomer-tier pic and fucks off to the dildo storeMany such cases
>>540335587>ronald dahlRoald
>>540335766They do not have eyes, because they cannot see Christ's glory.
>>540335848Yeah that one bugged me. I was able to do a pretty good job drawing in his style back in elementary school.
>>540335587Can some of you chronically online losers explain to me what's so funny about repeatedly pasting the same comment ad nauseam? Do you actually still laugh when you read the same "copypastas" for the billionth time? Why?
>>540335912What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>540334970
>>540335829Saaar
>>540335912it's a straight, white, sentient male thing. You wouldnt get it.
>>540335912it's funny because it started out as someone seriously posting it as a demoralization campaign and they did it enough that it became a forced meme so people thought it was funny so now canadians have to post it to make humo threads complete.if you don't understand what I just said, lurk 2 years before posting.
>>540335912
>>540335912Don't you ever get tired of getting fucked in the butt? Like what's the appeal of another faggot always fucking you in the butt? Can someone explain what's so great about getting buttfucked by another faggot for the billionth time? Get off this website.
>>540335890you are bugged that one of your heros was able to name the true scourge and pox that plagues the white man on this earth?
>>540335965It's funny cuz you did the thing. >>540336094Ironically, white people are actually capable of being funny & witty. >lololololol poop! ROFLMAO PENIS! is brown third-worlder "humor." Basically the same thing as this retarded shit. >>540336138>An anon posted something stupid once, so now it's funny to post it a trillion times for years until we're dead. Yeah, still not funny. Also, I'm much more of an oldfag than you, I'll bet. Just not autistic enough to be susceptible to the reddit-tier >heckin goodest kot does a sit "internet culture" brainrot. I'm gonna venture a guess that you all probably have toxoplasmosis and/or brain damage from alcohol.
>>540336318You seem highly intelligent & sane; and also white.
>>540334970I lost
>>540335912>Can some of you chronically santa losers explain to me what's so joyful about repeatedly offering gifts ad nauseam?>Do you actually still enjoy when it's "Christmas" for the billionth time? Why?
>>540335587Lmao Anons, but you're still just a bunch of pathetic jewish niggers, niggers.And / or no good semitic hypocritical piggers, piggers.And usually typically two faced jewy mindless selfish antagonistic NPCs, NPCs.I'm not sad I'm an adult virgin, and I'm very selective. Face it, every "fellow white" Jew and Niggerjew DEI (didn't earn it, especially in unwanted parasitic paid government positions) will learn the hard way how wrong they were in modern history, as they spiral infinitely downward into their own karmatic hells. What a bunch of hypocritical entitled delusional losers, your "success" is questionably earned, and your women are unwanted tossable jewish niggerized piggerized NPC spoiled toxic scummy selfish cringe roasties, cringe roasties. Get over yourselves. :)Most people (especially "reptile peoples") are no fucking good nor trustworthy even on the White side, so Straight White Non Jewish separations is the solution with 1776 American politics. ALL (((government systems))) are hypocritical and parasitic by their very design, as are ALL government "people", especially paid ones.Fuck them, fuck those, and fuck most of you, too.Begone back to where you "Leaf flags" belong... We don't get alongBBC Big Bacterial ClawsBWC Big Wrong ClawsBIC Big Icky ClawsBAC Big Atrocious Claws(((Liberals and / or Conservatives))) and / or (((Jewish / Niggerized / Lbgt / Faggots / Fake / Cringe "alternatives")))(((Governments))) and / or (((Judeo NPCs / Golems)))(((If you hate Niggerjews / Street Thugs / Liberals... Then worship Jews / Niggerjews / Government Reptiles / Piggers / State Thugs / Jewish Conservatives / and / or / then cycles...)))(((Jewish Liberal women want niggers and muh black / brown is black / brown and endless "diversity"))) and / or (((Jewish neo con " TRAD" looking for "BRAD" wants white men but muh biggest tallest strongest fittest richest most Jewish white men tho... And / or / then a good goy tool)))
The (((Judeo NPCs))) are immunized against all dangers...One may call them sheep for being mindless idiots and it's "muh strong / weak contest petty antagonism, and "gym bro" faggotry"...One may call them hypocritical reptilian parasitic piggers and it's "muh just doing muh government job, just obey"...One may call them a total fucking brainwashed double nigger, nigger... And it's "muh anti racism" and "muh poor oppressed niggers with their DEI unearned government salaries and douchey poor oppressed overpaid nigger jew sports ball careers and rapper celebrities with their poor oppressed high paying salaries"...One may call them selfish and materialistic and it's "muh doer, muh go getter, muh proud work ethic, muh do-pidity of do, and muh money makes the (jewish) world go around"...One may call them morally repulsive and it's "muh dog eat dog" "muh greater good" "muh for society" "muh rat races" (and rat faces) "muh duhgree and muh position allows me to do evil though" "muh that's just how the (jewish) world works though"...And it all runs off them like water off of a ping pong table... (while they follow current thing and / or known traditions and / or jewish systems and / or trendy niggers)But call them (((Judeo NPCs))) and you will be astonished at how they recoil, how injured they are, how they suddenly realize they're mindless soulless jewy selfish spiteful petty trivial stupid niggerized faggotized piggerized judeo cultural pieces of total utter shit golems, they've been called outYep... Straight White Non Jewish separations, and then separate territories (Racially, Culturally, and Spiritually), probably makes sense.America needs separate " we the peoples" defined, separate territories, individual freedom preserved, then Governments / Piggers / Jews / Niggerjews / Faggots / Reptiles / State Niggers all gone and separated from, and "diversity" (double niggers, niggers) separated from, and ALL forms of "fellow whites" separated from, especially
>>540334970https://youtu.be/HwqjZ84gD_c
>>540335691Ikr Anon
>>540335859what kind of amateur faggot can't type faster than they can talk?
>>540335912Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
>>540337928That's why my solutions make sense AnonSeparations and separate territories, and good riddance to those that aren't my people, nor allies nor has my well being nor best interests in mind
>>540335912you sound more chronically online than anyone else
>>540335965I could make my own counter version of this Stale Jew Nigger Pigger Gayvy Sea Otters Nigger Pasta, but don't want to get too personal... I made most of the memes and 2 servings of pasta is moar than enough for all of you redit idiots, leaf flag AnonI can say this though ...Non Jewish Non Government Straight White Males that were "good goy dumping grounds" for decades are much more angry than that though... Than Jews and Sand Niggers Combined
>>540338067The actual rats are the NPCs that ask that type of shit, Double Redit Jew Nigger Jew Nigger Redit Anon
>>540338141Still a good meme AnonSchmoe Approved
>>540338255Shut the fuck up and post something you nigger
>>540338241That would fool me
>>540338316No u, nigger jew redit faggot, redit faggot nigger jew Anon
>>540338298Chuckles
>>540336495That they called him ronald
>>540338350
>>540334970do you think this guy browsed /pol?
>>540338527Based wrencher
>>540336077Post body
>>540338597selected that pic on accident, heh. My old shitty subaru blew a coolant hose and overheated and warped the cylinder heads, so i removed, honed and reinstalled them. I got 3k miles out of it before I traded it to a dealer for $1k towards something new. The last straw was locating the car parked in the airport after a long trip, and having everyone be like "lol theres no way it starts" and I thought to myself"why am I putting up with this" (p.s. it started lol)
https://youtu.be/oqiFE5FT_Io
>>540335766Shakespeare was mocking the predictable manner in which jews complain. The jew is demanding literal human flesh and crying victim. The audience is laughing because they heard this all before. The fact jews read this and think, "wow he understands my pain" is crazy and desperate wishcasting on their part.
>>540338779Grim, im in the market for a 4x4 because my buzzbox is starting to burn oil and i don't wanna do rings on it.
>>540338107LOST
https://youtube.com/shorts/eb8j044f7Ug?
>>540335691Actually deep, profound, and very relatable.
>>540338241Tbh, pepe just saved his life by doing that. The shits consistency, would allow the duck to fall threw the coins instead of smashing into them.
>>540338536absolutely vile, kek
>>540336394Imagine that, troons depicting they themselves as delusionally cute and irrationally hostile when not placated
>>540335912Same reason why I spam the navy seal copypasta. To mock my enemy
https://youtube.com/shorts/hrVp4lu3hDo?
>>540335766Unironically this: >>540338839Merchant of Venice is a comedy and Shylock is the villain. Even his fucking daughter runs off with a nigger to spite him lmao
>>540335912Hey Faggot,My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
>>540339750Those are video games characters
https://youtu.be/FBDleayoGDM?
>>540334970Latinas vs white girls
https://youtu.be/MX5vSCLVtGc?
>>540337873The kind of person pretending they know what they're doing.
>>540342327Bully makes this come across as faggotry itself though AnonI would replace Bully with maybe Banish as in deport to their own faggot territory or separate if the territory is a faggot one
>>540335587>TS ElliotI think you are just supposed to say "he"
>>540335859>thank you saaar please to transfer the steam gift card
>>540335587
>>540335587FIRST POST BEST POST, FUCKIN JOHNNY ON THE SPOT WITH THAT BLESSING.
>>540335912Get a load of this newfag.
>>540335912Kill VAUN9Vsj. Behead VAUN9Vsj. Roundhouse kick VAUN9Vsj into the concrete. Slam dunk VAUN9Vsj's baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy VAUN9Vsj. Defecate in VAUN9Vsj's food. Launch VAUN9Vsj into the sun. Stir fry VAUN9Vsj in a wok. Toss VAUN9Vsj into active volcanoes. Urinate into VAUN9Vsj's gas tank. Judo throw VAUN9Vsj into a wood chipper. Twist VAUN9Vsj's head off. Report VAUN9Vsj to the IRS. Karate chop VAUN9Vsj in half. Curb stomp pregnant black VAUN9Vsj. Trap VAUN9Vsj in quicksand. Crush VAUN9Vsj in the trash compactor. Liquefy VAUN9Vsj in a vat of acid. Eat VAUN9Vsj. Dissect VAUN9Vsj. Exterminate VAUN9Vsj in the gas chamber. Stomp VAUN9Vsj skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate VAUN9Vsj in the oven. Lobotomize VAUN9Vsj. Mandatory abortions for VAUN9Vsj. Grind VAUN9Vsj fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown VAUN9Vsj in fried chicken grease. Vaporize VAUN9Vsj with a ray gun. Kick old VAUN9Vsj down the stairs. Feed VAUN9Vsj to alligators. Slice VAUN9Vsj with a katana.
>>540335840
>>540343073fucking global warming...
>>540340809For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
>>540335965Based>>540335912You wouldnt get it, its above your paygrade and IQ
>>540340809I'm only a little bit fat and somewhat retarded though So you're a hypocritical Double Nigger Nigger Wigger Jew Sports Ball player with a negative value basic bitch bleached blonde that most likely is a crooked nosed scummy kikey clawed Jewish Cringe Roastie to be with you Ackshully... Not all Chink Anna May drawings are necessarily Chinks themselves, you fucking Basic NPC, but only the finest Coomery gets a second look from me and all of the Anna NAYS get instantly deleted to free up space for more memes and important files (video games) if they have an even slightly crooked nose The total Faggot is yourself that simps for garbage Cringe Roastie Cringe for a "Pop'luh" image while you probably spend more time in your locker rooms showering with your Fellow Nigger Jew Ball Sports Ball Fraternity Faggots, Redit Nigger Faggot Redit, Anon
>>540335912Would you suck a log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole?
>>540336737>Dennythat's some blast from the past
>>540336737> I'm much more of an oldfag than youHow to tell a nigger arrived here last weekYou need to go back
>>540338316It's a half-assed bot that can't do anything as advanced as post images.
>>540338536LOL
>>540343147A lot of Niggers come with Niggerjews though.. And Niggers, "diversity" pushing AnonI do hate all whites that chose to be or are "fellow whites" much more though I'm all for antisemitism but I'm still racist, you're not on redit AnonWaving to FRENs from a distance is better
>>540343035HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oooh NOOOOO
>>540343122What did Ms. Hands do to upset Mr. Ed?
>>540342802I didn't make it anon, Bash would be a better word.
>>540343271All "reptile people" that have shilled, pushed, and / or forced toxic poison wrong think wrong productivity "meds" / "meds, now" upon the youth and upon the unwilling are literally all going to Hell, Annie
>>540335587Based
>>540343196Reminds me of this.
>>540335587Sure thing, bro.IQ is mostly genetic.
>>540343358Lol Ikr, especially government faggots, AnonThey can kill themselves though in their own territories so I don't have to contaminate myself
>>540338067nigger has a lot of nerve asking someone what they do for work
>>540343418(You)
>>540343196>>540343402Here comes the retardedness, and this place is a swamp, not a coomer bait creamery, redit faggot Anons
Joeschmoe is a shitty, subpar AI bot written by jeets. I have never once seen it post an image. I have, however, seen it make two different posts within a single second. I will get a reply from it because I used its name.
>>540343511Lol, I'm still not dealing with Chinks to buy those though, Anon
>>540343019That's hilarious
>>540334970Shortly afterwards, Tyrone came at Cody. Cody needed stitches.
The average nigger is less than 70 IQ, their skin literally smells like faeces, their hair is like burnt krinkle-cut freedom fries, their undisciplined nature allows them to be manipulated like tiny little puppies. They cannot compete in any meaningful way- they're designed to conquer the inferior souls who are prone to laziness. The South Will Rise.
>>540343517Here's your attention (you) Anon
>>540335587You always improve my day, leaf-anon
>>540340809
>>540342881>Maroons
>>540343662Get lost Hick Flag Retard, the (((South))) worshipped Niggers (and Piggers and Jews) under "muh state rights" instead of worshipping Niggers (and Piggers and Jews) under "muh federal rights" regarding the (((North)))"muh lazy" fuck off Jew Anon
>>540335587>calling Shakespeare antisemiticHe fell for the "Merchant in Venice is antisemitic!!!" shtick (it's not, it's subver ive pro-jewish). Shakespeare was a hardcore talmudist and quoted it several times in his works.
>>540343574Yeah most ((("good Christians"))) are Jews, I'm aware, AnonSo are (((Judeo Nationalists))) and (((Judeo Pagans))) yes
>>540343583What was the name of that song? I have it downloaded somewhere on my pc but I can't find it
>>540343853Yes the future will be Post Roastpocalyptic Robocunts, Anon...But short hair and fake bleached blonde Chinks look like economical budget models though ... No buyAlso if any makes and models have crooked noses and come with Roastie OS: Jewish Niggerized NPC Cringe Edition Pre-installed then right into the GARBAGE they will go with the unwanted TRASH biocunts
>>540338839The only other person on this shithole website with a reading comprehension level beyond the 8th grade.
>>540343583Just remember: It's Anna MAY girls, not Anna NAY girls, Annies>>540343851Probably some type of Anna May music, Anon(Nigger gang rap and poser shit would be gay)
>>540343851Search for "Mike David."
>>540344267>20 posts by this ID>Not a single imageInteresting.
>>540343122Based hors.
>>540335587>Ronald Dahl
>>540343189qrd? ive seen it posted but wtf.
>>540335912we call it a silly tradition, we goof off sometimesyou seem to be mad at people having fun, so i guess you are an eglin faggot that gets shouted at by sgt. shaniquaor you work on making this response into a reaction meme. in that case, move on, you crazy bastard
>>540344445look at him go
>>540344548https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR3Vdo5etCQHättest du geschwiegen wärst du philosoph geblieben.Des langweilt mich.
>>540335912read Sandstorm by Da Rudeé
>>540344348Yeah it's interesting Anon
>>540344636>21 posts >No images in a humor thread
>>540338241Now that's funny.
>>540338430
>>540339750That comment isn't nearly as deep as your closet anon. Can you hear me back there?
>>540338241LIFE IS LIKE A SEWER TANKHERE IN DUCK TURD
>>540335912your own post gave you the answer to your question. think about it.
>>540343926aww, now her children will look nothing like her.one day, they'll ask why and however she words her answer, the children will learn that their mom thinks they're ugly.so sweet
>>540338241If Pepe were a bird, Argentinians would love this
>>540338316It's a good thing women's votes are largely symbolic and don't influence the actual outcome of elections, because they aren't counted.
>>540344630got me good anon
>>540338378Add Dy Son for the feminist car where the kid is aborted
>>54034452111/10
>>540338366Go back to sucking dicks anon, your not good at this.
>>540344364Jews want to be white so bad. that's why they're actually so mad at us bros. back in Roman times they were trying to claim white and the Roman's BTFO them. They got soo ass blasted about it they promised to fight against the real whites in any way possible till the end of time.
>>540344312What's happened
>>540343088I didn't know Obama died.
>>540345341i guess the shitskin was trying to cheatat the end, it looks like he wanted to bamboozle the kid into a "giving up" handshake, despite the fact that the kid wonluckily, the swarthy stinklord was too incompetent to be a fraudsterunluckily, white people let this abomination of a creature alive
>>540343316We must stop those predatory JK preying upon innocent salarymen by offering them rock CD
>>540343019Kid is a really ugly jew. They always film themselves with women they could never touch irl. See: any adam sandler movie
>>540343285Lol this cant be real xD
>>540335587You can't Uber your whole life , or maybe you can
>>540343250Shop Hitler into the black and white frame on the wall and this will actually be a funny image.
>>540337873Perhaps he's wondering why someone would make him wear the goymask before replacing him with a jeet and throwing him out of the company
>>540339318
>>540343073Those moonman spells are no joke.
>>540335848Roald McDahlnold
>>540343285Church of the Holy Penetration
>>540345341>Jeet cheats at game (jeets cannot do anything without cheating and lying)>Gets called out, loses izzat>Still allowed to play despite this>Later realizes he's entirely fucked and attempts to manipulate a forfeit handshake from the kid>Once again gets called out>Loses even more izzatYou just know he went to bed crying with rage for the rest of the week after this
>>540345773>>540345773>>540345773>>540345773
>>540344521lost
>>540343540Can i google myself in your office?