>>540337848
>>540337848Dodge?
>>540337848I'm gonna poop my pants and start jacking off with my turds and then i'm gonna eat my cum and turds and then i'll piss in my own face while funny mexican music plays.
>>540337848I am going to close the Border ahead of time. No dodgers allowed!
>>540337945based
Bone spurs
>>540337848https://youtu.be/HwqjZ84gD_c
Ill show them this
>>540337910Are they Jawas? Is that a Star War?
>>540337848I'm going to flee to Mexico and get free food, free healthcare, free housing and free money while I work at a fast food place and absolutely destroy their culture and economy while I refuse to learn one single word of Spanish.
>>540337848I'll just hang myself, how about that? How they going to draft my soul nigger
>>540337848How will they dodge the incoming rounds?We fought one civil war because niggers couldn't be bothered to pick cotton.We'll fight the next because White men can't be bothered to die for Israel.
>>540337848Bet you would love to know glownigger
>>540337848Join the coast guard? Seriously, why wouldn't this work?
>>540337848I farted at my parents house last Sunday and it smelled like I emptied my ass. My dad has Alzheimer’s and he kept saying, “Oh my God was that me? I’m sorry!”
>>540338106anon what is this comic called?
>>540337848I have autism and ADHD. Way too retarded to be trusted with anything military.
>>540337848I'm transgender
>>540338387Great, frontline infantry it is.If you live, you can have some neet bux k.
I'm going to get a job driving the MEPS bus to the airport so I can wave at all the zoomers as they ship off to die.
>>540337848Asian women who dress like this are massive, westernized whoresDo not ask as to how I came to acquire the aforementioned knowledge
>>540338387This. They literally wont take you if your prescribed Adhd meds. Just hint hint.
>>540338439I still wanna glue my face to her ass and stay there forever.
>>540337848By raping the conscription officer
>>540338376Out of Placers
>>540338284>Look young ladies Supergirl is actually a partygirl who likes getting wasted isn't that a great role model? Go be like her!!Whoremodels
>>540337848You simply reply to every single thing they say to you with "I will not die for Israel" untill they jail you. Write Mein Khampf part 2: Electric Jewgaloo in prison. Emerge from prison and start the new American Reich. It's the only way.
>>540338523thanks anon.
Dodge? No one wants to dodge.Send THEM.
>>540337948Promote this man to secretary of war
>>540338284She's such a weird looking person.
DD-214
>>540338452I take 40mg of adderall a day so that’s great news. Thank god I won’t be dying for Israel.
>>540338284how do you cut bulletproof glass into the shape of a windshield?
>>540338237Heck yes
>>540338284If you watch The flash from 2024, Supergirl gets stabbed by general zod which makes no sense. That entire movie sucked balls
>>540338959You don't, you just find it that way laying around on the ground.
>>540339018did he rape her though? That'd be hot.
>>540337848Have you tried being old?
>>540337848Let's be honest, 99% of you are gigantic pussies who will just cry if you got a draft notice.Which, ironically, is probably your best bet. The doctor will rate you 4P for "Pussy".>>540337948Ah yes, the Ted Nugent method.
>>540338864So heckin true. If I don't die for Israel, my grandchildren surely will!
>>540337848>insert webm of swat team being exploded after banging on door
>>540337848tap the sign and alphabet meme.
>>540338021Did he die/shit pants
>>540338112Phantasm. Kino
>>540337848My plan is to be 59 years old and to laugh when fucking red hatted zoomers get what they voted for.
>>540337848I’m 40, I ain’t dodging shit.I’ll be the guy in the background of the video slashing the press gang’s tires while they try to enslave my fellow white man.
>>540337848I’m not dogging shit I’m fragging the highest ranking officer I can She cute btw
>>540339258Draft will be increased up to 67
>>540339190it's fake, retard
>>540339282She smells like lilies and honey too
>>540339283They’ll be out of tires long before they get to that point.
>>540337848If it's bad here the imagine how bad it must be in AZN countries.
>>540337848circle button right joystick truck
>>540339282>letting them take you alive.Anon, please don’t be so foolish. First off, you will never have the chance. Second, if you are too much of a coward to kill the people who came to KIDNAP, ENSLAVE, AND SEND YOU TO DIE, you won’t do shit.
>>540339359>First off, you will never have the chance.lollmao
>>540339297It hurts
>>540339359I’m taking as many of them with as I can bro Ills pore bleach and ammonia in the trash can at the barracks if I have to
"PRESS GANGS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be PRESS GANGS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE PRESS GANGS" he thought. Fortunate Son reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 weed vape circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of government after dark. "With a Ryder Truck, you can rust the gears of this infernal machine using your blood" he said to himself, out loud.
>>540337848I will shoot them if they are at my doorstep. Problem, nafo troon?
>>540339444You aren’t going to the barracks you fucking retard.I’ll reiterate: if you won’t kill LITERAL SLAVERS WHO ARE ABDUCTING YOU, you will never do shit. You are delusional.
>>540337848This reminds me of my step dad
>>540337945>I'm so edgy I want to kill unarmed kids and rape wome.. ack <proceeds to commit suicide after experiencing crippling depression and PSTD occasioned by their own behavior during campaign
>>540337910MARANAX PALLEX
i will hide in the oven to dodge the draft
one of these except is says im jewish and have bone spurs
>>540337848>unless something changes to old (35)>if something changes gets nice ole swastika tattoo>23 year old female at work is terrified of shit actually going down and a draft happening for females>as asked me to knock her up if it happensIntedasting times
>>540337910CRUDUX CRUO
>>540337848I will simply do nothing. When they show up to take me, I will simply lay down on the floor and refuse to move, and the fat mutt recruiters that send will be far too lazy and out of shape to carry me, and they will just leave.
>>540337848>How will you dodge the upcoming draft?dark wood grain ring
>>540337848By being 42 and legally disabled
>>540339534
>>540338115The ethan ralph route?
>>540337848速い!
>>540337848The fate of every Asian woman.
>>540337848By not being white.Simple as.
>>540338689You're welcome
>>540337848Fun fact the american nazi party(most evil people ever) ranted how evil draft dodging is(LOL).What is interesting is that they mentioned pamphlets the left was distributing how to dodge the draft. More info on these pamphlets?
>>540337848just not going to go. What are they going to do, put me in a federal prison where I can work out and read books all day? OH NO please don't give me free food, a bed and I get to hang out with the bros. PLEASE don't do that! Just gonna gonna go, sorry...
>>540338106>>540338523>>540340852>ZE ZE zE in ZeDo these things even speak English????What is even the plot there?
>>540341145>Do these things even speak EnglishTechnically yes, they never developed a spoken language of their own and just coopted english. Their mouths and shell tooth prevent them from pronouncing "th".>What is even the plot there?TL;DR The rat in red is a diplomat representing a nearby human city/trading company, who is visiting for a festival. The one it's speaking to is the rat equivalent of a glow nigger.
>>540337848there wont be a draft.They know its impossible to draft the current gen of young people. They'll literally kill their own governments. Left wing and right wing both hate their governments.
aged out and have keratoconus
>>540337848They cant draft me if I draft them first then I conquer the world with my personal army.
>>540337848They don't have the manpower to enforce it. Just like they don't have the manpower to round people up. That's why the war in the Western world is through propaganda, misinformation, and divide and conquer tactics.
>>540339679Sounds like you have a very shitty job
What draft?
>>540338959The first make a windshield and THEN put some kind of bulletproof spell on it. Similar here. She got the earrings as a small kid and only got bulletproof after puberty.
>>540337848Say nigger and/or blow pot smoke in the recruiters face. Also I will call him PRIVATE too, instead of sgt just to add insult to injury.Drafts are just same as wars and for depopulating idiots who are too stupid flip burgers or stock shelves at Target.
>>540337848I will start with burying them in their own beurocratic red tape by abusing the shit out of gender ideology in its infinite retardation because the military has been thoroughly cucked by it.Should that fail, I will go AWOL anyway, not before sabotaging a bunch of important shit first and setting some traps in the dead of night.
