Pro tip: You can't
>>540348092it should be spelled BULLGARYAN
Bulgarians are pussiesRestore Volga Bulgaria
>>540348092Why no Phanagoria?
Uh-oh, bozgor and hohol subhmans are gonna have a melty.
>>540348092I was told to go to Bulgaria for strange performances some time ago, is this still true?I was not given the details as to what the performances entailed.
>>540348092Empire of donkey carts and cabbage gardens
>>540348092>simeon
>>540348267groomed up by mongol detachmentstimes of migrations indeed did not last longlike german stay in those areas as well
>>540348156BULGEARYAN
>>540348261Forgot pic.
>>540348267>The masters favorite golem is speakingPay no attention to this sniveling worm.
>>540348092Are we going to have to adopt your steppe culture and convert to Tengriism?
>>540348526Seems like someone is jelly
>>540348267Don't insult cabbages though, you can go from a peasant to a king if you eat cabbages.
armenian genes pool
You won't do shit. Your Austro empire is gone forever. Now better worry about the Muslim invasion rather. No? Last time I was in Wien it was full of disgusting predator shitskins. Hungary is populated by a bunch of mutated life forms as well. You've got enough on your plate to worry about war with your neighbors.
>>540349261Did you know Diocletian grew cabbages after he retired?
>>540348092I find it fascinating that you could travel half the world to settle in a better place, and hold this place until today.Hungarians are based, and Panonia is great place compared to the steppesI travel regularly to the szekely and its lovely, more and more magyars are integrating and its cool.
>>540348092I can't!
>>540348092Groups mostly developed within languagesOnly in the last century are people larping as ancient warriors or easterners pretending to be ancestral anglos
>>540348092I am building a cabin in your lands, I hope you dont mind
>>540348092Not having control of constantinople or the agean
>>540350140Comfy, I will move to Bulgaria too, I don't care if they are full AHAHAHHAHA
>>540350140not at all, enjoy>>540350305nooooooooooooooooo we're full and poor, luigi, find someplace else
>>540350305GL anon, some places and people are really nice.And its very safe, I even think it is way safer than in Italy sadlyYou know, when I travelled overseas I realized how much we take safety for granted. You dont realize this stuff until you lose it. We fucking blessed over here
>>540350305The horde accepts everyone. I hope you are proficient in horse riding though.
>>540350305>we're full and poorSame here kek
>>540348092I need to do a Bulgaria run in Europa Universalis
>>540350574You have to release them from the Ottomans. I never liked releasing nations so I never played with Blugaria.
>>540348803Dog spinning is non-negotiable
>>540350540I never understood why serbs and their orbiters are so hung up on the horse part of it. Thracians were horse people too, but I don't hear slander about them. When the Bulgars had empires 13 centuries ago, the local slavs were sleeping in bogs and shitting in squirrel holes
>>540348092U have my blessing. I dont care. Just dont leave that area.
>>540348092Why do second/third world countries take pride in that one time in history when for one generation several centuries ago the local khan had some authority over the neighboring region? Which isn't even impressive in the pre-modern era because people acceted without much trouble having a kang from the tribe three valleys away which was largely ceremonial to them. You could "annex" entire coutnries with battles that wouldn't give you a mid sized city past 1600. It's just map painting autism. Do you play those dreadful paradox vidya?
>>540348092Fake map
>>540350617Not in EU5 !
>>540350781Why are you even talking? Your country is the kikest kike of all kikery
>>540350781I also fail to understand why people with zero historical knowledge feel the need to speak up on such subjects. You were barely human at the time before vikangs, normans and kikes lifted you up to sentience
>>540350711>When the Bulgars had empires 13 centuries ago, the local slavs were sleeping in bogs and shitting in squirrel holes
>>540351882based
>>540348092pro tip. bulgurs. now you can kys cockroach.
>>540348481the fact that vlachs (who later started larping as "romanians" / "descendents of the dacians") were settled in Transylvania by Hungarian kings, is well known to anyone who finished primary school in Hungary
Haha Semen empire, i knew Bulgars were gay
>>540351939Do you feel closer to Mongols than to us?
>>540353017of course not, it's all a meme. We have none of their blood or culture. Not to mention the migrations happened long before mongolia became a thing
>>540353116I am joking. It's not cool of us to forget about Bulgaria after the latest Balkan chimpouts so I sometimes call you tatars and mongols since I know you would have it no other way.
>>540352428>the fact that vlachs (who later started larping as "romanians" / "descendents of the dacians") The term vlachs is an exonym, Romanian always called themselves Romanians, no larping going on there. And yes the Roman colonists who used to live in Dacia Traiana, north of the Danube were resettled south of the Danube into Dacia Aureliana.whose capital was Serdica later known as Sofia. The only LARP going on here is bozgor scum who are 80% Slavic but are larping as steppe churka magyars.>were settled in Transylvania by Hungarian kings, is well known to anyone who finished primary school in HungaryNo it's not, stop lying. This is 12th century, no bozgor scum admits Romanian presence in Transylvania in the 12th century.
>>540348092all tatars belong in kazan
How is the american empire supposed to survive this? It would destroy israel and the eu, our two greatest allies.
>>540350711because you're a fake nation larping as either tatars(og bulgarians), thracians or slavs while you are neither of those things, you are just gypsies
>>540348092
>>540353333checked and don't forget backstabbers>>540354155>fake nation larpingoh sorry, when does a nation become non-fake? 20, 30 centuries after it's created? (bosnia btw)>tatars(og bulgarians)tatars came about centuries after Bulgaria's ethnogenesis. There was no such things as "Bulgarian" before the confederation of Bulgars, Slavs and local balkanoids in 681
>>540354325I love these memes
Daily reminder: the english words buggary and to bugger, meaning to fucking a male child in the arse and etymological derived from the word "bulgar" meaning bulgarian.No wonder they like Russians so much!
>>540354735westoids project pederasty onto their perceived enemies, more news at 11
>>540354735>my medieval meme insults are 100% true btw, of course these heretics were deviants, never mind their ascetic lifestyle and commitment to celibacy
>>540354999>be some englishman a continent away from boyfucking bulgarians>end up in contact with them>see them bumming boys>go home>no word for it in english>"Hmm it says in this book ancient greece they did boys like the bulgars do">becomes the word for noncerySorry fag, those englishmen didn't have a word for fucking a boy in the arse until they met your "kind"
>>540355062>posts anime like a boy bumming nonceok
>>540355149>no word for it in englishthis is true for most words outside "rock" and "bog", so they had to take it from the fr*nch (notoriously decent and clean people)
>>540355315Yes, yet the word for fucking boys in the arse is buggary. And the Russian army shows the tradition of ass raping young boys and men is still alive and well in your kind.Despite being a world away bulgar will always be associated with nonces in english.
>>540355733>Russian armyRussia hadn't been invented yet at the time Bogomilism existed
>>540348092Big BVLLGAR CAWK
>>540348092You should also build a GREAT BIG and BEAUTIFUL wall to secure the border.So that no one can get out.
>>540354735 Macedonians are the actual Slavo-Thracians, descend from Alexander while Bulgarians descend from Mongol hordes.
>>540356207>Slavo-Thracians>from AlexanderI guess it was believable enough in 1945, why not now
>>540354325The attention to detail kills me everytime
>>540348267Honestly better than land of the trannies and central banks.
