What do you bring to the table?
>>540353698Je ne sais quos
>>540353698the chairs and the napkins
>>540353698my fork
>>540353698A bacon cheesbuger.I sautéed the onions in to bacon greese. Did you want jalopenos?
A grandiose sense of entitlement built upon the rich history of my family dating right back to 1066. If you want to dine with the Pope or an Ex British Prime Minister, I could more of less arrange it but you'd have to behave or else I'll take you home.
>>540353698I AM THE TABLE
>>540353698currently this
>>540353698classand swag
>>540353698The table itself
>>540353993It's not even cooked.
>>540353698Food. That will be a $5 tip, sir.
>>540353698I am a millionaire
>>540354052It's real food yk
>>540353698muh dik
>>540353993Upon further consideration I have decided not to bring my fork and in fact not to come to the table at all
charisma and gravitas
>>540354082It means you don't know how to make food.
I don't want to be with a woman who cannot see the potential King in meStep up, ladies
Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor
>>540353993What's the tomato looking portion? Plz.
>>540353698
>>540353698Ripe fruit.
>>540353698Joints for the after dinner chilling
>>540353698A seething hatred for kikes and their enablers
>>540354478Looks like Pico de Gallo but I don't make that stuff so could be wrong
>>540354478thats pico de gallo. Something that is usually put on mexican food.
My Nintendo Switch
>>540353698I set it like mom told me to so now I get tendies
>>540353698Myself, hungry and ready to shove all the food I can into my bottomless gullet
>>540353698>happily married for several years with a white wife and two white children >completely rebuilt my house and barn myself with help from friends >built a new pole barn, also myself and friends >have done extensive ground work and landscaping, myself >I grow a garden and raise some animals>I do mechanical work on vehicles for a side hustle >I have extensive gun collection and am very knowledgeable on all things firearms>construction and farming background, have the knowledge and experience to tackle any task, as well as the confidence to take on things I've never done before>I'm active in local politics and volunteer my time for community services in my all white small town>well versed and knowledgeable about all kinds of subjects due to autistic nerd tendencies of reading about a variety of shit>competent in survival skills and self defense Nevermind all that though, I'm the most racist man alive. What i bring to the table is a seething hatred of niggers.
>>540353990kek
>>540353698I bring the chairs, the tables, and the reports you read before the meeting.
>>540353698nigger i bring the table
>>540353698>What do you bring to the table?the table comes to me, pleb
>>540353698I brought a 9mm with 4 mags, chew, a bag of hamburgers, a few knives and a longbow
