In Somaliapolis you will get robbed. It’s not a question of if, but when. The police just dropped some tips on what to do when you get robbed by bulbheads. Stay safe!
>>5403601496) Carry a big ass gun and shoot the nigger
>>540360149/pol/ will see this and still simp for the police
>>540360244And those pussy cops and everyone involved in the local Courthouse in Minecraft
>>5403602447) Get shot by niggerloving police who don't care if it was self defense
>>540360149GOOD GOY!!!
>>540360149>just get robbedlol cops are fucking retarded
>>540360244(7) Spend the next few months-years of your life in and out of court as every leftist on Twitter doxxes you and your family
>>540360149>get robbed>follow these rules>sur police station for losses plus court costs>?????>profit
>>540360149>Be prepared to describe suspects
>>540360149Is this because their fraud money is drying up?
>>540360565>get arrested for describing the suspects as black
>>540360691yes, and because they're violent niggers
>>5403601491) Move out of Minneapolis
>>540360149>be prepared to describe suspects>nervous sweating he’s uuuuhh tall
>>540360565kek
>>540360527You can't sue a police department for being the victim of a violent crime.>Under the "public duty doctrine," established by common law and upheld by most courts, law enforcement agencies have a general duty to protect the public at large, not a specific, enforceable legal duty to protect any single individual person
In Seattle, a couple niggers decided to have a shootout in one of the biggest summer city events. They killed and shot a bunch of random people. This sent the Seattle local government and Seattle Police into complete collapse. Our largely entirely nigger run local government outside of literally the most retarded White cunt socialist mayor completely failed, blamed each other, couldn't even release any details about suspects because that would be racist. Now weeks later, the suspects are still on the run after a shootout in the middle of one of the largest public gatherings in Seattle. The government and police have completely given up. And of course the answer is to steal more money from White people and to employ more faggot leftists are "violence interventionists".Having these repulsive parasite on humanity leftists run a city is perhaps the funniest thing I've ever seen. Literally people with Down Syndrome would be better leaders than socialists because at least the people with Down Syndrome would try.
>>540360455can you blame them after Saint George Floyd
>>540360565What if i can already describe them and dont even live there?
>>540360149>meanwhile in Florida
>>540361237You really can’t. Responding to an overdose could get you life in prison and the entire PD will flip on you. You can’t work like that
>>540360244>6) Carry a big ass gun and shoot the somalian terroristfixt
>>540361237it's even more funny when you realize Floyd was literally 6'4 and was being "killed" by a 5'8 white cop doing a common technique (knee on neck) to keep a much larger man down.
>>540360149>Be prepared to describe suspectsThat's racist.
>>540360149>911 emergency, please can you describe your assailant?>he was bla->*click*
>>540360149Pre lube ur ass.
My dad worked as a structural engineer in Manhattan in the early 70’s and had to walk between building sites a lot. He had never lived in the city, so on his first day, his boss gave him a $50 bill. He told him never to spend it, just keep it in his front pocket. He said, “when you get mugged, just pull it out. It should be enough money that they won’t take your whole wallet.” That was just normal and people thought it was part of the “character” of the city.I lived in Manhattan in the late 90s, during Giuliani’s time. Never knew anyone mugged inside Manhattan. No homeless on the streets. Never heard a gunshot once. Drug dealers kept their shit very low profile. I could walk at anytime of day or night. It doesn’t have to be like this, the people of these Dem shitholes choose to let it be like this. I never feel sorry for them, and I don’t live anywhere near a large Dem city anymore.
>>540360149I used to watch Portland Andy who sometimes streamed that Minneapolis cop Bob. Everywhere he went the streets were a total ghost town except the odd shady negro loitering otherwise noone walked anywhereBob's job was to get called to some gas station where "teens" arrived to harass everyone
>>540360149Minnedishu. Mogapolis. Which sounds better? Let's workshop this.
>>540360565>>540360702>>540361710this is why you keep the list on hand>uhhh it was a group of aspiring rappers i believe
>tip #6: move to a better area>tip #7: sue the police department for not doing their job>tip #8: figure out how you can stop minneapolis from getting federal funding
>>540360565Suspect was a scientist possibly an engineer too. He was on his way to the library. Here it's not that hard.
>>540361831Thats why they blasted his brain with who know what and turned him into a retard no one would ever follow in the foot steps of.
>>540360468>>540360394Don't give a fuck. I'm not getting rolled by some stupid nigger lol. I'll deal with whatever fallout comes. But I'll be dealing with fallout and that piece of shit will be dead and buried. You guys just did, "Low-T: The Post", btw.
>WE ARE DEFINITELY IN CONTROL NO ONE TRY TO TAKE LAW INTO YOUR OWN HANDSt. politicians and police
>Describing the perphttps://youtu.be/g4-gHalMPGQ?is=RA890v5ohqOrouxT
>>540360149Fox is Woke Give up to criminals. Stay at fucking home women unless you have a man to walk with. Fox News Black cuckold: what to do when Niggers want to fuck your wife. Woke shit
>>540360149Lol, niggers= crimeWhat a fucking shock.Import the third world become the third world
>>540360149I wanna die
>>540360149The police behind this advice deserve to be stabbed by niggers
>>540360149You could do what I do and never go downtown. It seems to be the popular option.Looking forward to Mayor Haircut failing to find 100 people dumb enough to agree to potentially facing 20 years in prison for doing their job in the presence of a fentanyl overdose by January 4th and being held in contempt.Sadly all the judge can do is fine him $250 a day.
>>540363102They're listing what the Minneapolis Police department said you simple fuck.
Most murders go unsolved. The ones that are solved are usually obvious cases of domestic violence or some kind of neighbor dispute. Police are not going to be getting forensic evidence and pulling area doorbell cameras for some random nigger.
>>540360394How many cops can there be, honestly? Armed citizens outnumber them 100:1
>>540360149Whites are fucking pathetic
>>540361854Snowgadishu
>oh my god my twin brother's been shothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy9Z-Tg6ufU
>>540360899Anon isn't suggesting a lawsuit over being a victim, but rather because the Police Department gave bad advice.The Police Department should learn to keep its mouth shut.
>>540360149wear at least two cellphones, two wallets... be absolutely devastated you must give it away (so the nigger thinks thats the real phone or wallet)simple as
>>540360149> describe suspectsAll niggers look the same
>>540360565The niggest
>>540360149trvke
>>540360244>>540360294>>540360356>>540360394>>540360417>muh Minneapolisyour entire country is a nigger shithole
>>540365559The nigger is still gonna beat your ass and take your shoes though.
I’ve lived in Philadelphia for 10 years. If you’re held up at knife and gun point, there’s a good chance you’re going to be killed no matter what. The only reliable way to not be victimized by niggers or Arabs in shitlib West is to avoid them like a plague. Don’t live in cities they live in. If you have to, certainly don’t live in the neighborhoods they live in, don’t go where they go, they don’t be around them or at risk of them being nearby at all.
