I ate one raw oyster yesterday, just one, and I've been nauseated for the entirety of this day. Guys, don't eat raw oysters. They're filter feeders and carry norovirus and they're disgusting. Thank god I cooked the rest of them, and yes food safety is very political. Cook your food.
mmmmI could go for a kaki fry sando right now
>>540362591how is you being retarded everybody elses problem?
ok im still gonna eat raw oysters though
>>540362826Sorry I got that backwards: only eat oysters during months containing a letter 'R' (in English obviously)
>>540362591Åk till apoteket och köp koltabletter som binder allt i din mage och skjuter ut en stor bajskorv utan att din kropp tar upp något från magen.https://www.apotea.se/carbo-medicinalis-250-mg-75-st
>>540362591Get oysters at Miyajima
>>540362591Stupid fucker, you're reating raw seafood.Enjoy your parasitest. chef
>>540362892That's pretty much only applicable to harvesting them yourself these days what with commercial farms and modern refrigeration although they are the biggest during the R months
>>540362591That reminds me that whole foods does dollar oysters on Friday
>>540362729Kaki age is good shit, japanese style fried fritters
>>540362591What kinda person sees that vile sludge and thinks "mmm yummy food!"?
>>540362729>he eats kakiIndian origin?
>>540362591Wow, the whole day
>>540362591This was never a problem before you started mass importing Somalians.
>>540362591>I ate one raw oyster yesterdayIn August? Seriously? Enjoy your food poisoning, dummy.
>>540362591Fuck off, faggot. All fields to faggotry, no exceptions.
>>540362591I remember eating raw oyster as a kid. It was disgusting, but that's it.>Imagine having an immune system weaker than a little boy's.
>>540362591Limp dicked faggot
>>540363172Kakiage is japanese you ignorant eurotrash buffoon.
>>540362591I eat raw mussels all the time. I got sick just the first time, after never again.
>>540362591> I ate a blob of disgusting goo, and now I am sick, How Could This Happen to Me?Why would you even want to eat something so revolting. Just eat normal food.
>>540364228The british eayr some of the worst shit on the planet, right up there with chinks
>>540362591Is there an "R" in August nigga? No?Then don't eat them.
>>540364301Nonsense, we eat high quality food. Yesterday I had steamed home grown potatoes, and fried eggs.
>>540362591Just poke the verge of your (raw) oyster with the tip of your fork. If it retract, it means it's alive and safe to eat. NEVER eat an oyster that does'nt retract when you poke it. I apply this simple rule and I have never been sick in my life despite eating a lot of (raw) oysters. Cooked oysters are disgusting by the way.
From my past 15 years of experience in many food type factories. All of the food you eat has been deemed safe by some Indian in a dingy lab using moldy glassware making $1 above minimum wage.
>>540362729Bruuuuh you got me craving. I havent had a fried oyster since feb when i was in japan. I want some of those osaka style fried offal skewers too nowTheres a swanky izakaya near where i live but it's a real pain in the ass to drive to (downtown) and pretty expensive, but now you got me wanting to go
>>540362591I used to love smoked oysters until raw oysters ruined them.t. sad prairie kid
>>540362591they need to be extra fresh and it's summer, the nose should tell you but you're just a pleb
>>540364762>Cooked oysters are disgusting by the way.Cooking is what adds flavor. I ate four cooked oysters and one raw. The cooked ones had much more flavor.
>>540362591raw food is a meme, tard. Cook that shit, especially bottom dwellers that eat literal shit. My dad got hepatitis from raw oysters at the fanciest restaurant in London.
>>540362591>>540362906I don't understand your meme language, but the other Sweden seems to he recommending activated charcoal which is good advice for food poisoning and similar conditions if you take it as soon as possible after developing any sort of symptoms.
