>Iran won the war against the United States because their supreme leader was violently killed and his replacement is now hiding in a cave somewhere in the desert. Plus, their military is in ruins, and they closed the Strait of Hormuz, which caused their exports to come to a screeching halt and sent their economy into an irreversible tailspin. See? They won.
>OPEN THE FUCKIN' STRAIT, YOU CRAZY BASTARDSkekKeep on coping, migger.
>>540364118The war is over Trump won move on
>HA! op might be correct, but at least the United States is paying a little bit more for gas!!
Barley surviving because western countries are too pussy to just kill you all isn't a victory
>>540364118the War was not supposed to last this long. At least not the standoff, long range bombing phase.There was supposed to be a color revolution, except the Iranians shut of the internet, triangulated or jammed all the starlink terminals, and rounded up the mossad/CIA agents. This was before the war actually kicked off, btw. A year before that, they deported something like 1 million Afghan nationals in the span of a month. Those Afghan migrants were supposed to be part of the 5th column to destabilize Iran.There was also supposed to be an uprising from the Kurds on the Iran/Iraq/Syria border. The CIA armed and paid Kurdish militias and provided them with a battle plan. Except the Kurds just stayed home.The decapitation strikes were supposed to leave Iran leaderless and demoralized. Except they had organized their military and government to be ready for just such an eventuality, and had the social technology of shia martyrdom to make their deaths a meaningful rallying point. Also, the Iranian regime turned out to be quite popular with the iranian people,The way this war was supposed to go was>fake and gay color revolution starts over gay shit>mass protests destabilize several Iranian cities.>Iranian officials start getting assassinated or defecting>mossad, CIA and special forces infiltrate and support these moderate resistance groups.>IRGC tries to crack down on things>decapitation airstrikes, short 2-3 weeks of bombing campaign>kurds activate, run ops on their border>Turks mobilize to secure their border>more Iranian officers get assasinated or defect. The ones who hold on are too busy dealing with color revolution protests and sabotage to launch missiles at Israel or US bases.>various warlords start emerging to lead Iranian resistance factions.>iran splits into several failed states>millions of Iranian refugees>total zog victoryInstead, zog lost.
>>540364118you lost, tranny
>a war going so fucking bad that you still cite milestones from 100 days ago as the primary achievementlol, what a fucking dumbass migger.
>>540364395>We killed your leaders and threatened to destro your infrastructure, b-but w-we're totally going easy on you!Hilarious cope. How is the USA's stockpile of interceptors holding up compared to the number of drones and missiles the iranians have, by the way?
>>540364118>muh K/D>muh GDPIran still controls the straitsIran still opposes your kike overlords.You lost just like you lost every signle war you've been in since 45.
>>540364696That's classified. Any leaked information you might have heard is fake news and also illegal. We're only relocating all our remaining interceptors to israel because they aren't needed anywhere else because weve already won the war by obliterating the iranian navy.
>>540364118>>540364297They won because their win condition was "continue to exist" and they succeeded. You're retarded.
It is like the British burning the White House on steroids. They caused damage but didn't achieve any of their major objectives.
>>540364258How do Les the U.S. define victory in this war?
>>540364696Pretty well actually. Iran has been reduced to harassing civilian ships while we blow up their bridges.
>>540364118Hi Pete, after a few bevvies this fine afternoon?
>>540364118>They won.is it over ? did it happen ?
>>540365101>we blow up their bridgesYou haven't done so, however. And the iranians have made it clear they'll retaliate by destroying the gulf arabs' infrastructure if americans ever attempt it.
>>540364243To be fair, our leadership can't even tell a man or woman apart, let alone do anything revolving around anything straight
>>540364971it's astonishing that they teach in mutt schools that mutts won 1812? like if you hadn't cucked out we would've put you to the sword once we'd finished with boney? just like you're cucking out now, no objectives achieve because you didn't have any, all your best weapons wasted on kike madness, well done.
>>540364118So can the US Navy, the strongest in world do freedom of navigation exercises in the Hormuz Strait
you lost ziotroon
>>540364243americans want the straight opened as much as they wanted isis to be destroyed in syria when assad was in charge
>>540364118Well, our condition for winning was opening the straight. Is it open?
>>540364118trump is a pussy and wont start a real war with them because jews are niggers and need to steal their genes
>>540364118>Before the war>The strait was open>After the war>The strait is closedAh yes, when a situation after the war is way worse than it was before the war, it's called victory.
>>540364258Again?
>>540365329Yeah but while the Iranians were saying that we won. Then we won again after they said it.Impressive leader, this Trump fellow.
>>540365518No we literally dont lol. Its just the justification to continue keeping them in the stone age for the glory of israel. But im glad you retards unknowingly eat this shit up. While you all celebrate "america losing" oopsie greater israel is happening behind all this. It is a clever distraction to laugh at the perception that one of the biggest producers of oil and biggest consumers of products NOT passing through the strait is somehow losing.
>>540364118Jews and their golems still can't explain how starting this war was beneficial for the average American
>>540364243Trump using reverse psycology, as if closing the Strait even hurts us. Oh no, gas is $1 more expensive now.China & Russia have been cut off from cheap Iran oil which they desperately needed to prop up their economy. Iran needs the Strait open to sustain its own economy.They're all completely fucked with the Strait being closed. Even Europe is fucked, but who gives a shit about them, they're not even helping.It literally impacts the US the least out of everyone.We can easily ride it out no problemo, while they all choke.
>>540364118Everything you jews had our compromat leaders do, backfired.We slaughtered their moderate leadership and they were instantly replaced with less moderate leaders with little effort while we were exposed to the whole world as murderous thugs.Then we slaughtered their peace negotiation contingent at little cost to them, while our reputation took yet another huge loss.Then we slaughtered their less modrrate leadership which were instantly replaced with hard-liners and we were again exposed as gratuitpusly murderous and incompetent impotent thugs.THEY WON WITHOUT EVEN TRYING.We did everything the jews told us to do and we lost hard.
>>540365931ez, China & Russia are cut off from cheap Iran oilIt has united Arab States and Israel, both proxies of the US who were previously at odds.And the outcome will lead to US control of Iran.Once we have that, we completely dominate the Middle East to the dismay of China & Russia.
>>540366039you mutts cant even dominate at stealing genes let alone oil you stupid nigger
>>540366104>uncontrollable seethingyou lost, tranny
>>540365921you didn't get my point retard. america had isis on life support in syria to fuck with assad, and now they are letting iran keep the strait closed to fuck with china
>>540366188Sorry. I misread. I was typing as a pooped. Seriously it was a nasty log.
>>540366039He asked how it was beneficial to the average American, not who it made things inconvenient for.And a lot of the Arab States had already become chummy with Israel, this war didn't affect that, in fact it strained relationships.
>>540366263Misread*
>>540366188So memeflaggot, what do you reckon? 2 more weeks before China collapses? This has surely all been 69D chess by glorious daddy Trump.
>>540364118>Regime still intact >Hates US more than ever>Leader with a grudge is nowhere to be found >Strait closed >2 million per ship to Iran if it ever opensNot only did the US fuck everyone in the world by attacking Iran, they have created a mortal enemy that is 5000 years old and, in the best case scenario, will be earning billions daily just from tolls. If you are not expecting a 9/11 level retaliation by Iran, you are retarded.
>>540366326>And a lot of the Arab States had already become chummy with Israel, this war didn't affect that, in fact it strained relationships.wrongIsrael bombing Palestine was straining that relationship, but now Israel/Arab states have a common enemy and they're both literally attacking Iran.Also without Iran, Hamas/Hezbollah has no support either.And you'd have to be retarded to not understand how controlling the Middle East helps Americans. Remember how the price of energy hit record levels under Biden when Russia attacked Urkaine. It prevents that.Remember how oil was $100+ a barrel for almost 4 years under King Nigger because of the Arab Spring? It prevents that.>>540366188>to fuck with chinaand Russiathey're already struggling in Ukraine (our proxy) and they need drones and other military equipment from Iran, and Ukraine is helping to bomb boats that are delivering that.
>>540364118According to trump you are still destroying their fleet, the same one apparently you had wiped out a few days into the war, just admit it, you're worse than russia in any conflict lol.
>>540364118if iran wasn't winning, the propaganda would be unnecessary
>>540366859There's a video in YouTube that's called "all American warcrimes" that was uploaded last year and it's already very outdated.
>>540364118>their military is in ruinsIf that's the case, why hasn't Trump launched the ground invasion yet? If the IRGC is in "ruins" it should be easy, right Eglin?
>>540364118How much do you think Trump is going to offer the Iranians to end the war before midterms, since Trump and Kegsbreath are clearly too incompetent to force a surrender? If I were Iran I wouldnt settle for anything less than $600B this time, or maybe even a trillion just for lulz.
>strait open before orange golem chimpout>iranian tollbooth nowIran won
>>540366039>russia needs cheap oil from somewhere elseThe migger brain, everyone
>>540367153Because the enemy is a pile of zealots that would gleefully sacrifice 30 men to injure 1, because they have been raised their whole lives to believe that god will give them 72 kids to fuck if they die screaming his name.
>>540364816Strait status?
It's the other way around, the west would be fucked if Iran continued blowing up oil infrastructure in the middle east. There is still the cacasus and the mediterranian sea.
>>540367712Why arent you a pile of zealots? Dont you want to defend our greatest ally, Israel?
>>540365101miggers are such liars. fucking disgusting kikes
>>540364118>me kill most people>me bomb most buildings>me winIran had 50+ years and a shitload more funding to perfect the way that the Vietcong won against all odds. Amerifats learning nothing from history is why Iran is so emboldened today
Israel's war, not my problem
you look at the crowds that showed up for the khamenei funeral and wonder how the gay little protests in january had a hope of succeeding
>>540364118You lost most of your missilesyou lost access to the straitthey get to keep living and build a bomb the next dayI don't know if they're winning, but I don't think that you are winning.Of course there is one country that wins that didn't fire a missile, or lost a single life, or was shot at that enjoys seeing both Muslims and America lose.
>>540364422This transcript reads like me having a convo with my boomer old man.So indecisive and then you circle back to the beginning of the convo just to make sure you heard them correctly, they've already forgotten.
>>540365958>Russia>Cheap Iranian oil.OK you actually have shit for brains. This is a troll thread or so beneath retardation that it's spam.
>>540366142How does it feel knowing your money is spent on accommodating terrorists?
>>540369253Hate to break it to ya, but intelligent people know how to be more persuasive than >u r bad n dum n wrong cuz REEEasons!
>>540364118They won because the US didn't achieve it's strategic objectives, not only that, but they can't even return to status quo.
>>540364118>Hmmm>My father, who was out in the open, g9t killed>Maybe I shouldn't do that.>>54036682How's the SPR doing, eglin boy? But the point about the relations between gulf states and Israel getting better is actually true.
