https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdbkvJznmwUGuys I just thought of something I was looking for the Jewish Speed Metal band Kosher Switch but I found this and it got me wondering, what if you forgot to set this thing to Sabbath mode? Then what?I think there needs to be a second Kosher Switch on the Kosher Switch just in case.
>>540368632CANNOT STOP TRICKING GOD
>Buy 2 get 1 freeThat's not very kosher
>>540368632They will likely have a blue eyed blonde haired goyim on speed dial just for pushing elevators.
>>540368830need a goy to speed dialthe elevators are preset to cycle through every floor instead
>>540368632Kikes even have their own certification board for giving God the middle fingerhttps://www.star-k.org/
>>540368632Never understood bringing this up and trying to use it against jews. These dumb kosher work arounds are incredibly endearing.
>>540368632Just watched that whole video and I have never felt further from God. And while I understand how the tech works I’m stumped as to how this is any different than any other switch. You’re still causing the effect. Vile display
>>540368776Their customers love free stuff.
>>540369194you only have 18 more minutes to shitpost
you can't tell me jews aren't white
>>540369306It's like being in a cult. Definitely some fuckery.
>>540368830Reminds me of a recent interview with an independent journalist that spent time with the Amish. Apparently they're experts at scamming the 'English' (non-Amish) into driving them around everywhere. https://youtu.be/sb8L07o6gds?t=3312 (Amish scam story @55:12)
>>540369466Pretty sure in Finland the time is already past the Sabbath limit. But like you don't find shit like Catholics counting beaver as fish endearing?
>>540368632>what if you forgot to set this thing to Sabbath modemodern jews have home automation systems that automatically engage kikemode fridays at midnight
>>540368632Kosher technology thread?
>>540368632>what if you forgot to set this thing to Sabbath mode? Then what?
>>540369759Kill a chicken or two, of course!
>>540369814
>>540368632Ridiculous people. Lock them all up.
>>540369860what the fuck is a phone there
>>540369958It looks to me like it just doesn't do certain things during shabbos. Maybe shuts off except for urgent warnings, shit like that.
>>540368632I they will create in a future a machine that puts a naked child on top ofntheir jewish genitals>"I didn't do anything, goy. It was the kikebot3000 and the kod was asking for it!"They have to cope for now with white golems doing their work.
>>540369958On the sabbath everything besides the “SHUT IT DOWN” button is deactivated
They honestly believe their god will be fooled by this chicanery.
>>540368830>speed dialnot kosher
>>540369662yeah I guessclergy attracts people with OCD, or vice versaattempts to distinguish between religious purity and OCD have yielded no statistically significant distinguishing factorit's like saying tourettes is endearing, which is it now that I think about it
>>540370388this is called pikuach nefesh
>>540370874did they cut deut 30:12 out of your bibles?>10 If thou shalt hearken unto the voice of the Lord thy God, to keep his commandments and his statutes which are written in this book of the law, and if thou turn unto the Lord thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul.>11 For this commandment which I command thee this day, it is not hidden from thee, neither is it far off.>12 It is not in heaven, that thou shouldest say, Who shall go up for us to heaven, and bring it unto us, that we may hear it, and do it?>13 Neither is it beyond the sea, that thou shouldest say, Who shall go over the sea for us, and bring it unto us, that we may hear it, and do it?>14 But the word is very nigh unto thee, in thy mouth, and in thy heart, that thou mayest do it.
https://youtu.be/qIige41_h1Q?si=vp2-lSZSZSdWzetf
Does their religion bring them any actual benefit for this retardation, at all
>>540371351lmao
>>540371857Yes, if you follow these commandments, G-d allows you to murder, rape and pillage all the peoples of the world, because you are Supreme.Genocide is the Kingdom of Heaven for kikes.
>>540371857you get everyone off the phones for one night a week and learn a lot about planning ahead
>>540372347no that's mongolians and turkshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tengri
>>540368632>how to cheat satan
My favorite one is when they put all their evil thoughts and sins into a chicken and then just blow the chicken up and poof its all gone. Fucking genius!
>>540369742I hate the 50% setting, I hate it so much. Why didn't they put two windows the middle tube, one side being more transparentlikely cheaper to construct, I hate this product
>>540368632I don't get it? How does this trick God?The Sabbath switch just makes the internal light pulse random and therefore okay? My goyish brain can't understand.>>540372656oh yeah we have that loophole too
>>540369306Western law, hell, most honor cultures in the world, are based around following the intent of the law, but jews specifically love to follow only the letter of the law and violate the spirit of the law as much as they can. Jews are the only ones that will go out of their way to not only break the spirit of the law, but also argue in religious court that they're not breaking the letter of the law. If God said to not use a light switch on Saturday, an honorable goy like you or me would just not use a light switch. A jew, however, will try to whatabout God of all beings, and try to argue in heaven that technically, by flipping the breaker for the electricity flowing to the light switches in the house specifically, he's not "using a light switch", he's "flipping a breaker". Shit like that.
>>540368632>what if you forgot to set this thing to Sabbath mode?The light tells you.Shit, i went into the rabbit hole on this. I thought it was fake but totally real thing and it's hilarious. Gotta say when they tried to get the nigger to try the switch was hilarious! Also easy to install
>>540373154Kikes are literally retarded that's how.
>>540369341They don't like free Palestine though, strange.
>>540368632>they couldn't even make the sabbath mode selection switch sabbath-friendlythose cheap fucking jews.
>>540373154god said they are allowed to move plastic with their fingers, just not pieces of copper.copper = evilplastic = okay
>>540368776Each one has a 300% markup
>>540369641I live in Amish country and can confirm the Amish have a whole underground uber network and show up in minivans with English drivers and go shopping at the supermarket, they buy lumber from the local lumber yard, they buy animal feed from the farm store and I see them at the gas station buying energy drinks, beer, all the things. Amish are not the based super trad anti technology group people think they are. I saw something the other day that was really sad and upsetting. A young Amish couple and their two small children(boys) got a ride to the Dollar General, yes they shop at the Dollar General, and the wife and kids HAD NO SHOES! They were forced to walk on dirty HOT pavement with glass and sharp rocks and filth with no fucking shoes. The man had brand new shiny leather shoes. It was disgusting and sad. Sure, I get it. Woman should be bare foot and pregnant. But that means at home, in your kitchen with a clean floor. Not barefoot on hot parking lot pavement stepping on glass. That's horrible and disgraceful. What kind of man doesn't give his two young sons shoes before himself? What kind of man has new shoes on when his wife is stepping on glass barefoot? Fucking pieces of garbage. Not even some DIY leather sandals . The Amish are not good people, they are not based and trad pilled. It's a cult of illiterate animal abusers and incest rapists. Two Amish brothers from the same community got a 20 year prison sentence for raping their very young sister(10) over and over. The courts even gave them a break and originally they got PROBATION! Probation for raping their preteen sister multiple times! Then on probation they kept raping her and finally went to state prison. Fuck the Amish, heartfelt.
>>540375194But they love palestine being free, settlers go in there all the time to get their free houses and land.
