>Evangelion is an show in which a heterosexual teenage couple ends up at the end of the world, realizing they had always loved each other but failed to understand it.>Millions of homosexuals are very angry about that ending.
faggots are miserable about everything
>>540370733It would be impossible to form, much less maintain, any biological structure the size of giant Rei
>>540370733I still don’t get it. Did giant Rei die? If she’s alive what would she eat? Can Shinji fugg giant Rei?
>>540370863why?
when i love someone but fail to understand it, i will masturbate and cum over their comatose body, but maybe that's just me
>>540370987Fluid pressure alone would be extraordinary.
>>540370733No one is angry or even cares about that ending and that's not what the ending is at all. The fact that you just posted complete and total bullshit from front to back means that you are jewish.
>>540371023Why didn't you just cum in her?
>>540371386Because my dad raised a bitch. Watch Gurren Lagann if you want to see someone manly.
i'm noooticing that /pol/ can't go a single day without thinking about homosexuals, or framing any and all events or concepts in terms of what it means regarding homosexuals (or transgenders)don't you think it's about time you got over your repression and sucked a dick already
>>540370733Shinji is white. He has blue eyes and dark reddish-brown hair.
>>540370863Giant rei ass is easy to worship
>>540370733it's a show where the mechs aren't even mechs none of the characters are likeable and nothing makes enough sense to care aboutoverhyped by im12andthisisdeep types because 'themes' or 'symbolism' or some other empty wanki was promised big robot and once again japanime tricked me into watching highschool emo bullshit
>>540370733Teen years are confusing as fuck. Add in sizzling hot hormones driving you to wanna fuck every halfway attractive girl you see, and it's a powder keg of frustration and anger. The plots absolutely relatable if you think about it. I dunno anything about how faggot brains work or being attracted to other dudes, but Id imagine they have similar frustrations and confusions as normal teens.
There is not a single buttfag that hates Evangelion. All zoomerfags hate it because pretty girls are occasions of sin. All troonfags hate it because it isn't about troonfags.
>>540370733>>Millions of homosexuals are very angry about that ending.k faggot sorry4u
>>540370863Your mom was fatter than that when I fucked her
>>540370972You’re actually not supposed to “get” the events. It’s like a surrealist or Dali painting. You can say what it symbolizes but you can’t really articulate any coherent string of events. Rei isn’t even a real human being. The only thing you’re supposed to get out of it is that fucked up people can apprehensively choose life and connection despite everything uncomfortable that comes with them. The story is a giant embrace of the hedgehog’s dilemma.
>>540371986Why do zoomerfags hate Evangelion so much? I’m convinced there is some video essayist out there somewhere who told them all once that it violated zoomer dogmas and so they all have to hate it.
>>540370733>homosexualsIncels. Just people who failed enough to pass a point of no return.
>>540370733every character was voiced by women
>>540372131deliberately bad is still just badart that only works if your perceptions are polluted with projections/bias/ect isn't good art it's a fucking empty madlibs sheeta question is only as good as it's answer
>>540370733Are these angry homos in the room with you anon?
>>540372408You are correct but so is heAnime is a visual medium and Anno pretty much said outright a lot of the imagery is just shit he thought looked cool.
>>540370733story was written by an insecure bitch with suicidal tendencies who projected himself onto the series, he should've herod himself instead of wasting our timeI have no idea what faggots have to do anything with the series, but I'd I want to let everyone here know I'd fuck that German redhead
>>540371963Its a teenage hormonal coming of age story mixed with hermetic esotericism and kaballah.No wonder its the quintessential anime for 4chan
>>540372840Some art is meant to convey thoughts, other art is meant to convey feelings.Evangelion is meant to do both with different elements.The fact people even talk about it at all is proof it worked.
>>540370733Wrong Kaworu loved Shinji with true love
>>540371133She clearly fell apart from her own mass
>>540374224evangelion conveys neitherempty ruminations on standard philosowank fare and a dreamlike disjointed presentation constantly eroding any immersion and emotional investment you try to buildit's talked about because the creator is very literally a sad wanker
>>540370733>realizing they had always loved each other but failed to understand it.yeah... that's not what happened at the end bruv
>>540370863>applying the laws of physics to a literal demon/demi-god>in an animeplease be less autistic
>>540370733>Evangelion is an show in which a heterosexual teenage couple ends up at the end of the world, realizing they had always loved each other but failed to understand it.No, its a show with a scenario on what if the male teenage anime protagonist manages to never grow up, and lets everyone down repeatedly to the point he baits growth then always immediately lets all the other characters and you the viewer down without fail. Everything is basically handed to him and he still never changes.Asuka actually manages to grow up, and does everything she is supposed to do but gets dragged down by him ultimately at the end.The fact she gets dragged down, still manages to reach the end and sees him still refuse to grow as a character at the end of the world is the comedic part.
>>540370840>tfw will never have forced room mate asuka trying to cuddle / have sex with youwhy even live, bros?>>540370733checkeddid the new one come out or something?
>>540375136That is literally what happened; I don't know which ending you saw.
>>540370987It would be crushed by it's own weight
>>540371023based and LCLpilled
>>540370972She was a catalyst to pull back all life into primordial biologicals soup where AT fields don't exist and we all are one, never lonely, never abandoned, never rejected.>>540372131No, you're just to retarded to get it, or was a teen in the nineties when you first watched it.>>540377916No, he is right. It was never implied that they loved each other, hell, getting along to fight in tandem was a toilsome feat for them. It was the irony of the ending, them being the only individuals left, yet complete opposites.Damn, evafags are too dumb to get their shitty coming of age mecha shonen.
>>540373883lel
>>540370863Rei literally became God, anon. She transcended spacetime itself.Go back and rewatch the first episode and you'll see a phantom Rei appearing and vanishing in the street.
>zoomers never watched Evangelion>but watched 1,000 eps of One Piece of shit
>>540385115>zoomers never watched EvangelionIt's worse. They watched it on Netflix without all the different versions of Fly Me to the Moongoddamn war crime
>>540385115Because it was a fad for Western x/y retards that introduced them to anime.In its essence, both One Piece and Evangelion are shonen shit for retards. It's just that One Piece is still on, so it's still trendy.
>>540370733I thought it was about a grown man expressing remorse that he spent his entire life dedicated to escapism?
>>540372180>Why do zoomerfags hate Evangelion so much?too complicated for their scroll brain. they want ideas that are fast-food, nobody got time to think about shitthey also sense they're an inferior generation so they're seething that way. I kinda feel sorry for them, they got fucked
i need a misato in my life so bad bros
>>540382516Considering the third reply it's probably you who was too retarded to get it, I bet you're a Mari fan
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>>540377916She literally rejects him in the soup which is why he chokes her out in the soup AND when they get out of the soup. They fucking hate each other. They do probably end up together though
>>540391003Nope, he just knows that she now knows how he feels about her (including the hospital scene).I never get how people even come to those conclusions, especially when you consider Asuka's final line
>>540391435There isnt a single moment in the series shinji has any romantic feeling towards her. Characters actually comment on how oblivious he is to her feelings for him. But yeah him choking her the fuck out shows how much he loves her kek
>>540370733>an showESL opinion discarded
>>540388851>>540372180Shut the fuck up, saars. You're both completely retarded.In reality, zoomerfags (specially normies) love Mierdangelion, and such is probably one of the most prominent normie magnet of the century.Fuck you and your "muh generation" bullshit, you faggots are the most annoying and pathetic retards the internet has to endure.>>540373883Trvke.
>>540372840Just like Tolkien saying he wasn't writing about WWII or the jews.
>>540370863It's an at-field projection. Consider the personal imperium of Augustus. Not so different, actually.
