In this thread, we write the book of Don Tzu, one sentence at a time
>>540378909"I am orange and retarded *shits diaper*"
"We have won, surly it is true!"~Shitskins from Iran
>>540378909Let the goyim deal with the real world
>>540379096You’re white like bird shit
>>540378909"Never back away from an opportunity to show how retarded you are""Call it a deal, a win, a surrender but use it to your advantage, even though it makes you look like a lying spastic"
>>540378909"When your enemy fights back, bomb the places you have bombed before and use up your strategic reserves, this shows your enemy you are retarded and have no other solution for something you caused with absolutely no planning"
>>540379168You post a twitter screencap and expect to be taken seriously?~Me
>>540379619Kys white nigger
>>540378909If you have one arrow left, give it to israel.-Don Tzu
>>540379803Confucius says, you're gay~The Universe
>>540378909There is no instance of a country having benefited from prolonged warfare. So end it early, regardless of where the line is. The line will settle.The wise general forages on the enemy. If the enemy has nothing, invade a richer one instead. Target selection is a budget question.Bring war material from home but forage food from the enemy. Reverse this. Bring the food. The material can be ordered later.
Know the enemy and know yourself. If this takes more than one meeting, the enemy isn't worth knowing.The general who makes many calculations before the battle wins. The general who makes very few wins faster, because he starts sooner.All warfare is based on deception, so the truly deceptive move is to announce everything in advance. Nobody believes it. Genius.Every battle is won before it is fought. Therefore fighting it is optional and, frankly, a formality we could skip.
>>540378909Grab'em by the Pussy
You won the battle but lost the war, tranny
>>540378909If you have many quagmires in a region continue to spill blood and expend resources there, even if your people think it best to leave after much time.
>>540380156Projection
>>540379054Straight of Hormuz?more likeGay of Hormuz
>>540380328>no hog hanging down to his knees
>>540378909>rabbi trump's book of war
>>540378909Always start a land war in Asia when the Jews tell you to
>>540381279here's my autopen
