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Not wanting to die from a botched surgery by an uneducated BAME is raysis
bringing my fart a-game todayegging up rooms better than quiche day at the local WI
start pol maxxing
start executing>academics>all glasses wearers (probably academics)>the Scottish
>>540381534I got my degree for free too but because I wasn't a woman I couldn't join the police force.I'm not even joking and I was a blue belt in ju jjitsu too and 6ft 2.the women in my class all got jobs in public services.me I just bought a japanese sword when my application wasnt accepted (completely legal btw u vile leftist scum i have a martial arts license)been on bennies for 7 years
>>540381594>drop a silent but deadly>ask if anyone can smell burning
>>540381705>academics>scotsTop and tailing society.
Squeaky tomboy moans.
>>540381837Went for a phase of dropping some that smelled like burning plastic/rubber.Bit concerning that 2bh.
Gotta pay from Andy's promises somehow
>>540381837
Thoughts?https://voca.ro/1f7pEA7l7pAQ
>>540381965Auto tradey shares gonna be pyompin. Can feel it in my nutzak.
>>540381808>because I wasn't a woman I couldn't join the police force.I'm sure there are more men in the police force than women...
>>540382038Cack
not being funny but im half scottish half english and have always related to posh english people by living in england.most english poor people are subhuman and for some reason bald.but for all they pick fights they cant fight at all.i dont know how england won but im gonna go to a clan meetup in my tartan and drink some whiskey cus theres nothing more pathetic than a loud mouth bald englishman.
Anyone hyped for the GTA6 netflix special?
>>540382297all the leaks look like shit
>>540382297Rockstar haven't made a good game since Bully.
>>540382217trvth nvke except for the clan tartan part which is a bit of a post modernist cultural larp
>>540382297given how many jeets worked on the game and how atrocious GTA online is no thanks
>>540382176>Wear a dress>Get pozed into armed police as checkbox exercise>Fulfill METs criteria for female officers whilst providing the far superior physical and decisive performance of a male officerIt's flawless.
>>540382217Blood doesn't dictate dialect.
>>540382217>most english poor people are subhumanThis shit is something brit/pol/ will never address.
>>540382297>Goy Time App 6: Pajeet Apocalypse
billy bullshit is at it again
isnt it crazy how in the span of 4 years. everyone in this country went from wearing loafers, nike (mainly), boots, shoes, puma, reebok, vans etc. to either just adidas or new balance trainers.i cant be the only one whos seen this, what does it mean?
>>540382606we have addressed it on numerous occasions.
>>540382644he invented prime numbers
>>540382657>18 year old who has experienced his first fashion cultural shift:
>>540382644>which is due to be published next weekAll this shit and they aren't even recalling the nigga's book?
>>540382644Black josh
>>540382725i am 34
>>540381837You genius, evil, bastard.
>>540382644can we just make this guy the new stig/chuck norris jokes?
>>540382644>academics are the real racists>arday dindu nuffin he a good christian boiboris with another intellectual take
>>540382727It'll sell even more copies now.People will have a good laugh over this faggot tranies fantasies.
>>540382217>Another tourist celtColour me stunned.
>>540382455Yeah probably loads of that tbf, think they make you profess to being a communist before they let you join too.
>>540382761well unc, you shouldn't be asking this question then unless youre a loser incel virgin hermit?
>>540382729Filtered.
>>540382038https://voca.ro/1daVWUiyfE44
>>540382834pict or norse is more accurate. celt only exists in belgium and northern france. thats another nigger feature that isn't accurate- calling irish and scots celts.
Might become a samurai
>>540382657i thought new balance was a racist signal, unless i am deeply out of touch
>>540382810Jacob Reese Mogg was saying similar earlier too.
>>540382923thats not a french accent...!
>Elderly woman forced to watch as masked intruders ransack homeIt's amazing that even with all these clothes on, I can tell who they are before they even enter the room.Then I can confirm who they are by their tics and the way they move.I strive to become like an elephant, a being so racist it can detect the exact tribe of an african man from a mile away.
>>540382644can't wait for the movie of his book hella epic
>>540382217Meh - same shite as the last thread ( I say BS )
>>540382217>whiskeyWhat kind of Scot puts an e in his whisky?
I would give UK serious consideration of where I'd like to move if only I was allowed to keep all my firearms
>>540382674The average pakistani is better than a poor englishman.
>>540382941You'd be a ronin shit
>>540382985he invented magnets
>>540383049How come
>>540382936>Am 3/37ths Norseman now>Still in England though even I hate it like Textbook.
>>540381808How many coppers do you think have even the most basic grappling knowledge or any kind of combat sport?
>>540382962Same but in Franch saucehttps://voca.ro/1f5aHZurSdvL
>>540382977>I can tell who they are before they even enter the room.DeMarcus, DeShawn, and DeNiqua?
Rupert Lowe needs to start having rally’s and forming youth groups that bring English people together, churches can be used, rebuild communities, this will build restore, this will restore Britain
>>540383052Could be could be, however, pakis out
>>540382923oo eck
>>540382941>british samuraiCommiting seppuku with a sausage roll after failing to renew the katana license?
>>540382644What CAN actually be factually proven about this nigger? Every single thing about him is a fucking lie.I've seen a distinct lack of GAY talk about him but that nigger ZESTY.
>>540383052the average pakistani should be mulched into fertiliser.
>>540383170"ninja" swords aren't legal here
>>540383213Shark feed
>>540382977>Credit: Tiktok/@ub1ub2media via a resident what kind of hell are we living in that's a bot channel
>>540383107You give them names?
>>540383226If you're a samurai its like your relgion or something
>>540382297Still haven't completed GTA IIIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mn7ku4_zOWg
>>540383083when god said'let there be light'Arday said'say please'
>>540382883Blark jersh
>>540383133>>540383213>>540383269SAAARRRRSSS
>>540383300You need something to put on the arrest warrant
>>540382358they're not leaks it's spastics using AI
>>540383269>killer whales>not a single attack on humans in recorded history>start attacking rapefugee boats>still not a single attack on humans in history
>>540383226they should call them samurai swords because the ninja sent on an assassination mission was just an average samurai. ninjitsu is BS but they did carve their faces up incase they were caught so their family wouldnt be murdered.i have a martial arts license and own a samurai sword but unless a gang invaded my house with machetes and THEN tried to cut me up I wouldn't be able to use it in the UK.So it's pretty much useless excecpt for artistic purposes.But I do know the side and diagonal chops quite well so if you challenged me sufficiently you would be in two pieces at th end xd
>>540383364it's bloody hardI replayed GTA 3 with some QoL stuff to make it just a *lil* bit easier but I got to the final mission and I just gave up at that point>god mode on>weapon cheat x10>fuck this game, fuck this game, I want to go to bed, fuck this gameand then I just blew everybody up with point blank rocket launchers until everybody shut the fuck up and I got that banging credits musicgta 3: even with mods it sucks
>>540383157*By eck lad (Lancashire)
>>540383463Ok well browns out then if you're using that tired deflection. Pakis, jeets, all same really
>>540382923Too fucking far mate. Have you considered my feelings in all of this?>>540382297This game will suck to a new level. I guess we will see but when it does come, I almost guarantee you it will be extremely zogged. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miOw6e89De0
>>540383522I see you've studied the blade
>>540383226>"ninja" swords aren't legal hereNot even with a license?Even we can run around with swords as long as we dress up a bit. I've ordered mcdonalds in Oslo while drunk, in full chain mail with a sword and an axe hanging from my belt.It's 8-9 years ago though, might be different now.
>>540383449
>>540382923>>540383540By that accent you're probaly within about 10 miles ogf me but I'm not saying
>>540383463I don't think they'll taste any better in the sea
>>540383498>Rockstar Games confirms GTA 6 leaks are real ok lad
>>540383531I completed the exchange on controller like two months agoYou have to get the RPG from the roof of the house nearby but otherwise doableYou have been... "filtered"
>>540383463>>540383449Filtered.
>>540383592Our laws on blade are random and arbitrary, so you're not allowed a curved blade at all past a certain length (unless it's an antique)
>>540383638I'm from Norf Shore - et toi? (roughly)
Hang about! (You) mean the Cocaine I had earlier is FUNDING Muslim Rape Gangs? WTF?
Ozempic claims another victim
>>540383718Around Burnley so was a bit out
>>540383107only black americans name themselves like that to hide their white slave names, they will do anything to not have a white name
Want one https://www.bugasalt.com/
>>540383694Go off unc
>>540383708Shitsux m8.I've drunkenly play-fought guys with an axe in front of our castle, while the cops just laughed.Shit, I even fought one of them.Even our cops know context (most of the time)
>>540383941Charming
>>540383685yeah it's not my proudest gamer moment some games take me there and GTA3 is still one of those games, sadlyI was so doneit's a great game
>>540383708>curved blade at all past a certain lengthPop a scythe on the Klarngaklart instead
https://youtu.be/q4yS1Ud5-jU?si=g6Zy0T8Y9pdmbRKzanyone else just think theyre a little cunt pacifist that will never cause problems to anyone. but have higher spiritual dreams.i mean i got a luciferian genie at age 6 cus my mum made me feel abused, and night terrors ensued. but its normal cus she divorced. so dont get to vindicative.english people are magical af because we're so sensitive, we have all the best music and video games.like the moonchild by aleister crowley is basically default for british people. no need to mk utra or nearly rape the child to death. we all get a genie despite anything.
>>540383060Obviously, all of our feudal lords are queers and nonces
>>540383670>huge gta 6 gameplay leak guys>we're hearing they're releasing the gameplay trailer later this month that's the leak mong, everything else is ai shite
>>540382810>borisdidn't he let in several million migrants during a covid lockdown? I do wish he had died after the "scare" likely alcohol or drug abuse
>>540383470ah, trueI thought they threw away their identification before coming here though, can't we just call them something when the system finally notices them in jail? should really name them based on the crime they commit.
The older I get the more I enjoy these 20 minute shits
Butterbeans up me arseEARSENS
dont really come here often so dont know if this is the right place to ask but basically my local spar rebranded and i loved it in there because they would get lots of nice desserts and other foods from italy and france and elsewhere in europe but they rebranded to a co op or something and its shit now no good imports. any chains that sell stuff like that? dont think any local businesses sell stuff like that, only foreign stuff they sell is african or muslim foreign and im not touching that
>>540383924You can get some pretty high tech orbies style guns now thanks to the lithium ion battery revolution
He doesn't really come here often so he doesn't know know if this is the right place to ask but basicallyhis local spar rebranded and he loved it in there because they would get lots of nice desserts and other foods from italy and france and elsewhere in europe but they rebranded to a co op or something and its shit now no good imports. any chains that sell stuff like that? He doesn't think any local businesses sell stuff like that, only foreign stuff they sell is african or muslim foreign and he's not touching that
>>540384145unless they're going to delay it by another 5 years it still looks like shit
>>540384272:(
>>540383580No harm meant lad - but I had to say sommet.
>>540384334Just can't help me self sometimes lad. the urge to shitpost is just too strong
I hate how the foreign shops just have windows coverd in a big sticker of alll the shite they sell it looks really foreign and brown
Someone's done a line or two.
>>540382943i think it was in america for a couple of months in 2018, could be wrong>>540382851well my good man with a touch of the finna and of the bussing. i am always curious of people and like to keep my eye on them.
Totally normal
>>5403839245 nicker for 500g of salt?Is he avin a laughRicky Gervais Is He Avin A Laugh.AVI
>>540384597Hitler 2.0
>>540383269Two weeks later:>The man behind the Restore Liverpool account has been charged with a malicious communications offence>A spokesman for Merseyside Police told the BBC, “No, we don't, in fact, have anything better to do with our time”
>>540384597By this definition practically 1/2 the population would not count.It's integration that counts.Bames will never count as they stick out.
>>540384512>i think it was in america for a couple of months in 2018, could be wrong>November 15, 2016, 8:00pm<New Balance rep Matt LeBretton said that the election of Donald Trump was a “move in the right direction”2016, god i'm getting old why did i even know this
>>540384787>Buckshot to the birdshot of your average table salt. We call it flyshot. kek
>>540384512>During 2016, New Balance opposed the Trans Pacific Partnership and condemned the Obama administration's support for it, arguing that it would hurt its domestic shoe manufacturing (while Nike, which does not manufacture in the US, supported the TPP)>After Donald Trump won the 2016 U.S. presidential election, Lebretton told a reporter, "The Obama administration turned a deaf ear to us [about trade] and frankly, with President-elect Trump, we feel things are going to move in the right direction." >Some news outlets reported that an ad hoc boycott campaign was created out of an interpretation of Lebretton's remarks as supportive of Trump
>>540384273all they have to do is copy paste RD2 into a GTA and it will be a success, GTA 5 sucked balls. Will be interesting to see what they've done storywise without any of the Housers involved
This 6'10" dude has declared that he wants to play in the WNBA in 2027.He's not even gonna troon out , just declare he identifies as a woman.
>>540384597Lowe has forgotten Cheddar man was bopping about london in hoodrich and going carnival. Fucking racists always changing the narrative.
>>540384597Telegraphcels are SEETHING
>>540385061>6'10"wew
>>540384597If youre getting flak youre over the target. Rattled.
>>540385219i think we can all agree that leaving the sea was a huge mitskae
I don't know why French people are getting mad over Joan of Arc1. she heard voices2. she wore mens clothes3. if she had made an anal porno with English bwc she would have been sparedon point 3 everyone likes a crazy trans bitch especially if they do anal she wouldn't have been burnt at the stake if she was more sociable during the kidnapping.
>>540385219I made that picture.
Jason Arday preemptively infiltrating and destroying an alien vessel on the way to earth.
>>540381808just had a copper run away from me, Strolling around in their nigger tinted windows as if some sort of special forces.I started asking the cunts how much they charge for kids.Fucking faggots ran off
>>540385219Based and trilobitepilled
>>540385366>3. if she had made an anal porno with English bwc she would have been sparedImagine Danny D pumping her.
>>540384597Went through two of these article earlier. I think I'll have a read of the rest.>From Churchill to Harry Kane: The Britons who are not British, according to Rupert Lowe >The leader of Restore Britain has previously claimed that white Britons will be in a minority by 2063, citing a report that defines them as people whose parents were both born in the UK.I agree, it's dumb.>Winston Churchill>Jennie Jerome, the wartime prime minister’s mother, was an American socialite and the daughter of the New York financier Leonard Jerome.His mothers side of the family can trace their lineage back to Timothy Jerome who was born on the Isle of Wight around 1688.>Harry Kane>However, the Bayern Munich striker’s father, Patrick Kane, was born in Galway, Ireland, before he moved to London where he met the footballer’s mother, Kim.The country that was part of this one until 1922. Still half, regardless.>Sir Daniel Day-Lewis>Sir Daniel Day-Lewis’s father, Cecil Day-Lewis, was born in Ballintubbert in Queen’s County, Ireland, which is now known as Co Laois, before moving to London where the award-winning actor was born.Ditto.>George Orwell>The author of 1984 and Animal Farm was born to British parents in Motihari, India, meaning he would not count as a white Briton under Mr Lowe’s definition.This one does illustrate how retarded their definition is. A failure to tie it to ancestry makes it worthless.>Queen Victoria>While Queen Victoria’s father, Prince Edward, was born in Kensington Palace her mother, Princess Victoria of Saxe-Coburg-Saalfeld, was born in Coburg in Germany.Royalty are an anomaly and a distinct group in their own right. However, she can trace her lineage back to Alfred the Great so it's irrelevant.>JRR Tolkien>The Lord of the Rings author was born in Bloemfontein in South Africa when his Birmingham-born parents, Arthur and Mabel, lived there.Err… that would classify him as British under their definition.
>>540385254>TelegraphcelsWhy would people who don't read the telegraph seethe at those articles?
>>540385295Why didn't he move?
>>540385521he couldn't resist eddie's hench arms
>>540385488>Royalty are an anomaly and a distinct group in their own right."German royal family!" is also a constant refrain in deconstructing English identity
>>540385521Mobi phenotypes prefer passive aggression
>>540382217What is the tartan of bangladesh?
>>540385219A Great Britons parody with Cheddar man, Mary Seacole and John Blanke in the top spots.
>>540385598mans a cuckold, I would smash him with mean words
>>540385401Kek
>>540384597speaking as a reformer, this does make me like him
>>540385638*Mobyspelled his name wrong ffs
>>540385488>George Orwell>The author of 1984 and Animal Farm was born to British parents in Motihari, India, meaning he would not count as a white Briton under Mr Lowe’s definition.He was a White Indian.
>>540384901>>540384976my apologies gentlemen. but yea we need a racist shoe
>>540385766Ah, Moby - a 50yo boy with daddy issues. It makes sense.
It's interesting in that article about who wouldn't qualify as British they only chose people who were either fully British or half British. In other words, they've accidentally admitted people like Mo Farah and Sadiq Khan clearly aren't British at all.
>>540385650getting a prize nigger blowing the trumpet while you dagger a frenchie through the eyeslit was good back then.however now theyre an infestation
>>540385766head like a fucking orange
I like that he had to say 1500 years.
>>540385859Was a black trumpeter equivalent to a Gucci purse or Rolex back then?
>>540385766Bald headed prick
>>540385955They want us dead so badly, If you were to collect all the seething printed daily we wouldn't even be able to respond to it all.hermit kingdom for me please, I dont wanna live in a despotic jewish utopia
>>540385955Is it just me or does it sound like that cunt is an ESL?
>>540385955The Kingdom of England wasn't even established 1500 years ago. Ditto Scotland. Your ancestors can have arrived before there even were kingdoms to unify and he'd still be saying it doesn't count, and Sukhmandeep Inmahol (born in Bungladunga, India) is just as British as you
>>540386052It has to be like that so all his big thoughts don't overheat his neurocore.
>>540386132Sorry chud, Its "survival of the fittest" (bans all forms of self defence, Ties them to life debt. Whislt paying for everything with your over taxation. An censoring every single word you say"SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST!!""Fucking gas them
>>540383052If a poor Englishman converts to islam he gets to treat pakis like niggers like other muslims do.
Sizable ESL presence tonight.
>>540386442funny how no actual brits say ESL, Its an American Indian saying. Its a big thing too them State o it
>>540385841Imagine if he was a chubby femboy 21 yo and finally his bussy got smashed by a chad gay man.Imagine the moans and groans as his anal gspot gets prodded against and then the final moan when he jizzes hands free, squirting ropes on the bed, blushing madly.
>>540386546take it to reddit faggot
>>540385955Aye, and almost all immigrants were from within northern Europe within a few hundred mile radius for millenia. Compared to immgrants from all over the globe over the last 50 years.I'd gladly shoot that cunt in the face and I don't even care if GCHQ are watching.
>>540386442>Sizable ESL presence tonight.So long as absolutely no one mentions desk lamps being not worth collecting I think we'll make it through.
>>540386442He's trying to get donations from his viewers atm so must be someone else
>>540386546I left Blackpool because of fags like you - no hate luv.Peace.
MIGHT START TYPING IN CAPS FOR THE REST OF MY 4CHAN CAREER TO SIGNIFY HOW ANGRY I AM
"ESL""Fucking wot m8Have you heard the people of Birmingham speak? That is real life English second language. "bruv, innit""English IS a second language is most cities in England you fucking PLEB
>>540386751FUCK YOU
>>540385955If that doesn't just sum up the retard charadeWe da reel blaqs, where my muffugn gibs at an wey de crakkas at ta give meSheeeeeeeeeeit
>>540386850THAT'S THE SPIRIT!!!
Have noticed the ministry of defence seems to be trying to trick people into joining the war effort by pretending to be a painting and decorating collage.
>>540385955
>>540386905An opportunity to paint the inside of a ditch with your brains
>>540386905>join our goygrinder THEN you get to plaster and paintNo, I don't think I will.
Blackpool might be a shithole but I’ve still got a soft spot for it
The lads are a bit seethey tonight
>>540386985The saddest thing about Blackpool is how easy it is to imagine it as being not-a-shithole
Someone's upset. >>540384464>>540386442
>>540386985My feelings exactly.It's a scummy town but I luv it.>>540387048Sad
>>540386916i honestly think the world is bible age like 7000 years old, as for inosaurs they're freemasonic jewish and made out of clay.just for the once prussian goyims to decide with pickelhaube helmet, " whos your favourite dinosaur"
>>540386985Hated it, Went thinking: "ah, A cassical holiday keeping my money in the economy".Absolute run down dive, Gypo's all over the place trying to fleece down unsuspecting old people. Tons of unemployed people begging. 60% of the population is 80+ years old.Forrins everywhereNever again
Cum ta fink of itthat mean i gots a nigger pass tooNIGGGGGERcan't do shit nahh boss suk ma deek
>>540387048>taking acid in the Model Village Recommend
I’ve come bearing a request to the true Britons of 4chan. I attempted to make a Yorkshire pudding today for the first time ever. Will you Brits please roast the fuck out of my Yorkshire? I threw some fish down in a frying pan in oil, put some egg salad on top, threw some cheese slice on there that got a little overcooked but they were surprisingly good.
>>540387214you mentioned fish and yorkshire pudding in the same meal.you failed nigger.
>>540387214Not sure boss man. It might be easier if you hadn't eaten half of it first.Also. Bad etiquette. The judge always gets first touch.
>>540387081>gathering your senses on a roundabout surrounded by strangers and gnomes after a night at frenzyWould do again
>>540387045Is it humid tonight?
>>540385955Wait till he finds out England means "land of the angles". That niggas head's gonna explode with anger. Can't believe this propaganda still gets people.
>>540387131Am gonna go back for a night, get a tram and a fish supper, think about being on a donkey with my nan as a kid Try and dodge the niggers
>>540387369this, I wanted to do the whole seaside holiday thing from the past. The gypo's are aggressive with their fleecing, their actually worse than the strange looking forrins in many regards. Then all the beggers, young tooIts horrible
Next article. It's by Allister Heath again, the guy who had this to say in his last article:>Kosher slaughter is more British than fish and chips, the first shop selling the national dish was opened in 1860 by a Jewish East-ender. >It is as old as the Norman Conquest. Kosher slaughter was practised in England between 1066 and 1290, when Jews were expelled, and since readmission in 1656.>These reprobates’ central belief is that Britishness is a closed shop, determined by blood.>It is impossible for anyone to become British, even if you speak perfect English, embrace our customs, love this country, contribute selflessly and have acquired citizenship: your fate is to remain a perpetual other. >Only those for whom Britain is their ancestral homeland, who can trace their lineage to these islands for as long as anybody can remember (the Normans are probably OK)I wonder if he could point out to a Norman for me. Or even a Huguenot? For that matter, where are the Vikings? I'd like to meet one. They were absorbed into the whole. They're in the cake, while your group is like fruit sitting atop and easily removed.There are then several paragraphs chastising us for our “rejection of civic nationalism” and how “despicable” we are for not considering Muslims and Sikhs British. Of course, he never contends with the fact that his side doesn't really believe in civic nationalism either. While they might talk a big game, the fact remains if an individual can apply for British passport, they're British according to Heath, regardless of what they believe or how poor their grasp of the English language. I don't think they can ever contend with the point that civic nationalism is best preserved by ethnic nationalism either.There's a bit more.
>>540387470Even the north end?
>>540387352yup even though we're technically slaves cus the normans conquered us in 1066 and spoke french for 400 years.guess that slave owning statue needed to be thrown into the ocean and the epitaph desecrated.god I love neggars.
>>540387214wtaf manyou cook the yorkshire pudding individuallyyou get special traysthey rise by themselvesyou made a pancake
>>540387500>The implication of this hideous ideology is that the proportion of non-white British people in the population must be pushed down, the clock turned back, perhaps to the 1970s or some other arbitrary date. How exactly this would be achieved they usually do not specify, though they scream that “millions must go”, by which they do not always mean merely deporting illegal immigrants or legal immigrants who refuse to work. Ethnic cleansing, here we come: it’s properly sinister.That line again:>Ethnic cleansing, here we come: it’s properly sinister.>In recent months, I have written a column denouncing anti-white racism (in the case of Henry Nowak), another warning against Britain going the way of Lebanon (in Gorton and Denton) and have called for a shift to net zero immigration.And your solution to all of this is to adapt to decline.>Downes believes that the fact that 54 per cent of babies were born to white British mothers in 2024 – and thus that 46 per cent were born to “white other”, mixed race or non-white mothers – as “an existential threat to our nation”.>Downes is a disgrace to British politics.Seething.>Non-white British babies are not a threat to anybody.Babies do tend to grow up.>In a way, what I’m advocating – and what the extremists reject – is Britishness via conversion: if somebody loves Britain, wants to be British (and thus reject Islamism or other evil ideologies) and proves sufficient commitment (by learning to speak English, accepting core customs and proving they are self-financing), they should be able to do so, and to join the British tribe.The trust the plan strategy has failed. The horse has bolted. You haven't managed to integrate the ones already here.
>>540387287This was fresh out of the oven. Kind of flat, didn’t turn out much like the guy I watch on instagram Jimlad, my Irish American mom gave it a good review though
>>540387542It's just a biggy.Made some of these myself.
>>540387583nahnah mate
>>540387517It has a north end?I thought i walked around the whole thing, Its a pretty small place. But yea, It was horrendous Not a family placePeople should be warned against seeking a ""classical holiday"""
>>540387542>>540387642I retract my previous comment>>540387583That is basically a cake
this bitch i've been seeing has been sending me some naughtish photos and its litterally driving me nuts. this lacy sorta cloathes, which ai do i use to get them off her. everytime i tell her to show a bit of flesh its always "teehee, well wouldnt you like know"
>>540387677this is the winnerThe gay new age little hole trays can fuck off
>>540387677I tried, give a fella credit for trying mate. Was my first attempt, it was actually not that bad. Would try again
https://youtu.be/WAXnqjUfal4?si=u7JFS-CycYXWtBot this song is the equivalent of a yorkshire pudding
>>540387695Could be worse, my neighbour is fucking off to Scarborough tomorrow for a week
>>540387309Don't think so. 11 degrees Celsius where I am.
>>540387866Post ambient meat thermometer reading.
>>540387801you can do big ones in big trays but I think you need to use a baking tray so that as it heats, it rises up the side of the traythat's what tells you its done basically
13 here
>>540387866im boiling, it says 15C but its too hot to sleep
>>540382644Was this the guy who first sailed and mapped the West coast of Africa? Also the first ever recorded volcanic activity was in his log book. It's all there.
>>540387288Did it too back in - Aceeed back in the day.>>540387369Was on a tram 2 weeks ago - the pissed-up fat dyke sat next to me
>>540387860I liked that, kek It has nice sights and historical fortifications to see and stuff
>>540387964The guy I watch make them on instagram does his in like big trays, so I kind of wonder, I still feel like I messed something up for it to hardly rise at all.
>>540387642Not bad - since the air fryer it's easy
>>54038786613C and there's a bit of latent heat in the house. I prefer 10C but I'm a big lad.
I've got a strong proposition for anybody like Lowe, find one of these (actually makes you cry) birthdays where the kid sets everything up and nobody shows up and they're all crying and shit, and then go there for photoshoots. I don't know if this is unethical or ethical but the ball is in your court now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUu9F4wIG-0
>>540388114probably just down to equipmentI've never seen a yorkshire attempted in a pan, even if it was in the ovenit's why we have trays for tiny yorkshires heresure you can use them for muffins too but here, that's a yorkshire pudding tray, because they're perfectsmaller ones are great for filling
>>540388143I would love to bake a chick in my oven and serve her with an apple in her mouth. we could feed for a week. bet the vagina flesh tastes gamey its good for you. the brown baked flesh.
>Mr Farage posted a video of himself with the caption: “I can’t be bullied. I can’t be bought. I’ve stood for the same principles for many decades.”>Mr Downes posted a picture of Mr Farage speaking at the launch of Reform Jewish Alliance, where he stood behind a turquoise lectern with the new group’s logo featuring a Star of David and its name in the background.>He did not caption the post, but anti-Semitism campaigners said he was repeating long-standing tropes with the picture and questioned what was “sinister or unusual” about a Jewish supporters’ group.>Mr Downes also called Allister Heath... a “traitor” for accusing the party of racism.>Mr Downes said he made “no apology for demanding demographic security for my people in our own homeland” and accused Mr Heath of being an “agent of the anti-white establishment”.>Elon Musk, the billionaire owner of X who has backed Restore, responded to the tweet, saying: “True. Heath is a traitor.”>Other white supremacists supporting Restore include Jared Taylor, an American banned from the UK because of his extreme racist views, who has said he is a paid-up member.>Mr Taylor, who was banned from Britain by the Home Office in 2015, announced he had joined Restore, telling his followers: “You can be a member even if you are banned from Britain, as I am!”The Home Office banned Lauren Southern for distributing leaflets that said Allah was a gay god.>Others who have paid to join Restore include Sam Melia, who was jailed in 2024 for stirring up racial hatred>In response to queries put to Restore about the post, Mr Lowe said: “Yet another Daily Telegraph hit piece on Restore Britain. It’s getting pathetic. Please come back to us when you have reported on my independent rape gang inquiry which so far you have entirely ignored.”https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2026/08/06/restore-co-founder-suggested-farage-had-been-bought-by-jews/
I really want a Yorkshire Pudding for some reason.
>>540388321>eating human blood from a spoonMe and who?https://youtu.be/zXrKZiN98MA
>>540388114https://youtu.be/nHvfNe3jzEs?t=200933:30learn from one of the best restaurants in the UK
>>540388380I had a thought so I googled "the chemistry behind yorkshire puddings" and lo and behold, a fucking guardian articlehttps://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2008/nov/13/yorkshire-pudding-science-formula
>>540383822>John Notsogood,man
>>540387500>Kosher slaughter is more British than fish and chips, the first shop selling the national dish was opened in 1860 by a Jewish East-ender. >It is as old as the Norman Conquest. Kosher slaughter was practised in England between 1066 and 1290, when Jews were expelled, and since readmission in 1656.lmao how is it British if the average British person doesn't take part in it and it has never been our tradition?If I say I hate the changing of the guard/Henley royal regatta/Wimbledon/last night of the proms nobody gives a fuck. If I say I hate kosher slaughter I will be called a racist/antisemite, so that's how I know it's not my peoples' thing, and that's how I know it isn't British.>Only those for whom Britain is their ancestral homeland, who can trace their lineage to these islands for as long as anybody can remember (the Normans are probably OK)So sick of twats talking about historical ethnic groups like this. Why wouldn't they by OK? There's no pure Normans in Britain now and haven't been for over 800 years, and every English person has Norman ancestry. Like you said, they are in the cake.
>>540388541Yorkshire puddings are a symbol of white supremacy AND at the same time they were invented by blacks. And also at the same time Britain was actually black, but the food is bad for some reason. Even though they're really actually black, and these black Brits enslaved the black world for spices, the black Britons never made much good food.Yes, this is literally what niggers think.
>>540388541>a fucking guardian article>the Yorkshire Pudding was actually invented by Desmond of Yorkshire, James II's bassoonist who was the first Briton of African descent to hit the griddy at courtwtf!?
>>540388380You might be preggers
>Rupert Lowe refuses to say that the King is a white Briton>His comments referred to a report that, it was claimed, defined white Britons as those whose parents were both born in the UK.>The report, by Matt Goodwin, a senior research fellow at the University of Buckingham and Reform’s candidate in the Gorton and Denton by-election, also predicted that white British people would become a minority in the UK by 2063.>Mr Goodwin said the research, based on Office for National Statistics (ONS) and Census data, raised “profound questions about the capacity of the UK state to both absorb and manage this scale of demographic change”.>Responding to the interview on Thursday, Mr Goodwin claimed that Mr Robinson had “not read our report properly”.>He said: “Our definition of ‘white British’ is what somebody ticked in the 2021 census. If the King filled out the census I assume he ticked white British and so is thus.”>“What Nick [and] others are doing is conflating the ‘foreign-born’ and their descendants with self-identified status.>“The discussion about white British is what people ticked in the census. And if you use exactly the same modelling and projections as the ONS you will see that the white British will become a minority by 2063 while it will happen as early as 2050 among the under-40s.This one wasn't much of a hit piece. I take back some of my criticism of Restore as I thought the comments were based a report they wrote. Still, Lowe needs to get a better grasp of the facts and practice responding to talking points.https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2026/08/06/rupert-lowe-refuses-to-say-the-king-is-a-white-briton/
>>540388703Wait a minute anon are you fucking serious? I just made up that shit in a dumb post before I even clicked the link.
>>540388732I have noticed a bit of weight gain. I'll do a test tomorrow.
>>540388770You have been JAPED!
Never thought of doing a yorkshire pudding in the air fryer
>>540388703You had me for a moment.
>>540388700jason arday introduced the yorkshire pudding to great britain in 1989 when he was just four years oldhe wrote all about it in his upcoming memoirs along with going to the moon, curing aids and keeping his weave looking fly in our humid climate
>>540388837Make sure to pre-heat it.
>>540388856>Chapter 3: How I invented the Yorkshire Pudding
>>540388770lol no it's some crap opinion piece/letter to the editor or somethingthe article is 17 years old
>>540388837>>540388889Pyrex dish with an aluminum shroud makes for a perfect toad in the hole..
>>540388947christ, try not to sound too condescending there, kathy
>>540387131picrel is honestly shameful if our ancestors actually did that, what sort of chuds were they? imagine being a 3rdy seeing a more sophisticated humane conqueror take over only to then be used as a chair
>>540383821back in the day, we'd import it from Irish terrorists to fund the IRA to bomb us insteadthis move to muslim suppliers is unacceptable
>>540388837Honestly - easy and besthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iblPXl5ga_E
>>540389104Nah, it's just a Frenchman getting a novelty photo with a woman from the edge of the Himalayas, showing how hench she is by carrying him like she'd normally carry stuff up and down the terrain. The British administration did not, and this really shouldn't have to be explained, did NOT make pajeets carry them around on their backs
I'm feeling lucky, lads.
>>540389113Because its not kosher?
>>540388292There seems to be people talking about small yorkies vs big yorks in this thread, I’m not against either but I do want to say I like the idea of a nice big edible plate, even a trencher that we can go throw at poor people when we’re done with it. Maybe load the illegal immigrants up with trenchers before their boat ride back to where they came from.
