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If GTA 6 was based in India, what would the political plot be about?
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>>540382300
What are you planning to rob in India?
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>computer games
>ree jeets
This website is for over 18s.
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>>540382300
Bump
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>>540382300
killing toilets
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>>540382323
i could watch these all day. ngl an MMO or online game like this would bring all the bros and unite the online world
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would be based
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>>540382464
Izzat I guess
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>>540382300
I guess there would be missions to filter the shit in the sewer to find 0.001 gold.
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>>540382300
Indian protagonist would actually be pretty sweet. He could be pulling a heist to retrieve jewels and artifacts stolen from India by Britishers. Imo it would fit perfectly in GTA design
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>>540382468
youre on 4chan btw
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>>540382300
Giant diamond and ruby heist to save your family from bonded slavery and move out the slums to a house with running water, but you start with odd jobs to move up like a trains man etc
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>>540382300
This is a game I would actually play. Looks WAY better than the generic bing-bing-wahoo first person shooterslop every modern game has turned into.
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>>540382468
computer games and anime are what 4chan was made for
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it would be unplayable due to all the assets and peds it would have to spawn every square meter to be realistic, forget 30+ fps
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>>540382300
>political plot
Classic dystopian end of the world scenario with an Indian twist. Environmentalists are trying to turn Buttrat into a clean, safe, functional society and it's up to Derpsheet to stop them.
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>>540382672
Please redeem gems so india can be superpower saar
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>>540382873
You could save some memory by making crowds fractal like Indians are irl
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Mission Passed
Izzat+
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>>540382300
street gangs fighting each other over shitting street rights and smuggling weapons grade cow shit to canada and texas
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>>540382300
>>540382323
>>540382378
Spoof trailer or indie game?
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>>540385364
I hope someone makes it. I’ll get back into gaming if it ever comes out
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>>540382300
You start off as a menial farm laborer, shirking your duties and scamming to save up money. Over the course of the game, you acquire more funds and scamming skills as you get better jobs, rising through low wage manual work, clerical and service jobs, professional/senior/entrepreneurial positions. It would be a good opportunity to showcase how corruption and izzat and jugaad and bending the rules applies to all aspects of Indian society.
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>>540382906
Like Elysium, but more shit.
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>>540382300
I would play the shit out of this game
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>>540382464
Kek. You would try to scam your way into getting enough rupees to successfully scam your way into burgerland by doing the needful. Also full open cloth bobs and vegene obviously.
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>>540382300
Moving to the west
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All you had to do was stand in front of the train, CJ.
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>>540382300
>what would the political plot be about?
scamming for izzat
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>>540382672
There are several GTA game that take place in America and Red Dead Redemption that is GTA in a wild west setting. I would love to see an India version because that is such a crazy place to pull a heist or a scam plus train surfing.
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>>540388030
Kek fucking zug zug you sick cunt that's funny as fuck
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>>540388212
Could you do us a favor, anon? Just say you denounce Krishna and you spit on Ganesh for us real quick please.
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Has anyone got the webm of the Ai generated clip of all the demonic h*ndu deities looking all realistic and disturbing?
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>>540388332
Fuck Vishnu. Fuck Mohammed. I just want a crazy India setting for a change of game mechanics/scenery. That place is so chaotic that I wonder why there isn't more video games that take place there.
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>>540388578
I think one of the Far Cry games do. It's set out in the jungley parts though.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAWEuL5HXg
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>>540388578
Fair enough, anon. I apologize for assuming you were ind*an. Even the slightest grammatical errors can make a guy nervous nowadays. My bad.
Anon have you played Hitman: world of Assassination? There's an ind*a level in the 2nd installment and it's just that. Very chaotic and very dirty and gross and has that yellow haze over everything. You can almost smell the poo when you play it.
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>>540382300
>>540382323
>>540382378
Unironically would play the shit out of that game
>what would the political plot be about?
100% have to be about a Brahim tech guru that gets backstabbed by a jealous white CHUD for stealing his GF, so he's get sent back to India. With no money, you have to claw your way back to the top and immigrate back to America.
Final fight would be on the roof of X
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>>540382300
>Claims this is GTA
>Is Assassin's Creed

Get your franchises right, you faggot.
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>>540382378
What is this actually? It looks like a lot of work was put in to it. Is this an actual indy game or a mod of another game?
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>>540388975
>Brahim tech guru that gets backstabbed by a jealous white CHUD for stealing his GF,
That doesn't work clearly the game is going for realism
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>>540385364
>>540389281
>i share a board with these retarded boomers
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>>540382464
That one village stole a road and another stole a bridge, I guess the game would be heisting construction materials.
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havent gamed in 20 years but would pay for and play this one. hopefully the chinks actually make it
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>>540382906
Cool mini games being a street vendor
Bus racing on busy city streets
Scam call side quests
Gang rapes you need to participate in or lose Izziat
Stealing goats and cows you can also fuck
Beating up and killing characters that use the toilet
Surfing and dodging trains missions
Dumping bodies in the Ganges
Having to shit 7 times per day(in game time)
Shit your pants lose izziat
Robbing the gold smiths that process bags of shit for raw gold
Collecting all the sacred cows
Tons of possibilities just need someone with the savy to build it
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>>540389740
>Scam call side quests
Lol
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>>540388938
I want to play a video game with human pyramid motorcycles mechanics and high speed chases in rickshaws on poorly designed roads with lots of pedestrians. On top of train surfing and swimming through rivers that lower your health.
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>>540389430
Wouldn't mind this as a funny side quest. Then at the end you explain to the guy who asked you to do it that we can't make money off of wet asphalt. Leaving the player with just an XP bonus.
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>>540382300
>>540382323
They really are similar to spics in many ways
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>>540389740
>>540390135
Yes. Completely braindead pointless missions that waste time with virtually no reward. You may potentially be scammed as well. And there's no way to tell which way any given mission will go. The rewards for the rare successful scam are big enough to make your near constant humiliation worthwhile.
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>>540382300
Bruh...
That game looks hella' fun!
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>>540382464
It's more about moving from scam call center to the next, until you get to the mega skyscraper call center and the twist ending is you end up getting scammed by your rival, Eric Sparrow, and you have to go on dangerous chase to catch him. The final boss fight is a complex train junction zone where you dodge trains while in bolloywood tier hand to hand combat. Your character ends spin kicking a train off the track launching it into Eric as he gets crushed.
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Mission: on a scooter, you must deliver 10 curry orders, but pick up a baby on each delivery to throw underneath the holy jeet steam roller and send them to the big poo in the sky. +10,000 izzat
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>>540390506
You reincarnate after every play thought by the time you’re a Brahmin it’s all about dumping toxic waste and sewage into the rivers. slumlord mode. Top level shit. More rape missions and cut scene of you beating up your cheating wife. stealth shitting because izziat is more effected. Same map just different story there’s a lot of potential in this.
Finish the game came back as a cow
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>>540382300
I know nothing about India's cultural issues, but from afar they all seem to agree on all the worst parts of their society being good for some reason.
>>540382468
lol butthurt SAAR
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I want a gta version in my city
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>>540382672
>1st mission: cover yourself in jam
>ward off mosquitos from noble overlords
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GTA7:THE SUKDEEP STORIES

I'd buy it
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A bunch of complicated rape drama
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>>540382653
Redeeming lost izzat over a feud of designated street shitting territory
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>>540382468
>flag
hallo saar
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>>540391457
>You reincarnate
Brilliant game mechanic. Karma is separate of izzat. Karma will make your next life better while izzat while make your current life better. In most cases but not all gaining izzat results in a loss of karma and vice versa. You can izzatmaxx but if you die you're coming back as a lower caste for your misdeeds. Likewise you can karmamaxx for Brahmin status but your low izzat blocks you from a certain content. A major goal is to max your izzat as a Brahmin, which is completely contradictory, and upon success you will just reincarnate as a dalit and have to start over. It's all revealed to be a completely pointless vicious cycle in the grand scheme of things.
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There better be a poop mechanic that influences the ending
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>>540389740
vibecoders, please make this a reality. it doesn't need to be a big game.
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>>540382378
>QTE where you have to pose and dodge on the train
>Dating-Sim events where you have to scam people
>Street cooking management sim
Just 1:1 transfer the Yakuza game to India and you have a winner
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>>540382323
>>540382378
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>>540382300
>follow the bloody bastard train Sanjeet
>you fucking benchod all you had to do was follow the bloody train you mother fuck
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Pajeet Simulator
Main objective: H-1B visa office in Delhi to escape India forever
Starting point: His remote village somewhere in Thang, Ladakh
Izzat grinding: >>540389740
He could get the H-1B visa after significant amount of izzat are gained from those checkpoints.
Pajeet Simulator Sequel
Main objective: Take Google/Big corpo by hiring as much as other indians he could
Starting point: His shared apartment room of 30+ fellow indians
Izzat grinding: TBA
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>>540382300
This is hilarious, have bump
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>>540393747
>Pajeet Simulator Sequel
That sounds more like a Tycoon-style strategy game.
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>>540382300
How the hell has nobody made an India Simulator on Steam? Even if the gameplay is awful I'd play the shit out of it.
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>>540382672
Imagine all-Indian GTA NPC street brawls. 100 layers voice clips of
>what are you fucking doing sir
>bloody fuck bastard
>I am doing the driving sir
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>>540388547
Got you senpai
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>>540382300
>Play GTA 5
>Try to drive normally, obey traffic law rp
>Play gta India
>Pay the prostitutes, no rape rp
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>>540390183
Very observant. I live surrounded by spics, in a 95% spic country, and I can assure you the indians and the mestizo-mierdas are VERY SIMILAR
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>>540388030
>my sides are straight busta
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JEET. T. A. be unparallel coprophilia kino.



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