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>>540388342MAY I PLEASE HAVE YOUR ATTENTIONTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION
>>540388342>>540388242i actually found the recipe and its not a focaccia, its more like a sandwich breada focaccia is typically water flour salt yeast and oil, that recipe has sugar and milk.
State of the war and miggers?
uh oh stinky
A fire has broken out inside a ship near the Omani coast in the Strait of Hormuz, after it was targeted while passing through the southern channel of the strait.
>>540388498>>540388499uh oh the IRGC doesn't like the Oman deal for some reason.
>>540388342>Following pressure from the Iraqi government and Badr Organization leader Hadi Al-Ameri, the Islamic Resistance in Iraq announces it is postponing the retaliation against Saudi Arabia, which was planned for todayLame
>>540388573the deal is only between Iran and Oman, the miggers are not party to it
>>540388498BUT ITS OPEN I WAS TOLD IT WAS OPEN!
So now that we lost the Iran war what's going to happen?
>>540388498How did it just catched fire suddenly?
>>540388602Yeah that's what I said, and the IRGC doesn't like this one either. >>540388631Spontaneous combustion
>>540388573Enjoy your toll.
>>540388342ok my transranian shill friends, please answer one simple question:how much money has Iran actually received from tolls through hormuzzi?(hint: the answer is a number)
>>540388499The strait is open and no tolls are being collected. That fire was started with permission by CENTCOM. You lost tranny
>>540388498>>540388499Did the ship sail in or out?
>>540388620Lose harder as we refuse to accept it cause problems and have the entire region expel us.
>>540388342>Following pressure from the Iraqi government and Badr Organization leader Hadi Al-Ameri, the Islamic Resistance in Iraq announces it is postponing the retaliation against Saudi Arabia, which was planned for todaywait wtf? the Iraqis cucked out and left the Houthis hanging?
>>540388670They pulled several dead pajeets out of the water; does that count as money?
>>540388707The Houthis are busy killing Saudi-backed mercs. After that, Saudi Arabia. And after that, Israel.
>>540388670Lmao
>>540388498Is anyone else reporting this?
>>540388498>that positioning>iran reaches across the strait to another coast and near the steel wall that easily
Hardliners are never going to accept a peace deal, they all have to be killed
>>540388631Laundry room fire. Common occurrence at sea
>>540388342Remember that last thread when the leaf for proved wrong and all he did was adhom seethe to deflect lmao
>>540388499
>>540388498> "Catches fire"Did they fucking cast an inferno spell on it? Knock this bullshit off.
>>540388915He's still here trying to recoup his lost honor lmao
>>540388342Iraqis cucked again. Hahahhahahahahahhahaahaha!
>>540388670you are so mad right now
>>540388990Shahed + 2 with advantage
>>54038865810/10 sloppa.
soon, if not already, Iran will have these AI autonomous shahed drones that russia is using.
>>540388860>Is anyone else reporting this?Yes nasa. Kek>https://firms.modaps.eosdis.nasa.gov/map/#d:24hrs;@56.600,26.215,12.778z
>>540388258>>540388335wow! this must be about the munition leaks?this confirm its true!
>>540389029https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek9o-Z7PlPg
Another Iranian banger dropped
>>540389061Kek
>>540389060>a drone is destroyed by a dronewar is so gay
>>540388915That was you, troll.
>>540389089That was awesome
>>540388498Why are wectoid ships catching fire so often, are we using sub-par construction practices?
>>540389060So what if 2 gerans show up? Pretty sure gerans never travel alone.
Time to quit whining about the war and cost of living. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps and work 18 hours a day, then maybe you can become a trillionaire!
>>540388631spontaneous combustion
>>540389226Wish my dad owned a diamond mine. Got nothing when he passed.
>>540389226I don't want to be a trillionaire, I just want to live in a country that's nice.
>>540389226What possesses a man to fellate nonexistent billionaires online?
Strait opens tomorrow
>>540389226Elon really wants to change the world because the world has rightly treated him like the prick he is, but he can't and won't, and he won't be able to leave either
migger call this "same offer we offered iran every single day from the beginning". You know, miggers won't even tell you what the offer is, but will unironically claim begging your adversary to stop and being publicly rejected, is powerful.
>>540389387I'm still a little annoyed they didn't go for the 14th day of ineffectual kopetaktik because we could call it the Two Weeks War
>>540388573IRGC and Iranian government clearly stated that the deal with Oman has nothing to do with the blockade.As long as there are amerimutts in Iranian water and projecting blockade on Iran, the strait will be close and ships will be attacked.The Oman deal is to figure out how the ships will move through the Hormuz, AFTER the mutts have ended their blockade and left the Iranian water.
>>540389455weird, because we lifted our blockade until Iran started shooting at ships again.
The strait is open NOWiran LOST
>>540389502And won. Stay mad though.
>>540389089did that really happened?
>>540389502how many times do we need to repeat ourselves to you retarded miggers, the deal that the US signed stated that iran and oman were to be managing the hormuz, and all ship traffic would be directed by them, not the US. also, the deal was immediately violated by the Israel/US side first when Israel refused to withdraw from Lebanon
>>540389592>we>>540389549what did they win?
>>540389455The deal basically solidifies Iran and oman as the gatekeepers. There is no route besides by Iran. Israel is completely banned and anybody supporting kikes or their sock puppet is banned as well. There is no scenario where the us presence doesn't collapse. This is basically the entire region kicking then out.
Btw anons didn't the Saudis already have a defense pact with Pakistan? I'm pretty sure the mecca accords thing today just brings turkey in as well
>>540389613they won the strait and the billions in revenue it will bring in, enough to completely eliminate all economic issues they are currently facings and negating sanctions
>>540389613Lmao.
>>540389450Iran kept wrecking us because they rejected it for 2 or 3 days so does that count? lol, kinda like picrel, almost 2 weeks and Pissrael just took the zutting despite beating their chest and promising swift powerful retaliation for any attack, lol.
>>540389664They wanted a new one so they could sign it in Mecca for the ummah symbolism.
>>540389664>Btw anons didn't the Saudis already have a defense pact with Pakistan?Yes>>540389687>AI slopok>>540389669if no one uses the strait they don't benefit at all
>>540389226>he thinks Elon has ever worked a real shift in his entire miserable life
>>540388884
>>540389729He's the most successful african american lmfao
>>540389723Lmao
>>540388498
>>540389103mr ghalibaf, you won't win this war with tweets
>>540389723People are going to pay the toll to get the oil migger, it'll take years for any alternative pipelines that bypass the hormuz to be built (and iran can just fire a few cheeky shaheeds if that don't like that), and some countries like kuwait or bahrain don't have the ability to build alternative pipelines at allIt'll take over a decade for MAAAYBE the strait to lose relevance, and by then the tolls that Iran collected will have allowed them to rebuild to be stronger than ever
>>540389781I hereby adopt this as the official state flag of /pig/.Signed, Bahrain
>>540389870Iran is banning US-allied countries from using it, and we're blockading them which they can do nothing about. Who exactly are they getting a toll from? Themselves?
>>540389863Lmao
>>540388498I hope Iran opens up a scuba diving tourist attraction in the Oman lane when this is all over so everyone can see all the sunken ships and wreckage forming their own little marine ecosystem.
>>540389592>how many times do I need to repeat this lie before you believe itinfinite, since I've actually read the MOUoman isn't mentioned, so that's one lie from you, and iran has an obligation to protect commercial shipping (that means not shooting at them), which they tried but the IRGC had other plans kek
>>540389937>>540388847Lmao this is you as well notice a trend?
>>540389502Weird because our ships are there for nobody but israel
>>540389961The only sunken commercial ship from this entire conflict is in Iran's side of the Hormuz.
>>540390017>>540390026>quirky irrelevant no u postsok
>>540389937Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit. They are only banning Israel from using it, any countries that aren't China and Russia will have to pay a toll, and the US will additionally have to pay reparations for war damages. Also they can withstand the blockade for much longer than we can withstand the oil shortages. Burgers have a negative pain threshold while Iran has been tanking sanctions for years
>>540389226I can almost see the handler in the office that came up with their orders this week. Some middle aged, overweight IDF veteran who last served pushing Palestianians around at checkpoints and who is getting super mad that US zoomers still haven't been drafted.
>>540389863>Iran's tweets: logical, factual, intelligent>Trump's tweets: pure retardation, full of lies, nonsensical
>>540390104>They are only banning Israel from using it,did you not read the leaks? it's Israel, US, and "hostile countries" aka US gulf allies. Unless I missed some revised version.
>>540390079Lmao
Irannies LOST! Trump wins yet again.
>>540389226fucking miggers man
>>540390149the gcc will be allowed once they bend the knee and pay iran the reparations they are owed
>>540390149>trump threatens escalation>gulfies scared shitless>oman makes promises it can't keep>"significant progress on oman deal!"you are here>oman can't keep its promises>"significant regress on oman deal!">trump resumes threatsI see it all coming but I still won't buy oil callswhat's wrong with me?
>>540390149There have been a dozen different leaked versions of the deal "leaked", the one I'm thinking of is that the US and their backers need to pay tolls for war reparations. They get nothing out of permanently blocking other gulfies from using the strait. Europe and southeast asia get fucked the hardest by this.
>>540390149I think the wording implies the US as long as they remain kike sock puppet some listed a high fee like 8 to 10%.
Eternal Trump Victory
>>540389937The absolute state of terrorist miggers
>>540390208AIslop won't save shitranians from starving
IRGC just got BTFO
>>540390233Imagine how dumb you have to be to vote for>WW3>stock market manipulation>H1B immigration>gas prices double>groceries unaffordable>mortgage rates through the roof>out of control inflation
Iran LOSTTrump WONMAGA&MIGA4EVA
>>540390285>>540390272>>540390265I asked about this yesterday too. Suppose we sign the "Final Agreement" stated in the MOU which is a peace/nuclear deal, does that mean we're still a hostile country? Israel is separately banned from using it in any way though lol. >>540390268Oil is THE most schizo asset in the world. Trying to daytrade it is a dangerous game.
>>540390285This won't actually matter too much since supply routes will just be rerouted, as long as the oil is getting out of the gulf that's good enough for the US. Worst case scenario is that other countries ships can get oil out of the gulf and then transfer it to US ships later.
>>540390332Lmao
>>540390079Why are our ships over there wasting taxpayer dollars to do nothing but engage in war for israel?Do people like you actually have yourselves convinced you're patriots?>>540390104
>>540390373You don't sign anything the rules are between the Gulf states the US agrees because the Gulf states will agree and any engagement ban the Gulf states which would mean the US is out. There is nothing the US will sign since they have broken everything they did sign.
>>540390233how do you take full page screen shots?
>>540390385That is not good enough. Chevron and Exxon in Iraq take massive hits. Our diesel needs them. It's all cargo LINKED so no Saudi can't send diesel crude
>>540390385just build thousands of miles of pipeline here, should take about two weeks
>>540390521GoFullPage browser extension I find if you you want to do something annoying stupid on the computer some dude found an easy fix for it and you just need to look it up
>>540390521depends on the device and usually with extension for the browser but some phones tablets have this feature too.
>>540390268A few days ago Iran said Trump's threats are delaying a deal, and since then he hasn't made a threat. The fact that Iran can get Trump to shut up shows how desperate he is.
>Iran get formally recognised ownership over the straitSo how are the miggers spinning this one into a win? Also how's that nuclear disarmament going? You know the whole reason the war was started
>>540389781lmao
>>540390819Khamenei is dead! Take that third worldist!
>>540390819the first clause of the next MOU will be that the US has to give half of their nukes to Iran
Why is UKMTO not reporting any of these strikes?
>>540390605ty.
>>540389120haha whoops looks like this war just made more jobs and demand whoops haha how crazy
>>540390919haha woah and, like, heckin sources are saying we need sooo many missiles haha crazyoh my goodness the $1.5 TRILLION NDAA is in congress now!
>>540390132kike you didn't say why you removed my words, disgusting vile kike. >why prove something you admitted just a few minutes ago?I never admitted iran claimed they will cause a thirst catastrophe.>no one else is confused about iran's threats against critical gulf infrastructure including desalinationConfused? Kike you claimed they issued a threat you still haven't documented but only referenced as allegedly being from the beginning of the conflict, and how many times and how many different anons directly asked you to prove this, especially in picrel post, here:>>540270053 ?
>>540390901Probably got threatened with American/Jewish kikery (legal battles/blackmail/etc.)
>>540390901Same reason that satellite imaging companies disabled people from being able to look at the region, ADNOC said that three of their ships were attacked this week alone, resulting in 20 injuries to mariners and 1 death, the media has hidden most of the US and their allies losses in this war
>>540390901the strait is open, nothingburger that's all.
>>540388498>Stop being a Kha meanie and open the strait you bastards!
>>540391123On March 6, Bessent said the US was on track to solve the Strait of Hormuz situation.https://x.com/cgtnamerica/status/2030036934685229443
>>540391225I'm not sure what else /pig/ needs to finally listen to me about how this is actually a re-orientation of global oil sales from the middle east to the Americas.
>>540391252yeah, we're depleting our spr because we're a massive oil producer actually. Orange nigger is begging for a deal because he doesn't even want hormusi open or cheap saudi oil, no we dont sneed even the bases.
>>540391340supposedly we're propping up the global oil markets with our SPR. I forget where I heard that today.
>>540391394That plus the reduced demand from China, yeah
>>540391445My long running theory is the actual reason we don't give a shit about hormuz being shut down is we're redirecting oil sales from the middle east to the US. it's cheaper and easier for Asians to get it from us rather than the unstable middle east. Now to be fair, we've made it unstable, but Trump sees this as a generational opportunity to position the US back to being the oil power we used to be.
>>540389338Temporarily Embarrassed Millionaire Syndrome, AKA the great American Affliction
>>540391252you want to know what's better for the average american than oil company profits increasing 300% while the average american pays 2x at the pump?cheaper oil.you're so fucking stupid
Migger copes are getting desperate. It must be tiring always having to spin everything and run constant PR for the trump admin’s glaring failure
>>540391252too complex of a move for our needs, can’t happen, won’t happenthat’s what happens when you privatize essential goods niggaagain, oil prices aren’t rising because the markets know trump won’t escalate meaningfully whatsoever - why pay $110 for a paper barrel three months out when midterms are coming?could it be a bad call? sure. but Iran is basically gauging their reaction by our markets too, if oil is $120 a barrel due to Iran, then they’re a global problem that needs fixing militarily. If it just causes temporary pain due to trump making a bad call? then this needs to be diplomatic, no amount of bombing will change that unless you start killing more kids
>>540391225>GGTNThat's chinksects media as they are the ones who need the strait of hormuz the most
>>540391394i think thecspr is mostly for domestic but some of it is for Japan and Canada started exporting to Japan too, but obviously its unsustainable, we can't really use any of the shale oil we produce and we, along with some of our allies depend significantly on sour for our gas, diesel and kerosene consumption, and this dependency isn't easy to mitigate and why when the spr is gone, we won't have an economy anymore, why orange nigger called it bedlam and said it will be like the grrat depression.
>>540391531That is what's happening, that's why transit fees through the Panama Canal are through the roof, but that oil is coming from your SPR, at one point you were draining nearly 10 million barrels of crude from your SPR a week, but there has been an increase in production from Venezuela, Brazil and Central Asia, and the US did waiver sanctions on Russian oil so they could supply the world again
>>540391252You are such a retarded kikeslave its embarrassing we share a flag
>>540391531this was own orange nigger deranged truth social post, someone posted the traffic being redirected to us, unironically a part of it was going to carry away our crucial spr oil, and guess what, its retarded to pretend we're gonna replace an entire different type of oil.
>>540391609>>540391645it's not like hormuz will be shut down forever, gulf oil will flow freely again at some point. but we've positioned ourselves as an energy superpower again in the meantime. >>540391686>i think thecspr is mostly for domesticyou'd think so, but supposedly we've been fucking selling the SPR to our refiners for them to then sell it to asia. it's a wild scheme. and then we made a deal that when we fill the SPR, we get 1.25 barrels for every 1 barrel they buy now>Under U.S. Department of Energy emergency swap agreements, oil companies receiving loans from the Strategic Petroleum Reserve (SPR) must return 1.25 barrels of crude oil for every 1 barrel borrowed (a 25% premium). This mechanism injects short-term supply into markets while padding government reserves at no taxpayer cost>>540391715Our production is breaking records every month, and it's not just oil it's energy in general.
>>540391834come back tomorrow we'll have fixed the algae, commie bastards.
>>540391834thank you for bringing my attention to this matter
>>540389781Nice.
>>540391897yeah, and they said unironically "at no taxpayer costs" because the consumers won't directly pay to fill up the spr, if there is ever such a day. You know they can only pump aboit 100k barrels a day at max rate to refill, just imagine how many generations it will take and how much the cost of putting back in the extra .25.
>>540391897Nigger the US isn't producing 24 million barrels of crude oil a day, the max the US has ever produced is a little over 13 and a half million barrels a day
today or tomorrow has replaced two more weeks kek
>>540392037that's total >U.S. total petroleum and other liquid fuels production is approaching nearly 24 million barrels per day. This total figure combines crude oil, natural gas plant liquids, biofuels, and refinery processing gains. While U.S. crude oil alone sits around 13.6 million barrels per day, total liquid output places the U.S. ahead of Russia and Saudi Arabia combined
>>540392079well, we're getting closer :D
>>540388498I'm betting the crew was poojeets
>>540391897>it's not like hormuz will be shut down forever, gulf oil will flow freely again at some point.yeah after US fucks out of the region forever lol
>>540392079this alarming rate of acceleration has me concerned
>>540392079
>>540389226I guess "change the world" is a way to say infest the world with jeets
>>540391225Bessent thinks the anus is a sex organ.
>>540392088You mean inflated with irrelevant shit, no one is coming to import US biofuels, we're talking strictly about crude oil, the US can't produce anymore crude oil, it's at maximum capacity
>>540389919I second this as a warrior from pig
>>540392185what no hormussy does to a mf (migger financier)
>>540392136hopefully. I'm so tired of the middle east. I just don't care. it's interesting geopolitically of course, but why the fuck should I care what happens there? >>540392247we're still at record levels idk what to tell you
>>540392247correct>>540392345stop pretending we don't depend on crude oil imports especially sour.
>>540392429I'm not, I'm saying we've reset ourselves as a energy superpower again. Insane, retarded way of doing it but it happened.
>>540392429Even AIslop tells you it's true you fucking shitskin
>>540392247Why do they keep increasing the 2027 estimate if it was at maximum capacity? Is there something they know that you don't?
>>540392429wait you can pump images into AI slop and it tells you shit about it?
>>540392518>how come they keep revising those job figure estimates do they know something you don't???
>>540392457we didn't reset ourselves at all, you delusional migger, why is orange nigger crying economic catastrophe and bedlam, you utmost clown? you pretend we are a "top producer" when both Saudi and Russia produce more crude than we do, what the fuck is wrong with you? Even most of the gas, is used domestically so.we don't get to use it for export because we depend more on it, plus the clanker>>540392429 doesn't even hit on our oil consumption and oil imports it most definitely depends on.
>>540391834You forgot to give the reason>because of kike aids
>>540392457That happened in 2022 when Russia invaded Ukraine though, why do you think the price of natural gas and oil went through the roof in the US? It took time to increase the production to supply Europe, now the US has a natural gas supply glut where oil producers in the Permian Basin pay people to come and collect and store the natural gas from oil wells, it's why natural gas prices didn't rise dramatically in the US because of the US-Israel War on Iran
>>540392606I said energy superpower, not crude superpower. Settle down AI slopper.
>>540392606If what the miggers say is true than we wouldn't be fighting and crying over the straight at in the first place.
