>Be an academic and a warlord in a dirt-poor literally-who African shithole in the middle of the Cold War.>Demand that the UN pay him $7 million for it. Gets ignored.>Training consists of rolling teenagers in oil drums downhill and swinging on a tire swing.>Wanted to colonize Martians by sending a pregnant girl and two cats to Mars.>Rocket consists of a few oil drums and was going to launch on Zambian Independence Day.>Blames both the USA and USSR for botching their spacefaring plans.https://web.archive.org/web/20250112140136/https://edition.cnn.com/2013/05/02/world/africa/afronauts-zambia-space-program-midell/index.htmlhttps://web.archive.org/web/20170110112730/http://english.cntv.cn/program/facesofafrica/20130909/100179.shtmlhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Makuka_Nkoloso#Space_programhttps://www.newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/the-zambian-afronaut-who-wanted-to-join-the-space-racehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TI9ixb-a5Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9Do3dz9TR0
>>540388865Niggers would have built wukanda by now if the white man wasn't always holding them down.
>>540389164There is this success story. It was an African country founded by freed slaves, which has the same exact constitution as the US, the same government, almost the same flag, and even has a state called "Maryland". And best of all, it is illegal for Whitey to live there.It is quite obvious that they became an immensely wealthy global superpower that became the envy of all nations.
