Imagine if you by secret reasons end up finding a bank account that is source of infinite money. You can make any transaction with literally any value.What would you do?
I'd assume it would get patched, so I would transfer a few billion to various companies in privacy-focused jurisdictions. Then I would use that money to probably do the same stuff I do now (go to the gym, hike, go to restaurants, read, hang out with family) but on a more luxurious level.
>>540397232>What would you do?Get a 40oz and infinite lottery scratchers and sit on the curb yo to try to win it big. Simple pleasures.
>>540397232Put the Federal Reserve out of business.
>>540397232Hire ReviewBrahPay someone to fix Haiku bugs
>>540397232>What would you do?get a sammich and a helicopter
I like seafood
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>>540397232I would give it all to the poor.
Buy 4chins and make a /bet/ board for my new betting app.
>>540397322
red lobster
OP hereI would simply quit my job, get a bag of essential stuff and go to a place I want to go, sleep in hotels, eat good food, do anything I want.I would simply not start buying a lot of stuff at first, as I would be a wanderer. I would travel, waste ot primarily on flights, accomodation, food, etc.I would spend a lot of time alone just thinking of what to do, but I would for certain be walking around just doing stuff.
>>540397232Withdraw it in as large quanties as I can and stockpile the cash to destroy the economy.
Nothing new. I would probably order food a lot more.
I sit inside and play video games all day. I cook food because i enjoy it more than eating out and to save money. I wouldn't want to change anything.
>>540397232i'd buy onlyfans.com and replace it with a web shop selling fans and HVAC
>>540397232I was once offered a scholarship from a big school in Jacksonville for 15 million, er 10 million. 5 million dollars to.play the drums. I turnt it down though, I was alone younger then and just wanted to grind from the rap.
>>540398138>>540398216Ultra mega based
I would buy the small warehouse near my mom's house (where I live) and live thereI would build pic rel in the basement And make a 1/12 city so I could play as being ultramanAnd finish my gamecenter diorama for my action figure
>>540397232With that pic, OP is clearly making a soft elusion to the old internet schizo conspiracy meme that every us citizen has a secret cash account in thier actual name at the treasury department that the supposedly are entitled to get a "black card" against to get large sums of secret legal cash against thier value as a person. Online bullshit never dies.
>>540397232Good Evening Agent Smith
>>540397232Buy a $20 burrito
>>540397232a used car
>>540397232Crash the economy with no survivors.42.000 dead cops, red sun.Never expire.
>>54039723232gb of ram, im not greedy
>muh infinite pretend currency usageWell I would have to cut the end of my dick off because obviously I would become jewish
>>540397232>You can make any transaction with literally any value.>ANY transactionMake all jews, africans, muslims, indians and spics vanish into thin air instantly and turn women into chaste virtuous peopleOr does it need it nees to be grounded in reality? Plenty of possibilities much better than mine if not
>>540397605based, just make sure they're white poor for the most part
>>540397232Exclusively buy items listed as 14.88, or 1488.00.
the bigget problems with this situation would be what to tell to people I know, family etci mean, I can't find good answers. I would for sure want them to live well, but i wouldn't want to tell the truth because they would want a lot and I could destroy their lives and make my life hellit would be a big problem, I can't just vanish without explantions
>>540399313you can
>>540397232Buy a Trump Gold Card and move to America.
>>540397232Spend it all on RAM.
>>540397232I'll tell you what I'd do, manTwo chicks at the same time, man
>>540397232Fund proxy wars across the globe and pit every ethnic group against each other over a few decades until there is nothing left but blood-stained soil and myself resting on a throne of skulls.
>>540397232take out one thousand, buy Gold. make sure I didn't break any laws. return the wallet to the old man with what I deem to be 7% interests and put the shopping cart back in its place to make the Lot attendant's job stupidly easy. or in the case of Europe, leave the coin for someone else to be able to afford 1/4th of taking a shit in a German restroom. Jesus will make me rich enough to fight the Jews in the Apocalypse. But not to fuck the hot instagram model, I mean marry.
>>540397232>What would you do?
>>540397232I return it to its owner.
>>540397232I would do something that would get me epsteined instantly by thrle elites
>>540397605huh, I never thought of flooding white countries with niggers. I would skip right to the point and offer homeless teens drugs food and shelter in a country where its not considered a crime to take a wife for one's self. I don't want to say Russian Billionaire lifestyle but there are nice countries out there.
>>540397486>>540397658Buy a fishing rod nigger. Catch Red Snapper dumb bitch.> but but its not sanitized and FDA approved!Do you even realize what you are saying? that the fish are exposed to toxic mercury?Buy a fishing rod nigger, and don't even think about going near my fishing town sissy.
>>540398457You're the most deserving of the money ITT
>>540397232It's a debit card, so you can only spend $2000 per day. I would probably throw it away and get a credit card lol.
>>540397232I would pay browns and leftists to renounce their U.S. citizenship
Give out loans for interest. Take over Hollywood, the newsmedia, and real estate. Blackmail politicians and executives to do my bidding. Take over the world, basically.
>>540397396But that's the bank account with infinite money?
>>540400173$500 Billion to 5 trillion, 75% percent of it in Gold the other 25% in diversified portfolios, different countries currency China, Brazil Euro and Pesos mxn, arg and you cover for either German or Russian citizenship so I have more than 3 citizenships and you got yourself a deal.no catch, no monkey paw bullshit and I'm just saying. I could be in a nicer place with nicer people fucking hotter women eating food that isn't poisoned in an environment that is neither evil nor enraging.
Become a hot air balloon pilot and breed every white woman with my unvaxxed seed
Hand the card back to the bank.
>>540398457That looks kino
Probably ignore it to be honest. I'm quite content, thanks.
>>540397232Live in isolation, lift weights, and read books until I die.
Two chicks at the same time.
>>540397232donate to Israel of course
>>540397232hand it back to the cia and rothchilds and tell them it'll cost more than this.
I would withdraw it all at once as cash, destroying the universe with the infinite mass of bills
>>540397232I'd become a looksmaxxer but only for the purpose of luring thots into the murder house I'd build, like H.H.Holmes.
>>540397232a lot of cs2 cases
>>540397232tf2 hats
>>540397232I would build a better place to live for everyone.
>>540397232Pic related + a bunch of apartments less (total 5 units)and that it
>>540403042>update: this is how the rich get richer 30 million deposited in a savings account with 2% to 6% annual profit.
>>540397232throw it away because using it would simply see me in court with the australian tax office for the rest of time
Literally helicopter-dick swing my infinite liquidity to crash the USD
WHITE SPIRITUALBOY
>>540402530Beyond based
>>540397232i buy israhell and smuggle some thousand drones inside it...
>>540403904Genuine questions AnonWhy do you guys have soooo many shemales/ladyboys?lol the jeet
>>540397232Book every plane flight to and from India for the foreseeable future to save the rest of the world that matters. Or if it's available spend it all on a series of nukes to purge their worthless shit hole.
