you can aks me shit for a while till I shit myself.
>>540399074what weren't you supposed to tell us that you now can?
>>540399261well basically all yall are in deep fucking shit because there are 22 years before the thing happens and you all have to be stuffed in underground caverns before it do. and I hope you like brown fat potato sluts, because the white women are all going to orbit.
>>540399360>stuffed in underground caverns before it doWhat is this it you speak of before your thread gets saged to oblivion?
>>540399074>"DOOM"IS THIS SOME KIND OF IRONIC DOOM? IS THE WINK IMPLIED????
>>540399074what do you think you know that they thought was worth binding youto herefor by non disclosure agreement?>lol
>>540400069The flood, its happened multiple times, humanity only suvives by going underground.
>>540400271>Flood>Underground Never go full retard. Wiseman
>>540399074qrd on your cv nigger
henlo ningarinos i ham back back after drivin to the safeway for heese. cheese. i needed cheese. whats gonna happen is that the sun is gonna fry half the earth and last time it was the wet side and it made a wave but this time it's gonna be the dry side and make fire, hence, the underfound underground bunkers.
oh also i forgot to say the most important part is they already have a fleet of gravity space craft deployed since 10 years and they are factualy building a base on the moon, but the moon was put there to shield erf from the sun going all hissy fit that's why it's tidaly locked etc what the ass whas I talking about befopre?
>>540399360how deep do i have to tunnel in my basement or do i have to find a cave systemare the datacenters covers for massive underground entrances
>>540403111the kicker is that it's all a rough guess because they vatican burried the books too deep and they got mouldy and disintegrated and now the boffin dont actually know but they figure three months at 100 feet below with aircon and reactive oxygen. theres a non zero chance that the earth acutally stops spinning in the current direction and stops and goes the other way but nobody can really quote any science for that but it expains some stuff like roads in the Andes mountains you can find on gurgle earth that just abrupty jag off all crazy in a vertical spot you woulndt biuld a road.
>>540399360I believe it
>>540403356why would the vatican know about this
>>540403477the vatican are the keepers of the treasure which is the knowledge of what came before and the dont 'know' per se but they are keeping all the information and a few guys know how and why but they are above the vatican
>>540402984the sun's gonna dry up
>>540403585bro this larp started out 11/10 but the creative choice to involve the vatican feels disjointed and poorly thought out.here's some ideas for next time:forbidden/shadowbanned areas of physics and science research are why the gravity craft are our own secretthe "rough guess" is because there are only a few different scientific organizations that have the clearance to be aware of this disaster and they have disagreements on the datainvolve datacenters, so hot right now. maybe they're draining aquifers because giant underground tanks are being filled for the billionaires survival bunkers. maybe they think they have to live for a decade down there.
>>540399360>22 years till I finally get the sweet release of deathGreat, I'ma spend all my time playing vidya and eating pizza and bacon cheeseburgers.
>>540403834naw dude the data centers are because sigint is recording 24/7 with hal drones and geosat and each minute of live image file is ten terrabytes per grid square when they add the zoom integration which is what they have Ai working on ball to the wall now. thats a whole other subject
>>540400526no story i just kept rage quitting sigint posts and failing upwards
>>540404094okay, okay, now this is something. keep going.give us a paragraph of what life will be like under this nu-panopticon
>>540404401my nigga this is old news. They want a database for every living person and be able to zoom from space to your bathroom and look up ur butt while they modify ur amazon prices in real time base on how hard you have to poop. And that's not even the freaky part.
>>540404547>They want a database for every living person and be able to zoom from space to your bathroom and look up ur butt while they modify ur amazon prices in real time base on how hard you have to poop. And that's not even the freaky part.
