Are you going to hell or heaven anons?It's never too late to switch it up and go Buddhist or Hindu.
>>540420230I would be the opposite.People who cannot eat seabug don't enter heaven.Join my religion. Our pearly gates is a party thrown by the saints. At the end of the night we lynch all the people who didn't eat a single piece of crab, lobster, shrimp, prawn, crawldaddy.If you ate eel you can talk to our rabbi and maybe he can get you into heaven. Eel is special. THOSE WHO CANNOT EAT SEABUG ARE EVIL
>Buddhists and Hindus believe if you're a bad person you become an animal or bug as punishmentFor what purpose? Your memories get reset in every incarnation. And how does a bug live a righteous enough life to move back up the ladder?
>>540420230>Not knowing about the New Testament Wow, you're insane.
>>540420230>hell or heavendoesnt exist.
>>540421154>Buddhists and Hindus believe if you're a bad person you become an animal or bug as punishmentWrong.They call it "Karma."Basically... if you get raped... then it's your fault for something you did wrong in a past life.This kind of belief system is how they began reproducing via gang-rape.
>>540421166People with zero biblical knowledge casting "gotchas" based on selective, surface level readings of the Bible exhibit #398583985398.
>>540420230sighEzekiel 1825“Yet you say, ‘The way of the Lord is not just.’ Hear now, O house of Israel: Is my way not just? Is it not your ways that are not just? 26When a righteous person turns away from his righteousness and does injustice, he shall die for it; for the injustice that he has done he shall die. 27Again, when a wicked person turns away from the wickedness he has committed and does what is just and right, he shall save his life. 28Because he considered and turned away from all the transgressions that he had committed, he shall surely live; he shall not die. 29Yet the house of Israel says, ‘The way of the Lord is not just.’ O house of Israel, are my ways not just? Is it not your ways that are not just?its not about keeping laws, it about turning from wickedness aka repenting of your old ways, turning back to God.
>>540421219Hell exists. You're inside of it.
>>540421069To be entirely clear, though I have only mentioned crustaceans, i should clarify that any invertebrate borne of salt water qualifies as a sea bug.There is some debate about this with hardliners convinced that the protein that causes shellfish allergies is the filter placed on this earth to separate the divine from everyone else. However seabug has long ago been clarified to include oysters, calamari, octopus and squid, spiders, jellyfish and the like. Sea snakes are not sea bugsEel are different because they are sacred vessels of divine truth. They are different than fish, and different than sea bugs and different than snakes. They are refered to in the holybooks as "sea bugs" when in larval form. And the difficulty with which they are raised in captivity tells us that they are beyond us in the spiritual ladder. Their existence is not for us to understand. When a man breeds eels in captivity we know the end times are upon us and we eagerly seek this dreadful sin. Eels are delicious and we wish to raise our spiritual power levels. But the end times never stop marching forward, we will all be there, evil and good alike god willing, when the saints come marching in. O how I wish to be in their number.
probably helli try to be genuinely good and i think that i do believe that i'm trying to be genuinely good but i don't think i'm doing enoughand i struggle with forgiveness
>>540422105read the NT, you dont earn heaven by good deeds.your faith in Jesus Christ having atoned for your sins does.nobody who will enter heaven deserved it.
>>540421741how can it be hell if my life is great?yours probably sucks because you are a shitskin
>>540420230> HinduI would rather burn in hell than worship multi-arm demons.
>>540420230I don't get it. Did the cartoonist post pictures of her snatch on the internet?
>>540420230>Buddhist or HinduGrow up faggot. When you want to be an adult actually study with due diligence. Seeks answers from the professionals.
