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first for?
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1786157872846430.webmwhat's the deal with english women?
>>540424831been reading a publication of the same title by peter aldag - a thousand year historyI shit you not as far back as 1066 jews were up to their same antics - usury and killing kids
>>540425007what does the ring at the stump do
>>540425007>he has two cock rings onwhy though?
>>540424798I do not want my country to slip further into the low-trust and undeveloped third world.If that makes me some far-right bigot, then so be it
>>540425221he's probably more into bumsex so he needs help
>>540425007Filtered.
>>540425349niggers are so fruity
>>540425429a goose and liar, evidently
>>540425429when i'm looking for goose liver to grind up into foie gras and I run out of geese
>>540425641ni hao!
>>540424992
voodoo kitty
I wonder how much less the average normie cares about what's happening to Palestinians because of what muslims have done in Western countries?
>>540425815muzzies blow us up and the jews are demographically replacing europeansno real winners there, bomb them both
>>540425717>heil! heil! heil!
unironically though, cats should be exterminated. They kill so many of our birds and small mammals every year.
What's for din dins?
>>540425925eddie?
Easy money Ryan Moore today lads. Been waiting months for a good value bet. Only happens few times a year desu
>>540426106prolly just be pasta again srsly
>>540425815they're killing each other and the clips are kino
>>540426162looks a bit like him tbf
>>540426106Chilli paneer and naan
#FREEFREEFREEEEEEE PALESTINE!#
>>540426173Corrr. Mr money bags you eh!A real high roller on your benny money.The chicks are probably swooning over you.
any bames in tonight what can tell me what cat tases like? pan fried in butter with seasoning of your choice
>>540426106egg and tomato baguettewas pretty good ngl
>>540426106Cheese beans with garlic, onion, some s01 soz and a can of tuna. Bosh.Now I'm going to scran a slice of frozen galaxy choco cake.
local co-op doesn't even sell beansprouts
>>540426309Max bet was 10
>>540425221it's a party trick to keep it full of blood so i looks bigger, he likely can't get a full erection without it, sometimes having a huge schlong is actually a curse
>>540426433i am a blessed man in that case.
White family is playing really loud oldies next to the African neighbors to annoy them.
>>540426372>baguetteWe call them 'long baps' around here, pal.
>>540425221This >>540426433 It keep blood in the penis. Works by stopped blood flowing back into your body.
>>540426526>oldiesLike Only Fools and Horses?
>>540426106caturday is also pizza day, the posh one from lidl with extra toppings
>>540426361bit rude. that man is a walking stereotype of a labour member though
>>540426526playing early Jesus and Mary Chain to delight my rape rat neighores
before i met my gf i felt incomplete, now i'm finished....
>>540426557longbarmsnarrowcakessnakey-bakeyswidebreadall acceptable
my gf text me, she said come over there's nobody homeI go over - there's nobody home!
>>540426995one of my favourite things I used to like doing to psychologically torment my neighbours was to play Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music" at ear-splitting volume and then act completely sincere about how Lou thought he was really pushing music in an exciting new direction etc... when questioned about it.they don't let me play music out loud anymorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB1cEyy0fKs
>>540427286she's done you
my gf I tells ya, shes not too smart - one day we got car jacked she tells me dont worry I got the licence plate number
>>540424798Dunstable RoadFord Fiesta1600
>>540427339good tip, I have that album. The wogs will love it
Help there's a tranny on Picture Slam
i've recently had heart complications I say to my doctor is my heart strong enough for sex - he says not if you join in
>>540427517https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUUA0Fdw_6Q
>>540426729Something similar to that. They're playing the same track over and over with the speakers pointed at the Africans kek
>>540426361Lol
>>540427640Me mum was about to put it on
i'm getting old, i told my gf i want to die in bed - she says again??
>>540427777Well she better do, cause dem digits.
>>540425007Look at how the women treat him like a zoo animal. They laugh and take a picture and then quickly get away.Nogs think "muh bbc" is a win but they're essentially living dildos, reduced solely to their genitals and their tabooness. It's insanely dehumanizing and yet they don't care. They lack the mental capacity to think on what it actually means.
>>540426106I had a chicken fried steak with white gravy, you guys do chicken fried steaks over there?
i'm so fat, a guy shines my shoes I take his word for it
>>540427826Jimmy Starmer sounds like some 00s bang average premier league midfielder or the name of a notorious London criminal from the 70s (so not so far off)
>>540428092Filtered.
>>540428092>>540428150kekked
>>540428081you'd think but strangely noteverybody loves fried chicken, and chicken burgersthat looks great so I think I'd remember eating something like that
>>540426526I've been considering doing something like this. I read a post once that talked about how deathly afraid of voodoo Africans are and I have some very religious ones living next to me. I'm trying to think what would be some fun ways to fuck with them.
>>540424798>>Jason Arday claimed he survived 'unrecoverable' car accident, locked-in syndrome and testicular cancer in newly surfaced book proposalAn 18 year old black man being attacked and then going to court and telling the judge not to send his attackers to prison would surely make the news. Any links to this story when it happened?
looking at this new gta 6 bullshit they're doing, you can only watch it on Netflix that means if anyone posts any clips or the whole thing they will get copyright struck, is this just a greed thing or are they worried because of how shit it's going to be
>>540428230he invented law
>>540426526Oliver's Army?
>>540428230It didn't.
I was on a road trip with my wife, a little pissed off with her I look out the window and see a horse, a cow, a pig - I say remind you of any of your relatives? she says yeah min in laws...
>>540428214you need like a "stress voodoo doll" that you put pins into to "calm down" keep it legal though, don't be like the twat who got arrested for a tiny legend of zelda sword
>>540424798>50 minute documentary about the housing crisis>not one single mention of the reason why we have the housing crisis>not even in the comments>they have a section asking why they think we have a housing crisis>uhhhhhhh because our economy needs house prices to go up. it's a crisis because house prices are so high. land costs so much>anyway we need to give these muslims somewhere to live, so let's try and work out how we can do that!
>>540428295>one less white nigger
Every.Fucking.Time.Can't have ONE thing be nice.Kinda of like that time I watched the Great British Menu and calculated the odds the black girl being the server at the front of line each time by coincidence as being half a million to one.
>>540428312if these are jokes you're trying out for an upcoming gig, cancel the show mate
>>540428210It’s like a diner classic in America, can get it with your breakfast some places. Makes for a good breakfast I’ve always felt
>>540428376these are all from a comedic legend actually.
>>540428271>he invented lawHe's a good lad.
>>540428266based retard
my dog keeps watching me in the bedroom, wants to learn how to beg - I told him watch my wife and learn how to roll over and play dead
>>540428451Don't tell me Ricky Gervais has all working mens clubs
>>540428312Bought a Suzuki Jeep and the wife rolled itI asked her “How the hell did that happen?”She said “There was a pine tree. I went left and it swung left. I went right and it swung right.”I said “That was the air freshener you cunt"
>>540428364She mogs all the other women in this image, what a self own for pigskins
tried pho, it's just healthy overpriced soup. should've got battered sosij and chips
>>540428147>starmer starmer starmer Shut the fuck up you stupid little faggot
>>540428536it will literally be available on every torrent site 45 minutes after broadcastingif you allow time for the thing to end and for the people to rip the file, convert it, seed it and host it45 minutes from it going live, you can just download itprobably faster these days I'm out of the game so idk how quick people rip shit these daysused to be that long to wait for new episodes of [tv shows] back in the day
>>540428640you won't hear that from any 1950 comic
>>540428364>a plappable jeetaWould
>>540428682Isnt it jus ramen for charlie?
>>540428738But you don't need to, just watch it on youtube?????
>>540428682I wouldn't like eat it at an actual placepots of pho are ramen tier thoughrice noodles arent bad
>>540428740I was out with some jewish lads the other day and i farted, they all looked at me disgusted so I just said a little gas never hurt anyone
>>540428710So easy to cause melties here. Why do britcels have such tiny dicks
>>540428745>a plappable jeeta
>>540428768I'm assuming anybody that tries leaking details about it on youtube in the 6 hours before it goes live there will get insta-copyright struckwhy wait 6 hours when you can have it in 45 minutes?not like the whole thing isn't gonna be shitposted to death in the first hour after it goes live on netflix anyway
>>540427082>translated by a jewweird
>>540428804You're fucking boring, so fucking boring, so god damned fucking boring. You're the most boring cunt here by a long shot and you never shut up, why can't people like you just do everyone a favour and fucking hang yourselves.
my wife recently went into a coma, The doctor said to me - we have a treatment but its a little unconventional. I said I'm willing to try any thing. He said alright you need to have oral sex with her, I say by god he said he's seen it work. I say well... I'm willing to tryso I'm in there about 10 minutes I come out and I say, doc shes chocking.
>>540428839If all of the Indians people met were plappable jeetas I think India would have a better reputation internationally.
>>540424798Im thinkin bout those beans
>>540428792>I was out with some jewish lads the other day and i farted, they all looked at me disgusted so I just said a little gas never hurt anyoneMade me smile. You're alright, lad.
>>540428792jews love toilet humour for some reason
>>540429013Errrr yeh thats why everyone loves russia
>>540429013imagine if the boriswave was just plapjeetas and the pure seethe from womenrestore britain would be ran by ruby lowe and charlotte downes
>>540427994Being a living dildo sounds pretty cool, ngl.Don't be a sourpuss just because some guy's got a bigger dick than you.
>>540426361BasedNeed more of this
>>540429107Pretty easy tell with certain female comedians in particular.Jokes about abortions, minge infections etc.
>>540429124>Errrr yeh thats why everyone loves russiaUkrainians don't.
>>540429013All the plappable jeetas work in media >>540429107>oy vey a free lifetime pass to the shower rooms
>>540428969I went to the doctor the other day and he said>I've got some good news and I've got some bad newsI said>give it to me straight doc what's the bad news?he said>you've got cancer and only about two weeks to liveto which I replied>damn, shit that's awful, what's the good news?he said>see the receptionist with the big tits sitting out there, I'm fucking her
>>540429146Atleast they would be real women unlike the current crop of "female" restore members
>>540429013Errrr yeh thats why everyone loves russia /s
>>540429353?
>>540429087Plappable
>>540429431Women who cant reproduce arent really women anymore
Am flying way too close to the sun with some of these guffs.
>>540428536ok initially they were saying only on netflix
Count Binface's A-Team
>>540429350how about that airline food?
>>540429087if he shaves first i might think about it
>>540429649>reddit and discord jannies
>>540429667I actually really like airline food and it annoys me that they only produce enough for airlines because I'd just buy that shit to live on
clews hour approacheshttps://rumble.com/v7dwfle-squatholes.html
mad how the rothschilds are literally the enemy of humanity
>>540429649>>540429760>you have been banned from /r/LegalAdviceUK
>>540426771> the posh one from lidl with extra toppingsThat’s a frozen pizza? How much does it cost?
>>540429762FINE i was being POLITE BIG TITS and a CUNT I'M GOING TO FUCK THIS BIRD ISNT COMEDYITS GOY TRASH!!!!!!!FUCK YOU >>540429350
>>540429107they had to hide in them from nazi's during the war
>>540429866the mating period is almost over
LADBIBLE SHIT FUCKING DIEEE!!!!
>>540429846no it's not a frozen one, it's 4 odd quid, it's the one with salami and mozzarella, I will add, red onion, olives, mushrooms, yellow pepper, little drizzle of evoo before shoving it in a hot, hot oven for 7 minutes, lashing a black pepper and a doombar
>>540429866I just like airline food, manI think they're neat nutritionally-complete single use meals that go great with a tiny can of airline coke
>>540429762>Gee Williker is that for (ME) lady?! >Yes anon, it's for (YOU).>OH BOI! My peepee's started tinglin' like an aerial in a martian landin' agen mom!
>>540427684> he says not if you join inI hope these don’t stop as I continue down thread
>>540430079used to like the days of bottomless drinks and smoking at the back of the jumbo
>>540430195belter after belter my lad i can assure you
>>540429512>Moving the goal postsI accept your concession.
>>540430112something about it just really fucking satisfies my autismhilarious thing is I am deathly afraid of flyingjust want the airplane foodI'm literally just looking at pictures of airline food on google images now
>>540430079how about that airline food heh?
>>540430358ive never had airline food
walking down the street the other day and I see a guy playing chess with a cat so I go and watch, I say wow mate that's the most intelligent cat I've ever seen and he saysnot really I've just beat him three times
ofc u gotta have the tiny bread in the tiny baggy with the tiny knob of butter that's the most important part
Top 5 socialist states in history.1. NS Germany (1933-1945)2. Italian Social Republic (1943-1945)3. Ba'athist Iraq (1979-2003)4. People's Republic of China (1949-Present)5. Ba'athist Syria (1963-2024)
>>540430326
>>540430465
>>540430392this is why I always had an issue with that jokeactually that airplane food is alrightI don't eat this well at homethis one even has one of those tiny milks that I'd aways just drink as isI miss flying but I'd never get in an airplane now
>>540430641>British Airwaysdon't even know how good we had it
>>540430358For some reason, you can only buy>anchor new zealand butter minidishIn foren countries.
>LoganairCan of tennents and a scotch pie
>>540430641i believe Seinfeld coined it
>>540430715for that airline that'd make sensethey're basically the eurojank easyjet at this point
>need to fart>nobody else around>pull my shorts down a bit so the bum's out>bend over slightly>drop massive fart
>>540430358It's probably something to do with the mystique of it somehow appearing and opulence of it. You don't really need it, but it's there, at your convenience, in the clouds.I've been sat ona US flight before listening to fat african America man behind me doing the standard American talking with mouth full and to self while going >"Mmm. Yeah. That's some good ice cream."Real just ruehind the moment.
Seinfeld coined a lot that jew larry david is very clever. we should have a Seinfeld marathon .
>>540430641i think you can get airline inspired food in some supermarkets, i would do an airline passenger simulator like some of flight sim gamers do with proper cockpit setup but with an actual plane seat and a cut out of the fuselage with a window so i can seat and eat my airline food like a real autist
>>540430976ever watched it with the laugh track taken out, absolutely stone cold not funny
There's a house on the main road near me that has a bunch of generic woke anti-fascist BLM sort of bullshit in the window. Really tempted to blue tack a Swastika on their window facing inwards so they see it when they open the curtains.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eab-w39DhrYchips look fucking awful
>>540430842in these neat little boxes, or small plastic bowls, all seperated and packaged properly, already at the right temperature for consumption immediatelymost airlines food producers even layout the individual dishes so that all the food is as separated as possibleit's aesthetically pleasing and makes me hungry, which is idealmaybe you don't like to mix your food, they thought of that, which is just niceand the tiny breads are amazing, do they ever go offwhy don't we just solve world hunger with tiny breads that never go off?
>>540431046you need an external stimulus to tell you when to laugh??? what you're telling me the program that was filmed to include laugh gaps feels awkward with said laugh gaps removed?damn man, thats crazy.
>>540429087Hideous Literally the face of a male abbo
>>540431034I did watch this documentary on it once where they talked about how actual airline food is produced to a very specific number for all the airlines they provide for so it's not like you can e-mail them asking for some "out the backdoor" merchandisethese industrial kitchens doing these meals don't produce enough and it constantly has to be producing that number and getting it onto the airlines every day so it can't afford to make extra eitherit's a really tight bit of logistics they have to work within
>>540431046like, im not trying to be a cunt6 - but its objectively funny6 without the laugh track - admittedly its awkward without it - but it was filmed with it in mind!
>>540427994they're looking at him like they're in love. strange behaviour.
>>540431161no I don't, never liked seinfeld or larry david but watching it without laugh track and funky bass riff is sobering, try it
Seinfeld apologetics
>>540429240> some guy'sNiggers aren’t people. They are beasts of burden, like a donkey
>>540430976>SeinfeldI have never once wanted to watch that.Nothing about it looks or sounds even slightly amusing.
>>540430326YNAW
>>540431257Autistic Real Life Flight Simulator Idea:Setup a charity for waste airline food but secretly take it all home yourself and store it in a fridge you've modified it to look like and aeroplane fridge.
>>540430976>we should have a Seinfeld marathon .
Seinfeld is fucking shite. Curb your enthusiasm is decent
>>540430835at that moment, an openreach technician is up a telegraph pole looking at you, a window cleaner is just peeking over your window sill, and the neighbours are in prime eavesdropping location having just opened their windows
