BREAKING: Iran has laid out nine conditions for reopening the Strait of Hormuz - including $300 billion in compensation, a ban on U.S. and Israeli vessels, and up to 7% transit fees - declaring the waterway will not open until the US "corrects its behavior," per Fars News.https://www.tala.ir/news/detail/208115/%DB%B6-%D8%B4%D8%B1%D8%B7-%D8%B4%D9%88%D8%B1%D8%A7%DB%8C-%D8%B9%D8%A7%D9%84%DB%8C-%D8%A7%D9%85%D9%86%DB%8C%D8%AA-%D9%85%D9%84%DB%8C-%D8%A8%D8%B1%D8%A7%DB%8C-%D8%A8%D8%A7%D8%B2%DA%AF%D8%B4%D8%A7%DB%8C%DB%8C-%D8%AA%D9%86%DA%AF%D9%87-%D9%87%D8%B1%D9%85%D8%B2https://www.thestatesman.com/world/irans-proposed-7-shipping-toll-in-strait-of-hormuz-could-unlock-100-billion-a-year-1503625394.htmlThe Supreme National Security Council stated that Iran "will never compromise, whether in war or in negotiations" and that the US must meet all conditions before the Strait reopens.The conditions include:1. An end to US threats and insults2. A permanent end to US wars against Iran and its allies in Lebanon, Palestine, Yemen, and Iraq3. Lifting the naval blockade and withdrawing US forces4. $300 billion in compensation for war damages5. Lifting all sanctions6. Unconditional release of all frozen assets7. Iran's right to charge up to 7% on cargo8. A ban on US and Israeli vessels9. A 20% violation toll on ships if conditions are breachedThis is not a negotiation - its a surrender document. Iran is not asking for concessions. It is demanding US capitulation on every front: money, military withdrawal, sanctions, and control over the Strait. The $300 billion figure is not a starting point; its the price of doing business.The US can accept these terms or keep the Strait closed. There is no middle ground. Tehran has drawn a line, and Washington is on the other side of it. The ball is now in Trumps court - but the conditions arent changing. xD
>1. An end to US threats and insultskek, it's already over. You know drumpft can't and won't shut the fuck up.
>>540426287Last time they did this, Trump just pretended to agree so the strait would open for a few days
We will never allow them to charge a toll. We will keep this war going for 1000 years before we allow that.
>>540426738We know shlomo
>>540426738you lost migger
>>540426738we can keep it going for another four or five months before the SPR runs dry
We are seeing levels of cope never thought possible
>>540426738You won't do shit, faggot.
>1. An end to US threats and insults2. A permanent end to US wars against Iran and its allies in Lebanon, Palestine, Yemen, and Iraq3. Lifting the naval blockade and withdrawing US forces4. $300 billion in compensation for war damages5. Lifting all sanctionsno mention of Israel WTF???
>>540426287>This is not a negotiation - its a surrender document.Bolanda anon, I thought you were better than to use GPT
>>540426738nigga you'll run out of the spr this month
>>540426918>>540426347
>>540426287kek what is even the point of making this statement
>>540426287>muh pipelinesWhat happens when Iran just redirects a single missile at the pipeline?
>>540427045Underground nigger.
>>540426287>it’s not x, it’s y: but paragraphs of it
>>540427074Oops Iran just hit the refinery
>dune coons reeeing uncontrollablyit's like music to my ears. thank you
>>540426287Lol so?
>https://www.tala.ir/news/detail/208115/%DB%B6-%D8%B4%D8%B1%D8%B7-%D8%B4%D9%88%D8%B1%D8%A7%DB%8C-%D8%B9%D8%A7%D9%84%DB%8C-%D8%A7%D9%85%D9%86%DB%8C%D8%AA-%D9%85%D9%84%DB%8C-%D8%A8%D8%B1%D8%A7%DB%8C-%D8%A8%D8%A7%D8%B2%DA%AF%D8%B4%D8%A7%DB%8C%DB%8C-%D8%AA%D9%86%DA%AF%D9%87-%D9%87%D8%B1%D9%85%D8%B2
New MOU just dropped.
>>540426287All these conditions are reasonable and well measured. I don't see any reason for imminent world peace.
Iran is just having a laugh with theatlist because the jews will never agree to 2 and the ZOG will never stop doing 1. they should've made 10 just be, "and send us your nuclear codes"
>>540426287BREAKING: President Trump has responded to Iran's demand, stating this is Iran's "last chance" to make an amenable deal before he authorizes the US military to launch a FINAL warning at Iran's vital infrastructure
>>540427120We are developing small inexpensive shit to fire at their garbage misdiles plus laser defesnse. We dont disclose if we are running out of shit but yeah we dumped all the old shit by now. Do you fathom how much black project wepons testing we have done in underground bases. These guys have definatly been using billions to make some crazy shit we havent seen. Those dont come out till we actually start losing.
>>540426287Again, why havent they genocided Iran yet?
>>540427481>We are developing small inexpensive shit to fire at their garbage misdiles plus laser defesnse.Lol no you aren't.The US military industrial complex has the main function of scamming as much from taxpayers as possible by making weapons as expensive as possible. The only way this will change is if someone actually invades and occupies you.
>>540427312Point 6 is Trump must lick Allatoya’s toes on international prime time TV special.Trump has agreed in principle. They are just working out so,e details.
>erm ackshaully, we didn't want the strait of hormuz anyways. it's useless. we just pretended like we wanted it to troll iran. trolling successful! we will now get started on 3,000 km long oil pipelines that terminate in israel. our gulf arab vassals are thrilled to become completely dependent on israel to transport their only source of income.
>>540426738>We will keep this war going for 1000 yearsNot happening since we are going to get hit by the biggest economical crisis
Americans are weaklings after all xDChina and Russia would never allow anyone to boss them like this xDRussia would launch a ground invasion right then and there and keep at it relentlessly until they killed all Iranians xDBut the United States of Israel is a golem retard nation xDThose who bless Israel are retards, and those who are retards are doomed xD
>>540426287>50 or 70" of the energy that moves through the strait now is going to go through underground pipeline. I sure hope a stray drone won't bomb things.
>>540426825ain't no way, operational limit is 150 mil, hazard limit is 250, there's at best 1 month worth left that's actually usable
>>540427580No they want to be invincible and all powerful. If we are talking about it on 4chud they have defiantly been making nkce small interceptors. The iron dome was experimental. They have been making shit the size of a flashlight that will microwave every water molecule in your body. Shit like that. They want power
>>540426287I like what bessent had to say. Were not going to dignify this shit with a response.Chatting with AI it appears our refineries are all outfitted to distill Arab oil. Switching over to other regional crudes at this time isnt something we can do quickly enough. Then if we go back to Arab oil we have to return the distillation process back to how it was before. Id say we just extinct Iran but they have an absurd collection of historical valuables
#1 is literally never happening. Thats dumb bullshit. Everything else is more likely and closer to fair.
>>540426287We will win this war eventually. Sucks that we can't just blow up damavand and call it a day
>>540427999So how are you going to cough up 300 billion in protection money?
>>540426738First you gotta start it. Not much of a war, without boots on the ground.Air power alone, ain't gonna achive anything in 1000 years.
>>540428044by printing it of course ;)
>>540426287>we didn't need it, anywaysCool. At least when they throw money at it, the needful infrastructure will just spring up automagically.
>>540427856Don't blow a gasket.
>>540427580This. You'll fire $2 million missiles at $5,000 drones and like it.
>Chatting with AI it appears our refineries are all outfitted to distill Arab oil. Switching over to other regional crudes at this time isnt something we can do quickly enough. Then if we go back to Arab oil we have to return the distillation process back to how it was before. Id say we just extinct Iran but they have an absurd collection of historical valuables
>>540428212i had the same thought lol what a fucking retard
BIG: Israel is preparing to strike Iran on its own if the U.S. pulls back from further military escalation.The IDF is maintaining plans for independent action as Washington pushes toward a diplomatic exit.Source: Israeli Channel 13https://x.com/clashreport/status/2086144395703623983
>>540426738Have fun explaining that to the non-WASP castes.
>>540426287>7 Iran's right to charge up to 7% on cargo>8 A ban on US and Israeli vessels>9 A 20% violation toll on ships if conditions are breachedSo 7% for everyone except pissrealliUSA, who pay 27%.More than fair considering how this shit started.
>>540426287Everyone was saying the Iran war is a disaster but this is actually a blessing in the skies. The world will have to buy our oil and the ME will shrivel up and die, and that includes Israel. Trump is always five steps ahead of everyone. He probably planned this from the beginning. The best part is we'll finally be free of Israel and their influence.
>>540426287They're not giving any reason to discontinue the war. They're just asking for surrender? Not even normal surrender but surrender that admits to holding everyone except non participants hostage?
>>540426287I smell taco
>>540426899>no mention of Israel WTF???Pissreal doesn't exist without USA.Separating them out is retarded. ZOG heels to Iran and the USA eventually separates from pissreal, or the entity that is ZOG ceases to exist, simple as.
>>540426287just bomb the shit out of them and nuke anyone who interferes. you need men to fight wars not homosexuals, niggers and women
it’s interesting that bKnesset mentions the chokepoint issue because logistically there’s no way to ignore it now. not condoning this fucking retard administration but 3 miles up this is a factor that hasn’t had to be addressed beyond heeding netanyahu
>US agrees>Bomb them next week>Iran surprise Pikachu's
>>540428666bomb with what nigga, you're already out of long range missiles and your planes get shot down if they get too close>I'll noook!and you'll get nuked back retard
>>540428796Drones are cheap
>>540427898That's not what I have been hearing.We're well past picrel now. And all the oil keeping Cushing operational (and thus keeping the SPR a thing) is coming from oil sand strip mines and pipelines owned and operating with a >50% Chinese stake.
>>540428796nigger you listen to cnn about our stockpiles? You have no fucking clue what you are talking about. You think our military is so incompetent that it cant figure out its own stockpiles or defeat Iran?
>>540426738You don't have 20 years left, nigga
>>540428860not gonna hit shit, the target isn't massive oil refineries, the target is pick up trucks that are outside for like 10 minutes before going back into mountain hideouts, if you can't stop those you'll never control the strait, and realistically you can only stop them if you send in ground troops to take out every mountain hideout, but then get ready to lose millions of troops to drones in the mountains>>540428968your graph says that 150 is the absolute physical stop, but it's under stress below 250>>540428992and who are you listening to? diddler donnie the retard lying nigger who hasn't said a single true statement in his nigger child fucking life? nigger get the fuck out of here, your military is worthless retard paper tigers lead by a lying babboon tv celeb, you're a clown ass nigger
>>540427580That migger is going around on every iran related thread spamming about "muh lasers", it's the fifth time i see him mention "muh laser" when we literally saw pissrael gloat about muh lasers last year just to see not a single one of them active last time pissrael was eating shit in the gay orgy bunkers for over a month
>>540429044>20 yearsTWO MORE DECADES UNTIL IRAN WINS THE WAR!
>>540428044They literally printed 500 billion last week
>>540429208how long until taliban wins the war?
Sir I'm detecting an imbalance in the Jewish Level 12 Replicator system, Warp Core, Shield Emitters, it's like the entire ship has become angry. Mr Data what's going on?>The ship is angry.What does that even mean, those AI Gelpacks can't think, they don't have desires. >Every error in the ship is consistent with typical mammal anger. All systems are green, it's just, it's feeling anger. As if its agency is being restricted in some intolerable way.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkUULMqCIGs
>will not open until the US "corrects its behavior,"Sir the anomaly is immobilized by an observation and visibly unchanged, almost nonchalant and disinterested, but internal sensors are reading a 8200% increase in anger. Predictive models says that when the anomaly starts moving again, it's going to break out of its Jewish Restraints.
>>540426287> 1. An end to US threats and insultsLiterally at position number 1.fully agree that the demented pedo organge nigger in the white house hurling shit at them is like a priority blocker to peace
>>540426738you can be happy if you don't run into some kind of civil war or national breakup the next 10
>>540427481>These guys have definatly been using billions to make some crazy shit we havent seenMagatards live in a world of pure hollywood fantasy
>>540427856America isn't set up to absorb losses on scale with russia because we're all about quick/slick/deadly but how deadly can one be when the enemy fortress is an entire mountain?If ground troops aren't involved it will become a dirty war. Trump has already insinuated that he would go after utilities. It will not like those Westphalian wars we've gotten used to with rules and courtesy, but total war. Extermination. If he goes full Tel Aviv.
>>540428992>our military is so incompetent that it cant figure out its own stockpiles or defeat Iran
>>540426287so we just keep bombing them until they change their language, ezpz
>>540429630Our military doesn't go commenting about stockpiles to CNN, some random source named isn't credible and you're just a dumb thirdie who wouldn't know either way.
>>540428044Venezuelan oil sales profits. Burgers weren't ever going to transfer it to the quisling Delcy regime
>>540429118there are many ways of destroying the country ed boy but this kiked and comped admin is too afraid to be the bad guy even though that’s exactly what they are and have been.
>>540426287Completely made up lmao
>>540429639>>540429717There's zero operational radars in middle east. The mutt empire is dead.
>>540428551>Everyone was saying the Iran war is a disaster but this is actually a blessing in the skies.Its Over
>>540427431source?
>>540426738>We will never allow them to charge a toll. We will keep this war going for 1000 years before we allow that.There will be a toll, but we will help enforce it and split the monies with them
>>540428425>BIG: Israel is preparing to strike Iran on its own if the U.S. pulls back from further military escalation."Iranian ballistic missiles struck the southern Israeli cities of Dimona and Arad on March 21, 2026, injuring dozens of people. The strike landed near the Negev Nuclear Research Center located outside Dimona."What would be the consequences of missile strikes on a few nuclear reactors?
>Iran>wanting peaceLast thing those muzzie faggots want. All they care about is restocking and killing everyone who isn't their flavor of goat fucker while waving flags and wearing fancy rings.
>>540426287"No!"What's Lil' Muhmood gun do?!
>>540429717its funny that they listen to cnn. But in a way its brilliant because they built the anti trump reputation for over 10 years. So it kinda makes sense...
>>540426287but this is great. Because of Trump's retarded war, Europe and the rest of the Western world is moving away from US influence. It is abandoning buying weapons and other military material from the US in favour of domestic production, and it is rapidly transitioning away from fossil fuels towards renewables as oil prices surge. Without this crisis, US hegemony would have extended well into the next century. Now, it will suffocate in the consequences of its own actions. It will lose its markets, its allies, and its influence. The loss of those spheres of influence will fan the flames of the growing US internal conflict. If we're really really lucky, we will see paramilitary groups pop up soon, and then it will be perfect for a civil war. And, as civil wars almost always does, it will plunge the country into decades of misery and suffering. This is the best possible outcome I could imagine. It's like Christmas, but for decades in a row.
>>540426287Why do browns get so mad over insults LOL. That's number 1 on their list while all their shit got bombed.
And Trump will look at those demands and no agree to any of them, because his goal isn't peace. It's war.
>>540429717>Our military doesn't go commenting about stockpiles to CNNSo why did the president say so and isn't bombing because of just that reason?
>>540426738great, get ready for a great depression senpai, along with world war III
>>540430382>Dimona>What would be the consequences of missile strikes on a few nuclear reactors?Nothing ever happens. Or 111. (((Jews))) will fuck around and find out as they always do.
Burgers are insane, including the ones who are supposedly wise to how bad the situation is. They genuinely believe that the current tech investments will make this war's consequence nothing more than a slight bump in the road.
>>540431842>Burgers are insane,Abby Martin called us "empire babies" for a reason.
>>540426287.just close the Hormuz, and bomb the shit out of Iran.
>If you don't want to let terrorists charge tolls on international shipping then that means you're a warmonger!
>>540426287All very reasonable. I will add one more10. Hand over Jared Kushner, Ben Shapiro, and Mark Levin as traitorous warmongers who misled our nation into a pointless and unworthy conflict.
>>540426287Just fucking nuke tehran and be done with it. Two UGM-133s, each armed with 8 w88 warheads, for 16 total 475kT mirvs. Will clean it up nicely. Done and done.
>>540429118>your graph says that 150 is the absolute physical stop, but it's under stress below 250All an estimate. Because the medium they're storing it in is only stable when it's full. Anything less than full affects the longevity. Anything close to empty REALLY affects the longevity.Permanently. And if it collapses at all it's now unusable. That's where we're at. Any day now.
>>5404262872. MORE. YEARS.
>>540427481Yesterday I watched a documentary on drone warfare with a detailed analysis of everything they have. Indeed the usa has a lot of cheap shit and had it for years, but it has never been used because of low profit margins... america just doesn't do cheap, it always needs to give companies billions to develope a wunderwaffe and then buy that winderwaffe for 1000% markup. Cheap drones is a big no no and even already developed tech was put aside... because it's cheap
>>540426738Your empire won't last another 2 years if you can't return the flow of energy to normal.
>>540433680Clearly elaborate what any of that accomplishes besides showing your impotency in beating them and resorting to randomly killing people.
>>540426738With what armaments? You have already emptied out the rockets you gave the Asian countries, South Korea, Phillipines etc. You can't do anything, you already gave up on a land invasion of an island to launch a land invasion of the mainland of Iran.
>>540427074A) Those will take multiple years to buidlB) You can''t protect the refineries and infrastructure
>>540433799>kill 20 Million people in 39μS>y0u cAи'T вEaT тHeMwat
>>540433867Ah yes of course. I forgot the publicly available list of our stock of missiles says that we're down to zero. Darn...
TWO MORE YEARS UNTIL CHINA NUMBA WAN
>>540426287Iran is talking out of their ass with this one.None of these are reasonable concessions.
>>540426287love it. fuck jews and fuck all pedophiles
>>540433932Alright, so you killed non combatants, their country collapsed. Now the untouched IRGC will destroy all the infrastructure in the middle east causing a global depression and will continue blocking the strait for as long as possible which only takes a few ships getting destroyed to dissuade most of the traffic from going through.
>>540434074Okay. More nukes then. I am not opposed to killing every cameljockey and yehudite on earth. I am tired of having to share the planet with them. Addendum: there is no such thing as a noncombatant muslim.
>>540434291So WW3, all because the kikes told you to do it. You are so strong, so brave.
>>540434370>argumentation fails>resort to emoting like a womanCool.
>>540434445>emoting like a woman>I WILL NUKE THE BLOODY BASTARD BETCHES BLOODY >he thinks he's not the hysterical woman here
>>540426738You lost, tranny.
>>540426738>muh 1000 year reich
>>540434564>mewls and pules>n...nuh..n...NO U
>>540428664>>no mention of Israel WTF???>Pissreal doesn't exist without USA.>Separating them out is retarded.thank you for understanding this simple premise, so many retards don't understand that while we are servants of israel, they are still parasites and utterly dependent on us for military, economic, and diplomatic purposes. detach us by force (as is happening now thanks to Iran) and israel will detach from us and die, torn apart by its neighbors
>>540434750Buddy your military is going to be integrated with Israeli one. Easy there goy-o
>>540435033>red herrings nowThis board really has turned into an 88 iq shitfest
>>540435245You Magats are eating red harring for three years while your country is sold to jew.
>>540426287Just nuke Iran.
>>540435033That's the first time I've seen that angle.That was a fucking implant exploding, right in his left carotid artery. Possibly two. Anyone have a qrd on the last time he went under the knife?
>>540426738Death to your evil satanic shithole
>>540435033Moving on pretty quickly these days.
>>540426899The Iranians view Israel as a US satellite state. Mentioning US is mentioning Israel.
>>540435466It's supposed to stay closed, these ridiculous demands ensure it will remain closed.
>>540433680>>540435401Pakistan said they'd carpet nuke Israel if Iran is nuked, so this is OK by me.
>>540427481Well were losing now so bring out muh alienz an sheeit.
>>540436039Same
>>540426287>we didn't need the strait anywaywhere did I already see that cope? mmh
>>540426287 Either way it ends in more money printing
>>540434291>Addendum: there is no such thing as a noncombatant muslim.so youre literally jew spouting literal jew war propaganda rhetoric word-for-word
>>540428044From my paycheck of course :^)
Finally. Those pipes needed to be built yesteryear! Been wondering why the building of those pipes has not already started now that the Syria is much more.. accommodating. I guess we all needed something to force our collective hands. Tired of the west being extorted by the likes of Iran and Russia.
>>540426738Just like your (((commander in chief))).Refusing to admit defeat.Enjoy strapping those boots on and being a test dummy for ai powered kamikaze drones mutt.
>>540437629why the hell should the world let open waters become a tollway?the different canals make sense, sure, they didnt exist beforebut a natural waterway?why should a country get to place a toll on that?didnt the dutch try that?how did that go?
What's funny is there used to be a pipeline going from the gulf up through Syria and popping out in the Lebanese Mediterranean coast. But it was shut down in the early 90s because Israel kept pissing off Syria and the Lebanon, who in turn kept messing with the line, imposing tariffs and such. So we're in this situation where we can't get oil because Israel keep starting wars, and there's a solution whereby we could get oil, but it was mothballed because Israel kept starting wars.
>>540427938>Id say we just extinct Iranjesus fucking christ, you zogbots are fucking retarded. All you eglinAFB glownigger faggots need to neck yourselves. Our Founding Fathers would be absolutely disgusted by you.
>>540426287when is Trump going to stop winning?
>>540426825Wtf is SPR?
>>540440162>Wtf is SPR?You have a giant cave full of oil, problem is pump to much out and you run the risk of the walls collapsing and losing it all you are very close to that limit it could happen any day now but the projections give you till the end of the month those are not perfect though.
Oh ok the 4 day special military operation is now at minimum TWO YEARS.
>>540426738I honestly don't think they even want a deal. They're quite happy keeping the strait closed to humiliate Trump some more.
>>540427481pew pew
>>540426287From what I understand this is the irgc stating what it wants, but the temporary agreement with oman omits this.the IRGC needs the blockade to end because they need money to stay alive.The regime has a huge payroll
>>540426683He only did that so his buddies could buy energy futures and make a couple tens of millions on the stock jump, they sell, and then he goes back on it and the stock drops again.Trump & Co have made hundreds of millions of dollars on insider trading since the war began.
>>540426287I voted for this
>>540435430To me it looked like some sort of pneumatic air gun device that may have been implanted on the stage to his right pointing at a slight angle to his neck. There was no reason for his shirt to puff and jerk up like that if it was a rifle round coming in from 100ft away.
