Honestly, I'm very tired of Brazil. Everything here is about sex. Our history? Sex colony. Our social rites? Meant to facilitate sex. Our cultural contribution? Our sexually attractive people. The brazilian race and its legendary miscigenation? Nearly all by accideng, just the result of being colonized by horny teenagers who sent all the slave men to do heavy work and all the women to do "domestic duties". FFS, we didn't even exterminate our native people. We just let them fuck into the system. When the european migrants came, our government made it a national policy to seduce them and break their linguistic enclaves through, guess it, sex.Brazil is one sovereign nation, undivisable, under God, forged by sex-havers for sex. That is all there is to it. The only thing we do somewhat well? Sex. The only thing left that we are proud of? Sex.Our founding fathers were either sex addicts, or holy men who locked themselves in monasteries so they could contain themselves (or at least try). Our emperors were renowned coomers, and our first one supposedly had 20+ affairs because his wife was a Habsburg nerd.How do you become a serious country in this circumstance? All brazilians grew up watching softcore porn in the sunday afternoon.I need a solution. I am tired of this country where everyone has had too much sex to care. It is like the Matrix, but instead of Neo's depressive city, brazilians live in the one big orgy simulation.How can we teach our people more restraint?
>>540430903Tbh your women are the sexiest
>>540430903you also have high cases of toxoplasmosis. Maybe you should fixed that first. Alot of your problems is cause by that.
>>540431044>Shlomo loves his mystery meatSomeone should study the psychology of these foreskinless freaks to see if their global mutt factory plans are just fetish driven.
Cant fix what was made broken.
>>540430903>How can we teach our people more restraint?I'm willing to move there and teach shibari to your people, Anon.
>>540430903need proof she isnt Y
>>540430903>Everything here is about sex. Our history? Sex colony. Our social rites? Meant to facilitate sex. Our cultural contribution? Our sexually attractive people.....problem???
>>540431196Why do they all use the same yellow soccer ball?
>>540431163...broken???
>>540430903I'm betting that's a man
>>540431240...ball???
Does that mean you can't suffer in Brazil?Sounds like it's impossible to be a chud there
>>540431149Most top models are Brazilians
>>540430903You know you love it, sissy boy.
>>540430903this is disgusting gas it
>>540430903same as the cultures of all other slave colonies, the slave niggers are supposed to have sex to reproduce in high numbers= more slaves= more output.its a quick profit for jews but inevitably brings in the apocalypse in a few generations time, as in right now.
so, which country is the virgin chud country of south america? argentina
I should go find a favela wife in Brazil
>>540431275Wow monkey with buttocks.Wow.I want to make a third world shithole now.
>>540430903Hi Brazil,I'm 34 WASP in the Midwest. You niggers outcompeted me in agriculture and thus made farming very difficult here. Have since had to get a job to pay for farming. I hate you with every fiber of my being however that all vanished after being introduced to a Brazilian girl at work event. I don't know where i was going with this story but if any of you are female or know of any female Brazilians plz hit me up. I would like to make babies and have a large basedbean farm in central Brazil.
>>540431543Paraguay most certainly.
>>540431196Problem is that you can't make a country like this!Everything is just means for the sole end of getting laid. The result is nobody bothers to build anything, nobody cares about anything, they just want to get laid. Imagine the hypothetical, that the americans could have sex every day, at a whim. Why would anyone even bother to do anything else? Our soccer players are paid millions, and they don't care, they just want to leave the stadium and go party with their female fans.Sex is such a big part of Brazil, that we are running out of homossexuals because they are just transitioning since this increases their sexual market value -- and brazilians only care about, guess it, SEX!It is disgusting. You read brazilian history, and you realize the common theme is that all our "great brazilians" were just people rushing in their obligations so they could go back to their little fun. The brazilian "golden week" is Carnaval, a thinly-veiled sex party.This is too much. We need capital, investment, institutions, honesty, virtues, religion, families. Instead a brazilian is happy with whatever as long as their dicks are wet.
>>540430903If you check the Rio beach videos you can see miles of ripped chads as far as the eye can see, yet the women are all mid or ugly. Not a single attractive woman in all the Rio beach videos, not fucking one. And I bet you a lot of those Chads are gay because they can't find a woman to match their looks, and that's because all the attractive women in Brazil are taken by the upper classes and by the top successful Chads. It's why you often see Chad fuck trannies in Brazil because he can't find anything else besides ugly negritas on the streets. The rich have scouting agents sent all over the villages to fish for young decent looking talent, which is then brought to the big cities where they end up working in entertainment often and other fantasy jobs, or they straight up become some rich guys side piece and get an allowance, a car and a place to stay. This is happening all over the world, but it's very noticeable in Brazil.
>>540431058>Looks her up>Fucks niggersOf course...
>>540431602>Everything is just means for the sole end of getting laid....means???
>>540431588>american had principles, values and national loyalty, until he meets a brazilian womanThis is how we get to you. This is a microcosm of our great issue. The entire country was founded on the idea of, "how much will these idiots put up with as long as they get laid?"It is a sexual Skinner box.
>>540431149Jews made a deal with baal that they would all remove their foreskins and in exchange they would get to kill Jesus.The Jews cut their foreskins off and were allowed to kill Jesus but little did the Jew know, the soul is stored in the foreskin. Now Jews have to collect foreskin souls for baal or he will let the Arabs roll over them like a tide
>>540431562I would make a shithole with her if you catch my drift ;)
Brazil might be the most islamophobic country. Porco, booze, and SEXO SEXO SEXO.
>>540431666Brazil is gynocentric.Males are the ones who have to get ornaments and perform mating dances.Women are generic and they pick from hundreds of suitors.Its like this all over the world.But Brazil is heavily more amplified.
>>540430903>All brazilians grew up watching softcore porn in the sunday afternoon.Explain.
>>540431754And when eight days were completed for the circumcision of the Child, His name was called Jesus
brazil has the best whores
A warning to the world.
>>540432154No they dont.Brazilian women are the most overrated garbage.80% of them look like any goblina in South America.And they hit the wall at 23.
>>540431748I will happily go live in Brazil with your Brazilian hotties. It's so competitive here with razor thin margins and now I'm having to compete with data centers for land now. I played soccer. Just give me one of those cute bikini clad babes that are constantly hitting the ball in air. I'll do it. Don't care what color they are or how they are mixed ( prefer German stock but beggers can't be choosers). I got 3 weeks of vacation so yeah message me on discord lastmelon
>>540431418theyre just germans
>>540430903Don't get colonized then if you don't like it. It's really not that big of a deal. Forget it. Leave it in the past.
>>540432201thats why i dont go above that age
>>540431919Various examples, but the most famous one were variety stage shows with various segments. Domingo Legal (Cool Sunday) is the most famous, for being pioneer of the softcore for the whole family genre.Some of these segments:>hot girl in taped on bikini trying to mount a mechanical bull>hot girls wrestling in a bath tub trying to find soup bars while their (frankly very soft) bikinis "accidentaly" fell off and the men they joined in "accidentaly" groped them - the infamous Banheira do Gugu (the Gugu Bathtub)>all our shows had half-naked women everywhere for some reason, while dancing around Pikachu, Looney-tunes and other children's characters>our TV shows intended for children way back in the 1980s had scantilly dressed women manipulating phallic shapes (Simpsons made fun of it)All of this probably did harm to the brazilian brain, made it so we can't care about anything else.
>>540430903Without Brazilians, there would be almost no prostitutes here. They're not much on average, but thanks anyway.
>>540431240Because they all live in the same general area and go to the same stores, and yellow is easier to see on the beach? Jesus fucking Christ the retards on this board.
>>540431919https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ2SVW3OhTU
>>540432224Just go. Find some touristy things or a class, and just go.
>>540431919FFS, this is what brazilians grew up watching:https://youtu.be/YLFQnFh4WeE?t=61&is=A0TGo7nEgEzq4Ab6Dwarves compete with hot babes in a bikini slide competition.They don't even care, they know why people tune in to these.
>>540431602You'd think that with experience, sex loses its value, but I guess that only counts when your brain hasn't been trained since developmental years to seek sex and nothing but sex.
>>540430903that chick is ugly
>>540431707The fact you would consider a porn whore as your own personal pesudo property is extremely cringe. A woman you don't even know personally who prostitutes herself on camera for money fucks whoever she's paid to fuck and you "reject" her as if you have some kind of moral highground. The reality is you're an incel that wastes your time jerking off to porn videos. You're entitled to your own preferences that's granted but to grandstand as some sort of "masturbator with standards" is laughable.
>>540430903tl;drbut have sex
I'll be doing a sex tour of Brazil later this year.
>>540432215Masses of dead Brazilian men = masses of untaken Brazilian women to fill the brothels of the world. Good.
I love thongs so much, bros. Thanks, Brazil
>>540432718As if polygamy and androgamy arent ubiquitous.
>>540432645You get rangebanned for posting very attractive women. There is one janitor who is very jealous of Serena Mello, especially, who used to be part of brazilian board culture.
>>540430903All the people here saying that they would love to go to Brazil to get laid are retards, they are as insufferable as they are in any other country if not worst, a lot of them aren't even pretty and they are all whores.
>>540432789Brazilian women top the scale as gargoyles.Only Slavic and Balkanic women come close.
>>540432655
>>540430903thanks to your country I've been diagnosed with bundabetes.if I don't get bunda I will die
>>540430903
>>540432389>>540432463>>540431919>all our shows had half-naked women everywhere for some reason, while dancing around Pikachu, Looney-tunes and other children's characters>our TV shows intended for children way back in the 1980s had scantilly dressed women manipulating phallic shapes (Simpsons made fun of it)This is horrible. Would you please make a list of such shows (and some example video links) so that I know what to avoid?
>>540431418Promoted by the (((media))) and (((fashion industry*))) yeah.*also gay
>>540432655TRVKE
>>540431562You already did...
>>540430903Really, there's nothing else to do if one were to visit besides fuck, get tan, get robbed or visit the big jesus statue?
>>540431149don't be upset, botox demon. they just make my pp hard
>>540430903have sex, incel
>>540432586>>540432909Meant this for you.
>>540432963You monkeys had 200 years to make your bed.
>>540432655no amount of simp seething will make me "respect sex workers" sorry not sorry
>>540432655Nigger lover
>>540430903That sounds like paradise. Make sex not war.>>540431044Jew girls are pretty sexo as well from what I've seen.That being said I want to sex all hot women of any race.
>>540432778Probably that tranny from /biz/.
>>540433096*250
>>540431163Your fault btw.
>>540430903the problem with these nations is the men. The women are sexy and fun and somehow the men are angry, violent, retards. How does that happen? How do you live in a nation with gorgeous women who are flirty and outwardly sexual in a feminine way and the only thing on your mind is murdering someone for no reason? We need to kill like 90% of the men in these societies
>>540431149Check this burn
>>540433255Our fault?You monkeys were 3 million in 1822.You monkeys are 210 million now.Buncha whiny monkeys.
>>540431548Unironically easy if you're white.They don't give a shit to which flavor of white. Just say "European" is already enough. Can be Georgia even.
>>540433142you are a nigger
>>540433367how do I avoid getting murdered by brown men?
>>540432586did they actually censor the tits or this was censored for jewtube?
>>540430903Years back anons kept posting a photo from brazil - it was a woman in the street of some slum, eyes wide open, tongue out, staring at the camera - half frightening, half alluring, sort of like an animalistic beastAnyone remember it?
>>540430903Hey relax 55bro. Brazil has some of the best fighters, loves anime, and is overwhelmingly Christian. I can get behind all 3 of those.
>>540432463i felt like my brain was melting, wtf is this hypno MK bullshit
>>540432224>being this parched for pussypathetic>>540431602>you can't make a country like thisYou already made a country and it's the most powerful and influential on the entire South American continent. You're just an incel.
>>540432586>>540432778>>540432789>>540432963>>540433255A question for anyone familiar with Brazilian culture:What is with the Brazilian obsession with “buceta xosa”? Is it a racial thing? Please explain the entire concept to me. Also, if I were to visit Brazil with my redhead wife, would Brazilian men try to fuck her?
>>540432826Which groups have the best women?
>>540433432the breasts are censored, the only program i recall freely showed tits on tv was a plastic surgeon's program, dr rey or something
>>540431839>gynocentricName a single western society that isn't
>>540431825Whats the best brasilian pork dish?
>>540431309probably, has the tranny face phenotype that all (asian) trannies have.
>>540433620Personally I would try to fuck your pink bussy
>>540433620I think you meant buceta rosa which just means pink pussy, people say that because everyone know that brown pussy is ugly as fuck, even if they don't admit it.I live in the south which doesn't have that many blacks and crime so if you go to the south then no, but if you go to a more brownish area to the north then maybe.
>>540434057>>540432215not long ago i was watching an archive documentary about Brazil during WW2 and legit 99% of the ppl were White, at least in the cities. It looked like a very peaceful and polite society. How did things get so bad, so fast?
>>540430903Niggerz&Jewz Rape-Camp Snuff-Film survivor? Like a Pirate Hide-Out back-in-the-day...Pump-Dump...
>>540431149Brazilians can be sexy afThey can even appeal to you pure race fags if you're going to the south
>>540434178>How did things get so bad, so fast?Nordestinos, our pajeets. We got many of them.
>>540434178That's a good question actually, i would like to know
>>540434178>How did things get so bad, so fast?A military dictatorship of positivists let the communists take all the public universities in the sixties, while the commies of the jesuit order coopted the brazilian catholic church at the same time
>>540434200It's like a shekel-contest to see who can Pump&Dump the most?
>>540431341you all missed the guy in a gorilla suit
>>540432996There is plenty to do, but people really just come for these ones you mentioned.But Brazil is more of a spiritual thing. It is Western, but it is not. It doesn't feel as detached. To be brazilian is to embrace this old weberian stereotype of being in the world but not being of the world. Brazilians give up on trying to steal God's heaven and build it on Earth. They embrace Brazil like an esoteric parasite of the human spirit, where the brazilian abandons wordly acclaim solely to focus on greater (and lower) pursuits. You will pursue civilization, asians will outspeed you in the pursuit, and a brazilian will stand by the sideline and ask, "why did you even bother?"We built a country around these greater and lower pursuits. We can't do anything normal. Either brazilians are humorless crusaders, or esoteric favela gurus with gnostic knowledge. The wisest brazilians are generally either arch degenerates and arch saints, more conservative than knights templars. It is really a big horse shoe. Brazilians are either hedonistic, or so deep in some strange christian hyper conservative hermeneutics you can't even understand what they are talking about.
>>540432778>Serena MelloTotal Brazil Sexo
>>540433279Brazilians kill for money, or due to faction wars (which are about money). We are not that gratuitiously violent. There is generally a goal to it.
>>540430903STFU AND BEND OVER CELEBRATE YOUR LIFE DEFEND AGAINST RACISM LIVE A LIFE OF JOY AND EVENTUALLY LUXURY AND WEALTH AND ENDLESS PLEASURE MEDITATE DETOX AND STAY FIT N HEALTHY BE HUMBLE AND HELP THE NEEDY
Bet I could rock up there though and not get sex without paying.
>>540433620Brazilians don't care about redheads. We have those, but they are all fake redheads. It is generally a nerd sign.Also, we are not the rapey type of horny people. Catholics don't rape.
>>540434597>commies of the jesuit orderJesuits were banned in the 18th century because the freemasons wanted land.
>>540430903Share some of the sexo if you don’t want it por favor
>>540430903>libidocracy
>>540432655>The fact you would consider a porn whore as your own personal pesudo property is extremely cringeThis doesn't make any sense
>>540430903>What do Brazilian men do after having sex?>10% fall asleep>5% smoke a cigarette>85% go home to their wife
>>540430903But why are they like this?
>>540435394if i was a gambling man i'd wager that she's japanese
>>540435191the good jesuit order back then wasn't pozzed. I'm talking about the subverted jesuitic order from the '30s. The same one who is behind Vatican's II council lifting bans against communism and masonry.
>>540431754>but little did the Jew know, the soul is stored in the foreskin.This would be the funniest thing ever.
>>540431058>>540431707Every single fucking time.White women are a curse.
>>540432655Faggot-tier nigger lover.Think about how you could do better next time, and then hang yourself.
>>540430903Nothing is sexier than mystery and to be properly mysterious means not giving up sex easily. Not just avoiding 'clothes' that leave absolutely nothing to the imagination. Also adultry becomes a crime punishable by death and cut off support to single mothers. The solution is indeed that simple.
>>540435129>Brazilians don't care about redheads. We have those, but they are all fake redheads.Well mine is a real redhead and her pussy is pinker than most White women’s.
>>540435191>Jesuits were banned in the 18thAlso, corruption is banned too since day 1, and look where we are. So, a piece of paper means nothing.
>>540430903okay and when was the last time YOU had sex? you seem a little too worried about this considering there's plenty of corruption to worry about in any given country. humans will always be horny so you're gonna be disappointed if you think that will magically stopare you low T or femanon? that would probably explain your worldview
>>540430903A good travel bait advertisement. I'll consider it.
>>540430903>Our emperors were renowned coomersXD
>>540436328travel to Ukraine
>>540430903Sounds like the dream life wtf?I heard most of y'all niggas are fit and shit, too. Don't be hating anon go have sex
>>540430903>lowborn brown trash with parasites are retarded sex fiends Yeah no shit.
>>540432224Also where can I rizz Brazilians /soc/ /int/? Im not in a place with beautiful women so I suffer.
My gf is half Korean half Colombian
>>540431745Have these videos been confirmed as AI yet? There’s no way it’s legit.
>>540438473Is she good in bed? How does her body compare to that of Korean woman and Culombian women, respectively?
>>540430903>All brazilians grew up watching softcore porn in the sunday afternoon.Explain
>>540430903So a Hapa then
>>540430903Fat assed women everywhere with thick thighs and you’re wondering why everything is about sex.
How do I get a Brazilian gf?
>>540430903We have the solution Coming soon!
>>540431058So tired of the disproportional oversized ass thing. It's fucking gross.
>>540438592...legit???
>>540436204I am not an incel, but I am tired and feel sad and alienated by the hyperssexual mind of the brazilians. They are not moderated. Both men and women engage in this. All they want is sex, sex, sex. If they are not having sex, they are trying to look better so they can get sex. It is exhausting and I don't like it. Everything in Brazil boils down to working out, flirting, dressing up and undressing. That is it, that is all they do.I am not like the incels neither, I am not ugly. I just want a connection that brazilians can't give me. When you tell the men you are a virgin, they just get baffled and look at you like you don't belong, like you are a weirdo. Then some girl comes around and he goes for them, never you. Life here feels like a party you weren't invited to, and are trying to sleep through because it is your sibling holding itSex is part of the problem of this country and I am not going to pretend otherwise .Can't have a country where everyone just wants to get naked and rub their parts like they live in a 24/7 porno.
>>540430903How are your social rites meant to facilitate sex?
>>540439298That’s pretty much the one I had in mind. There’s no way that’s real.
>>540431745those brazil foids really are good at soccer
>>540439027bold of you to assume that banning porn is going to stop brazilians from fucking, rather than making them fuck more
>>540438592Theyre real, Brazilian women spend their entire lives on the beach kicking balls and getting fucked
>>540430903Even your president Lula Da Silva, had 3 marriages, divorces, many kids. It's very common I feel in Brazil, to keep falling in and out of love.In comparison, our prime minister is a literal Brahmachari>>540431044>>540431058>>540431149>>540431163
>>540439298These videos are not AI. These girls are good at it because brazilians are either at the gym, at the beach, at a club, or pretending to work. Of course they are good at kicking a stupid ball around in bikini, that is all the brazilians are capable of caring about. They probably grew up with fathers too, so they have no problem doing sports and don't feel shame of showing off their bodies.I hate beach sports and what they represent and how popular they are. I went to highschool in a city that had a beach and every time the school van moved about, the boys began debating among themselves which of the girl was hotter, which was more skilled, and swooned over them.Now imagine growing up sheltered and poor in this country, trying to study and make something of yourself where all people care about is sex, and somehow things work out for them and not you.
This is what communism gets you.A matriarchy where woman just chase chad, so you just get more of what your getting in the majority of the US right now except you get bread lines and gulags as well.
>>540439866And the president is a short guy. The first president to ever win an election here after the redemocratization won it, you guessed it, because he was attractive and tall. Look up Fernando Collor de Mello.You had magazines showing him shirtless on jetskis, and every woman brazilian swooned over him
>>540439858It can’t be. The ball in the other clip moves in very uncanny ways and there’s no way you can find 4 women capable of working together on something for that long without fucking it all up for attention
>>540430903brazil is enormus
>>540439346do Brazilians drink a lot of alcohol? Sex and alcohol kind of go together.
>>540438971You don't understand. They get (You).Then they drain your wallet, life force and eventually your soul.
>>540430903i already said i want to move there, you dont have to keep trying to convince me
>>540430903Just become fat like us Americans, then sex will become uninsteresting
>>540440821Anon, while it may be true, the males in that nation will make your life a living hell.
>>540430903>Our cultural contribution? Our sexually attractive people.LMFAO HE REALLY BELIEVES THIS
>>540431707That makes it hotter I know what I'm about to do right now.
>>540430903bro life is all about sex
>>540441093For men it might be true.But for actual human beings there is something called a connection and a partnership. But brazilians and especially the men are apes and they cannot understand anything besides gym and sex
>>540438939>that speck in the pad armKill yourself JustPassingThrough.KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF.https://derpibooru.org/2065473
>>540430903Based SexzilThey suffer from success.
>>540433367Yeah and proceed to get my head blown off by a dude on a gay motorscooter wearing sandals because his monkey brain thinks that I have money because my skin is White
>>540440821This alpha level coomer nigga is built like a bandersnatch from Code Veronica.
>>540430903>Everything here is about sex.that's rightsex is the only reason i spent 3.5 years in your pais da bundaprecisely, because a competition cunt i followed there and spent 3 years slamming then brought back to france for 3 more years of the same, which eventually led to childbearingu mad?
