PREVIOUS >>ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?
Tyb and good evening anons.
>>540445877Checked, and good evening to you.
>>540445821TYBevening frens
>"go away"lol rejected
>First Shift UpdatesA foursome in the studio again tonight with Rizzo, Sticks, Tom and Dan>Tempe, end of show, report of somebody firing at carsNo shell casings found, no verified reports, treated as a hoax>Drunk moped kid with 0.336 BACHe refused to go to the hospital and was too intoxicated to go to jailThey just let him go to sleep it offHe'll still have a court date for DUI>Passed-out blue haired black lady at the driving rangeArrested for public intox, released 8 hours laterShe was grateful for being saved from the coyote and letting her sober upSocial media called Dan out because coyotes only attack people if they're threatened or protecting pups10-20 non-fatal attacks per year in US and CanadaGolf-related ER trips are 30k-40k per year, with direct hits up to 5k per yearDan pushes back and says that if a person is passed out, the coyote might take a bite thinking they're dead
>>540446173Thanks for the updates anon. Webm anon posted this one late in the thread. It makes me chuckle.
Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole
>>540446437that's dirty pool. but the slut in the background is cute.
>>540446791Thanks for pointing her outShe has some nice jiggly bits
lol wooden pallet failure
>>540446437>stop waving your alien stump in my face
>illegal possession of schedule II plastic building blocks with intent to distribute
>>540447954Yeah I'm surprised Dan would show that absolute failure of policing again
dirty dan
this better be good
what the fuck is that thing hanging between those cops
>>540445821>Kate and Moes are on tonight It's a "we need ratings" episode. Strap in fellas, it's gonna be good.
a fuckin puppy mill?
This seems pretty fucking inhumane
>spartatook me way too long to find one of these old pics
>>540446437I’m surprised you can be a cop with one retard arm
>>540448827
Hey, anons. Today flew by! I completely missed first shift without realizing how late it was already. Did I miss anything exciting in the pre-shit?
alright who's ready to give dan a piece of your mind https://xcancel.com/ReelzChannel/status/2085416159948710158
>>540448925>Did I miss anything exciting in the pre-shit?They showed the pallet mishap from a couple weeks ago, webm here >>540448416
>>540448972What's happening later tonight?
>>540448925there was a chick who called the cops on her meth fiend ex boyfriend and as soon as she realized she was on tv she started screaming at the cops. her roommate or daughter or whatever had nice boobs.
morning gentspicrel: some homemade job guy got picked up with nearby
>>540448416>>540448972>Whoops! I must've missed this ep. That was a pretty dumb idea.
That cat don’t give a shit.
that cat gave no fucks about that dog
Not Steph Curry!
>>540449068>If only you knew...
>>540449177checked. he literally died and came back to life.
Did he just say the suspect's name is "Skylight"? JFC...
>BAAWWWWW
>>540448733Where they just went in with the dog? Chili peppers drying. Kitty wasn't scared of dog.
>>540449373Skylar or Skyla I think
>>540449373"Skyla" or some variation. maybe "Schyla"
>>540449426>Kitty wasn't scared of dog.Or the cameraman
SHE'S A BEAUT SARGE
>Cries in Missourian
>>540449459Dawwwww he a cute.
what's with grown women crying like children these days?
why are they not showing her
>runs strip club>takes care of his community
>>540449429Made me think of the Buick Skylark, which made me think of a nigger I once knew by the name of Le Baron, like the Chrysler.
>>540449427>>540449429Apparently you were both off by one letter>ScylaWhy can't people have normal names like "Mary" or "Carly" anymore?
>Can I get a job application?
dan opens a strip club next week
>stylaThe should’ve named her Shithouse.
>>540449588>why are they not showing herquestion answered
>>540449569Feminism telling them >you're stunning & brave & perfect no matter what, just because you're a female.
>>540449651>Why can't people have normal names like "Mary" or "Carly" anymore?It's so annoying. Even white people have retarded names now.
wanted to check greene county jail to see if she was booked yet, instead i found ICE is doing good work in greene county.
>>540449635>>540449651i think it's fair to say that not only do some people completely lack any sense of style, taste, dignity, or class, but many of them do not even know what those things are.
TOPDOGLAW
>>540449761
>>540449651>>540449761Especially white names now, really. Brown names have remained consistently retarded. Retarded white names have exploded in popularity.
>>540449783and they don't pretend that indians are white
111 degrees
>>540449847
>>540449783Wish they'd do a much better job in AZ, where it's far more needed... Never seen I.C.E. here once.
>>540449941
This guy sounds like Joaquin Phoenix
>>540450084lol
>>540450073They don't really seem to be out West. There seams to be zero worry about them out here.
what an upstanding member of the community
>>540449847Holy shitThat meme is old enough to legally rent a car
>>540445821Thank you baker
Gavin Newsom better watch out for this nigOH SHIT GEORGE DOXXX'D
>>540450132that's what he said!
>>540450122checked
oh man the teef on that fucking guy
>sad
is he using a necktie for a belt?
Why do retards enjoy inducing liquid retardation like this? What is the enjoyment?
>>540450135And nothing has changed.
dude's feet are BLACK
>>540450313Yup
boom boom for me
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>540450313>>540450370it's called high fashion, look it up
Is this some non English speaking dummy upset they don't understand traffic rules again?
>>540450422Nah, I think this is a señor
>HE ARE DO THE BOOM-BOOM, SAAAR!
was that guy on the motorcycle a jeet or a jamaican? i couldn't tell.
>he boom boom me
Those good boys deserve a treat
>>540450431>high fashioni see what you did there anon
>>540449459forgot to post cat
>>540450755thanks webmanon
>>540450755I feel bad for all the kitties at the trailer park
>Let's see if we can get an update. Perfect timing!
>>540450657
>"Don't stick your dick in crazy" lesson #39428053
>Are you violating my Constitutional rights?Oh shit, we got a sovcit here?
>>540451024
>>540450886those two looked okI've (much) worse ones
>>540451062*seen
what if this guy turns out to be sober and that's just the way he sounds?
>I AM A FEMALE AND ALONEMaybe don’t be a cop then?
So I'm a retard.. >Been watching OPL on my phone cuz poorfag >Got the wild idea to try hooking my phone up to my TV with my dock that I got for my Steam Deck >It works >Disproportionate hype ensues Being an idiot comes with its benefits 'xD
>>540451144I was wondering what happened to being a strong independent woman when i heard her say that.
I guess Curtis is black and missing again tonight
>>540451426Curtis groped someone in equinox gym that is why he’s gone and some other black guy is here
We went from >Boom-Boom to >Boomhauer
why is this guy in handcuffs for a broken tail light?
>jamaican confirmed
Is this nigga wearing a hard hat and retro reflective collar as fashion accessories?
>>540451475because his stupid ass wouldn't stop reaching around and doing basically everything he could to make sure they'd pull him out of the car and put him in cuffs.
>>540451510He’s the Green Hornet.
>>540451510i think he claimed he was out roping off a piece of property, like he's a construction manager or property owner or something. so if true, it could just be standard safety gear.
>glowbelt around the necknever seen that before
>Da zombie apockie-muh-lips n sheeit
Kek they're searching the engine bay now. Carlie carr is such a cunt.
>>540451815>Dog alerts because they always alert>Search finds nothingMany such cases
Just tell her it's none her business
>>540451815I just can't understand why she feels the need to explain every little thing and try to get a rise out of everyone she encounters. She needs to just do her job and stop trying to justify it on the fly.
>look at me when I’m talking to youMan, fuck that.
What if you just put a safe in your car?
It never ceases to amaze me that people ride dirty with broken tail lights etc I’ve done drugs for 20 years and never had a cop interaction because I check my shit and drive normally
>>540451945They call a locksmith
>>540451930>>540451945I really wish these guys know they don't have to answer any of her questions.
these flashing lights are too much, all my neighbors must know I’m watching opl.
What is this 1980 budget animation style dr Marty Fuck Dr Marty and fuck Katherine Heigl
>>540451965A week or two ago, there was a guy driving a honda that was all smashed up with a broken windshield, body damage in the back, lights out, tinted windows, with no license plate and weed with weed smell and an illegal gun in the car.
Did he just drop the n-word?
What did he say? Nigger?
>>540452204Yes and apparently softened it by using a lesser slur after apologizing.
this guy enjoyed it, he coulda just sped awy while the guy was driving backwards lmao
Dudes Asian
typical resident of the portlandia area
wow wild
This new black guy looks almost the old one. I think the old one was bigger.
>menacing
Wud I du?
>>540452419Think we'll ever have tom and Curtis on the show at the same time?
this stupid motherfucker. is he actually trying to get arrested?
>>540452516yeah, June 19 of next year
Dude's actually staying silent, I give him credit for that
>>540452516yes, the same night trump makes a guest appearance.
befuddled
ok this is getting creepy
>>540452575yeah credit where credit's due. that's the first smart thing he's donealso goddamn that cop is staring into that man's soul
bet his arms are getting tired
>>540452575The officer seems at a loss as to what to do with someone that actually knows to stfu. Resorting to a staring contest is embarrassing.
Let's see how long he kind hold the silent treatment
>>540452624So staring into the void.
the man responsible for this mexican standoff
>>540452624>that's the first smart thing he's doneisn't it extra charges if he's a felon and doesn't answer questions? like probation/parole terms compelling you to accept any searches or answer any questions
>mybobs.comfucking kek
>>540452746if he's actually on probation or parole there's a good chance of that yes. most places it would be at least a violation if not an entirely new crime.
>>540452575On the advice of counsel, I respectfully decline to answer based upon my rights under the Fifth Amendment to the Constitution.
>>540452746It’s still his Fifth Amendment right.
>anon are you regular?...>do you require regular relief? ...>anon, are you constipated?...
>>540452807>>540452839unless he signed away that right in a probation/parole agreement which stipulated that he would submit to search and answer questions at any time. which most if not all of them do.
What if she hit a deer doing 97 mph?
SOVCIT
I hate jailhouse lawyers
>>540452868I'm not constipated but I've felt my shits are lagging that log size.
>>540452746you're a felonanswer my demands, tranny
>>540452951A time machine in a challenger?
>>540452651>the silent treatmentthis guy says like 6 words in half an hour, pretty funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQD8EVx5LZM
>short man complex>they're the same height
>>540453097And he has nigger syndrome, which is far worse
>short king complex
>>540453128>short KANG
rizzo is retarded
>frisk the vehicle
how long have we been watchin this bitch drivin
OKAY THAT"S ANNOYING ALREADY
Riveting television, Dan.
you know you're running a great show when the audience has to mute it
I hate these flashing lights.
watching the sprint right after this
why does that spic talk like a fucking greek?
>>540445821>can't report for Global Rule 3 violation Midterm psyops are heating up
>>540453502i wonder if i can get that in the states? how far into the season are they? between F1 getting gayer by the second and having to pay for faggot appletv to watch it this year i haven't really been paying any attention to motorsport
>>540453555Who are you, the fucking hall monitor?
>>540453522>Skaycherz Sleeep-eenzMy most hated commercial. Like, we get it, you're a spic...
WEEEAAAAAAAwooooooooo
>trips of unbelievable homosexuality
>>540453603>how far into the season are they12/22its the closest title fight ever they said yesterdayagree re: F1
>>540453621*taps sign*
>>540453502>aussie anon reposted my sexy suzuki from last nightI missed the sprint today but I caught the highlights on youtubeSpoiler alert, all the motorbikes wiped out and they had to ride scooters around the course instead
>>540453696>>540453666not you satanfren
>>540453766
I guess he was just bored.
>>540453502i tried to get into motogp like 15-20 years ago, bunch of big names, but i never stuck with it. is it because i never rode a motorcycle?
>>540453603>F1 getting gayer by the secondi gave up on f1 when they went to v6
>>540453766>had to ride scooters around the course insteadfinally its happened>>540453845i hear it helps
this bitch SUCKSshe's fucking LOST
>>540453705sweet. pretty sure i can tune in. dunno why it didn't occur to me to check in on bikes sooner.
fucking christ its just been women driving for like 20 minutes>hate not knowing the areause one of the 4 GPS systems in the car
this is one of the worst fucking hours of tv dan has ever produced
>>540453974>woman in charge of navigating
>>540453930another aussie posted these last year before the aussie gp
This guy's been running from the police all weekend. Personally, I'd take a night off if I lost them the first night.
this ad is the most exciting thing to happen in the last half hour
>>540454093some people should really have "BORN LOSER" tattooed across their forehead
>It changed my life Never heard that one before. That must mean it's good. I'm gonna buy this product now.
guys have you ever looked at a chick's toenails and been like "damn those shits are smooth and shiny, that gives me a boner!"?
>still going like a hundred miles an hour>still not there
>>540454339>have you ever looked at a chick's toenailsno
Did I miss anything, bros? I've been busy today. Plays any good?
bro dan has gotta dump this bitch i'm literally gonna turn the show off
>>540454403*Triple PlaysPhonefagging
>noise complaint>big fat negresspottery
>>540454444
How large is this police territory where she has to drive 100+ for a half hour before getting to the crime scene location? At what point does another department take over?
I will never rent anything I own out as an Airbnb
DEPORT
>just happened That's not a setting sunlight Dan.
>>540454506WTF does that mean?
DEPORT!
>>540454444Checked. And no. Also, there's a 0% chance this is live in CA. It's pitch black outside in AZ. They might be in an earlier "solar zone" or whatever. But it's not even sunset in this scene.
>filthy beaner TC'd into a /pol/BURN THEM ALIVE
who's goin to the show
>>540454598The Sun has set out here. Not total dark, but almost.
Yeah it's at least 45 minutes behind live
>>540454598Yeah checked a Fullerton live webcam and its dark there. Why do they lie about everything? What is the point?
>>540454561Thank you for this, I was just considering the time zone difference. Although, the shadows are very long, so the sun is probably setting soon.But yea fuck you dan, it didn't just happen.>>540454569Kek c'mon man it means you know, it means when you gotta, you know, like when, like when you got fire, no, no you shit the fire, ok, so then, you got the matches, so then, you shit the fire, and you don't wanna lose the matches so you shit the fire and save the matches
>>540454678Because it's a boring as fuck episode and they have to pretend there's some interesting thing going on right now.
>>540454610>incredibly nigger density>collapses in on itself under the weight of its own niggerness>creates a nigger hole>everything within the event horizon is permanently looted>not even light can avoid being robbed
>On Patrol 1 Hour Delayed
>>540454678They don't want to highlight 5 illegals that are going to bet let off with a warning for causing property damage while driving without a license and insurance
>>540454610kek. With such a hip lineup of fresh & emerging musicians, how could anyone resist??
Dan, seriously, this shit is not good televisionIs there really nothing else going on anywhere?
Imagine being out in the dark country road with just you and moes......
thank god the hook and ladder is here
>>540454862It's very active goy
>>540454806You forgot >driving drunk Every single spic I've ever met drives drunk on a regular basis.
>>540454806It's all so tiresome
>>540454936if i had to go through life as a beanie baby i would want to be drunk all the time too
>>540454936True dat, they just self deport when they rack up too many dui charges and then come back with 2 new last names
Looking forward to Dog Days, bros!
it's so over
>>540455138OPL PI into action over here
>>540455138>5'1">170grim
>>540455138Oh shit anon, well done
lol
>beeeep>beeep>beeeeep>beeep>you're so stupid kek
>going to applebees for tacosEvery single restaurant kitchen in the entire country is staffed with latin americans, why not just go to an actual mexican restaurant instead of eating microwaved sysco slop?>but anon what about the chinese restaurantsOh yea you got me there
>>540455000check'd & kek'd >>540455063ffs. Do they fingerprint the spics or anything when they self-deport? >>540455138That's a crackbaby.
>>540455179dan tried to bore me to death
lf no one were outside, l'd think that complex in toledo looked too well-maintained to be a project
>>540455138Good find anon
Those keeds didn't seem too bothered about the totaled challenger
Oh, crikey, 'ere we see the rifle in its natural habitatAw, ain't she a beauty?Now that's why ya' gotta be careful reachin' undah cars like that
>>540455361yeah i made sandwiches while the woman was driving
>something finally happens>"LETS GET IN A BREAK"
>>540455361The top 1/3 doesn't look 170
>>540455445she's shaped like pic related
>>540455354I don't think anything gets checked when you leave the US. You only have to deal with the country you're going into. At least that's how it was going into canada 20 years ago
>>540455429The last half hour is hardly worth watching. Break literally every 4 minutes. So retarded.
>>540455481I can't save her
>>540455484Wow. No wonder all those Somali niggers make it back with millions of our tax dollars so easily.
>>540455445she's a shape shifter
Is Curtis kicked off the show? I like him better than this other black guy.
>si>mucho modelo
There's a weird fly or bug on the floor of the 4 patriots advertisement when he's standing beside the closet. Sadly, I don't have a screenshot What's even more sad is that it's more interesting than whatever dan is showing
Fat beaner doesn't even offer the officer a cervaza
>>540455554>>540455556off by onealso>spanglish in progresslel
>>540455594Is it legal to drink and drive in Mexico or something? I thought slavs and Irish were the biggest drunks but I've changed my mind.
>>540455651No. But you can just pay off the cop.
>>540455445Fucking lol. There's really no better genre of comedy than fat chicks going from elation to injury in a split second.
>>540455599>What's even more sad is that it's more interesting than whatever dan is showingchecked and based
>>540455708this is a fat dude but close enough
>muh ad Illegals>muh adMore illegals
>>540455716Saved. Thank you anon.
>>540455739Holy fuck! Got a webm/sauce?
>>540455739oh whoops thought that was a webm
Jesus Christ, get a fucking grip lady
>>540455850Nah Carlie carr is a cunt
>>540455889Yes, Carr is a cunt, but the girlfriend is a bitch who's bawling like he's going to the electric chair or somethingTwo things can be true
>>540455889Yes. She can't possibly have any friends; she's so incredibly unpleasant.
10 departments and that's all dan could do with it?
>>540455817maybe here if you allow ads?https://www.marca.com/futbol/2022/03/28/tyre-sampson-dies-in-an-accident-at-a-theme-park-he-fell-from-worlds-tallest-free-standing-drop-to-video.html
>>540445821epstein
>>540455967Yeah, tonight was a 3/10. Thanks for making it more interesting than it should have been, anons. See y'all next weekend for OPL: Days of Doggo special. (or not, w/e)
I missed the first hour, is it worth it to watch?>holy shit is this a dog meat butcher?
>>540456035Hmm.. I'll see if I can yt-dlp it or something. Thanks anon.
>>540456120>>holy shit is this a dog meat butcher?you decide
>>540456236No, looks like an unlicensed kennel because they're all the same breed. >Dog meat suppliers use mutts
>>540455817
>>540456480based anon. a shame 4chan won't let you post the audio. the high tech sound of the machines hydraulics slowing its descent followed by the dull beefy thud of a 400lbs gorilla hitting the pavement.
