It's not too much to ask, you can easily comply with this condition. As a reward you receive my promises.
>>540447620Nice dress fag
>>540447953thanks, borrowed the look from my good mate, Klaus Schwab
>>540447620https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrhzdgLzpXw
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>>540448220Based and BMSSpilled
>>540447620Counter proposal. I will believe in you if you believe in me above yourself.
>>540448322Sorry mate, you don't impose conditions, only I do, because I say so
>>540448095You're missing the wide brim summer hat
>>540449382you're going too far, this would be sacrilege.
>>540449805Maybe a splendid parasol!
>>540447620>As a reward you receive my promises.What's yer offer?
>>540447620>fireman knocks on your door>"ANON THE BUILDING IS ON FIRE! COME WITH ME!">respond "huh? why do I have to come with you? how do I know for sure my house is on fire?">"If you stay in there you will die.">"suuuuure lol like you know that."
>>540450923who is the 'Fireman' in your story?
>>540450888You submit to me, for this I will grant you promises. That's the deal, fair?
>>540451349What are the promises specifically?
>>540448263Jesus is not the Father.
>>540451414the promise is that when you die and didn't submit to me you go to hell - eternal damnation
>>540451484Christians worship 2 gods then.thanks for confirming polytheism
>>540447620State the promises, exactly. Does it include persecution, pain and suffering?
>>540451217don't be facetious
>>540451685yes, exactly those things if you don't believe in a man-god
>>540451776ohh, im so sorry Mr Fireman that I dont take your shit story seriously
>>540451617>the promise is that when you die and didn't submit to me you go to hellWhat if I do submit?
>>540447620I rather curse you and eat Beaver Nuggets!Also delicious brisket!
>>540451934Mel will do you
>>540451934then you're a man-worshipperalso a slave (only slaves submit)
>>540452235>also a slave (only slaves submit)petulant child mindset.If God is real, created us, blessed us, and offers us eternal salvation then you'd have to be retarded to disrespect him.>Noooo! I don't want to go to bed yet! I don't care if it's a school night! I want to do what I want!>Nooo! I don't want to repent of my sins and change my ways! I don't care if my eternal soul is at risk!
>>540453483you're petulantly confusing man-worship for God worship. I've stated:>then you're a man-worshipperalso a slave (only slaves submit)But of course you didn't copy the man-worship part, as you pretend it doesn't apply to you.Get it through your thick skull that submission to Jesus is a submission to a man (only famous for being dead)
>>540447620Looks like Anal Schwab
>>540454708yes, both him and yeshu were just power-tripping.it's easy to ignore their threats
>>540454666Your weaponised stupidity is of nuclear calibre You'll be corrected and shamed soon enough faggot."If you have seen me you have seen the father"Jesus never told anyone to submitYOU WILL BOW however.
>>540454805Damned souls will kvetch all the way up to their second death Literally faggots
>>540454847you can not refute me, so you call me names.Your concession is acceptable.You will bow to corpse, it's ok for someone like you.I bow to no man, ever
>>540447620Wrong. It's not enough to say "I believe! I believe" to please God. You must do his bidding, that his love Him and your kin.>(or else)Or else you'll go to Hell. Imagine you're completely drunk and try to enter a night club. Naturally, the bouncer tells you to bug off. So you fail. Is it the bouncer's fault (he's doing his job)? Is it the owner's fault (he dont want troubles in his club)? Or is it your fault? Na, it can't be your fault because you're an arrogant POS
>>540447620i promise to take a shit on your FUCKING tits
>>540447620>It's not too much to askIt is
>>540451955im 42 years old, i've never been to a buccees. i wear this as a badge of honor. I have absolutely no connection to this world. I have no idea what is going on in this world anymore. Nothing anyone says or does makes any sense to me. I am 100% positive you are all actual demons. A NIGGER TAKES A SHIT ON YM DICK AND MY TITS FUCKIGN PUKE!
>>540451484It depends on which of the 45k flavors you subscribe too.
>>540455269IM ABOUT TO TAKE AN actual SHIToh you son of a fuckign bitch,. of you fucking mother funking son of a bitch
>>540455330man my generation is going down the toilet
>>540451876You should take the fireman’s story seriously - who do you think started the fire?
>>540455218>to please GodYou want to please God by believing in a certain dead man? That is the opposite of pleasing God
>>540455218you are saved by faith and not by acts. profess with your mouth and believe with your heart that Jesus Christ is your Lord and savoir. That he died for your sins. And that he was a resurrected from the dead 3 days later. These are the requirements for salvation.
>>540455487is this the type of fire that only jesus can see, but no one else? what if he's full of shit
>>540447620Accurate depiction of non-Gnostic Jesus
>>540450923That is the Buddhist doctrine of "expedient devices" from The Diamond Sutra
>>540455614no dead man worship for me, thank you.but someone like you can believe in Yeshu or Flying Spaghetti Monster, I'm indifferent to it.Free choice.But not necessary freedom from consequences (of corpse worship).
>>540455762i used to be like you too. but then i stopped being closed minded, adn realized that the stuff I was learning on places like here, was the same stuff the bible had been talking about 2,000 years ago. And in the case of the old testament, even longer. Molech, child sacrifice, how the elites eventually corrupted the world, everything. It's all in the bible. If you came to this board in earnest, looking for truth and knowledge (path of light after all), you will find every single thing you are looking for in the Bible. 100%
>>540456050>everything. It's all in the bible.and so is magic foreskin blood scaring away God.
>>540455762Yes, Rabbi.
>>540451484I thought jesus was god made flesh? Or are you saying christianity is polytheistic?
>>540456156>rabbiYou mean what jesus was called in the bible by his apostles, over 20 times?
>>540447620Actually believing Him means a modest and ascetic lifestyle that the majority of people couldn't handle.
>>540456208>Or are you saying christianity is polytheistic?Wasn't there a heresy that suggested that once?
>>540456293Ugh! What is it?
>>540456359Including his so-called church.
>>540453483your kike god made niggers. what a fucking joke
>>540456315this way of thinking totally neglects the fact that God is your Lord. He created all. Without him you wouldn't even exist. You should be grateful he gave you freewill at all. He can do whatever he wants. He doesn't answer to you, or any human. You are his. He may do with you as he likes. You will eventually reach a point where hearing stuff like this doesn't sound like a threat. It sounds good, and comforting. Because he is your master. And he is the only thing tha tamtters.i still bitch sometimes too though.
>>540456504are you ok with god creating nigger? like what the fuck was he thinking??
>>540451484If Jesus is not the father then christians are pagan. What a plot twist.
>>540456360Do you want to tell me what happened?
>>540456360Both are henotheistic but it doesn't matter. It would seem that you learned not to worship a man as a god. That's what got you and you know what in trouble.
>>540456540the only thing wrong with black people is the massive criminal element of them in this country. There is nothing wrong with blacks elsewhere. They run shit into the ground typically, but it doesn't really matter. Let them live their life. They literally have their entire own section of the world. The black problem in the United Staes is God's direct judgement against the Whiteman, and this country in general, for slavery. We should never have owned human beings. Like, in what world does that sound right? So, in a shining display of God's divine righteousness, he uses that horrible event, as a means of escape for all those people who were originally taken as slaves. Their descendants now live as free men, in a much better part of the world. The greatest nation on Earth. So for them it was a net positive. For us. No. That is some USS Indianapolis levels of divine judgement. And that is a very deliberate analogy. I am white and i am american. I very much support America in WW2. And white people in general. My grandpa is evne my hero, and he himself bombed hte fuck out fo germany and france more than 30 times before getting shot down and taken prisoner. So I fully support all that stuff.But the nuke thing was pretty fucked up desu. And I kind of wonder if the sinking of the USS Indianapolis was some kind of divine act.Same with the black situation in America. It's like God sinking the USS Indianapolis. Chastisement. This isn't all blacks. Just niggers. But, in my experience, they have all become one. I am speaking form 3 years of non-stop harassment, and endless criminal activity committed against me by endless blacks. Literal gang members. I even have hteir names. JuJu, Achilles. 800 street Jefferson Killers, Evansville Indiana. fuck all you mother fuckers. poison me? poison my family? suck my dick and die.
>>540456964i also meant to point out that it is sort of similar to the story of Joeseph, or the Jews in Egypt in general. It probably really is biblical. A new book will one day probably be written. Upon his return. These are the stories that will be told. America plays a huge role in it all. The bible is basically hte same story being told over and over again in different ways, and so is every single thing in our entire observable universe.
>>540447620Why should I believe in Asmongold?
>>540456964i love exposing christkikes for the nigger lovers they are
>>540456050>i used to be like you too. but then i stopped being closed mindedspare me your imputations>Molech, child sacrifice, how the elites eventually corrupted the world, everythingClean example of 'Whataboutism'. This is not relevant to your man-worship problem. You think that this is a credible excuse?I already told you it's your choice. You need to have a last word as you deeply need any validation that your beliefs are not wrong.That's where the 'consequences' of your choice kick in. I made this thread and make a joke out of your beliefs and your zombie idol. Of the very core, the central figure of your faith is a joke and you can't do anything about it.But me, I'm immune to such humiliation, how can you possibly make fun of my God?
>>540457911She's back. No more games.That's your choice, beautiful.
>>540447620Who tf is that schwabby schizo clone?
>>540459929it's this guy who did this one thing and does sutff. he has a name with letters in it
>>540447620>I just need you to believe in me (or else)Actually, he says you can choose to live your life how you want. Love can't be forced. You're free to reject him and be separated from him for eternity.
>>540447620imagine worshiping some brown kike from 2 thousand years ago lmao. couldn't be me.
>>540461014>really? where does he say that it’s totally ok to ignore him, at no consequences at all?
>>540455269Yes, I agree. It sounds so innocent, just believe But it takes away your free choice, makes you a spiritual slave
