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RFK Jr. got Mitch off the diet of toxic seed oils which had poisoned him, and replaced it with a diet of grass-fed beef tallow instead. Now Mitch is doing things you wouldn't even believe. He'll be back in congress passing legislation again before you know it.
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>>540453333
Is that real? Did Mitch actually do a one finger pushup with his wife on his back?
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>>540453665
you put a 5 yo boy in front of mitch and he will do anything.
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>>540453333
Checked. To Mitch's health!
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Schrodinger's Turtle
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I miss our turtle...
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>>540454960
>>540455929
He's a real trooper.
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>>540453333
He also had bibi spotting him on bench
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>>540453333
before his recovery nobody knew who he was
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>>540453665
yes

mitch and i have bene doing a lot of push ups lately. my last name is mitchell, and sometimes people call me mitch, so we call ourselves the Mitchell Guys Push Up Bro Power Hour Team.

Here is what we do.

>We strip completely completely naked (non sexual)
>the oiling begins (sexual)
>every nook, cranny, and crevice is slathered in 100% pure mineral oil
>who are you quoting
>our foreskins are pulled back, the smega is chiseled, removed, and harvested. To be used at a later date in an undisclosed location in a classified manner
>eye contact is maintained throughout
>we enter the push position (non sexual)
>time to get to work
>we begin int he up position, head up
>our backs are STRAIGHT
>up and down we go
>our muscles and friendship grow as one
>(it becomes sexual again)
>we begin to do no handsies (pure boner push ups, no hands)
>as we approach the end of our set we both climax
>the force of hte ejaculation causes our bodies to lift off hte floor
>we spiral with delight
>we shower and dress
>not a word is said. one doesn't need to be.

this is how mitch hurt himself recently. im telling all.
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>>540456196
I've never seen such an energetic elderly man
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>>540456442
just living life to the fullest!
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Trumps is still in better shape
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>>540456591
wow, what an adonis. is this real?

what if trump got swole for real? Like one day he came out, adn he was just swole af. and started throwing chairs at reporters and like lifted one over his head and tore them half. And hten just stomped around in circles screaming in a complete rage.

what would you do? would you text somebody you know and talk to them about it? HOW WOULD THIS EFFECT YOU?
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>>540453333
Hmm, never noticed his five inch long forearm before...
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>>540456196
damn he's got that
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>>540453333
Why did his chink wife try to kill him? Insurance money?
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>>540456591
GOD BLESS TRUMP
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>>540457257
You need to watch less wrestling
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>>540453665
he can beat you in a fight
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>>540457620
im mitch McConnel and i approve this message
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>>540453333
Lmao
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>>540456196
Wtf how did he do that?
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>>540456196
His wife is a ninja
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>>540457482
this will get leftists behind him



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