tell me your secrets, we know them anyways
>>540457578hi cia bro can you boost my twitch stream I'm desperatly trying to get partner but dumb faggots don't care.
Whats my favorite star constilation?Dunno that one huh wishy washy glowie?
I know that you're a divorced alcoholic who is hated by his own children. You're a scum, and I agree with your children and with their stepdad.
>>540457707orion. the veins in my right hand evne make out the constellation, and i was conceived on the ground in the woods during a hunting trip. hunting makes me feel really good too and i miss it
>>540457578I secretly am not really a Nazi, but I pretend to be one just to fit in on this website.
>>540457578The real secret is that you’re all annoying pussy faggets and traitors to AmericaGo eat shit and move to China now fag
>>540457656Get a job you lazy faggot
>>540457578You look like a Mormon. I don't care for Mormons. Your god is literally named Moron-i. Because you're morons. That's what Joseph Smith thought of you. Mormons are morons.
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>>540457794>>540457794you can keep the children. they fucking suck and im through with them. The one, i think it's a boy, he's so fucking annoying. All he ever wants to do is eat food. I'm over it. I got shit to do anyways. I need your secrets.Give me your secrets. All I want are your secrets. Please give me your secrets. Secrets are why I got into this biz.
>>540457578I shot a prisoner in Iraq in the back in Iraq who tried to run after stabbing me in the leg. He was unarmed because I had the knife. But I was there this time as a foreign volunteer with the Kurdish Peshmerga and Dwekh Nawsha during the ISIS conflict and you can't do shit. Faggots
i will tell you a secret firstim actually a real robot. im made out of robot stuff. and i even talk like a robot. I have an extension cord, and blue tooth. there i am, i've borne you my soul. now spread yourself open for me in exchange. spill hte beans. what aare your secrets? IM THE CIA. YOUR UNDER FUCKING ARREST! GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING SECRETS YOU FAGGOT FUCK!book em dan-o
>>540458206based and red pilled. killing isis is like killing a cockroach for real. you did the world a favor. but we already knew about that one, we literally paid you.
>>540457578https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T501LHx0R_Q
>>540458267I was pretty pissed off from my ZOGbot days about fighting proxy wars for Israel and then ISIS showed up and I kept up with one of my old interpreters and he got me linked up with the Dwekh Nawsha (Assyrian Christian militia) when I heard about them killing Christians and then ended up in a couple of Kurdish units. Don't have any particular love for the Kurds but I got to kill Muslims legally
>>540458729i feel you. god doesn't want me killing people. i would like to do some shit like that though. Medic, language school and terp, something like that. But, man, i don't see how it'd be possible without eventually getting into a situation where i'd have to hurt someone, and God legit doesn't want me to do it. My entire life, he has saved me from having to kill anybody. Marines, night I went to prison, prison, now. He finds a way to make it work for me without having to make actual compromises on the things that matter for whatever reason I'm here for. But I really feel compelled to help people, and I don't know how else to help, or even get put into a position to potentially help, without hooking up with some shit like that. I want to help the people that actually need it. Not the fucking trash i see here. I want to help the Christians that need the help. The ones that won't bite at the hand reaching out to help them. I want to find people worth giving a shit about again. I have been trying relentlessly for 3 years with little to no success. nothing but resistance at every level of this world. the devil will not fucking win.
>>540457578It is illegal for the CIA to spy on US citizens.I have reported you to the FBI.
>>540457807Wrong!It's LyraNow you know.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nqy3BPfIwP4&list
>>540457578Director rat clit
>>540459864jokes on you, the fbi told me all their secrets and now they are my friend
>>540458206Good goy
>>540457656contact nightmedia and tell them you love to blow cum bubbles out of your ass
>>540457578I've already established contact with the seventh archon. You're screwed.
>>540461248ur comment has been documented
>>540457578I put NSA back doors in every Chinese computer ever made. The NSA knows where Xi Jinping poops and where his daughter took her piano lessons.
>>540457578Tell me something about me that only I would know that also wouldn't tell straight away who I am.
>>540457578im a femanon
>>540457578im talking to a nigger
>>540457869yeah me too KEKI think some of the unnecessary racism on /pol/ is really unfair, when an Iraeli posts, against Muslims and Chinese and Latinos.I think they took it too far.I have friends from other races.
>>540457578no way the guy in OP is a real human being
