This is the first time I’ve seen a politician publicly admit that he likes to play video games.>Why can’t any politician ask Gabe to release Half-Life 3?That said, if Count Binface actually wins the election, what kind of policies would he implement?
Sega owns the IP but they didnt develop or publish the third game, they are not interested.Even joke politicians are crooked liars
>>540465360>a politicianCount binface is paid to be a pressure relief valve so we don't start actually hanging the corrupt bureaucrats ruining our country. If count binface got elected he'd do exactly the same thing as any of the other cunts, because he's manufactured to support the status quo. 20 years ago he was kind of funny. But now? In the face of grooming scandal coverups and roving rape gangs? Either he's a paid actor or painfully out of touch.
>>540465738you wouldn't do shit anyways timmy sybau and die for israel
Isn't Shenmue just over, I haven't played 3 because it looked a bit shit but I thought you just beat Lan Di in his temple and fucked off at the end
>>540465738I know you're right, but Shenmue? That's some truly impeccable taste. I have to give credit where it's due.
>>540465360Just in time for gta 6 and Playstation to introduce communism
>>540465360Come on Binface, Shenmue was garbage.
>>540465360pure reddit. the guy failed to get hired to write My Nan's a Toaster stories for Charlie Brooker and so takes his reddit posts to the outisde world. i hope he wins so he has to go to parliament without his bin and everyone can see his rat face in the House of Commons and he gets a little media title, >Jon >Leader, Count Binface Partywhat a loser.
>>540465841No, it’s supposed to be like a 14 game series and the director was too arrogant to realize he wasn’t going to make 14 games so it just ends in a place where nothing happened.
Shenmue 2 was fucking gay. What the fuck is wrong with weebs
>>540465738Binface will make you spend Saturday mornings cleaning up after niggers; like environmental day in Rwanda
>>540465738And that might be in your favour if even the joke option is nothing but the same shit mongrel you get people might lose faith in the shitocracy completely and actually revolt. Even tho the chances are low 10% is still better than 0, no?
Oldfag here, I played the original Shenmue on a Dreamcast. It was more of a tech demo than anything. The game itself felt like a lot of wasted potential.
>>540466125Non participation is the beta uprising. It started a long time ago: cf neets, incels, college enrollments
>>540465738Communism? Fascism? Capitalism? Nah, your ideology is cynicism.
>>540466459Cynicism, from canis, knowing who your friends are. Why can't Timmies understand that Diogenes did nothing wrong
>>540465360Id rather play heroes of might and magic 3 for 2 days off and on. Kys nigger
>>540465360>Jokingly >Poking funThey're afraid.
>>540466217>I played the original ShenmueI never played it, but isn't Shenmue basically the spiritual predecessor to all the Yakuza games and way inferior by now?
>>540466581No one knows anything about diogenes because none of his writing survived. All you have is a couple of lines from Laertius written well after he died. Redditors love him though because he's :D so funneh!
>>540466715It was the brainchild of the guy who made Virtua Fighter. You could tell playing the game he was aiming for the sky but he was far too ambitious and all the things he visioned were just unrealistic.
>>540465360The fact he's propped up by mainstream media tells you everything about this cringe ass redditor
>>540466742>Sola scripturaAh a golem, who has read his study guide; but never met an Athenian patrician with passed down oral traditions. Absolutely parochial
Sega could design a console with apple chipsets inside and save video games.
https://youtu.be/AhsqbbqXkWMwhat can you tell me about the four wude?and furthermore...would you like to try a game of lucky hit?
>>540466217i played it on release in november 2000, there was nothing else quite like it at the time. of course it felt underbaked but like the other anon said, that's because it was far too ambitious for what was currently possible with video games. to brush it off as a failed experiment or wasted potential i think is overly cynical, it was extremely novel for that era, a totally unique experience in video games and i really enjoyed it. never played shenmue 3 though.
damn this thread is making me nostalgic for dreamcast. i played so much phantasy star online bros. all of 2001 and 2002 was just dedicated to pso and pso v2 on dreamcast. good times.
>>540465841I thought it looked shit to. I guess it had no chance to look like the Dreamcast games but I thought it should have attempted to emulate that look instead. It was made because very few fans had nostalgia for it anyways.
