is that MAGA?
>>540468830He asked laughing after having lopped his dick off a week ago
>>540468830There are no white man left in America,
>>540468830a man denied his gaming laptop.
>>540468890wrong. I am here
whatever helps bro. maybe indians are onto something and smearing your head with pee pee and poo poo makes the hairline grow back
>>540468830Styxhexenhammer666 is obsessed with free gaming laptops and devising schemes to fool people into sending him enormous donations and weekly tithes for his "Salvation Laptop Fund" which he uses to buy more expensive gaming laptops. He's running a big scam operation to fool all of you into sending him your life savings to buy yourself a place on his so-called "Salvation Laptop". In reality Styx will just type your name onto a list which he saves as a Word document on his "magical" laptop, that's your "place of salvation". He will then use your money to buy himself even more expensive gaming laptops that he'll play on his luxury yacht and private jet while plotting to rule the world through his laptop scam.Styx Laptop pledge drive:https://archive.org/details/youtube-xQNVgo5h-D4>Petition to make Styx get a jobhttps://web.archive.org/web/20191218064242/https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-styxhexenhammer666-get-job▶ Styx boasts about his "tech skills" but doesn't know how to transfer the data from his HDD▶ Keeps replacing his microphones because the volume is always terrible (he doesn't know how to adjust it)▶ He fails to properly install his Logitech peripherals on his other laptop and thinks they don't work simply because his other laptop is "too old" to work with Logitech software
>>540468830All of this is a ploy to lead up to a gofundme to prevent his suicide he wants to spend on a new gaming laptop.Its crystal clear he's pretending to be dishevelled and insane
>>540468830No his ex girlfriend knocked him out then beat the shit out of him and knock his teeth out. He is slowly dying of a brain injury because of that bitch.
>>540468830Is he still playing WoW classic?
>>540469668Kek. Like the larp from dumb and dumber.
>>540469650lolollol
>>540469684Yeah, she's a meanie.
>>540468830OH NON NO NO NO NO
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>>540473717It's extremely sad to see the effects of demonology.
>>540469684he was already like this for about a yr before that
>>540468830I used to be a nice-looking gentleman, but then I got on the Trump Train and basically I look like this now.
