Why are burritos so fucking expensive?
>>540476571A better question is why aren't you selling burritos?
>>540476571Burrito was destroyed, I'm filing for a refund.
>>540476571>grilled meat is expensivewow that’s news
>>540476631factories can make them for .30 ea with a machine. why hasn't someone made a portable version like a food truck vending machine??I've seen pizza versions in Japan. why can't we replace the chipotle bullshit with a vending machine? you'd make a KILLING
>>540476811retard
because they are performative
>>540476571why won't you learn how to fucking cook, instead of paying illegals to spit in the cold food they bring it to your lazy ass?Make oatmeal and stop whining.
>>540476571Door dash and all that shit is bullshit you got a car just fuckin drive over there and get it
>>540476849really though, what is the bottleneck? refill it with fresh ingredients and save on the cost of the entire building since no one sits down anyway.Grab N Go burrito truck. it's such a repetitive operation, surely it could be automated.
>>540476571if you subscribe to the pro membership you'll save 50% on the service fee.
>>540476849Nobody buys factory burritos you dumb retard
>>540476571A better question that actually gets to the root of the problem is why are zoomers so poor, stupid, and gay?
>>540476927>Squirts out a shit longer than himselfWhere did that little guy keep it all?
Nigga how the fuck is you gonna rent a burrito? Are you gonna give it back?
>>540476631Are you genuinely asking or are you just posting cliche cuckservatives claptrap?
>>540477103If you don't make your burrito payments you will be labeled a bad parent and Carl's Jr. will take your children away from you.
>>540477317I was being facetious. I know why you're not selling burritos. You need a bossman telling you what to do to be productive.
>>540477317It's a pretty good question. Burritos aren't like a steel mill or something. I can't realistically start a steel foundry but millions of people do start restaurants, it's like the #1 independent business. If you think they are too expensive just start a restaurant and sell them for cheaper.
>>540477582It's the #1 business that goes bankrupt>>540477460>my whole ideology is bumper sticker zingersThis is why conservatism is the politics of the nursing home
>25.80 for a single fucking burritowhat country are we in? you shouldn't be paying more than $10 for a burrito and that's pushing it.
What's wrong with making meals at home?
>>540476571My wife made me breakfast this morning, asked if I wanted a breakfast burrito or bowl. I told her we don't have Musk money, put it in a bowl.>she's still looking at me like I've lost my shit>was tasty tho
>>540477876>bumper stickers Lol, what in the fuck is your retarded ass even talking about? Is this what you do whenever you get btfo? Just say retarded shit that in no way relates to anything?>muh conservative >muh conservative Lmao, you ignorant bitch. All I did was suggest you get off your ass and do something yourself, and you're nigger monkey retarded self starts crying about conservatives? Don't worry, retard anon, I promise the big bad conservative won't come get you and make you not be a worthless retard.
>>540476571big burrito cartel
>>540477876>It's the #1 business that goes bankruptMostly because bad ideas, your idea that burritos are too expensive surely isn't one though?
>>540478035Homes, like the thing boomers and blackrock have? Maybe I’ll just go make a farm too I heard mcdonalds is hiring, what other cool advice do you have. Maybe I should go start my own business and build my own home and shit too?
>>540477582I don't know what it is like in Eurostan but here restaurants fail half the time within 5 years. Any business really fails half the time by 5 years in this country.If you want to pull the food truck card 60% of those fail within 3 years.These facts are why there is a business around teach others how to start businesses and cloud based software that try to automate things for business. Ironically those two things are causing the rate of failure to increase. But it does allow me to get a variety of items at good discount prices.
>>540476571for $40 bucks I can make a shitload of my own burritos and buy a cheap bottle of vodka
>>540476571Who's still selling fucking burritos I thought Trump deported them all?
>>540476631Hmm, never thought of it like that. Quesotion though, how do I fold the tortilla?
>>540478474this is economic terrorismwhat about the GDP
>>540478433>I don't know what it is like in Eurostan but here restaurants fail half the time within 5 years. Any business really fails half the time by 5 years in this country.And? Small restaurants don't fail because some magical force is making them go bankrupt as much as jewish magicians may want that to be true, they fail because their operators are retards and serve bad food at bad prices. If your theory about burritos is correct then your business won't fail, it will of course fail if it is not correct but that's to be expected.
>>540478433>restaurants fail half the time within 5 yearsWhat you need to understand is that half of all people are retarded. Restaurants aren't really hard businesses, you just have lot's of idiots trying it. I opened a restaurant about 12 years ago and it runs along fine.
>>540478768they fail because running a small business is America means in reality the "owner" is working for the bank and government (taxes). It's mainly a facade for rich kids and wives to larp as entrepreneurs and go ve them something to do.
>>540476571Picrel is less money, for way more food. Skill issue. If you doordash a fucking burrito you're retarded & NGMI
>>540476571>Why are burritos so fucking expensive?Because society has devolved into having an illegal Indian immigrant act as a personal taxi for their burrito. Fat Americans would rather pay a 70% premium for a robot or Brapreet Florshieet to bring them food than bicycle or drive to it.A basic chicken burrito at Chipotle will fill you up and is only like $11 after tax without all the bs add ons. You don't need to add the $2 seasonal sauce, the $3.50 guac, the $3 queso and $4.99 chips and salsa.
>>540476571Those are specially made burritos, with special ingredients... you see, these burritos are made with cooked and partially digested ingredients. These burritos are intended for rectal consumption only. Recently it was discovered that episode "Red Hot Catholic Love" of South Park, aired on July 3, 2002 was based in fact. Eating with ones butt and pooping from the mouth is far healthier and cuts rates of digestive tract cancers by 94%.These burritos are made for your bum and their ingredients are very pricey, due to the high cost of production.
>>540476571Because retarded goyim catte are willing to pay for it.They gotta have their yummy yummy ethnic slop.
>>540479700People like you make us seem crazy.Your views are slop.
>>5404781911/10, too much seethe >>540478290Idea? It's a fact
>>540479941Reread the post you just made above mine and learn to have a little bit of self awareness, you dumb nigger.
>>540478768I guess it is more doing what you are good at. If you want to work nearly every day and spend major holidays or events working then you can do well. I can cook good food but I do not have enough faith in myself being consistent at it or being able to stand up against jews trying to take down my business because I am taking business from them. So it makes more sense for me to just keep working my normal job where I am key to the business running which lets me get an outrageous salary which lets me put money into the infinite money machine of the stock market.
>>540480043(Mine posts are intentional, you humorless fool)
>>540476571What's with all the talk about the price of burritos the last couple of days?
>>540480328Kill yourself.
>>540478386Just go to house store and buy you a house, anon. I don't see what the big fucking deal is? Even a baby can do it.
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>>540478035Was pasta really that white back then? Why's it yellow now?
>>540476631HUmanoid robots could have been doing this for the last 20 years if we actually stopped importing cheap labour and crying about muh birth rates
>>540480189>want to work nearly every day and spend major holidaysThis is bullshit. How often do you go to a restaurant and meet the owner?>be me >have piece of property that the county rezones to commercial >have to build something on it>build restaurant and bar>know nothing about restaurants or bars>have enough common sense to realize selling 30 mediocre items is retarded>focus on making a few simple items the best they can be>make drinks strong instead of ripping people off>hire workers>show them how to make the few simple items really well>hire manager>fuck off and collect my money while neeting I was there a lot the first two years, but after that it just rolls on without me. It's been 12 years now, I've gone months without even going by there before. I feel sure if I die right now it'll be open tomorrow. It's not rocket science, but somehow people still fuck it up.
>>540476810It's rent a burrito.You can only borrow it, if it's destroyed then you're responsible for any of the damages.
