How's that Sunday morning coffee? When you go to bed tonight make sure to set your alarm mr. Shecklegrubber needs you in the office 8am SHARP. How am I doing you ask? I tried to get snap/EBT benefits and they told me there's work requirements now so I told them to fuck off. I may never work again.
terrific thread anon. try not to kys
>>540477598Kek
>>540477598in 2019 these threads had alot to do with me quitting my job. then covid hit and ive never looked back. been a NEET ever since. thank you OP
>>540478090Anyone on this board who isnt a neet is a government agent.
>>540478090based burdenmaxxer>who will pay taxes?not anon!
>>540477598You lazy dicks start your day at 8am?
>>540477598Based thread. >>540477820Go to work.
Got banned from /biz/?
>>540478152>I get to work earlier than thatLmao, let me guess you're slaving away by 5am?
>>540477598noob to neeting I see the hack is - have a kid wife is on WIC, we both have SNAP & excused from work requirement due to being a parent to a small child. good luck
>>540478152Government agent ^^^^^Probably Mike Johnson
>>540478126Holy fuck, the autism of it all
>>540477598This seems very important. Tell us more.
>>540478254I CANNOT BREED
>>540478254I'm just going to say I volunteer to clean up my road and it takes me 40 hrs every two weeks. I already got my neighbors to sign off on it. I formed a NEET cleanup brigade. We plan on really just playing vidya and maybe pick up about three cans.
>>540478254Lolz that kid wont stay young forever nigger loser.
>>540478421Just start your own volunteer service.
>>540478484I volunteer not to do that.
>>540478484Oh sure.That'll do it, better be in some nigger filled lefty state.
>>54047842114 years is plenty of time, and will have more kids to reset the clock, then collect SS haha
>>540478137That's right. I don't give a fuck if I'm 50, 60, 70, and they're 80, 90, 100; they made me, so they get to deal with me. Lick my entire dick
>>540478585I hope you die painfully you drain on society.
>>540478563It will work. All they say is they need a written document saying you volunteer. They don't have the resources to check. They can barely even monitor all the Mexicans on welfare.
>>540478585>then collect SS hahaLmao this nigger thinks there will be SS in 14 yearsEveryone laugh at this retard.
>>540478152I start my day at 10pm faggot, problem?
>>540478610Another drain on society loser.
>>540478713And if they do and you go to jail for fraud?
>>540478764Jail? Lol. Then everything would be free. Even vidya
>>540478730Imagine being a Society™®© fan in the Big '26. Couldn't be me. shalom faggot nigger foid
>>540478809>the Big '26It's 11CY, get with the pogrom
>>540478880>of by 8Well isn't that just great
>>540478764I'm starting a real cleanup volunteer service. How are they going to prove I don't do it?
>>540478803So would you eating shit food and your prison rape by tyrone.
>>540478717they said it would be gone when I was a kid, still there. gen x is just gunna boomer it and bleed everything else first. It’ll be fine.
>>540478904Because you're a lazy fucking bum.
I'll be volunteering at my own non profit. Mike Johnson cant touch me. I get Gibs and other Fren get Gibs. Win win for the Fren community. We'll wave to you at 5am on your way to work after our 12 hr all night vidya and weed smoking party
>>540478687what’s better for society? More white children or your worthless job?
I'm on food stamps and temp disability :)
>>540479071Lolz both you waste of the finite amount of baryonic matter.You're just another ebt nigger,congrats.
>>540478994Mike Johnson presented a challenge. I ACCEPT. If they want to work as hard as possible to spend all of the U.S. money on Israel and importing meets for Elon. I will work hard at volunteering for my own volunteer service and maintaining meticulous records. Keeping EBT and SNAP as well as Medicaid is my life's goal. So I can continue playing Novus Awakening 14hrs a day. Walmart delivers EBT TENDIES AND DEW NOW. Soon I will be diabetic and can get permanent Gibs.
>>540477598I don't drink coffee since I'm not a yank.And work starts anywhere between 07:00-10:00 depending when I get into the office or usually just turn on the laptop from home since I only go into the office once or twice a week when boredI didn't ask how you were. However, I don't care to read how you are, either.
I feel like more and more people are resorting to NEETdom and it's wonderful
>wage slaved until 36 until house was paid off>switch to part time remote work job>not responsible for anything beyond 2400 dollars in taxes every year, water, lights, Internet, and food, everything fits within an 18 hour "work" week Holy shit I made it, now I can finally play video games for 40 years
>>540479223Tick tick wagie.. got to work in 18 hrs. Tomorrow I think I will lay in bed shitpostong for half the day, the second half probably jerkoff. Then play vidya. Full schedule is tiring but luckily I don't have to work the next day.
>>540479765And you wont own shit.Congrats at being a poor drain on everyone else.
>>540479253>Walmart delivers EBT TENDIES AND DEW NOW.Holy shit it's true kek. Fat piece of shit status: upgraded
>>540479867KThanks!
>>540479867Fuckin A right, nigger tax-cattle Goyim slave. Sleep tight
>>540478965It's still free and you pay for it. You are basically my cuck.
Wagies = slaves who want to work but don’t know why if not for family and survival NEETS = name similar to ants. They do nothing but wait to die and brag about it. More than likely is disabled by the universe or lies about it but really what’s the difference anyway look above. Mad Dreamers = works for what they want. The hardest path by far and most secretive. Understands the physical world is more important than the mental, digital, or spiritual worlds. Uses what the universe has give them. Gets there dreams and wants. Burns twice as bright more than likely to die younger
>>540477598You naturally assume that everyone else is as traumatised by the idea of being in society as you are. You only reveal your own fragile state of mind.
bumping this
>>540480599>I just heckin LOVE the absolute state of society!Lmao
Based and blessed thread.
>>540484840>posted at 11:11:11 Very blessed indeed.
>>540477598lmao based wagies are vermin
>>540485197without wagies, who funds our lavish life?
>>540477598I'm still waiting on my landlord to do a home invasion inspection to find out whether or not I'm going to be evicted. After that it's waiting for a phone call from my cancerous alcoholic single mother who always tries to demoralize me each weekend. Going back to work will be almost a relief and if all goes well by Friday I should have 100k saved again, which is a minor comfort while I drink myself to death.
>>540485341There will always be wagies. They will always work for pennies while giving nickles away to us.
>>540485485Typical
>>540484840Holy shit I'm comfy as fuck
Based
>>540477598Good afternoon fellow NEET king. Tomorrow I will getting 8 hours of sleep, life is good.
>>540479522Based, enjoy anon.
>>540485803Hell yeah
>>540477598RESPECT NEETS
>>540477598I'll never work
>>540485803Only 8?
worked a few years (can you believe it), hated it, and are NEET now, much better life this way
bumping
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