>More areas of UK likely to move into drought as fifth heatwave buildshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/articles/c9d8vwg0197o>Farage left 'horrified by very serious policing error' as Ann Widdecombe counter-terror detectives reopen their probe into bid to firebomb his homehttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16038949/Farage-left-horrified-policing-error-Ann-Widdecombe-murder-detectives-reopen-probe-bid-firebomb-home.html>London homeless 'zombie zone' so dangerous shop staff carry knives for protectionhttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2237459/london-homeless-zombie-zone-dangerous>Cambridge professors who hired Arday attacked ‘whiteness’ in educationhttps://archive.ph/aAOB8>AI push is putting banks at mercy of tech firms, warns Moody’shttps://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/aug/09/ai-push-banks-tech-firms-moodys-risks-financial-sector>Attempted murder arrest after car hits three pedestrians in Bristolhttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/bristol-car-crash-attempted-murder-b3029989.html>Nigel Farage v Count Binface: 10 key pledges by 'space warrior' battling Reform chief in Clacton by-electionhttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/nigel-farage-count-binface-pledges-manifesto-clacton-byelection-b1291482.html>Temperatures rise to 30C while Scotland hit by half a month’s rain in two dayshttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-08-09/temperatures-set-to-rise-on-sunday-as-uk-braces-for-next-heatwave>Andy Burnham failed to end rough sleeping as a mayor — can he succeed as prime minister?https://archive.ph/IeHY1
let's have none of the noncey AI shit this time
Don't forget, it' over. Reform are now struggling to beat Labour in the polls. >like it or not, people pay attention to polls>Reform was indefinitely at the top of the polls, even mainstream media began speaking as if the next PM would for sure be Farage>momentum obliterated by Restore larping and other infighting>most polls now show Reform either barely ahead of Labour, or below Labour>The tories are also starting to recover>anti-immigration and right-wing politics (whether sincerely held or not) were the platform on which the next government in the UK was going to be elected>for the first time in a century, the Labour vs Tories stalemate was going to be broken>right wing populism seen as something sweeping the UK>now, it's over. Reform are struggling to stay ahead of Labour, meaning that in a First Past the Post election they will absolutely lose.>it's over.>it's over.>it's over.At least 2016-2018 were fun
Andy Burnham seems a bit of a Cambridge Professor with all his small scale but big publicity changes but refusing to do anything big or talk about tax changes just mentioning Autumn maybe for an increase in personal alowance or maybe not. I think he hasn't got a clue and is panicking
>>540478153seeing that many white people makes me feel uneasy. the UK is supposed to be new new delhi by now.
Fucking hot again, bored of it
Indian tonight when I finish work>Vindaloo >Chips>Pilau rice>Onion bhajis and mint sauce>Poppadoms >Bombay potatoes
Any other Judeo-Christian values respecters in this thread?
>>540478472Filtered.
>>540478456It's migrants bringing the heat with them.
>>540478153What am I looking at?
>>540478456>>540478509So the solution to globalwarming is actually remigration?
>>540478369He never did.He's an incompetent city mayor the PLP boosted up in order to depose Starmer who was ruling them with an iron fist.The common man has no grasp of the antipathy for Starmer coming from within his own party.
>>540478509Everywhere you go, always take the weather with you.
>>540478509genuinely though what if all the increased traffic on the channel is actually somehow warming the environmentsomeone smarter than me needs to invent a reason for why that's true immediatelythen they need to sell it to the daily mail
>>540478483No such thing as a judeo christian, there's either Christians or jews.
>>540478655updated one-in-one-out deal:For every migrant that enters, one boomer gets put in a woodchipper, and one migrant is deported via trebuchet
>>540478504Too spicy for you, poof
>>540478515Barriers to stop trucks of peace being driven into people
>>540478153another hilarious jape by the underdog candidate
>>540478715>judeo christianwas originally used to describe jews who had converted to christianity, its current use as a legitimisation of jewry in the west is bullshit
>>540478738Part and parcel
>>540478788Needs a knife deposit box
>>540478567Worth a try
>>540478515How does he know what HD TV is?
Now the dust has settled, can we admit we were wrong to refuse an alliance with Mohammed Hijab?
>>540478892durka durka, muhamad jihad
>>540478826I thought they were called messianic Jews. I think most American Christians are Schofield Christians (goy cattle)
>>540478153>Islam caused thisExpect trouble on the 12th (wed). There's a partial eclipse and the Leonid meteor shower on the same night. Knowing how these brainwashed fuckwits think, it's not unreasonable to assume they will treat it as a sign from alan's snackbar that it's time for an uprising.And there's no way the military is prepared if they do:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9iFAZXpwfg
>>540478808Reform need to get in contact with Russia, Iran, or China to get some anti air equipment.
>>540478808>underdog candidate>establishment shitlibPick one.
>>540478892
Set Ireland freeUnited IrelandDown with the UK!https://files.catbox.moe/s48kyq.PNGWe want our own Irish Empire!We want our own Irish Saga!Ireland must have at least one moment in history for it!
>>540478851Well we've tried everything else. Cold showers for Putin an all that jazz.>>540478951I'll wear my lucky knuckle dusters.
>>540478951Take. Your. Meds.
>>540479016There was a lot of Irish in the army/navy during the empire
>>540478831
Oranges and lemons, Say the bells of St. Clement's. You owe me five farthings, Say the bells of St. Martin's. When will you pay me? Say the bells at Old Bailey.Now get out. And stay out.
my mother's having her half-yearly meltdown and talking about suicide again. fucking thing sucks.
Remember when a terrorist was stopped by a man with a narwhal tusk
>>540479107
>>540479053>suggesting dark age durka's doing durka things is sooo unreasonabeWe're going to put you in a fucking camp, Abdul.
>>540479130wasn't the man a murderer out on day release? i mean, what are we doing here?
>>540479131Ah, an invention.
>>540479130i do, and the lad who got killed had just written his thesis on why migrants good and racists bad. And then his cucked family doubled down on it.
>>540478574i kind of liked Starmer compared to Andy, not sure why. I guess this all means an early general election because he can't keep the facade up till 2029
>>540479131Burnham's not even memeable, at least we had wigger starmer
>>540479194he invented sodoku
>>540479194this guy looks weird as fuck in every photo. Is he an alien do you reckon?
>>540479194Arday invented Polish halal kebab (in West Brom)
>>540479183I'd like to see you stop a terrorist
so is rachel from accounts gone now?
>>540478951I don't think they need to do anything uprising, I think they just need to hold their course, no need for rash behaviour when the current strat is working perfectly
>>540479201I quite like the way the police (when they finally arrived), just pushed everybody out of the way and shot the fucker without a second thought.We need to go back to that way of thinking.
Remmeber Day of the Triffids that shit freaked me out
>>540478856He has one at home, for haram research and to protect others from haram
>>540479201Sacrifice his parents were willing to make
>>540479322>no need for rash behaviourHave you actually met any muslims?
>>540478153Those metal gates are a super convenient place to install facial recognition cameras.
>>540479425I'll be here on Thursday when absolutely nothing has happened
>>540479503my guess is that they have been placed there so that they can be redeployed super quick when they need to shut down whitehall and parliament when it all kicks off
>>540479388{thick Irish}Show no mercy.{thick Irish}
I don't understand, but isn't it common sense for a country to be self sufficient and to care for its own people? All the problems we have can be fixed by growing our own food, building more houses and infrastructure, deregulating all the nonsensical bullshit that puts a noose around our country, and producing abundant energy to support a strong and growing economy. What's so difficult? Life doesn't have to be painful and sufferable.
Based?
Why is josh posting cringe AI slop again
>>540479713>Jeff measure the pothole and found it doesn't meet specifications to be filled.jpg
>>540479503Don't worry. Those metal arches will soon become metal detectors without anybody even noticing.Eventually, there will be a knifecrime detector outside your front door for whenever you go out shopping.But only for the white folks, of course.>>540479607>captcha is a crescent that doesn't belong
>>540479713are you really suggesting we can just do things? someone alert the mods
>>540479814There's so much bureaucracy in this country that we can't do anything without incurring so much cost and time. It's a joke.
FUCK cleese is vibing rn
>>540479713We have to babysit third worlders because women might get sad if we don't.
I earn £1,950 after tax each month. Do you think I could afford to rent a 1 bed flat which costs £1,000 to rent with water rates included?I'm thinking:£1,000 rent£150 council tax£50 internet£50-150 electricWhich leaves £600 for food and petrol.
>>540479713Err.What if your country has little to no resources required for all that infrastructure and abundant energy?What if UK citizens want to eat bananas?We have to be an integrated World.Very few countries, if any, can fully provide everything they need.
>>540479713https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4Upf_B9RLQ
>>540479899thats not what i wanted to post...
>>540479745Definitely something be proud of, that.
>>540479194So many inventions happening in your country. You must be proud.
>>540479945Let's deal with Blair and Campbell first.
>>540479945See he posts stuff like this then has a melty when anyone mentions jews hindus and sikhs.
>>540479745It's remarkable how worthless the right actually is. What do they stand for exactly?
make the country a depressing shitholemake it simultaneously lawless and authoritarianmake it really lame
>>540479899>measure twice, cut oncethat IS a vibe tb h
>>540479931We don't have to provide everything for every single individual living in this country. We can provide the bare essentials like wheat, cows, pigs, and chicken and import the things that are either "nice to have" or difficult to grow like bananas.
>>540478339more votes for Restore, cheers Nige
>>540480092outed in the carpenter group chat
>>540480092that's why most people usually get their rabbi to do that for themit's tricky
>>540479745Farage not British confirmed???
>>540478153>Islam caused this
>>540479922Grim lad, rent should be sorted in a week's pay otherwise you'll feel poor all month
>>540479745>hasn't had a British boyfriend since uni>brown people are British as you can getracist bitch
>>540479922if you are living in London, get on UC, because apparently you are entitled to more money because it's an expensive area, instead of, say, telling the scrotes to fuck off elsewhere
>>540480035Your wishes have already been granted mate
>>540478369He's rolling back Ed's green bollocks and reopening north sea oil. It's a decent enough start. (For our cucked country)
>>540480013Again, people do realise that it's very unlikely that it's a 86 year old man posting this?
bet old bumham will increase the tax rate. benniechads can't stop winning
>>540480768>benniechads can't stop winning
WHATS FOR FKN DIN DINS?
>>540480921pastanigger it's pasta until friday
>>540480921maccies la
>>540480921Bean on toast for you potty mouth
>>540480766You think 86yo men can't type?
>>5404809212 lamb steaks with 4 eggs.t. still on keto
>>540479098>some of the most depravedbut not THE most depravedyou never got the pictures of the Magic Circle pedo ring in edinburgh which contained judges and lawyers
Clews > Cleese
>>540481055They probably struggle, also they probably don't care to.
>>540479745>have spent most of my career in the developing worldis she from Manchester?
>>540480921chicken nuggers
so whats the real story about Farage/Reform and Lowe/Restore merging?t. out of the loop
>>540479745your most deeply held beliefs and ideals shouldn't be something you list in bulletpoint to win arguments about who is a better person something about that notion really undermines the point of it
>>540479945>illegitimate child>Boris Johnson fathered a daughter named Stephanie in 2009 during an extramarital affair with art consultant Helen Macintyre. The child's paternity became a matter of public record following a 2013 Court of Appeal ruling, which upheld a media outlet's right to report on the existence of the child due to public interest regarding Johnson's honesty.when will we hear about Keir Starmers secret 6 year old kid now Starmer isn't a national security interest?
>>540479922I used to live in an HMO where I got all of those things - all in - for £550 per monthExpensive part of the country as well and it was decent
>>540480921Black pudding, eggs and steak.
>>540481324>I can't be racist I have a black friend>so via virtue of them being black, I'm claiming that so I can demonstrate that I am not racisthonestly these people are more racist than the actual racists
>>540481308neither get any meaningful number of seats in an election. labour still wins the next election because people will vote tactically against reform if is needed. reform needs restores 3-5000 votes in each constituency to stand a chance and restore is meaningless to anything if they stay alone.
>>540480921Curry, restaurant style, sans paying a jeetSee instructions here:https://youtu.be/LOn9wkjLpCc
>>540481308Shut up you stupid fucking ponce
>>540481176>They probably struggle, also they probably don't care to.What do they do instead? Bike riding? Weight lifting?
>>540480921Barbecue, rice+bacon+raisins, beans, pineapple, mango, pasta and brazilian chicken salad.
>>540481461political polling should be illegal
>>540481487Mainly doctors appointments
>>540481461okay but what does this alliance thing actually look like in practice?>>540481483afternoon eddie la
>>540481409same but i lived with a major alcoholic. wouldn't recommend.
>>540481308That's because you've got your tongue up yerbs arse like the nonce you are.
need a new cricket bat
>>540481679I lived with a minor oneA lot of the time the house was empty and most of the time had professionals
It is what it is
>>540481650Filtered.
>>540481552Trump is 80yo. He manages to type whole essays daily.
>>540481839is that a turkeiye kweef?
>>540481839Chicken Kyiv?
>>540478992I think that was the point.
>>540481839giz sum
>>540480921British roast potatoes to go with the three British chickens I roasted earlier. Also served with some carrots and tender stem broccoli. Both British mind.
>>540481886He doesn't type out anything. He dictates them, and he's this president so he has to care and perform. Plus he's probably on so many drugs, just like Biden.
>>540481886I think he just shouts into an AI app on his phone that automatically transcribes ithe loves that shit and it explains why those essays are fucking messes sometimes
>>540481686he's a good lad
>>540482148> BidenHas been diagnosed with cancer. Wouldn't surprise me if it's actually a brain tumor. Haven't checked.
>>540482272Honestly I'm surprised he's still alive.
>>540481925>Chicken Kyiv?me fav
>>540482327keevs are okay but their greasiness sometimes ruins the flavour instead of enhancing itif you're going to get a keev you gotta make sure it's a quality keev
>>540481839New diet?
>>540481925Thought it was chicken kyiefveve now
>>540482148>He dictates them,>>540482174>think he just shouts into an AI app on his phone that automatically transcribes itI know there's camera footage of him supposedly having his secretary type them at the start of his new term but I'm pretty sure thatsA. Just to protect his image of being a big shot andB. Another legal defense layer so he can claim he didn't actually explicitly post something himselfI'm like, 99% sure he still posts all that himself.
>>540482468I just can't imagine Trump shouting "then do an indent" whether he's transcribing it to a person or an app
>>540482468>I know there's evidence of him not writing them but I want to believe otherwiseCool, a vintage 2016 take
>>540482401Polish women make the best kyivs unironically.
>>540482422chicken kweef
>>540480921charlie bigham paella
>>540482758Can cloacae even queef?
>>540480277it's trickyto chop a cockto chop a cockthat's right on topit's TRICK-AYtricky tricky tricky
>>540481409Too old for that shit mate, been there and done it.>>540480321Doable though? Estate agent suggested my income just about allows me to rent it.
watching modern history tv again
>>540482926>Too old for that shit mateWhy are you making less than lwcra and pip then?
Tesco finest chicken Kievs mog the waitrose equivalent. Tesco grub in general atm is far superior than Waitrose, except the clementine juice.
>>540482911
>>540482604>>I know there's evidence of him not writingThere video of an (singular) example of someone typing something on laptop sat beside him in an office that's implied to be them transcribing a post for him. An example.He still posts stuff at random times of the night.
>>540483098Life went to shit a few years ago, have had to start from the bottom in a different career. It is what it is.
Zia hostile takeover of Restore when?
>>540483090Has he got a new video out?
>>540479922i think you forgot something
>>540483144I'd so love it if someone slipped trump some acid
>>540483128'skin check
>>540478153Why not just call it Zionist pol since you cannot take the Israeli cock out of your mouth
>>540483144He's the president, he's likely up at random times of night. Or he can tell his assistant to only post them at weird hours to make it seem like he's working on something. Thin on evidence but more sturdy than your thesis.
Renting a flat with klarna>GOY TRAP>CRISSCROSS
>>540483237The sooner that people fuck that license off the better.
>>540483286Why don't you think he's posting them? I mean aside from the obvious fact that he is.
>>540483367Because we have evidence that he doesn't, and the fact he's lazy, easier just to dictate at a goon.
>>540483332Quality of programming will go down la. Like instead of bake off and curried cupcakes it'll be back to Delia Smith and pies.
>>540483489From what I've been told by normies, the quality dropped considerably about a decade ago.
i find it VERY offensive when a white country spells its capital city's name in a non-turkic way
Gonna get baked n watch The Fourth Kind
>>540483102>Tesco finest chicken KievsProcessed slop made by pakis and niggers in factories. Just beat a chicken breast flat and grate some old bread FFS. Shove whatever cheese you like inside with a knob of butter. Fry with a lid on.
>>540483440>we have evidence that he doesn'tI'm pretty sure he's said, more than once, that he posts them himself; which is actually a legal risk, like Pete heggy is finding out, because Congress might hold him to some of the claims made.
>>540483169Best of luck lad. Been there.
Overseas, yeah, they trying to stop terrorism(Where's the love?)Over here on the streets the police shoot the peoplePut the bullets in 'em(Where's the love?)But if you only got love for your own race(Where's the love?)Then you're gonna leave space for others to discriminate(Where's the love?)And to discriminate only generates hateAnd when you hate then you're bound to get irateMadness is what you demonstrateAnd that's exactly how hate works and operatesMan, we gotta set it straightTake control of your mind and just meditateAnd let your soul just gravitate to the loveSo the whole world celebrate it
>>540483248okay so we know trump has a favourite food, fastfood, he loves mcdonaldsthat means when he's on the job he has a mcdonalds that he goes to regularlythat mcdonalds probably knows it's the dons order so like rightthis is just hypothetical, almost entirely fiction, a shitpost, basically satire but what if someone working at said mcdonalds preparing said order just dropped a little acid in therepresumably it's gonna take a while to kick in so even if someone tests his food before he gets it, a drop of acid in the extra large diet coke or the big mac/filet of fish he usually gets, during his usual late-night late-shift orderI'm just saying somebody has the chance to do something WAY FUCKING FUNNIER than shoot Donald Trump
>>540483612> cheeseIn a fkn Kiev and you’re trying to lecture me on grub? What next, ham?
>>540483653Perhaps he posts some but not all, I suspect he posted them in the past. But now? Mostly dictated I'd think. And on all the platforms? And they've thrown loads of legal stuff his way, and he engages various open frauds so I doubt he's pretending to dictate them as some sort of legal fudge.
>>540483794Goats cheese with tarragon is pretty good, but a block of boursin is pure indulgence.
>>540483934how rich do you have to be to talk cheeses
Cheese? What's going on?
>>540484001Cheese is expensive?
>>540484088surprisingly so
>>540481477fucking retarded, also never put your hand blender in a boiling pan, let it cool for a few minutes because otherwise you'll fuck up your blender
>>540484140Oh.
some cheese is cheaper than others
>cheese>Double Gloucester That’ll do
>>540484187common people cheeses are like red leicester, cheddar obviously, mozarella if you want something stringyand these days it's like you just don't get enough even if you get a whole block, you need two blocks, because it's not enoughcheese fucking adds up
>>540484216some cheese's mothers are cheaper than other cheese's mothers
>>540484216Is that a Smiths song?
>>540484326Buy a wheel of Cornish yarg. Only £30.
I'm Spanglish!
Still say my 3 cheese sandwich (Cheddar, Red Leicester and Stilton) is a good business idea.
>>540481477Latiff's for me. He's a paki mind. British paki. Sometimes his uncle makes an appearance.*>*He's like the British kind of paki that also doesn't speak English kind of paki, so am not sure. Decent curry though.https://youtu.be/lxnMDrFatYk
>>540484378>yargactually it does look great
>>540484279Triple gloucester?
>>540484645deport
>>540478369>he hasn't got a clue and is panickingAll he does is follow orders, most of them from rothschilds gang and fabian society types.New Boss Same As The Old Boss, as the song goes.They have changed the misleadership to buy more time, nothing ever changes as we slip further into the managed decline.
>>540484702Recipes though.
>>540484674Tastes better.
>>540484381Arse test
