Now that the dust has settled, how would you rate America's 250th birthday? The shit in DC was a major letdown, but were your local celebrations any good?
>>540479377Oh shit, we had a birthday? Happy belated birthday, America.
>>540479377I'm waiting for America's gender reveal party. Birthdays are soooo 2007 eww
>>540479594>America's gender reveal party.botched circumcision; had to grow up as a girl
>>540479377very judaic as exceptedhttps://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2026/05/jewish-american-heritage-month-2026/