> Ilya Ivanov attempted to create a human–chimpanzee hybrid via artificial insemination of female chimps with human sperm.General belief is that it doesn't work. But what if they were indeed successful creating these hybrids in the USSR, and now they're lying about it to prevent anyone from trying it?
>>540480738Brazilian women fuck chimps so we would have seen hybrids already in the wild
>>540480738indians are proof that it works
It probably did work. I heard human DNA is really compatible with other species. Thats why aliens like us as sex slaves and making hybrids and shit. Also we might be a hybrid race made by aliens to begin with and those chink women crying when they Fertility clinic put pig sperm in their pussies and they all had miscarriages and were crying if anyone remembers that story.
>>540480738it's statistical. It will eventually work by luck the sperm will have the right properties, but may take 10^15 tries
>>540480738I've seen this chimp many times out in public, I think it was a success
>>540480738just pay attention to Ukrainian posters
>>540480738>What if it worked after all?What do you mean "if"? There are plenty monke-humans in the hood nowadays.
>>540480738Give banan
>>540481505>clinic put pig sperm in their pussies and they all had miscarriagesWTF?
>>540480738The Romans reported such thing. Its probably were the werewolf legends started
>>540481708not even just the hood, everywhere since white women made fucking niggers a life goal. 20 years ago I never saw such spawn in my life
>>540481863Just honk the horn and smile.
Planet of the apes scenario would be kino.>In b4 it's already happeningFuck off reptilians, don't (you) me.
>>540482889Lol
>>540480738it worked, they are called russians now
>>540480738Good thread.I see potential.
Zelensky's grand-grandfather was a chimp.Please keep this secret secret.
>>540481191Maybe Brazilian men. All the great apes apart from HOMO have ridiculously small wieners.
>>540483026Imagine being hohol gypsy like this nigga, lmfao.
>>540480738What if it works the same way as black men with white women?>white woman has baby with black man>baby looks 100% black>chimp gives birth to human-chimp hybrid>baby looks 100% chimpIt's probably already happened. Nobody would know.
>>540483293>imagine calling everyone something they are not because its your only copekek
>>540483370> no u!Хpюкни, cвинкa.
>>540483419can't read your monkey runes
>>540480738>But what if they were indeed successful creating these hybrids in the USSR,mateNIGGERS ARE IN AFRICATHEY LIVE NEXT TO CHIMPS AND BONOBOSif it was possible there would be tons of these hybrids from nigs fucking chimps constantly, as they have been doing, which is also where AIDS comes from.
So Russia figured out how to recreate jeetsTurns out they're a great bioweapon despite not making top supersoldiers. Go science!
>>540480738>What if it worked after all?It worked but with russian bigfoots.Zhana and kwitt.
>>540480738Chimps have 24 chromosome pairs, while humans have 23.In humans, when 21th cromosome have third copy (chromosome pair+ one extra from mutation), specimen gets Down syndrome. Because 21th chromosome is small, it can be non-letal. Kinda. As usually people (or animals) with Down syndrome have WAAAAAY shorter lifespan.Thus, to get human-chimpanze hybrid, who is somehow surviving, is extremely hard.
>>540480738>we don’t have enough literal retards roaming around
>>540483533A human fucked a monkey and the first nigger was bornm they are the hybrids
>>540480738Hybrids already exist. They are niggers.
>>540480738The Russians banged Zana the bigfoot and produced children. There is also an often posted screencap of an african woman who claims her child was fathered by a chimp. I can't find it though.
>>540480738It did work just like transplanting monkey balls unto human males but then *boom: AIDS. They realized how potentially dangerous it would be to our health so they shut it down and buried everything
>>540482889
>>540481505>and those chink women crying when they Fertility clinic put pig sperm in their pussies and they all had miscarriages and were crying if anyone remembers that story.
>>540486003Oliver's first test showed 47 chromosomes back in the 70's Then in the 2000's it was the normal 48. Weird chimp with no hair on his head, walked on 2 legs for hours and was sexually attracted to humans. He was as close to a humanzee as you could get in nature. Don't know if they were covering it up or if he had an unusual amount of hominid DNA traits from that 1 million years when there was still cross breading.
>russian science
>>540481863There was allegedly one pregnant chimp the Soviets killed when the explement was shut down. This is why people think Oliver the chimp was a hybrid. The timing of his birth would put him around when that experiment took place but he was born in the wild.
>>540486117funnily enough not completely untruewest africans have 19% DNA from "the african ghost ancestry" which is a homonid that split from humans 2 million years ago (chimps split 5 million years ago)
>>540486401Do not know about Oliver that much, to comment on that.Might be, that similarly as with humans, which gets specific niche training in specific field, they achieve extraordinary flexibility in it. And that Oliver might be somehow "gifted", and proper early training accelerate it to even higher heights.
>>540486787Go look up Oliver the chimp. He is one of the most famous chimpanzees to have ever lived.
>>540487050Found video, 48 minutes longhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ0fxVtOPLg
So we're saying my chances of getting a catgirl gf are pretty slim... right?
>>540480738Okay what about human snake hybrids?
>>540487207House cats have 19 chromosome pairs.But genetic engineering and CRISPR have gone a long way.
>>540480738>What could have been....
>>540487305Snakes being non mammals, it is even more difficult.
>>540480738what a waste of time, nigrs exist.
>>540480738You just need to watch the NBA to see the results
>>540487820Scaly women are worth the effort
>>540488422Dunno. I guess, depends on effort. And outcome.
>>540488422If your enemies will learn about this your weakness, they may lure you into a trap.
>>540488752NO COST TOO GREAT
>>540488872Oh nooooooo
>>540480738of course it works. that's why kikes all over the world had zoophilia. if that wasn't true then fucking your pets wouldn't be an issue since it's a victimless crime
People will ignore this post but oh well, here goes:Around 13-14 thousand years ago 200 angels came to Earth on Mt Hermon to take human wives and spawn a race of hybrid monsters. People wrongly assume these hybrids, The Nephilim, were simply giants, just big humans with super strength. But that's not the case. The angels were lacking divine powers and could not create something from nothing, like God can. What they had was perfect knowledge of all things in creation, including DNA manipulation. The fallen Watchers used their insider knowledge to instruct their human priests and hybrid children on how to manipulate the DNA of plants and animals. It's through this process modern corn, rice, and wheat was made. This is 100% backed up by science, go check. It would have been impossible for ancient humans to know how and which plants to selectively breed to make these crops. The Watchers having perfect knowledge told them, as historical accounts record. The Watchers and later their descendants used this technology to create human-animal hybrids of all sorts for the purpose of enslaving the humans by pretending to be gods. Look at all ancient religions and without exception all have hybrid human-animal gods who they worshiped and whom also had human emotions, because they were hybrids. Ancient humans weren't all schizos who made up stories about half human half falcon people declaring themselves gods, they were giving a detailed and accurate report of what happened. These hybrids were real and upon inspection by the humans proved beyond a doubt to be real and thus religions formed around them. This is a great truth modern science would have you think impossible but with our current levels of technology it will be possible in 50 years or less. The fact no one will admit is these hybrids existed long ago and all the myth of ancient Earth was real. Dragons, hybrid human demi-gods, and many other mythical entities are a result of gene manipulation.
>>540490077you cant mix aliens with humans they dont go together. but you can only if you add the correct spice that make both coalesce nicely. you can also mix water & oil with an emulsifier, its so easy.
>>540490077Bigfoot DNA has revealed human mother, unknown father, which is spoopy.
>>540486003Khoisan and pigmy are most compatible bononbo hybrids
>>540490915big foot has a smalo dicksugar foot has a bigo cunt
>>540491076From where, you get idea that they are more compatible, than say, indians?
>>540480738I really wish I knew where the races came from it takes up like 90% of my contemplation, just wont go away
>>540486003Now that's a tardiger
>>540480738>What if it worked after all?it would explain white people, just look at ol' dubya
>>540487611>CRISPR...is in the wild.
>>540480738>General belief is that it doesn't workWhat you mean it didn't work?
What would you call this phenotype?
>>540480738Imagine wasting your time doing this shit when we already have a whole continent populated with half monkey half human hybrids
>>540480738It can't work. Humans are as distanct from apes genetically as they are from pigs.Humans aren't even primates.
>>540483260chimps and bonobos have OK cocks for their body size. gorillas are a joke though.Human ~13–15 cmChimpanzee ~8–10 cmBonobo ~8–10 cmGorilla ~3–5 cm
>>540492960Then what are they aliens
>>540493226Then this
>>540480738it will work if you impregnate white women with chimp sperm. white women are literal birthing vats for animal hybrid species. even the bible says white women gave birth to fallen nephilim and had sex with snakes
>>540494247>even the bible says white women gave birth to fallen nephilim and had sex with snakesIt wasn't White women who did that, and they weren't actual snakes.
>>540493137Based and redpilled penis enjoyer
>>540493137Bonobo docus are funniest shit online. Coomer the species.
>>540493137Other reason human males can not copulate with primates. Our cocks would kill them.
>>540483370Do these people puke at will for prizes?
>>540483260Guess I am part Gorilla...
