How come Americans are so obsessed with soda?
That looks like it'd be a fun taste test
>>540493806>no Dr Doctoryou think there would be
>>540493806Sometimes an iced cold Dr Pepper hits so hard, especially if you don’t drink them often
>>540493806It tastes good.
>>540493806My grocery store prices the generic at the same price as the bame brands. They are only slightly lower at Walmart.
>>540493806I like the fizz
>>540493806It sure seems like they got brainwashed into thinking unsweetened, unflavoured water is low status.
Jewish plan to keep the goyim unhealthy and slowly kill them. Bonus of making fat stacks of funny money off them through the medical industry while SSRI lobotomized healthcare heroes keep them alive. G-d bless the USA and G-d bless the Coca-Cola corporation.
>>540494194Water? Like from the toilet?
>>540494248I don't even water my plants with that shit
>>540493806I refuse to drink alcohol. Tea is too sweet. Never had coffee. Water tastes like water. I could drink milk, but I kind of don't want diarrhea.
>>540494248Yea, that's the spirit. As if water is for the dogs for Americans.
>>540493913I could go for a nice cold glass of Dr. Doctor, PhD
>>540493806imagine having an issue with soda. you're probably a faggot
Persona 3 has>Dr. SaltWhich I always found funny
I've been trying to get people to stop drinking soda for a very long time. The soda industry is propped up by gibs niggers spending stolen taxpayer money on slop that makes them diabetic and an even bigger burden on the rest of us.I think soda should be banned, as well as the use of HFCS.
>>540493806>Dr PepperOnly trailer trash cat owners drink that disgusting cough syrup garbage.
>>540493806Soda is an extension of the ice trade.
>>540493806Because they're fat and disgusting and the best way to continue to be fat and disgusting is to drink an abundance of corn syrup mixed with gay chemicals that make you a fat disgusting faggot. It's the American way.
>>540494316>Water tastes like waterthat's why americans invented koolaid genuinely miss koolaid
>>540494245The alt-code for ™ is alt+0153. Remember it for future shitposting.
>>540494417lil peep had a problem with sodanow he's dead
>>540493806Dr Pepper is the only real Dr.fuck your knock offs
>>540494437HFCS is the only thing keeping most of the farming industry alive, it's a truly disgusting situation.
dr boylan is legit. hes a practicing doc
How come DR TOPPER gets away with it, but I get 30+ years and all my wages garnered for the rest of my life if I try to make a pokemon knock off?
PEPE LOVES THE COKE https://youtu.be/UDZ_ldUNRcY
>>540493806Sorry, only Dr Thunder for me
goat
>>540493806I have never heard of any of those pops.
It tastes good and is refreshing
>>540493806>implying foreigners don't drink soda
>>540493806its a sugar addicted nation like almost everyone
>>540493806cuz they need their corporate slop to get that bmi >50. you ai't white unless your bmi > 50 and meemaw treats you like mr creosote stuffing you with wafer thin mints all
>>540494314you water them with Brawndoo tm?
>>540493806Haven't drank soda in years unless you count tonic water?
>>540494646It is. The demand for such slop is higher than it would be otherwise due to mass migration into our nation.
What's Mr Pibb like? Can't get it here, or at least I never see it in general supermarkets. I've always assumed it was like Dr Pepper.
>>540493806Why didn't Mr. Pibb become a doctor
I don’t trust anyone who thinks soda is gross. like I’m sorry but what? A sweet cold drink with a little caffeine somehow offends your sensibilities? Then I don’t need to know you. Coffee gives me jitters ever since a mold exposure illness. Tea is ok if it’s cold out, and iced tea is refreshing but too much work to make at the volume I drink. Water is icky, boring, needs at least some lemon. Gatorade ok in summer. Juice is alright for breakfast or for kids. Soda is king. Ohhh no the sugar! Well just drink diet you pussies.
>>540495030Ones coca cola the other pepsi...
>>540494923Do they drink it like fucking water like fat retards here do? I've known people who seemed rather proud of the fact they don't drink water, they have trouble understanding how that might be linked to why they always feel like shit.
Give it to me. Also will accept cherry pepsi
>>540495059Mr. Pibb understood that college was a jewish communist indoctrination scam
everyone in a developed nation is obsessed with soda not being obsessed with soda indicates that you are a third worlder
>>540493806Children love sweet drinks. And they obviously never really grew up, they only developed an older body with childhood memories and learned helplessness.
>>540494524k
>>540493806Soda is shit.I drink water and beer.
>>540494380it exists but only as an obscure soda fountain drink in very rare places apparentlydr doctorI've got bad newsthere's no distributorthat close to you
>>540493806Dr Thunder is the best.
>>540493806Taste good
>>540495155as we can see, we all did in fact die first and lil peep outlived all of us
>>540493806Dr. FIESTA for meAin't need no debbie downer doschto
>>540494316>could drink milk, but I kind of don't want diarrhea.nonwhite spotted
>>540495142Mexicans are as addicted to Coca Cola as the Americans, does that make México a first world country? In fact any Latin American country is a first world country next to India where you clearly come from, you fucking memeflaggot rapejeet.
>>540494458sugar and simple carbs fueled manual labor for hundreds of years in white countries. obesity rates in America are mostly driven by blacks and hispanics.
>>540494316>I refuse to drink alcohol.let me guess: jewish poison or no friends in school/college? lol>Tea is too sweet.lollmao eventhought of not putting sugar in your tea?
>>540495202>it exists but only as an obscure soda fountain drink in very rare places apparentlybecause it's non-gmo, all natural and has real sugar. the soda jew will not allow that to exist other than fringe places.It's not as rare as you might think, it's mostly found in Texas, like Dallas and such. I've seen it as far as the UP of Michigan.
>>540493806I love soda, but I prefer to drink picrel so I don't get fat.
>>540495413i would say mexico is a first world nation because singers tour there. singers tend to avoid third world nations according to AI mexico has the 15th largest economy in the world
>>540493806It has electrolytes. That's what the body craves.
>>540495290Crazy that's this is his legacy
How come OPs are so obsessed with being faggot 1pbtid bots?
>>540494194Andrew Tate brainwashed millions of lil chuddies into thinking sparkling water was good
>>540495513I don't understand how anyone can stand sugar substitutes. Just give me an unsweetened variant at that point.Also most of them can disrupt the blood brain barrier.
>>540495513the only zero soda that actually tastes like the normal one
>>540494444What about us actual cough syrup enjoyers?
>>540495424I prefer to view reality objectively. I don’t need a coping mechanism
>>540494019
>>540493806i stopped drinking soda all the time, and just drank it when i went to restaurants a few times a year>now after years of drinking soda maybe 3 times a year im addicted againi just drink Diet soda so i dont get fat.soda is fucking horrible for you though
>>540495690Diet sodas used to be waaaay worse, so these taste great to me.
>>540495290>when someone who smokes meth, injects heroin, krokodil and cocaine into their veins and ate 100 tabs of acid is offered a soda
oliet bang's is pretty good
>>540495030it tastes better compared to Dr Pepper. But i havent had soda in 2 years so idk the exact way to describe it.
ur an idjit if u don't drink this
>>540493806
>>540494245It's all the sugar-laced goyslop that makes people fat as fuck. Soda just increases your appetite.
>>540496455>El Psy Kangaroo
>>540494739>>540495101>>540495513I like how all these images are shaped the same despite being posted by different anonsFor me, it's vanilla coke + ice
My second favorite is Diet Coke
Aldi River cola8 cans for €1,79less than 23 cents a canamazing stuff
>>540493806Beware of false idols
>>540495741Over half your input for reality comes from a screen faggot
What if I told you that "obsessions" or "trends" or "popular" things are actually just the machinations of our elites engaging in a race to sell the populace the cheapest and most addictive slop possible.That's what soda is. People don't choose what is popular, they're prescribed it.
>>540493806Holdover from the temperance movement.
>>540497400It's called Vive here
>>540497499This isn’t the gotcha you think it is because the internet exists in objective reality
Do chuds have Olipops in red states yet?
>>540493806it's dey kulture
>>540497686Various fibre drinks are sold everywhere now. I have zero recollection of these existing until 1 year ago.Some kind of jewish psyop?
>>540497686It's inherently jewish, so ofc we have
>>540497801late stage capitalism
>>540497651If you believe that I have a bridge to sell you
>>540493806Sparkling Water is where its at. Cold, super fizzy, super satisfying, and 100% healthy beverage you don't have to feel guilty about.It's also cheaper to buy ($5.25 CAD for 12 cans vs $8 for 12 cans of cola).
>>540493806I'm a zoomie so I prefer energy drinks, how tf u supposed to defeat the Jews if u dont drink Talmud Energy?
>>540497187Nice. I need to try that one.
cola smells like ass. absolutely vile. sprite is good, though.
>>540498258The only way I drink that water is in a whisky highball, but it's my personal preference, I know some people really enjoy drinking it alone.
>>540498876You'd probably like a Shirley Temple. Lemon/lime soda + a bit of grenadine syrup (pomegranate syrup),
>>540500394I don't think we have that here
Fresca is GOAT
>>540493806my nigga dr topperyou can buy that for $1
>>540495087Youre wrong. Pibb is Coke, it is superior, Dr Pepper is Schweppes. Coke and Pepsi have licensing agreements therefore you cannot get Pibb where acoke has licensing in an area for Pepper.
>>540499078Looks yummy.Sparkling water is an acquired taste as no doubt you will have spent half your life drinking flavored soda, your first experience of plain carbonated water will be quite disgusting. However now I'm at the point where it's delicious. It's also worth noting sparkling water is NOT the same as tonic water or club soda. Tonic water has sugar added & club soda is loaded with salt.
>>540493806It's the sugar addiction.Sugar intake leads to the discharge of dopamin.To many people it's as addictive as Heroin.
>>540493806>no bang’s rootbeer I sleep
>>540494316What 3rd world shithole did you crawl out from?
>>540493806I maybe drink soda once every few years. I'll get a random craving for a big hamburger, fries and a coke. It's rare though. There is no soda in my house. I just drink water and milk.
>>540494316I just know your ancestors were kissing goblins, ingratiating goblins, in bed with a goblin.
>>540494437Yeah...let's completely do away with personal responsibility, so the powers that be can maintain even more control.GFY, cum-guzzler.
>>540501210The only soda brand that I really like as mentioned before (Dr. Pepper) is very evasive so I only drink it when I come across with it in the wild and since I live in a sleepy rural town without very much going on and I don't travel too often to the capital because I work from home (the only good thing that the COVID pandemic left to us) and in my every day I usually eat with water or natural drinks, ahkshually I don't even put sugar in my coffee since I hate the rancid after taste of sugary coffee rotting in my mouth.But I really tried sparkling water and it never clicked to me, also at least where I live out tap water quality is one of the best of the country if not the best of the entire region so for us here buying bottled water is a thing you only do when the water company fucks up a pipe and they have to cut the service for several hours but that also doesn't happen very often either.
