Orbán, the Hungarian dictator who is losing his grip on power, is currently drunk as a skunk in Serbia.
>>540494987>be dictator>stop being a dictator>literally nothing happens to you>just retire and drink and get fatBased
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>>540494987hope that he is drinking Zozovaca!
>>540495166Reminds me of that meme where a Muslim merchant in some RPG video game needs liquor to travelAnd every single comment is just 'albania'
>>540494987>>540495068Fobp. How do I get a Serbian wife and become this guys lackey
>>540494987>Build entire regime to support you>Pack the judiciary with cronies, handicap opposition parties, buy up all media so it is friendly to you>Lose an election>Instead of declaring it rigged you just fuck off and leaveWhy did he build an entire ecosystem to become dictator for life then just fuck off when he lost one election? What was the point of being authoritarian if you just leave when the voters say to?
>>540495338>How do I get a Serbian wifeare you BBC?
>>540494987The best feeling a man can have is being a dictator oppressing his peopleSecond best is being drunk, so of course he's doing thatGood for him, honestly
>>540494987>is losing his grip on powerhas lost
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>>540495439Judges hates him. He only controlled his media.
>>540494987>is losing his grip on powerHe's already lost it though.
>>540495443Fuck I might have to settle for a Bulgarian women
>>540494987and right now you are sitting next to him to tell us.How long this new government can survive on the "muh_orban" cattle feeding, but without real governing?
>>540495439These guys cut a deal where they agree not to flex their abilities to turn the country into chaos in exchange for retirement to spend all their millions. If they try to arrest him or start investigations he can light a match to burn it all down
who cares
>>540495790'Settle' as if it's somehow reluctant?
>>540495568The only power he has left is choosing his underwear. He is barred to ever be elected again. EU courts will upheld this constitutional amendment, but they will most certainly invalidate the 12 years term limit for Members of Parliament, which is stupid indeed.
>>540495896We ain't going to this is planned playbook so we vote for the definitely not zionist le epic nazi Mi Hazánk to create the real Zionista Zsidóország we always meant to be
>>540494987Drinking that snapps!
>>540494987Someone send a memo to Tel-Aviv to update the script.
>>540495659The serbian can't comprehend culture and thinks he's mocking meGo ahead, try yodeling like these noble men
>>540496642>serbian can't comprehend culture
>>540496093>The only power he has left is choosing his underwear.trust me, when you get to that age, your underwear chooses itself. max comfy.
>>540494987The fact EU and the states lets these Russian plants walk is proof they will not win against a pissed off Russia and China in any war.