Elon's new bank offers 6% interest and lets x users send money to each other. This is an end-run around the credit card cartel.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9aDnyi8T9U
that son of a bitch!!!it's over.
OK, I may move some of my savings there then! Is it the pakijeet "Elon bank" or an X project?
I've been waiting for the all app of X for a long long time.
Is it a temporary interest offer, is there a minimum... spill the beans.
>>540508769Does this mean you can finally buy eroges online without Visa throwing a tantrum?
>>540508964No
>trust the guy known for scamming with your moneyWhat could possibly go wrong?
>>540508769I hope they accept people who have been "debanked".
it's pathetic watching you plebs drool over what amounts to 2 percent. Have some damn self respect
>>540508989Then what's the point
>>540508964JP local solution is being developed.
>>540509133Not related to X or Elon obviously. As for this thread: Not worth tying any banking to a shitposting platform
>>540508769>Elon's new bank offers 6% interest and lets x users send money to each other. This is an end-run around the credit card cartel.Gatdayum ELON keeps getting more based by the day! ELON for North American Emporer!While he cannot be President, he could be elected Emporer!
>>540509085Bitch please.I earned my money the hard way, bank pays me next to Northing, also, I appreciate the bank so I would not remove everything. But why not earn some interest, six percent is Masive. Every bit helps, plus it's fair, as money deposited is then used by the bank as well... why not.
>>540509159I expect X will have an al app, soon enough, including a bank.
>>540509085>it's pathetic watching you plebs drool over what amounts to 2 percent. Have some damn self respectstay mad banker jew socialist
Awesome! Elon is the THE GOAT!Im putting all my savings into X Money and gonna watch them libs cry!
>>540508769>rates vary by... subscriptionso they charge you to get better "returns"are you a fucking idiot?
>>540508769Have fun getting your money back when Elon bank goes under and you have no way of getting your life savings back. You're better off putting it in Goldman Sachs or something
>>540509265>Have fun getting your money back when Elon bank goes under and you have no way of getting your life savings back.FDIC insured same amount as ALL CURRENT JEW BANKS are insuredSocialists and Jew bankers are SEETHING!
>>540508769The 6% interest is only offered to X Premium+ subscribers, which costs $40 per month, or $480 per year.To break even on your Premium+ subscription you would need to deposit and maintain $8000 in your X Money account for one year. (8000 * 6% = 480)
>>540509470>To break even on your Premium+ subscription you would need to deposit and maintain $8000 in your X Money account for one year. (8000 * 6% = 480)Peanuts. Boomers and young hustlers are going to LOVE Elon banking yo.
>>540509470i've got hundreds of thousands of dollars looking for a homeI would not park it in X, despite the high return because one day it will just disappear
>>540509708>because one day it will just disappearany "digital" currency has that risk. Gold in your hands or nothing if you want "safe".
>>540509237>calling anons jews to make them shut upelon plans to do what china did with wechat: replace all social existence with complete fealty to his slave beast system.you are all going to be enslaved and your entire financial, social, location, meme history, and network graph info flows will be integrated into grok drone swarms so your posts can continue long after you die.
>>540510172if you try to stage any form ideological or (yahweh forbid) kinetic rebellion, no matter how meager, NSA operated starlink satellites will track and laser your location from space while SpaceX reentry vehicles deploy at mach 9000 to blanket the region in self guided $15 shapecharge drones to your precise lat/long, while everyone who ever showed you empathy gets their accounts temporarily locked in "moderation status" until H1B teleworkers bathing in the river ganges can force them to screenshare and authenticate their future intent for the AI polygraph analyzers via their webcams
>>540509891If my bank goes bankrupt my government will bail me out.When SpaceX goes bankrupt it's tough luck.
>>540510402extra viral posting privilegesthat boost you in trending feeds and a $10 bank bonus will be granted to any user who submits a DNA sample so designer babies made of the best of your genes can be fed to the quantum server farm running epstein's preserved neural tissue.
>>540508769>6% interest to use your own money
>>540510530>If my bank goes bankrupt my government will bail me out.>When SpaceX goes bankrupt it's tough luckNetherlands? Yeah good luck with that. Elon's bank is FDIC insured also, by the largest government on Earth. The entire wealth of the Netherlands is a popcorn fart by comparison. There's a reason people from the "nether regions" are considered tall and dumb. Besides you are about to be the Nether-Stan region.
>>540510603>>540510713
>>540510713The fact you had to use a shopped image with a British police man says it all.
>>540508769The Jews are gonna kill him
>>540510603>>6% interest to use your own moneyThey are PAYING interest to depositers retard, not charging you. JFC the IQ of this board is dropping from all the immigrants allowed to use it.
>>540509265Elon has a trillion dollars. Thats enough to give every American $300 million with enough left over to end world hunger. His bank won’t go under.
>>540510817Hello Semite mudslime.
>>540508769elons a mason and jew, don't use this, he is one of the enemies of man, elon is satans cumguzzler
>>540510817>everything I don't like being exposed is "photoshop"Photoshop? really? Are you 100000 years old Mohammad?
>>540511230Sad
>>540511246Ok he divides up his Tesla shares among Americans, they instantly sell sending the price to $0. Tesla is wiped out, and the shares they recieved are now worthless. It's the perfect plan
>>540508769Usury is a SIN. And receiving interest from deposits is USURY.In the 1500s the Jews were kicked out of Augsburg and the prots decided it would be a great time to start an investment bank. Only problem was you couldn’t pay depositors interest. So they changed God’s law. The definition of usury that had stood for two millennia were changed to allow those villains to start their bank with 5% interest for depositors. Don’t be a sinner anon. Any interest collected on an unsecured loan, which a bank deposit is, should be avoided to avoid the SIN of USURY.
>>540511386Stop being a gay fucking retard
>>540511424Stop being a Kike you gay fucking retarded Jew.
>>540511475I'm sure you care just as much about all the other sins right anon? Premarital sex, pornography use, swearing, greed, those are all just big issues right anon? You wouldn't just focus on the one you think will benefit you because you're a disingenuous kike right anon?
>>540511386>>540511475>the eternally dimensionless divine emanator of all things, forms, and movements hath decreed: THOU SHALT NOT EARN 6% CASHBACK REWARDS AND DOUBLE FLYER MILES ON ALL PURCHASES FOR A LIMITED TIME!!!!!!!
>>540511763Read up anon, the church fathers are explicit. Usury is no different in character than theft and more pernicious. >>540511788Credit card rewards are a rebate from the interchange fees charged to the retailers and thus not usury. Also, using credit cards is not a sin because being the victim of usury is not sinful, while the Jewish bankers giving you the credit card is going straight to hell.
>>540512039>the church fathersanon, i... you know what? nevermind. you're precious.run along now, kiddo. you have a big day tomorrow *pats head*
>>540512352The hilarious thing is that I have over $1M in money outside the Usury system (look into Sharia bank accounts. No need to be a camel jockey) and you are eating tendies in your mom’s basement. And yes I made all this money AFTER paying tithe.
>>540512725lord forgive me, I've thrown pearls before swine.
>>540511230>mimimimigee sorry mister. I'm not a shidder shill like you. maybe if you took the cock out of your ass it wouldnt be so sore.
>>540508769His jeets will have access to your money...
>>540511246>Muh Elon has a trillion dollarsIn equity not cash you 80 IQ Brainlet.
>>540511386We're currently seeing the debt monster at work on the world, but they're asking for more. Not the smartest.
Here's the relevant asterisk section from the terms and conditions>For every 100 dollars of Interest paid out by the Service, a Jeet is imported to America with an H1B
>>540508769America's digital ID/digital wallet/CBDC is twitter.Enjoy american wechat twitter posters.Hope you all die.
ITT Musk's jeet bots
>>540508769This is an ad.
>>540508769Wanna bet it's probably staffed by pajeets?
>>540508769Advertising or begging for idiots to join the social credit beast system.
>>540508769>uses your money to prop his failing shit >when his empire crumbles you're out of luckor>you post something baaad about glorious leader Elon or his scam enterprises?>money held hostage / confiscated because of ''hate speech''You remember that proverb about fool and his money?This might be marginally useful IF it allows to pay for shit VISA and Master Card won't, but I'd steer clear otherwise.
>>540508769This is why they hate him so much. He threatens their control.
>>540509025When has elon ever scammed anyone you fucking faggot cia shill
>>540515740>this retard already paid in full for TESLA with autonomous self driving package which will be delivered ANY DAY NOWHow can you even talk with your mouth full of Elon's cock you fucking imbecile?
>>540509178I'd give it two years until either Elon shuts the bank down, stealing everyone's money or some foreign entity hacks into twitter and steals everyones money
>>540508769To get 6% you have to send all your paychecks, what if you don't have paychecks
