/pol/ humour thread
>>540511815why do boomers stand with their grocery carts in front of the entire fucking aisle and block the entire fucking section? stupid fucks
>>540511978Go to Costco and see what they do with their carts when getting samples.
>>540511815I'm a pretty hairy millenial. Why are the male zooms I see on TV all completely hairless? Are they all waxing? Or has testosterone in the young tanked?
>>540511815Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threadsFace it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers.
>>540511978Back when it was.only white people the line went quickly and people were open and polite enough to make space for people even when it was crowded
>>540511815
Nigger jannies deleted another humo thread. Fuck em
>>540512336Im a hairless millennial. 34 with scraggly facial hair that will probably never form a full beard. Only in the past year started growing chest and back hair right before turning 34
>>540512336they also dont have male shoulders yet
>>540514007Would Ukranian zoomer kidnappers accept this? I feel like you'd still get thrown in the van
>>540513248Its women cant read you ass.
Why did the last pol humor thread 404? This keeps happening
>>540514108>I feel like you'd still get thrown in the vanat that point i would already be dead, so i have nothing to looz
>>540514024The nerdy girls would clean up well and are probably all secretly super kinky pervs. Plus once you've gotten them to start wearing makeup and heels they will be out of their coworkers league and you won't have to worry about them running off with some rich guy since they're already financially set.
>>540514024Second girl on the top is kinda hot
>>540514424she's the witch that helped the democrat crypto pyramid scheme kid. the biggest of all time. stole like 100 billion
>>540513185ROFLMFAO IT'S FUNNY CUZ HE TOOK ANOTHER PICTURE, THIS TIME WITH HIS HAND IN A WHITE GLOVE LMAOOOOOOO die
>>540511815faggot tranny thread
>>540514625Oh shit, the one on the right, I recognize her. I vaguely remember reading that she was a total superfreak in bed, so I called it. I was thinking of the other three more though, they're much better looking and would clean up well.
>>540512672Heh
>>540513301The one good nigger.
>>540514279I warned you about jannies, bro!!! I told you dog!
>>540515243
>>540514024>140IQMore like 102, and the reason they are there is because the university has an obligation to have at least the same amount of females than males.>300klol, you have never worked in Science
>>540513982these make me more upset than they should because there's just such a fundamental failure in understanding biology and how important basic activity, consistent mobility and the slight, healthy and passive level of stress that comes with living are fundamentaly for the body of any mammal to do ANYTHING properlythe cerebral cortex is also critical to body regulation in mammalsif we got to the point in genetic engineering where we could create completely stationary animals that grow healthy and flavourful muscle we could create ham trees that just grow chunks of hamit would probably be easier to do
>>540513940Seems like a Jewish plot, I vaguely recall that the 34th rule of Netanyahu's plan to convert the US to Judaism had something to do with the hair loss of goyim. Maybe you could google "Netanyahu rule 34 hair loss" to get more context
>>540511978My newest pet peeve is people pulling their carts while they walk alongside them, taking up at least double the width depending on how fucking fat the shopper is. I cannot fucking stand it, and you have no idea how difficult it is not to say anything because I have to be nice to the cuntstomers.
>>540514024>The normies just don't get the thrill of pinning the weasel...
>>540511815Indian nearly ran up my ass with a grocery cart in coles, they cant even work the ailes let alone the arteries of the country
>>540515276>Toconclusion
>>540511815https://youtu.be/_RtAtEgz1tM?
>>540512045Going to guess they just leave their cars in the middle and waddle to the samples.>>540512336Shaving>>540512672Bloody accurate>>540513030Uncle A paints, I love that show
https://youtu.be/zklhm2PibcI?
>>540514024PIN THE WEASEL
https://youtu.be/bOyU_OzRXnM?
>>540514024All 4 on top can be made more attractive by improving their style, fitness etc. 2 and 3 have potential to be more attractive than those on the bottom
>>540520786So tired of this disgusting attempt to rehabilitate the character of a criminal kike (but I repeat myself) by appealing to gooners getting reposted.
https://youtu.be/Zf3Ys6KSdSY?
>>540521326>incapable of recognizing satirei dont think you'll have too good of a time here bud
>>540520786
https://youtu.be/PI0Gdne3ON4?
>>540511978>why do the me-me-me! generation who has zero consideration for anyone but themselves do [thing]Anon, you can not possibly be in the dark on this one?Pic unrelated - but it's supposed to be a humououreoure thread, roight?
https://youtu.be/z113cALjgl0?
https://youtu.be/n86JKqA8o4w?
>>540513099Damn shame america never had a real nigga admin, everyone has been a disappointment
>>540514024No sane man wants a women above 67IQ its a sin against our Father
