now he drinks pee
>>540512848Not a real video. You should probably kill yourself, fed
>>540512848I AM NOT DONATING TO YOU SO YOU CAN BLOW IT ON A BRAND NEW GAMING LAPTOP!IVE BEEN BURNED ONCE, NEVER AGAIN
You wouldn't pirate a Goth
>>540512848Styxhexenhammer666 is obsessed with free gaming laptops and devising schemes to fool people into sending him enormous donations and weekly tithes for his "Salvation Laptop Fund" which he uses to buy more expensive gaming laptops. He's running a big scam operation to fool all of you into sending him your life savings to buy yourself a place on his so-called "Salvation Laptop". In reality Styx will just type your name onto a list which he saves as a Word document on his "magical" laptop, that's your "place of salvation". He will then use your money to buy himself even more expensive gaming laptops that he'll play on his luxury yacht and private jet while plotting to rule the world through his laptop scam.Styx Laptop pledge drive:https://archive.org/details/youtube-xQNVgo5h-D4>Petition to make Styx get a jobhttps://web.archive.org/web/20191218064242/https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-styxhexenhammer666-get-job▶ Styx boasts about his "tech skills" but doesn't know how to transfer the data from his HDD▶ Keeps replacing his microphones because the volume is always terrible (he doesn't know how to adjust it)▶ He fails to properly install his Logitech peripherals on his other laptop and thinks they don't work simply because his other laptop is "too old" to work with Logitech software
>>540512848what a sad thing he has become
>>540512848>Stolas, take the wheel, I trust you
>>540512848>he drinks peeHold it...Are you saying you don't?WTF is wrong with you?
>>540512848He’s trans-Indian now?
>>540517759>what a sad thing he has becomelol thing he has
>>540512848Trump's demonic powers are far greater than a low level mage like Styx could ever handle no matter how many sigils he draws
>>540512848I can tell this isn't real because the title isn't full of typos.
