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>on holiday>taking in the sights>the sounds>and the unfortunate modern uk smells
>>540515633Based nod reinforcing his learning point with an example.
>>540515633>authorities Lmfao
>>540515633Also on Holiday. Barcelona is full of Pakis just sitting around.
>>540515783Pakis don't sit around they have jobs. it's probably hindus getting ready for rape.
>>540515815Sounds like something a Paki would say.
>>540516260Kys hinpoo
>>540516684Brit expat actually. I can smell you from here. (Spain/France flags both me, spotty WiFi)
>>540516806Expoo hindu rape rat kys you eat cow shit
>>540515478He's making a comeback
Good morningReady for the grind boys?Another glorious day on the farm.You know, They wouldn't go to such efforts to destroy us if perhaps say, We didn't carry something within us somthing that pose's great threat too them and their ambitions.Thread theme:
>>540517287https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJRPPUr1yic
>>540516806Hindu rape rat french vpn kys this is your mom
josh team in? kek poor poor poor little josh team
hello brits first for our Harv
>>540517311sounds like music for an air freshener advert lmao
>>540517949>cauldron's cousin (on PIPkek
>>540517751That's your mum
Dinghynigger numbers are going to explode for rest of the summer now the jet stream has calmed down.
>>540516806Every fucking thread
Morning lads
Boggos started seething early.
So are brits going to fix the police or just wait until the police execute all the white people?
>>540517945Relaxed muscleOnce he starts lifting those guns will be titanium
>40% of British 25-49 year-olds have at least one tattoo, according to a 2024 YouGov poll
morning
>>540516806fuck off you boring insufferable dickhead
Bame or #adhd
>>540516806kek
>>540519273I guarantee that was an Indian child
>>540519273A flight from where to where?
break's over back to work, wagies
>https://www.gbnews.com/news/migrant-crisis-boat-killers-britain-french-beach-stabbing>Suspected killers are believed to have fled to Britain aboard a small boat just hours after a young man was fatally stabbed on a French beach.>French rescue vessels shadowed the boat across the Channel, handing out lifejackets before it was escorted into Dover, where all those on board were brought ashore for processing
>>540519273Oh cool, we just need to add 'de' to those planes when we win
>>540519593Ha ha working from home, dickhead. I make 200 quid today essentially to listen to Talk TV and respond to emails while you do the same shit you do every day, ha ha ha. I win ! Wagies for the fucking win.
>>540519593Manboy gamer parasite energy
>>540519593Shitposting on mumsnet is my career>work when i like>have a load of milfs hanging on my every word>paid proper goodlyDead cosy
Remember when he got kicked out of his guild after 2 days for being insufferable so ragequit uninstalled and had a tanty on reddit ķkkkkkkkkkkekarooo
>>540520067Zia yusuf? He's a good lad
>>540520067Get a hobby mate.
>>540520067Remember when he spent all his bennies on Halloween decorations so he couldn't afford to samefag on his pay as you go SIM cards and we had a relatively quiet few weeks lol lmao even
Maybe this country just needs a massive reset. Like a long holiday to cut out the noise and reset our focus. What if all parties agreed to an entire parliament term (5 years) of a caretaker minimalist government, and all the parties spend the next 5 years reviewing and gutting out all the shite laws that are holding us back? 5 whole years of rejuvenation to set our head straight
>>540520212Lmao ye he's seething
>>540519149Kisses. Cheers up, you'll get out one day, maybe
>>540515478well well well,if it ain't the consequences of my own actions
Morning spakkersDropped the car off for new brake pads, hope I don’t need discs Coffee
>>540520638France is a shithole you filthy immigrant
>>540520951Bradford lol, filthy paki
> Trumps team begging for ideas on what to do about Iran Join them and nuke the yids
Wibbletits seething hours.
>>540520893did mine myself mate
>>540515633Do you have to hand over all your biometric data when you visit?
shall i have a tanty todayor a meltydecisions decisions
>try to watch PaulNoncey? Yeah? Bit too Noncey>try to watch AssassinsNoncery innit? Bugger. Rather
>>540521096you drive a bmw
>>540521242no *you* drive a bmw
>>540521360I certainly do not, my audi is far superior
>>540521198>Assassins(1995)Wight Wing Death Squad *craps diaper*SuPOZZitory, nigga!
>>540517856life begins today... life begins today....life begins today.....life begins today.....life begins today.....
Watched In the Grey last night, was ok
Bit slow this morning.
>>540521893Wasn't baby faggot yankslop?I almost cringed to death watching CasinoStupid faggot Jewish cuck and his baby little whore clutching her material object and money in defense after a vile kike defiles her. Just awful
>>540521964usually is when the runcorn paedo is not here talking to himself about the joys of homeless life
>>540521973Fuck women dude. That behavior is unacceptable.
>>540521973Eiza Gonzales made up for any disappointment
>>540521851https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiNdcBg3xC8
>>540522026
> China evacuates one million from homes as massive storm arrivesOne tower block then
>>540515478>Be Bri*ish>Purchase a baseball bat>Bri*ish police pounce on you when you exit the storeThe fucking state of the pinkshirt fascistshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ali6je_3CTc
avin a ___ ___
>>540521067That's just a slightly overweight build though not gigagyno due to hormone imbalance like floppo has kek
>>540515633All praise the Dear Leader. I for one love living in the Democratic Republic of the United Kingdom
Israel's Foreign Secretary on a mad one as per
>>540519365>>540519475>A flight in Canada has been cancelled after a child refused to sit down and fasten their seatbelt.>The Porter Airlines service had left the terminal at Victoria International Airport in British Columbia and was heading for the runway.>According to the airline, a parent and cabin crew had repeatedly tried to secure the child in their seat to no success.>The plane was forced to return to the gate so the parent and child could be removed along with their luggage.>Remaining passengers also had to disembark while flight plans were refiled and other paperwork was completed.>However, this delayed the Toronto-bound flight beyond the runway's closure time at 12.30am, leaving passengers stranded in British Columbia for the night.If it's Leafland then definitely a poo spawn
>>540517287It just occured to me that britpol will be the last place to be shut down once the totalitarian control system is established, im sorry for mocking britpol, defend britpol and freedom at all costs, if we dont make it i'll see you in the camps lads
>>540522230Good to see there's still some good people left in Britain, not just ignoring whats happening, ITS IN THE FUCKING WRAPPER
>Aussies take a full day to discover that a dead body is in fact someone's Realdoll they shamefully disposed of in the ocean
>>540522492not really. we have boards elsewhere
>>540522475im so tired of slimy sandpeople.
>>540522492There's more chans than 4chan
>>540518760What does he even get out of this?
>>540522475>Trumps team literally begging for suggestions on how to deal with Iran Join them and nuke the yids, experiment over
>>540522636Every chan equally as shit
>>540515478Economy is fucked.Get out while you can, before the stampede.Also dont hold pounds, the borrowing is about to go crazy.
>>540522815Depends where you go.
>>540519024I'm leaving this sinking shithole country. I hope it all burns, which it probably will the next time the diversity lot gets pissed off.
>>540522815dunno about that. multiple images, per post, higher upload limit, other features, etc
>>540522851Filtered for being a glownigger.
REMINDER. Josh was chased out his flat by locals after he nonced a kid.
>>540522954>REMINDER. Josh was chased out his flat by locals after he nonced a kid.is this actually true?
>>540521177I fucked up today ladfilled me car up with diesel on accident and ruined itgalactic brain fart
>>540522967yep thats why hes in a hostel
>>540522475I have some respect for someone who is so unrestrained and pure in their evil. All it's missing is a maniacal laugh at the end of the post.
>>540522954FalseHe is incapable of doing anything for himself and would need a cadre of middleaged women with lanyards to do it all for him.
>>540522967Was eddies kid so….
>>540522785elizabeth is a yid
>>540523042the police moved him when the locals turned up
>>540520863Whats burnhams tattoo?
>>540523083I have a generous foreskin tho
>>540522980does that com pletely fuck your car up? like new parts new engine? you wally lad. you utter utter wally
>>540522980You’ve ruined your EV?
>>540522560At least they can dna test it so they can return it to the owner
>>540523287Curry sauce n chips, on a bagel
Tell me about Lord Miles, is it true that all of you gather at his place for tea?
>>540523309it depends how much of that diesel seeps into the engineI think you have to drain it rather than new part/engine, but idk. not a car fag.>you wally lad. you utter utter wallyI know lad, i'm a wally ladim going to go drink it offyour cousin would be proud
>>540523344prius ladfookin loved that thing
>>540522980Actually in japan?Just pick up the car, turn it over and give it a shake
>>540523287>>540523366Worker bee...
>>540523287The Oasis logo innit mate
>>540523429It's one of the Discord sad cunts on a proxy.
>>540523407If I had a Prius I would fill it with petrol, then chuck a match
>>540523434kek
>>540523461He said "on accident" like a dumb yank.It is "by accident". Only niggers and seppos say "on accident".
>>540523566Scousers do too
>>540523566Because he's a thick as shit spastic.
>>540523407Great bandhttps://youtu.be/aYDfwUJzYQg
>>540523658Yea and scousers say "lolly ices" and "dee Asda" or "dee Homin' Bargains"
>>540523658No we don't you wop meff
"millions will go back"oh yeah? will they?give a date you nonce british faggots
Been out the loop a while, what blackpills must we face today?
Dagos a nonce btw
>>540523724Me marrrr me darrrr me moter carrrrrGorra gerra leccy card coz me meters about to run out laaaaaaGizza chikken eyes werf forra flim lid
Flopsy wopsy pudding and pieKissed no girls and had a cry
still seething at wigger starmer (WS)
the order of 9 ngls
>>540519668https://xcancel.com/charliecolecc/status/2085008805339742628#m>According to recently released figures, under the 'one in, one out' scheme, the UK has taken in 1,117 migrants and returned 1,087; a net loss for the UK.>Between the 4th of August 2025 and 30th of June 2026, a total of 27,920 illegal migrants entered the UK via small boat, meaning just 4% were returned under this scheme.Balance of BAME trade: positiveWe're winning lads>About 4% of migrants arriving in Dover on small boats are being sent back under the government's "one in, one out" agreement with France, Home Office figures have shown.
>>540519668not an isolated case
>>540522086Nah I'm not watching some whore take $25,000 and some extravagant garments in 202XI built an entire homestead for under thathttps://youtu.be/WfJQ4l5wbMk
>>540523750on purpose <---> on accidenttbf its 200 IQ yank stuff
>Steam’s European Shipping Partner Breached — Customer Data Stolen in Alarming Cyberattack
>>540523755Nobody is going anywhere. In fact millions more will come in. Steve Laws is the most deluded man in Britain.
>>540523309No. Its just a standard pump out, flush and reprime the system under vacuum. Its extremely common because we have women and negros using our technology. Petrol into diesel is worse than the other way round. The bad combi is water in the diesel. A hydrolock can instalock the pistons in 2 stokes causing the conrods or bottom end to fail which is a new engine job. Usually a missfuel is just a new filter and system drain and bleed.
>>540524158Say that again when there's a 10ft tall solid gold statue of steve laws overlooking the kent coast
>>540524137must have deleted my info from december then, thats goodfucking hate digital systems and the cretins who continue to advocate for them
>>540524158Steve Laws/ Donald Dumpf/ Nigel FarageThe triage of liberal personality derangement. >everything I don't like is caused by X and X alone.
>>540524308Can't wait for digital ID data breaches
>>540524137so deck and steam machine users then. oh well
>>540524352All 3 of them
>>540524347won't happen because the information is held in secure systemssecure systems, broit can't happenthe systems themselves are secure
>>540524379*steals your government data*
>>540524379I've never known a system more insecure than literally any government system I've worked on.
https://xcancel.com/RT_com/status/2086137722599510496#m>SHIRTLESS ISRAELI BRAWLS with AMERICAN at Philippines airport after ‘RACIST REMARKS’ — PUNCHES FLY >‘BABY KILLER… Hitler was right, too bad Hitler didn’t finish killing Jews’ — Lee to Rosenberg >Rosenberg then KICKS Lee’s TROLLEY BAG and STRIKES HIM — TempoWhat an awful haircut
Keep seeing Brits on my tl say "restore or war", what does it mean?
>>540524216>10ft tallNeeds to be atleast 100ft tall like the giant Buddha ones they have in China>am a statue lads
>>540524379Our gov IDs will be stored as a .txt file on a temu 64gb usb stick
>>540524347Then what? There is a data breach and then what? Nothing happens. Keep shitting yourselves over things. Your data is already sold everywhere anyway.
>>540524566Reminder that Track & Trace™ was a single Excel file that the call centre operators could only access one at a time.
he invented coffee
>>540524566Might not have enough budget for that mate.Ahmed and Karim need a council house to stay in too.
>>540524777Don't forget this one either: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-54423988>The badly thought-out use of Microsoft's Excel software was the reason nearly 16,000 coronavirus cases went unreported in England.>And it appears that Public Health England (PHE) was to blame, rather than a third-party contractor.>The issue was caused by the way the agency brought together logs produced by commercial firms paid to analyse swab tests of the public, to discover who has the virus.>They filed their results in the form of text-based lists - known as CSV files - without issue.>PHE had set up an automatic process to pull this data together into Excel templates so that it could then be uploaded to a central system and made available to the NHS Test and Trace team, as well as other government computer dashboards.>The problem is that PHE's own developers picked an old file format to do this - known as XLS.>As a consequence, each template could handle only about 65,000 rows of data rather than the one million-plus rows that Excel is actually capable of.>And since each test result created several rows of data, in practice it meant that each template was limited to about 1,400 cases.>When that total was reached, further cases were simply left off.
>>540524506Its means vote restore - the only contender to pledge remigration of foreigners - or there will be a major unrest.>>540524474>>540524566Not knowing how anything works, the civil sevice will outsource the contract to poos and foreign larpers.>>540524602Obviously.
>im being harassed online>Send the person one clear, written warning not to contact you again. If they contact you again after you've told them not to, do not respond. Print out copies of evidence such as emails or screenshots of your phone
Imagine there's some fella who heard about covid when it was new so he went into hiding and has had no contact with the outside world since and he now believes everyone is deadGod I wish that were me
>>540524777>>540524867Importantly though track and trace was never intended to track and trace the common cold. It was designed to scare boomers into compliance with covid rules while the jews skimmed and washed as much public money as possible before anyone realised.
>Counter-terror police refer themselves to IOPCIf it turns out Anne's killer was the one who firebombed Farage's house...lmao
>>540524777>>540524867Things like this really make me despair.How did we go from a nation of inventors and pioneers to this?
>>540524892just start harassing them back
>>540518760This is now a British expat thread
>>540524994Irish, Women, niggers in that order.
>>540525007>lowest bidder gets the contract>outsourced to bangladesh>100 jeets cost less than 1 white
>>540524980Why do most senior british police look like butch lesbians?
>>540524980but I was told definitively that it was a robbery gone wrong
>>540524977>>540524994That'll be £37 billion for your Excel spreadsheet, goy.
>>540525086Meant for>>540524994Can hardly see me phone in this sun ffs
>>540524975The biggest disappointment disappointment from the covidiotry period was that it was totally contrived and hardly anyone died. Im particularly disappointed the vax was just a placebo with a pick me up and the vaccinated are all fine.
>>540525099>look like
>>540525099Mark Rowley lately looks like he's been injected with poison.
>>540525132Some of the cattle got a free donut on their third injection
>>540525099https://www.gbnews.com/news/lesbian-nana-arrest-police-officer-apology
>>540525132member all the videos of the chinks laying dead in the street?Member they welded their apartment doors closed and blasted messages over drone speakers "Please comply"
>>540525132you'd want to keep the cattle alive
>>540519068It makes you unique
>>540525170Oh shit hopefully i won't get extradited lmao
>>540525132>the vaccinated are all finethey're not though, many premature deaths, cancer rates at all time highs, various other nasty side effects
>>540525190Remember when they tossed their pets off of balconies?
>>540525189>second hand clothesgrim
>>540522230OI YOU DON'T KNOW THE WHOLE STORY MATE
Just as British as you or I.
>>540525132>have perfect example of a closed testing environment with the Diamond Princess"The Diamond Princess is a British-registered luxury cruise ship that is operated by Princess Cruises, a holiday company based in the United States and Bermuda. In February 2020, during a cruise of the Western Pacific, cases of COVID-19 were detected on board. The vessel was quarantined off Japan for two weeks, after which all remaining passengers and crew were evacuated. Of the 3,711 people on board, 712 became infected with the virus – 567 of 2,666 passengers, and 145 of 1,045 crew. Figures for total deaths vary from early to later assessments, and because of difficulties in establishing causation. As many as 14 are reported to have died from the virus, all of them older passengers – an overall mortality rate for those infected of 2%.">these results were completely ignored for totalitarianism>>540525190For me it was that video of someone going through an Italian newspaper from Bergamo where the deaths section was suddenly 8 times as long
>>540524867Wasn't there a case during Brexit where some data was all stored manually in an Excel spreadsheet or something
>>540525222>meatflaps-69kek
>>540525248>Quarantine all boomers on board ships until they die of the fluBased.
>>540525007Isn't that just flirting
>French police are just nafris now
>>540525215I thought that was just them preparing dinner, smashed burgers are popular after all
>Could your tattoo stop you from getting a job?https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cpq81y7x1yeoLet's see who this woman is at the very start of the article.>Dr Alyssa Grocutt, who is herself heavily tattooed, explored perceptions of tattoos in the workplace for her PhD at the University of Calgary in Canada, and found many stereotypes around tattooed people still exist today, both positive and negative.So to answer the headline of the article is "yes".
>>540525339mirin those arms on the right oneis this achievable natty?
>>540525365I'm seeing anti-tattoo posts on x every day now. I'd start a tattoo removal business if I was in need of money.
>>540525190>>540525210The perfect self selection group for wave one of depopulating England, all the Karens, cunts and gullible normnoids in one helpful cleansing. Also with that groul gone, the path to wave 2 (the brown foreigners ) has considerably less resistance.
>>540525365>40% of British 25-49 year-olds have at least one tattoo, according to a 2024 YouGov poll.Ain't no way it's only 40%. I'd also like to see the break down by sex. It is literally impossible to find a woman under 35 that doesn't have some retarded doodle.
>>540525247He never takes off his string friendship friendship bracelet.
