Oy vey Goy!!you can’t just use kevala kumbhaka pranayama, enter tummo-style inner-heat meditation, concentrate on the laghima siddhi described in yogic tradition, and start levitating three meters above a Ministry checkpoint.Unauthorized manipulation of prana, repetition of seed mantras, breath retention beyond Regulation 7.4, or attempting any technique attributed to Patanjali’s siddhis, Tibetan lung-gom practitioners, Milarepa, or Hanuman’s mastery of lightness constitutes possession of pre-Correction ancestral memory.Gravity is not negotiable.Your grandparents did not fly.The archived footage of citizens floating over the capital was a weather anomaly.Please descend immediately, surrender your diaphragm to the Respiratory Compliance Officer, and report for memory sanitation.Remember:Humans have always been heavy
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>>540526050To fly atleadt 90% of your body should be your chest. Have big wings, have hollow bones, big lung, huge wings or be bird. I saw a monk drying a cloth with body heat on YouTube, I've heard about people who've lost appetite and need for sleep. But even I don't believe anyone can fly
>>540526291https://youtu.be/0AZU8S9F0yI
>>540526291is that what the person in a white robe told you?
>>540526050people use do to things like that all the time in the past. this is why old books talk about magic and cryptids like its just another Tuesday because people were much more in tune with the spiritual dimension. nowadays all the EMFs microplastics, hormone disruptors, processes "food", MK Ultra conditioning and vaccines since birth sure do mess up our innate superpowers. couple that with the gay nihilist soience based culture and there you go. the perfect population of zombie goy cattle.
>>540526050Transcendental Meditation Is pretty Jewish.
>>540526050Vote Rhino Party today! Repeal the law of gravity!
>>540526050If you eat mcsloppa this is impossible due to Iron intake
>>540526050>>540526555If you believe this kind of nonsensical parlor tricks is anything else but entertainment, you should be sterilized.
Farding
>>540529005They don't know about the yogic flyer party here in Canada.
>>540526050I think modern AA guns make monks quite obsolete
>>540526050Me when I fart while sitting down LMAO
I was levitating after taking 5 acid tabs one night. Thats all it takes, give it a go
>>540526050What kind of fool spends all that time and effort to study how to use kevala kumbhaka pranayama, enter tummo-style inner-heat meditation, concentrate on the laghima siddhi described in yogic traditionjust to waist their fucking time levitating?
The "third eye" in Hinduism and Buddhism refers to the male butthole."Eye" means asshole in many languages (e.g. in Russian ochko) and in English, doctors say the anus winks.The ascetism of Hinduism and Buddhism is derived from homosexuality (Cui bono?if other people find your sex interests perverted, what are you going to do? Become an ascetic).
