I'm buying this house. A plan to live as a monk in it.
>>540526108Invest in a whipper snipper
>>540526108What more does a man need?
>>540526161A what?
>>540526179a fucking lawnmower
>>540526108go for it. its not a bad life, i did the same. i soent my time building this tree stand to hunt deer from yesterday. not having rent relieves alot of stress and frees up alot of time
>>540526108Looks comfy. Live your best life, anon
>>540526108What are you going to do tip cows and jerk off?
>>540526108Thats pretty neat anon
>>540526108Looks comfy af
Enjoy.I no longer desire this type of life.I want a condo, preferably even eternal rental that is cheap but very nice.
>>540526189
>>540526242he can garden and raise chickens and things like that.
>>540526198Americans call this hunting
>>540526108Looks nice. Houses like that are ridiculously overpriced around here. My dream to live in nature and away from people will probably never happen, unless I just take a tent out into the forest.
>>540526264lol, silly australians
>>540526108That's a very nice house. >>540526179A big ass PV system with LFP batteries, a heat pump to maintain year round comfort in the home, an underground water well I can pump my water from, decent internet, some animals to keep me company.
>>540526193Koze
>>540526108thats a cute house. go for it anon and good luck
>>540526108Not a zen monk?
>>540526108House?Are you a leprechaun or something?Best of luck though. How big is the lot? Got soil room to grow some spuds?
>>540526161>>540526189>>540526264Why can't nobody put on sale a fucking biodegradable thread for this snippers instead of the plastic ones?
>>540526264Better put a blade on those bad boy. This plastic wire is not going to cut anything thicker than your little finger.
>>540526380You can just get one with a blade instead
>>540526264>whipper snipper It's called a weed wacker, son.
>>540526465Its called a jimminy triminy where Im from
>>540526108imagine the smell
how do you deal with insects and mosquitos and shit?
>>540526533I imagine it smells very nice
>>540526108ImpressiveVery nice
>>540526629by not being a pussy I presume
>>540526108did you stack up enough toilet paper?
>>540526108Shire maxxing
>>540526108go for it, I have one to spend my weekends and summers in it>>540526295>Houses like that are ridiculously overpriced around here.these are around 6K in Romaniaalso 5K an hectare of land in the paradise>>540526631>I imagine it smells very nicesmells of flowers
>>540526108Whatever you do, don't invite a woman to stay with you. You'll be trying to play vidya or browse /pol/ or read and she'll say "why don't you want to talk to me?"Monks had it right.
>>540526179Glory, you ascetic fuck
>>540526108Y'all defeatist incels are gay.
>>540526274it is. there are different methods of huntinglots of predators are "lurk" hunters(?)
>>540526179let men be either a hero or a saint, in-between lies only banality.
if you work remotely, you can hire the whole village do all the chores, farming and livestockthe villages need this kind of people
I tried using a scythe but it doesn't cut grass for shit. My american grass must be made of some kind of super grass.
>>540526380If you are seriously! serious!!! about that, then contact firms like https://www.expo-net.dk (you must have something similar locally) they already do non-plastic bio degradable alternatives (much more expensive ofc) of the nets they make for food packing.A simple line of the same stuff would be much easier (one reason for the higher price is how much more tricky it is to work the non-plastic stuff. Yes, I'm a pleb, I blue-collar work such machines).Personally, I just use a bit of wire from an electric wire fence thing. It's a bitch how often it needs changed - as I haven't managed to get it to "feed" the way the plastic works. But it's effecient, and doesn't seed microplastic all over my clay.
>>540526108tickseason will go hard
>>540526951Or, just consider, maybe it's a >skill issuehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnYS7Kt0Ibg
>>540526431retarded monkey
>>540526958>doesn't seed microplastic all overThis.Thanks
>>540526179Big кaзaн for rakia.
>>540526951its a skill. 90 year old farmer Manfred can cut it half an inch above ground and his scythe never hits dirt.the old generations met up early to hammer out their scythes in the morning, like a gathering of men. possibly with some alcohol. then they all went out to cut and the women bundled up the cut weed behind them. i still have all those tools in my shed and i will never throw them away. its nice how they tell a story.
>>540527110microplastics are made up to cover for the vaxx. you dont have microplastics in your body, its calamari clots made from misfolded spike protiens t.PUREBLOOD
>>540526108Invest in a mini split unit. Yurop is getting hot as fuck in Summer.
>>540526274It's how you hunt pigs if you don't have a big crew.
>>540527040If I let my grass grow that tall (I mean the height after he cut it) I would get fined and maybe even arrest if not just straight up killed in my own home.
>>540526465My neighbor calls it a weed whipper.
>>540527155I dunno, maybe I got a bum scythe but I spent like 300+ dollars and no matter how much I hone it or peen it, it does not cut my grass.I just use it as a weed whacker now for denser weeds that my string trimmer can't get.I guess the environment will be fucked.
>>540526274You wanna make a bunch of noise and waft your stink all over the forest by walking around go ahead.
>>540526465I think you mean Strimmer.
>>540526108Looks comfy as fuck.
>>540526108Men are checking out of society at an alarming rate.
>>540526161>mfw billabongs call a weed whacker a whippity snippity
>>540526242you have high speed internet with starlink and solar panels can power your house without problems. Imagine wanting to be near the city surrounding by niggers to enjoy normie activities like poisoning yourself with overpriced alcohol and dealing with std ridden whores.
>>540527259Sounds like you got the most brutal HOA in all of the states.Proper technique works with shorther grass too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSB9WlDVoiwBut if you're after a perfect "english lawn" one of these buggers would be your best bet (pic) if you don't like engine noise. It'll make an even nicer, cleaner cut than even the best boomer-garden-tractors. But man, you're going to be sweating in that climate of yours. Every bit as much, and possibly more, than working the scythe.
>>540526108nice, I respect that a lot, but you need something to occupy your time and mind with otherwise you go insane or become an alcoholic. even the most introverted people need to do that. you might have tolerance to loneliness but it does not last forever. I've been isolating myself for a few years now and its a miracle that I am still sane. I'm not talking about internet. read, play an instrument, learn a new language. things like that.
>>540526255Why not?
>>540526108Cut your lawn faggot
>>540527570it's the only reason I come here so I don't go insaneI haven't talked to another human being in weeks
>>540527333Witnessed.Had to look it up to be sure (ESL issue) but yeah, everyone manage the sharpening, but forget peen'ing. If you got both down, you should be able to cut short, soft grass with your blade. Maybe try working on your "angles"- is your blade level with the ground when you swing?- is the blade angled to 'slice' the grass rather than hit it edge on as you swing?
>>540526179computer games
>>540526108as long as the plumbing works, electricity good, the roof stays up, the doors lock and you have good internet, you're sorted blud.
>>540526193
>>540527705few weeks is nothing. I am talking about whole years. also another thing is to have a good sleep schedule and not reverse it like I did. I used to vampire max, sleeping during the day and being awake at night. I became very depressed. went back to a normal sleep schedule and now I am fine. that vitamin D and direct sunlight sure does wonders.
>>540526274>>540526856This. When I am deer hunting I’ll get into the woods at around 3am fall asleep until a deer wakes me up and shoot it
>>540527503you know what, look at this old man speaking chinese I think the angle of my scythe's blade might be way off.
>>540527827depression can be brutal
>>540527827It's hard when you're on your own like that sometimes I wake up early other times I stay up all night. You just lose track of time very easily. Having discipline with your sleep schedule is hard. I'm always talking to people in my head and having debates with myself but I think everyone does that you just rely on it more when you're alone
>>540526108looks nice to grow some based weedplants. get yourself a dog for company. no woman will join you anyway.
>>540527994Clean that up or else I'm gonna tell Jordan Peterson
>>540526856Sitting in a shack/tent/gay-retard-platform waiting for an animal to perambulate into your field of vision is not hunting you fucking retard
>>540526380They break
>>540526198>hunt deerwhy are you so evil and satanic?
>>540528299hello portgiese anon, yes im also debatingbor joking with people in my head when im alone. What are you doing to ascend all this? How to become a wise wizard when living alone lile Gandalf or other wizards in lord of the rings ?
>>540526856By your fucking logic im hunting right now in my living room, that is, if a deer happens to show up.Retrospective hunting is not real hunting
>>540526274>>540526856Your patronizing behavior won't help you to avoid starvation.
>>540526108Read Heidegger (in German)
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>>540526189you can eat some brekkie, then smash back some tinnies, grab a kitchie whipper snipper and snibbidy sneb
>>540526274this dane still thinks killing a deer should be some pagan rite of honor ritual while the real human being is going to make food out of it for their mouth then their butthole will turn it into poop. real deep stuff right there.
>>540526461doesnt cut grass very well, blade is for brush cutting
>>540527994if i push that stuff off, will you die?
>>540526108Why?
>>540528746Maybe there needs to be some more specific words for hunting? Because I'm with you at least some of the way. But...>hunting for sport onlytrophy hunting, fuck those guys!>hunting for sport AND food combinedThat's what you're on about, yeah? I dig that, but I'm too much of a poor fag to really be a part of it.>hunting for food, just thatBasically "trapping" could be used in english for that - even if traps isn't involved. "Fanger" på grønlænder-dansk.Anyhow, the only hunting I do is for food, just food. And I do it from blinds. No deer for me though, they don't come out here.But during that time, a sensible man can legally bag two geese a day without any special permit, add to that any Canada geese that happened by this way. No limit on those bitch ass fuckers.
>>540528299>I'm always talking to people in my head and having debates with myselfsame. I think this is normal if you are not an NPC and also a bit on the spectrum. gotta start using that to your advantage. I developed an immaculate english and russian accent just by constantly talking with myself. learning japanese right now and doing the same. >>540528735you got to start with meditation. wizard maxxing is possible but you need to tame your mind first and break any materialistic soience barriers that you might have from school, media or higher education. otherwise any occult text will seem like gibberish or just pure insanity. start with candle meditation for a few weeks, 15 min per day is enough and then move to regular closed eye stuff. start reading about energy work and alternative cosmologies that explain magic and esoterics. even some Carl Jung stuff can be good enough to dip you toes and try the water. after that pick a magical practice and start to experiment with it. dont worry about finding source materials because if you truly wish to learn things like that, you will synchronistically stumble onto them all the time. things like that will always find you themselves. also dont expect to be throwing fireballs by the end of the year. this is not some harry potter shit. true wizardry is being untied from the material and being able to see things as they are. its bending reality via willpower alone, not changing or manipulating it but being able to set the timelines and causal chains in your favor.if you already have good pattern recognition for jewish shenanigans you are on the correct path. the biggest achievement will be "being in the world but not of this world" just like Jesus said.
>>540526108Thats a lot of grass your going to have to pick
>>540526108Comfy.I'm paying you a visit.
>>540528735I don't understand your question. What am I doing? I don't do anything of substance. I've done a trillion things in my head but never enacted them in the real world. I have a notepad a mile long with ideas I wrote about cool things to do but never done any of it. Don't look to me for advice I'm just a retard.
>>540528816What starvation?
>>540526108you can like buy one of picrel and put in a patch of land you can buy for another 500 bucksGrow and sell weed, you will cover your losses in about a month
>>540530126Do you know of any portguese cheap land and small house like OP's pic ? Would you recommend that for somelne who cant speak portugise ?
>>540529514kek but there are houses you can move around, like disassemble them and assemble them at the new location just like I didi use it as a guest house
>>540530656renovation was more expensive then the house
>>540529507Magical practice and esoterica is a bit risky. If you're already worldly or self-centered you can get possessed or just irreversibly self-deluded, self-aggrandized and simply deranged. That's how occultists go. Exciting at first but digesting cosmologies and living in chapel perilous leaves you an unhealthy mess. Nothing comes free of cost.It is good in that once you experience the reality of it there's a chance you'll be spooked enough to ditch it in favor of trusting God. Doesn't seem like most do though.Even just meditation can take you to bad places and bad conclusions if you are spiritually ungrounded. It's an open secret that people kill themselves all the time on meditation retreats. Ask about it from advocates and their mask of being so at ease with themselves and enlightened comes off real quick.
>>540529507did you ascend ? Tell us the secrets of this world, can you help me attain money to buy a house ? I want a ground floor housr with a little bit garden, they get problems with climbing stairs, i would like to buy a ground floor house and the garden so they can spend time on tje garden, we have lived whole life in a flat with no garden.
>>540531330they: for my aging parents
>>540526189it whips and snips
>>540530466Nvm people like you must die and they will.
>>540531316yes. if you are ungrounded you are like driftwood. can end up very badly. I started with a strong christian upbringing. that was my spiritual base. plenty christian mystics during the centuries. Im not the first. funny enough despite delving deeper into occult and esoterics that did nothing than strengthen my baseline christian beliefs.
>>540531330I know only one magic that can help you buy a house I have picrel printed and displayed in the messy photo I previously uploaded >>540527994
>>540531330>Tell us the secrets of this world, can you help me attain money to buy a house ?or you could just grow and sell weed like I suggested
>>540526264Ah yes, a choppy whoppy. A green snippy whippy
>>540531533Yeah no shit, everyone dies
>>540526161>never used a scythe ngmi
>>540526108Comfy. Get a goat to mow the lawn for you.
>>540528299>I'm always talking to people in my head and having debatesI think that's called inner monologue. It's mostly you doing the talking?
>>540526242Look at the hylic sneering, cannot fathom someone not having surrogate activities
>>540530604Fuck off. We're full
>>540526879this. finally somebody on this godforsaken website gets it.
>>540530604>cheap lol no it's fucked over there too
>>540526108Looks comfy. Wish it was me.
>>540528906anon, I kneel.
>>540530656>>540530689I know one couple who did that.Are you from Bucharest?
>>540526333Is that like a tripper snipper? |whadayatalkinabeeet?
>>540532888You know you can buy a home much bigger than that, an a quarter acre+ lot for about US$ 20K in 'udkantsdanmark' - right?
>>540531330depends on what you think ascension is. ironically the simplest things in life are the true enlightenment. you are born with nothing and will die with nothing. chasing material things is chasing the wind. as long as you are on the hamster wheel, it will go on forever. the less stuff you worry about the freer you areI wake up in the morning well rested. I have a very easy remote job that covers all the things that I actually need. I do not chase cheap vibes or things that lose value over time. I dont waste time with low quality people, I dont owe any debt to anyone. I have a lot of free time to do things that I am really interested about. compared to what the world would describe as a "happy life", my life is quite and simple but I like it that way. I think for myself and do not let anyone implant fears inside my mind and as a result I go back to bed in the evening just as happy and relaxed as I am in the morning.you need to realize the emptiness of the material and truly and wholeheartedly reject it. all this may sound very buddhist coded.I know. but its not. ethics, wisdom, morality and freedom are a general human thing and cannot be owned by any group or religion as for getting money and buying a house I cant help you, the place that I live in right now I inherited it. didnt have to work or save up a cent for it. I like to see it as the result of my practice and spiritual shift rather than luck. a lot things could have prevented this outcome yet the timeline that benefited me the most, prevailed. idk. there are a lot of ways to explain that. Jesus put it greatly when he told people to stop worrying about stuff. If God takes care of birds, flowers and animals, what makes you think that He will not take care of you? arent people less valuable that a flowers or a small birds? just surrender the control.even if you reject God still there is a lot of proof that living a simple and spiritually rich life does reward a lot of benefits in a lot of ways.
>>540532971no, but i spent like a decade in bucharest and nowadays I regularly travel to itand yeah, its pretty common to buy traditional houses made of solid wood and move them around> pls dont doxx me
>>540533679hate bucharest. claustrophobic and full of people. gets super hot in the summer. those tiny ass sidewalks. only 2-3 meters between the huge commie blocks and a multi lane roads. not a single tree in sight. depressing af. not that chisinau is better but at least is not that crammed and has a lot more trees around.
>>540526264>angled shaftgay
>>540526179Remove the greenery thats very close to the house or you WILL HAVE ZE BUGS>t. Haz ze bugs
Monks live together with other monks so they can buttfuck eachother
>>540533888I dislike bucharest, left it during covid. it was ruined because of post-communist urban zoning plans, or the lack of thereof. i like chisinau pretty much, I used to date a chick over there so I even rented an apartment for a couple of months. its a bit depressing but overall pretty good.looking forward to our reunion broanon
>>540533968What bugs do you have?
>>540534143I'll have a glass of wine to your good health later today.sănătate. numai bine.
>>540534047what about the monasteries with only nuns?
>>540534362noroc si doamne ajuta
>>540533435but you don't/can't reject the material completely, you are still working nonethelss and still have some material things, even if its less than other people's stuff.Would you reject it if you would get a mansion, servants that cook for you and young girls to have sex with daily?
>>540526108I don't know how they do things over there in Hungary, but I'd make damn sure that foundation is good, no black mold, or some ridiculous unpaid property taxes.
>>540534480We can only imagine anon…we can only imagine…just a building full of women in heat, during the actual heat of summer so they are sweaty, probably dont have a/c because its a modern creature comfort…
>>540533435Rare blessed anon>do not let anyone implant fears inside my mindBig one. People terrorize their psyches for entertainment all the time and wonder why they're going mad. Solution? Get some pills to tolerate even more terror.
>>540527375>Strimmer>Comes with 20 types of blades and no String.That's a blimmer.
>>540534276Mostly Mosquitoes, some Flies, some Ectobius vittiventris. What I mean is having a ~50cm clearance around your house (better 1m) where you remove all plants, because Insects will live there and then be close to your houses openings.
>>540526108trim down the wild grassfix the roofchop down some of the trees that are too closescrap the 'shed' roof to free up space to build another room or a drivewayId live here if the houses inside is modernized
>>540534563not entirely, of course. we are humans. the link between the spiritual and the material. we need the material to survive. but the thing is that humans actually need surprisingly few material things in order to be happy and fulfilled.as for mansions or maids and stuff. idk, man, all that seems like a lot of headache to be honest. imagine having to worry daily about all that. hiring them, paying their wages. I would probably sell all that so I dont have to ever work again my entire life. slowly spending it and having all the free time in the world. that would be cool.as for sex, its a natural thing that we need from time to time but its not like food or air. you can live without it. saving you seed can even increase your vrill. no wonder all the ascetics are celibate.I would much rather go for a loving relationship without sex than having a new girl every night but no meaningful or long-lasting connection to her. I'm still a bit conflicted because I am young and healthy and the urges are strong but you can learn to alchemize them into something else that usually ends up being much more valuable or lasting than a few minutes of sex. making children is something else and I will not go on tangents regarding that.
bros u dont need to reply to op, he abandoned the threadI found a shitty 80000 euro wood bungalow near old dresden. everything about the property was dogshit. the road to it. the incline. but technically i could wage that money in a hand full of years. i think if you want to go for something ultra cheap the most important part is to scout offers for 1-years for cheap & no issue deals
>>540526264Curved shafts are shit
>>540526189Looks Canadian, you may need a leaf blower too.
>>540526198Good job bro, looks comfy
>>540526108It won't work. Hordes of pretty young milkmaids seeking your tradchad powers will besiege you until your monastic vows crack.
>>540526108Fuck yar. Get a little goat to help keep the weeds down and milk that fucker, too.Congratulations.
I want to move to Hungary. Are you racist to anglos?
So long sex!
it better have>internet >running water>AC
