I'm gonna play video games and smoke fat joints while you work and pay for it. You can try the NEET lifestyle today if you want, just call in sick.>b but Mr. Shekelstein needs me todayno he doesn't>b but how am I gonna pay Mr. Noseberg?uh don't take a day off anon, you deserve it.
>>540529358Based. The employim dont deserve happiness or sleep-ins. 95% will wake up one day and realise that they're in the same financial position we are, but their body will be broken
>>540529426That's when they will blame you
>>540529646Based Bharat Bull, I am also South Asian and the white women love me. I think this is because Indian men have a reputation for being suave, handsome, and well endowed. BIC is a potent weapon.
>>540529358I work from home. Make over $200k per year. I have a nice house a wife and 3 kids. You will never have any of those things. I am set for life and now work to help my kids get a head start in life. You live by the whim of politicians. I am currently walking and doing emails on my phone (exercise). Ill spend a couple hours this morning doing calls and emails. Then I'll enjoy a nice lunch and spend the rest of my work day playing 7 Days to Die on my 55 in TV. I was neet in my 20s. I justified it to myself like youre doing, but all it took was the love of a good woman to make me want to try. Good luck
>>540529646>I have hooked up with a few white womenGross, why.
>>540529927>but all it took was the love of a good woman to make me want to tryWell, I'm fucked then lmao
>>540529927I have those things and I don't work. (Except 200k income)I subsistence farm.
>>540529358BASED!!Mondays are the NEETGODs favourite day. It's when wagiesImagine waking up to an alarm.
>>540529358Made daube provinciale today. Just 4 hours of lurking while the pot does its magic. Wagies could never.
>>540529358You are a god among men. You are the recent meaning of American dream. You are everything a man should be in 2026, OP.
>>540530048You deserve better then white women. Hell we all deserve betten then white women.
>>540529927How to work from home? I currently have to go to the city to find any work. My rural hometown only jobs are nursing but I wanna go home and be happy again.
>>540531683lie on resumeyou have to lie on your resume in order to get a remote job, because HR is pickier for those. remove any employment gap, improve job titles, have a friend give you wonderful references (basically pretend you're a turbo goycattle golem), make up previous promotions and achievements etc
How do I get gibs and neet? I'm already on 4 medications for anxiety, depression and PTSD.
>>540529426My work has allowed me to accumulate a liquid net worth of over $1 million. Meanwhile you’re begging for government scraps and hoping they never get cut. Your retirement plan is likely suicide.
>>540531683Just lie bro. Lie about everything. We are in the meme economy now.
>>540529927>I was a NEET in my 20s>then the love of a good woman brought me an easy $200k wfh jobNice bait
>>540532352Fellow millionaire here. I own 12 houses. You dirty neets don't even have one. Also, what's the point of ataying home masturbating if you don't have a massive dick (which I do)?
>>540529358>>540529646what a disgusting fucking thread
>>540532352Im inheriting several million from my boomer parents and live comfy on welfare. Lower your tone when you speak to me
>>540532905Cry more Amerilard, little wageslave.
>>540533218What’s the Australian peso worth these days?
>>540529358This would be based but i cannot trust you
>>540533325Whats the Amerimutt gene pool worth mongreloid?
>>540529358Meh I work from home and it's a jerkoff job. I'm half neet as it is and earn multiple times your gibs unless you have a literal or figurative mommy spoiling you.
>>540532342Bump. It physically, mentally and emotionally hurts to work
>>540533404That’s rich coming from a Chink resource colony.
>>540534243Yes, we sent them rocks, they send us cars you cant buy
>>540529358lowlife N be praisedand you lie like your mom did 40 suttin years ago KYS
For me it's using my EBT to make home cooked meals to bang Indian hotties off tinder. Indian girls are the sexiest, biggest boobs etc
>>540529358I'm on paid vacation right now so I'm getting paid to sit on my ass
>>540529358Break the matrix
>>540529358Hello fellow Neet Slept out till 11:30 today than comfy food and sit in my pillow massage chair
>>540529358I like to think of myself as an Elite NEET>wake up at 9am, stretch/foamroll, shower, brush teeth, skin care>breakfast & coffee>smoke weed and play video games/shitpost all day, maybe swim in my parents pool if its hot enough>eat two more meals during above time>go to gym with wagie gym bros when they get off work (upper/lower split 6x per week)>post-gym stretch/foamroll/sauna/shower>last meal of the day>big cup of delicious coffee after last meal>smoke weed, play video games, shitpost on 4chins the rest of the night>brush, skincare, sleep at 2amwagies are barely 30 years old complaining about all of their sore joints, their fat accumulation, their slop diets kek couldn't be me.
>>540529358thanks, I enjoy my job
>>540534499>He trusts the chinkmobiles
I have been unemployed for a week. Bored af
>>540535460>30 years old complaining about all of their sore jointsthis is no joke, i have wagie friend and he in his 30ies already with fucked up back. I told him- you don't have to do it, but he doesnt get it
>>540535741I wish one could just live in the snow zones of the overworld map.
>>540535055Never had that flavor. That and middle eastern are only ones left on my list. How do you deal with the guilt of fucking them and not wanting to commit? I feel like a scumbag every time (doesnt stop me though lol)
>>540532342You can apply for SSDI but I heard it's kind of tough to get on. I'm a veteran neet so my checks come from the VA.
>>540535460>living with someone >dealing with anyone's faggot house rules or having to mind othersCouldnt be me anymore. Even a very close friend or a bitch would drive me nuts to deal with. I have lived way too long on my own and cohabitation with anyone sounds like hell.
>>540529358>ran out of weedLife is only bearable while high.
>>540529927>I became a corpocuck for pussyGrim
>>540529927I am 95% sure the woman is gonna betray you but good on you for the kids and everything else.
Couldn't be me at work
>>540529358I'm eating pretzel sticks and playing mina the hallower:3>T. Fellow neet
>>540529927That's cool, I'm eating pretzel sticks and playing mina the hallower. later I'll probably go to the park and feed the ducks.
>>540532905Kill yourself migger
>>540532352It's so funny you still think there's gonna be a livable world to retire in
>>540529358we work so our wonderful neets can chill
>>540529358>just be homeless bro it's fun i swear
>>540529927>200k/yr and boasting about a 55” tv. you are lying, faggot.
>>540539347I make 70k a year and I have 65 inch tv.
>>540539146Calm down doomer. It’ll be fine.
I feel like I may have contracted mono
>>540529927I get tismbux, grow potat end play vidda gaem :)
>>540529358>I'm gonna play video games and smoke fat joints while you work and pay for it. Oh my sweet summer child. I threw away laboratory reagents worth a few million dollars because they "expired" (but everyone with half a brain know they work completely fine) at my hospital today. You definitely paid for that. Your petty "revenge" on society is just sad, no one cares and it amounts to us state employees slacking off for like 5 minutes.
>>540529358
>>540529927>mutt>reddit spacing>my job is answering calls and emails>my free time is spent playing video games on a 55 inThe fact you made this a blog post screams how miserable you are deep down.
>1PBTID>jewbot thread>don’t be productive goyim>be a loser. >Because being a very low value male and an obvious fucking loser actchuallly means you’re a le winner because you and your life have literally zero value
>>540532352>a liquid net worth of over $1 millionVery middle class of you. Congrats on your waging successes.
>>540529358Based NEET thread. Have a bump. Fuck working and supporting a globohomo system that rabidly hates men and Whute Americans
>>540545163>globohomo jew stops in to kvetch Even more reason to bump NEET or NPNW threads
>>540545163goy
>>540545163Thank you all for keeping this thread alive in my absence.I may have some big unemployed news tomorrow please stay tuned.to all the goyim/haters: bbububu I make 20 million dollars an hour waaa thanks for the taxes faggotto my fellow travelers you honour more than I can say
>>540529927>I signed up for divorce rapelol
>>540529358based
>>540547959Get a job, who knows, you might even like it. It's mostly the social connections for me, so maybe a social hobby is even better than wage slavery but w/e you do you. Trust me the "tax payer money" you think you "waste" is a laughable amount. I waste more as a state employee per minute than you can dream of in a year.
>>540547959>>540546994>he thinks white men bump jew psyop threads lol >>540546957> NPNWHahaha>just give me a sex slave big daddy government and I will then put the fries in the bag>surely men’s sisters and daughters being assigned to the biggest fucking losers in the country is a viable plan. What could go wrong?!> globohomo jew stops in to kvetchYes yes, it is the jews who want white men and their nations to be strong and healthy and productive>the jews and enemies of the west just hate when white men give up and embrace being useless fucking gigalosers in mommy’s basement playing video games and developing more and more extreme and degenerate porn addictions This psyop only works on the lowest of low IQs and the biggest losers in society, essentially the >>>/r9k/ crown.
>>540548878>that “meme”Gay as hell
>>5405488781. Nah I need a boss, weakness on my part I admit2. Labour is the only thing of value in this world, see for instance oh all the works of Karl Marx.3. To each according to their needs, from each according to their ability.4. So fight the capitalist oppressor, join a labour union, vote socialist (even if they are largely bourgeois puppets even here, hey better than nothing), dare I say stockpile weapons for the inevitable class war.5. Right you are6. I agree on illegal wars, the rest is clearly far right populism, fuck off.Why are we both considered far-left again?
>>540535460>maybe swim in my parents pool if its hot enoughits pretty rare to find an honest neet story on /pol/. most of them try as hard as they can to beat around this bush
>>540529358I work so that my descendants won't have to. I've done the maths, and I should be able to accrue enough wealth to provide perpetual UBI to my entire bloodline.
It is their sacrifice that makes each week worth showering for.
>>540529927Neet here, I also have a hot blue eyed blonde haired wife (my girlfriend from elementary school), three sons with blue eyes, a nice paid for house, a paid for commercial property, and two 85" tvs in the game room. Because, I wasn't a midwit wagie, working to make others rich, and living by the whims of a bossman.If you're a reasonably intelligent white male you shouldn't be someone's employee, you should be employing others.
>>540529927>>540555880Oh, I forgot, I make more money than you too.
>>540529358You know what I love? Not fucking working
the problem with neetdom is its poverty
>>540556222>I can only make money by being Shekelburg's employimWhy are you like this?
>>540555949yep
>>540529426>employim
The UK 'conservative' (i.e. jewish) press is constantly kvetching about the growth in NEETism. They blame all sorts of things. Niggers don't or won't grasp that if every fucking Mohammed who sets foot in the country gets everything for free why the fuck should anyone else have to work?
