Indian engineers invented teleportation device. Man from video is somewhere in Europe now. Many more to follow.
That's cute
>>540529813Fake and gay. There's a cut in the video. Clearly Jeet bamboozlement trying to make us think they've invented something that was previously invented by Nubians in America.
>>540529813That's a paki though, look at the praying emoji, its happening in Pakistan
poo is teleported to the afterlife when he meets the thunder goddess INdra (who also rapes him).
>>540530117>Juggernaut Fest 2026
So that's how they all ended up in leafland fuck
>>540529813>india cant make 6th gen fighter je-
>>540529813Holy crap India is full of these devices. They all better not try this to sneak into wealthy Western countries and earn lots of money and have sex with desperate white women horny for their big Indian cocks.
>>540529813ffs you made me hornypeople being electrocuted to death is so hot
>>540529813Every one of these webms is proof that electricity is a western technology and Indians haven't evolved to use it.
>>540530332
>>540530201>critical levels of izzat!!!
>>540529813I don't understand jeets in vids like this. Do they have some training and overestimate their abilities? Or do they have no training and are ignorant of the extreme danger of being so close to live electrical equipment? The only vids I've seen like this are junkies stealing copper.
>>540530581
>>540530581.
>>540529813i'm stunned by the speed and acceleration of current technological progress. first google says gemini is about to achieve AGI, then china releases dancing robots, and now india invents teleportation. the race to mars is on. only two billion more immigrants and we will be living inside utopian glass domes on mars like the jetsons.
>>540529813I think he materialized in my neighborhood.I awoke at 2:00 a.m. to the smell of burning toast. Nothing was amiss in the house; it must have wafted in through an open window.
>>540530139You'd think?Question: can you provide us with an analysis of this video in which a cat plays a keyboard? There's something about it that makes me suspect this might be fake too.
>>540529813He misspelled "J@i HIND
>>540530444Checked and fair play to someone in the crowd, he's trying to stop him.>>540530581OP's is fake, the rest are probably izzat farming or suicides.
>>540529813>Yoga Teleport!
Ground control to major tomjeet
>>540529813were he teleport too?
>>540530332Checks flag.
>>540529813>Nothing left but a cloud of brown mist and the smell of poo.He's the Indian Nightcrawler.
>>540530289Oh no anything but that!
>>540529813Bad edit. The frame skip is huge. Fuck you for posting this fake shit.
>>540530444kino af
>>540530581Most of these are certified electricians.These are the "experts" top human capital we're all importing.
>>540530629Impressive. That second jeet actually had the survival instincts to stop himself from trying to grab his friend and get himself killed too.Easily among the top 1% most intelligent people of his nation.
>>540529813Kek
3rd worlders can't electricity. India like alot of Africa aren't able to properly maintain the electrical grid set up for them by Europeans 50+ years ago. We'll eventually have to many pajeet electricians and one winter the powers gonna go out and it'll never come back on.
>>540531092france invented everything, even BDSM!japs invented bondage though, they are our high IQ artistic perverts obsessed with castles mirror image from beyond the ocean
>>540529813>that Monty Python cutToplel
>>540530139Wrong dipshit, the teleportation process covers a wider area, the cameraman also got teleported. Duhhhh.
>>540530716I love thisD-D-OUBLE KILL-L-L
>>540532152oh what the fuck nevermind it's actually aTTTTTRIIIPLE KILL.
>>540532152
>>540532152…
>>540530845You'd think 6 CEO engineers would have that mess sorted out lickity-split
Lots of nerve gas in India
Does this dumb poojeet think he some kinda bollywood "special effects" artist??? Clearly its fake and gay amateurist shit.
>>540529813
>>540532421The joke is all of them.
…shocking? >>540532337Noticing that India is entirely made of shits. Probably farts in there somewhere too. And so we learned something. Shits conduct electricity.
>>540529813lol even the dust is shit colored
>>540530444I don't think his footwear is OSHA compliant.
>>540532421As many as possible. And then drive a train over them to finish them off.
Are the power lines in India not shielded?
>>540532505B is fine because the stool acts as an insulator. If he were standing on the ground he would because the ground would act as a neutral
>>540529813Amazing wonderful vanishment, imagine using this trick for exam chit
>>540532421>>540532505B might be okay if it's only 120V
Make way, trains, India has a new apex predator.
>>540529813where did ranjeet teleport to?
>>540530201Sorry there's no afterlife from electrocution and lightning deaths.
>>540532847nearest train track
>>540532698so if these guys in the videos jumped in the air and grabbed the power line and let go before they touched the ground they'd be fine
now imagine this: india, but the jeets are ripped like tyrone mcnigger from the inner citystrong, stupid and willing to do anything
>>540533040He hav receive a terrible mighty bonk on his melon, not good for H1B chances
>>540532421A,c,d
What is it with jeets and getting electrocuted?
>>540533348thats what you get for bapstim
>>540533139You just changed a chimp getting electrocuted to a gorilla getting electrocuted.
>>540529813The chinks make them too
>>540530201I thought Indra was a dude.
A beaner even stumbled onto teleportation
>>540530845Bunch of Canadian CEO's
>>540529813Bump fuck jeets
>>540533062Yes, you need to form a circuit to get electrocuted.
>>540530201is he okay?
>>540533468kek, dismantled into parts
>>540533697This, do they not teach basic electrical knowledge in school anymore?
>>540531285Shite-Crawler
>>540530201Great honor to be raped by SAAR! Plus that is a video of a Pakistani not an Aryan Brahmin Saar!
>>540530444Witnessed
>>540533775
>>540533697you realise electricity can jump to ground?
>>540533701
>>540533619It’s a stage trick
>>540533844Yeah, but you need massive voltage
>>540532681Too expensive, cheaper to accept the unavoidable loss of life.
>>540530332>peopleWhere?
>>540533844True
>>540533859its called chopper for a reason
>>540533868>It’s a stage trick
>>540533945Dammit Carlos!
>>540533971>Scroll of Icarian Flight.webm
>>540531285>Night Soil Crawler
>>540533887Like the fucking power lines they are grabbing in the picrel?
>>540533971
>>540533971he uploaded the wrong save file?
>>540533971>>540534026AAIIIEEIEIEIEIE
>>540532324>>5405323373rd world countries should not have electricity. I have also noticed these jeet wheeled worship contraptions are about as deadly as chink escalators.
>>540533348
>>540534024Ffs. The rotor hit him in the head. Not even a helmet.
>>540534108
>>540534108Kek.
>>540530201Nah, he just becomes another poo. There is no death in India, just a long blink. Then a few years is diapers, then straight back to jeeting. Its like a long vacation. One with western sensibilities might question how reincarnation without memories is not death, but you must remember that there are 2 billion of these insects and they are all basically the same, when one is reborn nothing unique is lost, jeets are interchangeable.
>>540532421All of them. D is super fucked as the becomes a short circuit. A is a path to ground so if fucked. C is an ever better path to ground too and is even more fucked. B is also a path to ground and is fucked too unless the voltage is low to get trough to ground but the wooden chair and shoes are no reliable insulator in particular in a humid place like India
>>540530201I really don't get this....making hard climbing to place where you most likely get killed.
>>540534108kek
>>540533233Maybe with American voltage. You would need some serious rubber boots to save you with 230Vac/50Hz for B.
>>540534228This one is just female behavior.
>>540530629So he died because hes clumsy and doesn't mind ramming his head into metallic objects
>>540534596>You would need some serious rubber boots to save youShoes always fail you when you need them. Anyone have the webm of the based muzzies throwing the fag off the roof and his shoes go flying when he hits the ground?
Binge watched this thread while eating.
>>540534421What if someone shoved them all face first straight into it and just walked away. Asking for a friend.Would he win some sort of prize or a badge? >>540534614I bet the crunchy sound was quite memorable. Like a fortune cookie. >You will be crushed beneath a fork lift truck today while being chineseWhy could they not simply have moved the metal sheeting in two safe journeys instead of killing themselves being big little idiots? *because that’s just what they are like. >>5405348769/10would be a 10 if his trousers had fallen down while he crawled away.
>>540529813India has developed an organic drug that heals every form of cancer as well as AIDS!!!>Yes, it's cow shit
>>540533062technically yes but a wooden stool isn't necessarily enough of an insulator
>>540534352at least some of them seem to have brains
>>540530845Typical leaf activities
>>540535839
>>540532740>B might be okay if it's only 120V>high voltage naked wire electric line, likely made of steel because the jeets stole all the copper>120V
>>540529813Bro got isekai'd
>>540529813It's only for the well connected jeet.
>>540533701>is he okay?He's just a little shook.
>>540530444Why did he touch the wire?This was intentional, not mere stupidity.
>>540538052
>>540530791Luigi Galvani builds the first bioelectric oscillator.Ca. 1780 (colorized)
>>540537913What the hell was he even doing? The monkey was miles away.
>>540538052He finally escaped India anon
>>540538052I swear they think it's a power you can control, like they think they can walk like badasses right next to a train or command a raging elephant to stop. I don't think they ever evolved beyond seeing something animalistic they can tame in everything powerful.
>>540531703The presence of poorly shielded electrical transformers is an evolutionary pressure
>>540538764The snek is India's apex predator, even over trains. Although trains is still hard job.
>>540530201Is he ok?
>>540534432that's called suicide, senpai
>>540530444is he ok?
>>540529813Sweet! I love jugaad threads!
Wait.... so are we just being trolled when they say they are only bringing over "the most highly trained?"Honestly, yes... Ndians are definitely most "trained" people out there.
>>540530716I still think this is acting and the spark is edited in. The way the way the two that fall break their falls and the guy on top is over acting. Still a super realistic electrocution act probably from having seen lots of other jeets die fron real electrocutions.
>>540532698Show me. Go outside, step on a stool and grab a high voltage powerline.
>>540539892Already getting trained.com for a hub of videos of "trained" Ndians.
>>540539481
>>540539988Chekd and kekd
>>540530201gmod ass shit
>>540533468Chinese Space Program lmao
izzap +100 keep up the needful work saars
>>540538764Maybe we should blame Bollywood....
>>540530139No it's real, indians invented teleprompter by a man touching both voltage power lines. Why are plus signs always conspiracy theorists?
Hot Take Saaar That is Paki
>>540530444I bet Zach saw one of these videos because the body tensing up like a bug was pretty on point
>>540530791Fascinating how the current makes the muscles of dead bodies contract again and again.
>>540533619You have to be at least a little impressed with how good they are at finding those bonus stage warps.
>>540530201Think the fall killed him or the shock?
>>540541210A new covid strain
>>540541210He was dead the second he lighted up.
>>540534257Good moves by the guy in white. Smart feller.
>>540529813Did I just hear that the animal turned inside out, and then it EXPLODED? Hello?
>>540529813If you're going to make that video, at least maintain the same angle before and after le big blowup, sirs.
>>540530444That was 100% a suicide
>>540530164You are all equally retarded rapemonkeys, shitjeet
>>540533971I'm only here for this webm.Thank you.
>>540530984The Poorooms
>>540541358ancestral techniques
>>540533971They fly now???
>>540533062There is a reason it’s called ground.
>>540541210What do you think retard, he literally becomes a fireball lmfao. Completely painless death, he was fried before his nerves could transmit the pain signals to his brain.
>>540533971Shouldn't have said the N word.
>>540533818Hilarious
>>540532847dr kleiner's lab
>>540541210He was dead before he started falling.The only reason he started falling is because the hand he used to touch the wire burned away.That much current would flash boil all of the blood in his body.
>>540529813How come the camera moved and where did he go?
>>540538052It can very well be both anon, in fact it almost certainly is
>>5405302017.5/10
>>540533508Hindi lore is so insane that both are probably true. It's like DBZ powerscaling except there's genitalia everywhere.
>>540530201>climbs higher than any jeet has ever gone>touches lightning becomes fire>turns into a skyrim ragdoll>refuses to elaborateUnfathomable izzat.
>>540540977Fuck off smiling fags
>>540529813Curry in a hurry.
>>540530629Ravine full of garbage means it's authentic.
>>540536718it's just 144k volts through a half inch line. That's like half an amp
>>540530117>jeet takeover
>>540530117>>540530209Why do they all have a crush fetish. Good lord
>>540529813kek this is what the plasma gun does to poxwalker hordes in darktide, I thought it was BS
>>540529813Is he gonna be ok?
>>540546120Anyone know what happened to this guy?
>>540529813>>540530201I have to know...who are the guys who actually handle all this electrical stuff over there?Like are there actual indian electricians and shit or did someone else put all that shit up for them...?
>>540534365>diapersIn india they're called paper plates
>>540541439Stupidly good movie.
>>540530201+100 for style
>>540536590The imposter got found out...
>>540533701It'll buff right out.
>>540532421A C D
>>540530201>>540531925>>540530332>>540536718French Anons thousands of poos are try to "Redeem" your country kek>https://youtu.be/TrauxXp52Q0?si=CDeAaZd1KyXuBOfW
>>540534352I never really understood why the dad and his two kids were put into these videos.It seems to me that the dad clearly is teaching is older kid to be aware of the end of the escalator and that the movement stops suddenly.What's wrong with that?
>>540532421All of them but B might live, the rest are toast.
>>540547236>What's wrong with that?Nothing. That was the point of them evolving. This was a rare wholesome chink webm.
>>540533701He's making scam calls with Vishnu now
>>540529813>that little fire toot at the endAww!!
>>540530201i appreciate how the field he lands in is scattered with piles of their shit
>>540529813Topkek >>540530117pt. 2
>>540529813The jeets have invented teleportation technology.
>>540540775aura farming like a 5 year old.
>>540529813>>540530117>>540530201I just like it so much when they die, anons
>>540541210> killed himHe’s fine. He wrestled a train the very next day
>>540534432Yeah, that was clearly an intentional suicideNote the hesitationThen rapid resolveHe was thinking "ok. Ok. Ok. Do it. Do it. Do it. Here i go. Here i--"And the next thing that went through his mind was 50,000 volts
>>540534432You're expecting way to much logic & coherence from these anime-minded poos that think they're some 6-armed demon's chosen people who can stop trains by standing in front of them.
>>540530201
Bring the circus, become the circus!
>>540533619Those are chinks, retard.
>>540551748I know
>>540545412>>540546120"The bloody procession of Djagghernaath. The idol's chariot moves forward; some hang on by their shoulders to the hooks that adorn the wheels; others mutilate themselves, others get a leg, an arm, or a head crushed by the chariot.""[...]As soon as the temple doors suddenly opened, as if this purely psychological moment were a real and tangible signal, immediately, I say, a tremendous self-suggestion gripped the crowd. Instantly, catalepsy was followed by sleepwalking. In a massive surge, like a gigantic wave of swell coming from the pole across the oceans to the depths of the Gulf of India, the enormous throng of pilgrims burst inside. A push of a million men!... Nothing withstands it, the stone pillars crack, and like foam on a breaking wave, the human foam of the front ranks flattens and crushes against it. Cries break out, sinister, from chests that rupture in a supreme howl of agony. From sleepwalking to death, there was only a single step forward for them; the corner of the sharp granite blocks pierced in, embedding itself in them, crushing their hearts; and in the continuing stronger push, the total flattening of the corpse against the wall happens. In a few jolts, the living man is first just a corpse, then a shapeless pulp, on which the next man comes crashing in turn. Blood spurts and cascades in droplets that splash against the walls, run along the edges, and bead in the corners. Life rushes headlong into death in a suffocation."
>>540530117>>540529813This place has made me watch so many Indian guro crush vids that I'm convinced that a morbidly obese man could prone bone fuck a jeeta and she would cum so hard she'd die of dehydration.
>>540548125>>540552581"[...]One of the monks, taking refuge on the stone base of the idols, takes advantage of it; he gives the signal, pretending to push one of the chariots with his shoulder. Immediately, bunches of strong men latch onto the pole, hang onto the straps, the chains, the huge cables set up specifically for this job, and forward! ... The three chariots sway their idols for a moment, who seem to hesitate to come out; then, the movement takes shape; finally, they're set in motion. They go under the arch and the door, And the first of them, that of Djagghernaath[...]Already the Djagghernaath is out of the building; now it glimmers in the bright light of the sun; the idol has infinite radiance, and those countless halo-like rays around it sparkle as if they're coming from it, dazzle, hypnotize, make your eyes cross, and completely put you in a trance.[...]the god loves blood, let us offer it to him. Then begins the great scene of self-mutilation. Groups are formed as in fairs, where the stake is a life and blood. Some roll over nails and broken glasses scattered on the ground; they rub their faces and tongues against it. Others have themselves fastened to the ends of pendulums, by means of two iron hooks which are thrust into their shoulder blades, and, taken to a height of five or six meters, turn with dizzying rapidity, throwing flowers and leaves around them in small showers of fine droplets of blood. Still others cross different parts of the body with iron rods, arms, legs, even the chest, and mutilate themselves in a thousand ways to arrive at the total of their wounds to reach the figure of one hundred and twenty per person, a fateful and consecrated figure. Let us not mention only for the record those who are content to pierce or cut themselves tongue, nose, or ear. No one is unharmed; the mutilating hypnosis keeps going without stopping for a moment. And meanwhile, the three tanks keep following and processing[...]"
>>540530117it hungers...
>>540534257>guy in white realized what the problem was and how to solve itholy shit, the next step of jeet evolutionthey might overcome their apex predator
>>540533918>sheltering beneath a tree during a thunderstormman, I learned that when I was like 4 or 5
>>540530117In India even tractors are rapists
>>540530629
I have a theory:Jeets gets electrocuted daily right?What if they think they are immune or something?I mean, they have lower IQ than nigs, so it's possible that jeets are convinced from some institution or something like that from birth.It's like that darwinian selection: only the adaptable survivesThey are trying to make a new breed of human that is immune to electricity.It's more belivable than thinking jeets wants to die when they discover that they live in the most foul shithole in the planet.
>>540554322Damn, the way his skin just peeled off. Did he get his LCD folded though?
>>540554709>>540554739Lol there is so much hair gel on their heads they go like matches.
>>540532421ACD?
>>540554322he went for a piss, as he tried to hang his bag on some wire, he touched it and it was live.
>>540555389poor wire
>>540532337The ground unironically looks as if it was covered in shit.
>>540532421all of them, eventually
>>540554673It's ridiculous how much of a disposition they have to be electrocuted.
>>540548575Thats a hidden assassination. If you are caught you just say it was an accident and you will get a lower sentence than murder.
>>540553101We should try and make our dreams come true!
>>540532470kek
>>540556649Jets have no ability to assess risk. They're an r-selected race.
>>540529813David Copperfield been real quiet since this video dropped.
>>540530117>Shitting street takeover
The eternal indian
>>540547864Failed at jeet tactical sharting
>>540532324I feel no sympathy for these retards.
>>540558923Kek, perfect name
>>540558923Wtf
>>540557813Do you think for a moment that the lion's mouth around his cock and balls felt good?
>>540530629The disgusting garbage all over the place really pulls the scene together.
Nice a Jeet ZapperWhere can I buy one?I live in Texas
>>540530444Is this for real for izzat? Fucking hell.
>>540532324That field looks like it's several miles big and they decide to go right underneath the electrical wire? Why is there a fucking electrical wire in the middle of a field? What is going on?
>>540534876That's the fastest I've ever seen someone get Yamcha pose'd
Skiny bob
Sponge bob. Stop posting proof Jews steal all of their ideas. This is a classified top secret leak of seal team six documents.What a kike thing to say...
>>540530254Nah, that was our previous prime minister.The only magic trick he knows is how to make cock disappear in his asshole.
Get the alien
Cute Jeeta's need white cockBLEACH THEM
>>540532681Primary power is never shielded in the air. Too heavy, too expensive. The problem is India does not even observe a 3rd world level of power utility safety engineering standards. Many Asian nations are bad at it, but India is by far the worst. It is not even that much more expensive to build it safely, and the standards have been published knowledge world wide for the better part of a century. They are just retarded.
>>540537406you must admit it's quite something to have the option to an hero on every street corner, accessible day and night, and everybody will find out because their one light will dim
>>540530117Why didnt he get onto the tractor from behind, or simple get a poll or stick to keep distance ?
>>540530716why didnt his friend save him? he was literally right there and could have just pulled his hand off the wire
>>540533348what got him? the devil?
>>540529813>expected a trebuchet as that's technically going to take you somewhere else pretty quickly. >not even a good ninja smoke disappear with a fixed camera and still needed a cut that moved the tripod
>>540532421>4 little poojas jumping on a line>one touch the ground and burst aflame>momma called the doctor and the doctor said>no more poojas jumping on the line>3 little poojas jumping on the line>one touched the ground and burst aflame>momma called the doctor and the doctor said
>>540533818lost
>>540530629Gotta learn from the South Americans and flying kick your friend.
>>540534432They think they will be reborn not in India. Except the behavior of a typical jeet ensures they will be reborn in India, as a rat.
>>540532324this made me laugh maniacally
>>540561495It's on photos like a picture taken before 1997. You tell me it's not a real picture of bob sponge stop posting it.Your causing problems for us trying to scrub it from the internet.
