Been on EBT since I was 19. Never worked a day in my life and never will.Wake up at 1pm, check the balance, go to the store, load up on soda, chips, frozen pizza, and whatever meat is on sale. Swipe the card, walk out. Free food, every month, no questions asked as long as I fill out the bullshit forms once a year.My mom did the same shit, her mom did the same shit. It’s the family business at this point. Why the fuck would I clock in somewhere for $12 an hour when the government just hands me the card? Rent is Section 8, phone is free, healthcare is free. I sit on my ass, play video games, smoke weed, and the system keeps the fridge full.People on /pol/ always scream about “leeches” and “muh taxes.” Cool story. You’re the ones still working. I’m not. The EBT hits every month like clockwork. Until they actually shut it off (they won’t), I’m not touching a job application.Cope harder, wagecucks.
>>540531046Based. I am currently 19 and not working. Fuck this retard primate world. I am just going to disregard this world, smoke my weed and read my books until I die.
if its true youre living with niggers, on 20k/year, plus $298/month, with free hospital and phone. you can look all these amounts up
Making tendies right meow frens for fren party!
absolutely based. the jews will be paying all of our bills soonDSA IS UNSTOPPABLE
>>540531132I'm 25 currently. life is great!
>>540531624I sense sarcasm. Life is not great and will never be. That is why I do not labour. I will suffer in different ways regardless of what I do. If this is not sarcasm, ignore this reply.
>>540531046Explain EBT for us Euros. Is it like NEETbux, where you get decent pocket money, a free home and healthcare?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DvWeHufIoc
>>540531726probably
>>540531046How you gonna get a girl?
>>540531046Been getting food stamps since 1994, been on disability the same length of time. Only job I ever worked was a part time security gig for about 4 months back in 1993. Spend all day watching TV, playing video games, jacking off to porn. Occasionally het a halfway decent looking whore at our local college to ride my dick for $75, maybe a couple of my oxycontin. Life's been pretty damn good so far.
>>540531726OP is a stinky liar so i'll tell you. its the benefit you see us call food stamps or SNAP. its a debit card that caps at $298/month for one person. you can only use it for food with certain restrictions like you cant buy hot prepared food with it. you also have to work to receive it. you can literally google thishttps://www.fna.usda.gov/snap/recipient/eligibility
>>540532061You're eligible for food stamps if you're on disability. I've been on disability since 1994, gotten my monthly food stamps without fail. First I got the booklet full of paper food stamps I tore out and gave to the cashier. Then g I t transitioned to the debit card in the mid-00s.
>>540532243there's a few criteria that automatically make you eligible for SNAP yeah. this is actually a loophole wealthy people also abuse to get it lmao. i think if you get any federal benefit you can be on SNAP. even so SSDI caps out at like 20k/year unless youre blind so its gotta be pretty miserable living
>>540531726Unironically no.Unless you live in a shithole out in the sticks that is so cheap that nobody wants to live there, you won't make it far. The maximum neetbux one person can get is $994 in SSI benefits, $298 in food stamp benefits (where if you aren't spending at least half your ssi on housing and utilities or qualified medical expenses you will not get anything) and free health insurance (Medicaid). If your state has a program providing a cash supplement to your SSI then you might get some more cash but if your net adjusted is over the limit then you only get $24 that month.All of this is only true if you are elderly or disabled. Also, if you're so sick you need to be in a facility or need a home care aide, the department regulating and providing medicaid has the right to place a lien on your house, but they can't foreclose so long as an immediate family member of yours still lives there, like spouse or child.That being said, all of this is less than minimum wage. Gross minimum wage at $7.25/hr x40 hours x4.3weeks in a month is $1247, but earned income is allowed an initial disregard of $205 plus 20% earned income disregard drops your income down to $833, and if you spend all your money on rent+utilities it will allow you to get the full $298. You must maintain employment at least half time to qualify.
>>540531046That's cool how do you get ebt without proof of employment.Are you mentally retarded?
>>540532845the max SSDI is closer to $1600/mo but thats a whole other additional mess of rules too. also this lmao courtesy of donaldo
>>540531046when I was 24 I felt like shit because I was a NEET and I felt nobody respected me, then I decided to fix my life, get a degree and be an adult and years later after achieving everything, I got hit with unemployment and an useless degree and realizing that the NEET is actually quite comfy once you remove the low self esteem and the need of validation that you must show that you are worth as a person, just remember to find an emergency path once you can't cover your expenses anons :) >>540531689then build your own palace. at this rate we are all going to live with our AI wives and maximum dopamine to never leave the room again, just enjoy it anon
>>540532880I filed for disability and am on temp disability while I wait
>>540532845>>540533012Crazy complicated. In GERMANY you just get 600€ pocket money, a small room, heating cost and the same regular health insurance as any Wagie.
>>540532845>>540533012>>540533871That is, for anyone, doesn't matter if you are retarded, crippled, a Boomer, live in the right Bundesland or whatnot.
>>540533871isn't it really easy to get on disability in the UK?
>>540533923SSI and SSDI is social security. its disability based income with a lot of requirements like they check your work, bank accounts, residents of the household etc and its pretty strict like if someone comes to the house as a guest you have to prove they didnt do anything for you that youre using the SSI income towards. its all compartmentalized here like housing is Section 8, healthcare is Medicaid or a state agency, etc.
>>540531046Based. Went the other day and got a massage at a rub n tug joint with my NEET bux. Life is good and it makes wageslaves seethet. make money on crypto and haven't paid taxes in over a decade
>>540531046So you're the asshole wasting our taxes while you sit around all day screaming about "the niggers" and their endless gibs. Good luck pal, you'll die in a homeless shelter surrounded by AIDS infected niggers if the Democrats come out on top, and if the Republicans have their way? You'll die begging in the street, also surrounded by AIDS infected niggers
>>540531280no one will eat that shitgrow the fuck up faggot
bump
>>540534299 digitsits lies. 90% of the neet stories you read here are lies. just check it against the internet. if you want real neet stories go to boards like /int/ or /bant/. they arent trying to impress or manipulate anyone
>>540531046>It’s the family business at this pointreal
Or you could enlist and get MREs
>>540531046Lazy basturd, without us Serbs driving trucks and working in your companies you would be KAPUT! Thank us once in your life.
>>540531046>Been on EBT since I was 19.
>>540531046A moral and just government would not provide EBT.
>>540535760we need something to prevent chimpouts and piles of corpses, but i always thought it should be more of a kibble or loaf product. like you go up to the EBT machine and put in your card. it knows your household total weight. based on that you get a kibble dose and one of those 5g water jugs. thats it
>>540532061Can confirm I am real neet and I tried to get EBT and they told me there's work requirements so I told them to fuck off.
>>540536117>we need something to prevent chimpouts and piles of corpsesEBT was introduced in the 1980s and went nationwide in 2004
>>540536427>Can confirmanyone can! its on their fucking website! remember what i posted earlier. just about every neet story you read on /pol/ is hot steaming bullshit written to piss of newfags and tourists. real neet stories are being posted on the boards which arent known across the entire internet
>>540531046https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6njR_yaWJg
>>540531046This is ragebait and not how it works at all. You likely receive the minimum amount of SNAP benefits which is like 23$ a month
>>540537460nope, I receive $293
This is Canadian dollars but I work (watching movies, go to the gym, have 4 hour lunches) maybe 6 months of the year, bag 100k and then take unemployment for 6 months. Its pretty comfy semi-retired.
Based, and I would have said based when I was a wagecuck too. I've been a neet for a year. Going to a job interview today but I'm definitely not taking it. I'm just going to waste their time and convince myself I still "got it"....I've been offered several jobs the past year, they can't find enough people like me who know that machinery. I'm just sick of waking up at 5 a.m. for work so I'm not going back!
>>540531046you could optimize this so much better. >use EBT to get protein >use free time to get shredded>go out and bang hotties every weekend>land corporate hottie gf>buy assets off the book>keep gibsproblem?
>>540539565nope
>>540531046Fake story
>>540538028You're either not working which should terminate your eligibility within 3 months of your first receipt, or you're pretending to work at some fake charitable 501c3 foundation doing fuck all pretending to work while they give you verification having done 20 hours of volunteer activity with some fake ass letter, or you yourself pretend to operate your own 501c3/4 and you pretend to be your own charity. Basic fraud nearly.
>>540540649you could have replied to me here to try and refute me but you didn't:>>540540241You know I'm right and you know you are fucked.
>>540531046unless you're a nigger or native American I would start developing some kind of skill because the gravy train is gonna end soon and sooner if you're white
>>540531726The truth is it varies by state. I'm seeing people post things that aren't true in my state. For instance I get 1,124 a month disability and do not have to update my paperwork yearly, only once every 5 years or something like that.
>>540540649>retard thinks he can bump his own thread hahahahahahahaha
>>540531046Same. LFG
>>540532371>this is actually a loophole wealthy people also abuse to get it lmaoliar
Fake and gayI overheard some niggers crying to each other that their EBT was cut againOne of the niggers was the gas station attendant and was batching about not being able to eat
>>540531046Maybe get a job you actually like, or at least tolerate? When I was unemployed for 6 months, with 80 % of my former wage so way more than I even know what to do with, the sheer boredom fucking killed me. Partying, lifting, vidya and weed gets old quick.
>>540541336I'm white so maybe that has something to do with it
>>540541857>I'm whiteDoubt it
>>540541627>Partying, lifting, vidya and weed gets old quicklol what, I can do this all my life and repeat it in the next, no problem
>>540541336sure you did cracker kill yourself
>>540542054Jewish Jeet
>>540533871Is this considered good? Lmao. I got 2300 USD/month after taxes (welfare on taxes is funny) of welfare when unemployed. Sure I had to cower rent and whatnot, but 600 euro is just sad really. I thought GERMANY was a decent place to live.
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>>540531046Congratulations OP. Anyways I've already forgotten your existence. Onward to the next shit thread
>>540542022Good for you. I get bored with that even when it's "only" half my time awake.
