>Burnham brings forward ban on 'subscription traps' to ease cost of livinghttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly5x9qlnvjo>New IRA terrorists plan to drive migrants out of Ireland with campaign of violence, intelligence officials revealhttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16038861/New-IRA-terrorists-plan-drive-migrants-Ireland-campaign-violence.html>Anger as Netflix customers amongst those facing price rises under subscription crackdownhttps://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/2237562/netflix-customers-warned-prices-could-rise-as-subscription-crackdown-is-brought-forward>Jason Arday cancels book tour eventshttps://archive.ph/6nFAK>UK manufacturers face rising hacking risk as survey shows 30% were hit last yearhttps://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/aug/10/uk-companies-cyber-attack-third-jlr>Harry Potter fans force diversion of £430m giant pipeline to protect Dobby’s ‘grave’https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/harry-potter-dobby-grave-freshwater-west-beach-energy-project-b3030162.html>Supercars worth more than £8 million seized by Met police in crackdown on London's streetshttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/supercars-seized-met-police-london-kensington-knightsbridge-b1292866.html>Record number relying on zero-hours contracts despite crackdown planshttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-08-09/record-number-relying-on-zero-hours-contracts-despite-crackdown-plans>UK state subsidies soar as post-Brexit grants boost energy projectshttps://archive.ph/SX3aj
First for…
NRP thread.
>>540532146The HuWhite race
skibidi wigger starmer how do we address the skibidi wigger starmer issue bros
>>540532059>>Anger as Netflix customers amongst those facing price rises under subscription crackdownFuck em all
I'd get these but the face is offputting
>>540532146Designer bog seats from B&Q
REMINDER. Police had to save Josh from angry locals after he got caught noncing a local kid.
just off up the paki sop lads, you's want owt?
>>540532234GAY
>>540532199he doesn't fucking miss
>>540532210Was going to mention this:>Subscriptions will be easier to cancel and companies will be compelled to make it clear when contracts auto-renew at a higher price, Andy Burnham has announced.>The prime minister is also planning to outlaw shops from falsely claiming products previously retailed at much higher prices to advertise supposed deals, which he said tricks shoppers into thinking they are getting better value on purchases.Definitely aimed at the Red Wall voters.
>>540532266They really are useless
/LWCMs8WI/;stub:no/sHjGzGws/;stub:no/P4qFbndI/;stub:no//RK9gt8l/;stub:no/LCqGOIry/;stub:noGood start to the thread.
>>540532199who is Akek appealing to if he is attacking the pipmongs and neets? what crowd does he have left?
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/aug/10/british-widow-78-told-to-leave-sweden-under-brexit-rules-after-living-there-for-21-years>British widow, 78, told to leave Sweden under Brexit rules after living there for 21 years>Authorities say application to stay was made too late, as UK officials say Sweden takes ‘stricter approach’ than other EU countries>The Home Office is funneling applications from the third world through the EU scheme into Britain years after the window closed, and ripping off the taxpayer in the process.>Meanwhile the EU is kicking out Brits with decades of residency
>>540532234corr
when will Steve kneel?ngl he's been more stubborn than I had anticipated
>>540532381Deleting the post from the last dying thread and reposting it here for more attention. We're on to you anon.
>>540532453Wasn't even dying, OP is a mong.
>>540532381>decades of residencytemporary residency. you saw the same stories about germans etc being told to leave the UK after whatever counted as brexit kicked in, using the same 'i've lived here for decades and never bothered to get permanent residence' excuse.
>>540532381>>540532478I was just about to mention that, this happens on every single one of these stories:>Her husband, Gwynne, died in 2023 of cancer. It was on a trip back from the UK in 2022, when they visited their second son in Brighton, that they first learned they should have made a formal application to stay in Sweden after Brexit.>She said her husband had been meticulous at keeping up with news relevant to British people in Sweden and had taken responsibility for all the administration in their household. She was sure he would have made the Brexit application had he known about it.>While late applications are permissible under the UK’s withdrawal agreement with the EU, Thomas’s submission was rejected in 2024 as she could not demonstrate “reasonable grounds” for applying late. A subsequent application to stay under national immigration laws was also rejected.>With the help of lawyers who are working pro bono, she is now taking the case to a higher court.She's lying out her arse. They will have ignored it and gloated about being in the EU.
>>540532234
>>540532478Yeah. It's usually their fault. However, look at the Windrush mongs who never bothered to apply to stay. The government changed the law to cater to their incompetence.
>>540532330kek
girlfriend panopticon surveillance state
lads, mummy just told me she's doing bangers and mash for din dins!
>>540532309>>Subscriptions will be easier to cancel and companies will be compelled to make it clear when contracts auto-renew at a higher price, Andy Burnham has announced.Andy and his wife thought they were only signing up to that swingers website for a trial period
>>540532642Wearing yellow wellies
>>540532547Just some emotion porn for remoaners. Adrian will have had a liddle wank when he read it. If its true its prolly either jewish or brown.
>>540532655See earlier threads
>>540532655I wished for bangers and mash on a monkeys paw once. It came without gravy.
>>540532547>living in Sweden>kids in Brightonyeah you just know
earthquake just it Columbia, 7.4, is that bad? I reckon I could batter an earthquake, cheeky little cunt
>>540532747i am so sorry
>>540532884Looks like fun. Some nice ladies, too.
>>540532884That one who stacked it could've been crushed if she had hesitated
>>5405328846.0 and above is generally where you start getting serious damage and loss of life. Depends on the country and their preparedness though, Japan will generally be able to tank higher magnitudes than shitholes like Colombia, for example.t. earthquake enthusiast
Have the police released a statement yet defending the officers actions and calling it standard practice?https://nitter.net/BenGrahamUK/status/2086420999084339614#m
>>540532234>How do I look?Like a little poofter.
Check out my DIY portable alcohol fueled meal preparation system lads-penny can stove made from 2 beer cans-10p coin-mini baked beans tin-aluminium reel from cable spool-metal straps used to hold heavy things onto palletsIf you're travelling light you can just use the baked bean tin and penny can stove but the aluminium reel and wire straps are helpful for wind protection and extra pot/pan stability
>>540532547>their second son in Brighton
all those public freakout karen videos are exclusively german-ameriican women with names like stacy ratzenberger
>>540532059Yoga? Pilates? Lifestyle Coach?Employment for useless women who should be looking after kids.
>>540533224our deanoboxes could take it
>>540533224yeh the Nips are absolute G's at stuff like that, they can chin Godzilla and absorb nukes
>>540532636This is the first time I have ever seen another person say this. I was saying this exact same thing when the "scandal" came out in 2018 and literally everybody was sympathetic and apologetic to the wogs. I was saying shouldnt they have legally applied to stay instead of relying on some vague welcome card they received on entry 60 years ago? Felt like I was going fucking mad
>>540533478Our economy and infrastructure wouldn't survive earthquakes. Local councils and the government would just leave wrecked buildings where they barely stand. They would treat earthquake damaged structures like potholes. If it's not titling more than 40° then they ignore it.
>>540533281Nice job, got a few chinky stoves for alternate fuel sources in case
>>540533559Yeah, the mainstream right were reluctant to criticize them.>Despite a compensation scheme being announced in December 2018, by November 2021, only an estimated 5 per cent of victims had received any compensation and 23 of those eligible had died before receiving payments. Three separate Parliamentary committees had issued reports during 2021 criticising Home Office slowness and ineffectiveness in providing redress to victims and calling for the scheme to be taken out of the hands of the Home Office.All this for people we never wanted here to begin with.
violent crime is the lowest it has ever been :)
>>540533261Remember when the police let a bunch of Muslims leave their weapons at a mosque and took no further action?> Review as police liaison filmed telling group to ‘discard’ weapons in mosque https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/08/05/police-review-liaison-officer-muslims-weapons-mosque/My god, they've even edited this article from 2024:>Leader of Restore Britain, Rupert Lowe, has suggested the weapons be confiscated and used against minorities.
>>540534058Loads of little Warwick’s running about?
>>540534058So if I get battered like a cod, I can't complain because statistically it didn't actually happen?
>>540534058*headbutts you*
>>540534140Battered kebab meat suppers
Might just stare at the eclipse fuck it
old drunk weegie just ask me to put his bins outthe way he called me over was so sus thought he had murdered his wife or something
>>540532474Yes.
>>540532234That's a man right?I can't tell anymore.alsowould
>>540533733Yeah i've got one too they're decent for the price. Got a citroen berlingo sized woodpile aswell.
>>540534058Let's say you have 100 people. Five of them commit a crime. The next year only two of these 100 people commit a crime. However, you've imported 20 people from a foreign land and three of them commit a crime. The stats say the crime has fallen from 5% to 4.2%. And yet, without those additional people, it'd be 2%. They hide the flaw among the whole.
>>540534140The pain of being stabbed is somehow diminished if the probability of it happening falls.
>>540532079Yes. And, like most people who've done it enough, I also realised it's wank.
>>540534605This is exactly it. Leftists obfuscate shit.The fact is, we didn't have marauding machete gangs, explodey arabs and rapewogs until recently.Saying BUT CRIME HAS DECREASED doesn't address this.
>>540533281Air rifle?
>>540534605If they even count those migrant crimes. Or classify them under a different subcategory.
>>540534306Get a pastie instead
>>540532059>You know when you've been QUANGO'd
>>540534846I do like pasties
>>540534605and never mind that people go out and interact a lot less now
>230 migrants on one giga-dinghyOkay I'm actually impressed now.
>>540535088I've left the house 4 times in as many monthshehe
>>540534784Even if crime has decreased, criminality is through the roof.It's just legalised now, or thought of as a grey area.For instance white collar crime, money laundering, tax evasion, extortion, corruption, harassment, fraud, bribery, pornography, boatwogs.
>>540535330Anarchotyranny.
>>540534846
>>540534784Essentially, they never consider the counterfactual: where could the crime rate be but for immigration? It is the difference between what the crime rate is and what it would have been where the actual flaw reveals its self. You can apply a similar question to other areas like health. For instance, Otto English and his ilk often respond to nostalgic videos from our past by citing the rate of TB or rickets at the time. Yet, if you look at the rates of TB and rickets by race, they'd be far lower in the present day if minorities were not present. The rate of rickets is significantly higher among minorities and 80% of TB cases occur in individuals born outside the UK. No doubt, the remaining 20% are simply minorities born here. Yet, they get to cite the overall drop as if we've progressed from our white homogenous days.
>>540535088There's also the advancements in medicine that prevents more murders.
the great shift change
>>540536080in the sky
>>540532059One thing I've noticed in recent years is that BAME and immigrant households seem to have damaged Venetian blinds in most of their windows.
In antebellum america the average american male drank the equivalent of 4.1 pints of kronenbourg per day everyday
>>540536211BAMEs barely know that windows should be opened from time to time that's why they live in mould ridden shitholes and scream AH CANT BREEVE.
>>540536211Black bin bags over windows are very common, too.
>>540536211I grew up in an area where everybody used to do that "lace curtain in front of the curtain" thing so that stucknever got on with blindsthey will just like fall down or break for no reason even if you just use them properly
>>540536211There's something deeply uncivilised about people who have no curtains for their living room window. There's dinner plates on the floor, empty bottles of Tiskie laying about and the sofa is at a jaunty angle.
>>540536527But fit women have no coverage for the bedroom window so you can watch her undress is just great.
>>540536527>TiskieIs that halal?
>>540536282during the gin craze the working class in london briefly beat this average at 4.2 pints
>>540536211They also have other issues that are apparently our fault.
>>540536527>the sofa is at a jaunty angle.very bad feng shui
>>540536624y dont yt pepo cover they vents
>>540529736This actually made me laugh out loud.
>Ex-Cambridge professor Jason Arday cancels live event after plagiarism rowDoes anyone know how I apply for a refund?https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd7lj3703epo
>>540536624
>>540536741if Jason Arday hasn't invented the refund yet, you're shit out of luck
>>540532146Stop making music right now, you all fucking disgust me, you should just go and fucking die.
>>540536624>but de council, dey don't do a fing! it dem responbily
Did anyone see JD Vance on Joe Rogan? He basically completely shattered the illusion that politics is anything but a game of thrones.Claimed he was too busy to just look into aliens. His Jeffrey Epstein doublespeak was brutal. He was talking like he was just some guy down the pub rather than the vice president. 'Vague'ries about 'giving workers more power' without anything concrete.Hopefully this causes Rogan to swing away from republicans. Thus shifting the global consciousness, as the appointed Grand Philosopher of the West.
>>540532234Choose wisely White man
>>540536211Probably to stop people throwing things through them. And because people have thrown things through them.There's a house near mine with a bunch of cameras on it and stainless steel sign outside warning that it has smoke screen technology.
>>540532655 (checked)
>>540536841your ID says "ket geeza"
>>540536904jeffrey seemed like a cool guy
>>540536624>>540536299Many such cases>da mold keepa comin but i no fit open di windo bicos it na too cold outside
>>540536335>weed grow inside
>>540536992I think it's the allure of the rich. I've seen videos where he looks positively like a crocodile, like he could detach his jaw and swallow you hole.
>>540536741Watch it turn out the entire event never even existed to begin with.>checkm8ed AGAIN by the zestiest of niggas
>>540536713
The Telegraph is now running defence for Arday.>Besides, unlike Restore Britain leader Rupert Lowe, Arday has never suggested banning kosher slaughter.Real or fake? Take your guesses.https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/08/10/we-are-all-jason-arday-now/
>>540537087>we-are-all-jason-arday-nowsomebody put charlie kirks face on him
>REFUNDS could be here he thought as the powerful ZEST courses through his veins
>>540537087completely insane and incomprehensible takereminds me of lucy letbys friend who was like 'yeah she done it but i'm still her pal'
>>540537157He invented plagiarism.
>>540537087>embellishment is the same as lying about every single facet of your life
>>540536923Niglets turn my stomach. All I see is a future crack smoking benniewog burglar.
carnt burleev woking 'as gone woke
>>540537157I thought that was kemi from the thumbnail ffs
>>540537187>He invented plagiarism.No. He mastered it.
>>54053205970% of Somali lightbulb heads in UK are in social housing on the public tit. You are paying for them.
>>540537087>that's a genuine articleJesus Christ, Tim Stanley.>Only children believe adults tell the truth all the time. Maturity is realising they don’t.>My grandmother raised my father to think his dad lived in Ireland when, in fact, he lived a few doors down with his wife and children. Don’t judge: that was a white lie told with good intentions. More ambiguous was a friend who would swear on the Bible that her husband left her for another woman when we all know she left him for another man. >As for myself, when I was about eight years old, I was convinced I was from the planet Venus, a foundling who fell to Earth in an egg. If you’d given me a lie detector test, I’d have passed. Freud would recognise this as an orphan fantasy, a perfectly natural part of children trying to build an identity separate from their parents – much as trans kids, alarmed by puberty, take back control by saying “this icky, weird body isn’t my body at all”.>Telling tales is how we navigate a painful reality. My early CVs were actually pretty clean. I embellished their embellishment on the podcast as a joke at my own expense, a survival technique I learnt at school. Before a big kid can throw a punch, throw yourself on the floor first. If he laughs, he won’t beat you up.>I certainly embellished myself at Cambridge. I found a photo from Dickie’s 60th in which I’m wearing a double-breasted Mogg suit, holding two glasses of champagne, playing a hooray Henry. If one half of university is blissfully mad, the other half is desperately self-conscious, thinking “do I really belong here?” So we become grander versions of ourselves to prove that we do, a need that diminishes with age.None of this is comparable to what Arday was doing, Tim.
What's up with everyone smoking fucking weed now? New neighbour moved in all I smell all day is weed. It's fucking disgusting. Smoke crack or something I don't want to smell all that.
>>540536624I am a mouldposter. Thanks for doing the work based anon.
>>540536990That's actually pretty mad. Has this ID ever been used before?
>>540537357the great irony of the article is that it's just an excuse for him to broadcast he went to cambridge
> Topping & Company book shop in EdinburghHenlo, can I purchase two tickets for the Jason Arday event please?The event has been cancelled.Did you cancel it?No, he didMight want to fact check that >they hang up
>>540533281That's cool, love handy homemade in the shed things like that. If you bought a Trangie stove and pot stand it'd probably be £35.
>>540536923I don't think there is any worry of getting that one up that duff
I'm on a fit note for alcohol misuse and the same company has given me a job interview to train peoplethrough the looking glass
>>540537471Why are all women whores these days?
>>540537236perfidious
>>540537236>judeoNo.
this week, do this anons: >eat final food 4 hrs before bed>7 days in a row >starting today >it will boost mood...>strengthen will power>improve sleep >make you hot
>>540537259APOLOGISE
>>540537524Stella issue fit to drink notes?
>vintage antiques roadshow on the telly>every single person without exception is white englishIt's like watching footage of a now extinct animal.
>>54053732530% aren't? I find that hard to believe.
At what point does a mega dinghy become a ship?
>>540537505The current generation of kids will not know any other world. They will not care one iota about immigration when they grow up.
>>540537654camp of the saintssurprised they've not chartered a ship at this point
>>540537640Imagine Seth’s face if a nigger had run emmerdale farm
>>540537618No i don't think i will
>>540537654Where does someone acquire a dinghy that comically large?
>>540537640>vintage>it's from the 21st centuryThat in itself is horrifying
>>540537654When the hull isn’t made from semi permeable rubber
>>540537654That's not a mega dinghy, that's a small boat. Says it right there in the headline.
>>540537741israel.
>>540537744it's just like people in the 40s still being stuck on the 20s because the entire time inbetween was war and depression
>>540537637they've removed me off all the shifts i don't like as wellall you have to do to get what you want in life is have a menty b
>>540537640To be fair, most of the people in the crowd on the modern version are white. Nogs don't seem to like antiques.
>>540537784a dinghy is a small small boat though so a small boat that's a dinghy would be a mega dinghy
>>540537741Odd init because I have a vague memory of Starmer CRACKING DOWN on outboard motors and dinghies being bought from abroad.
>>540537745Over 205,000 people have been detected entering the UK on small boats since official tracking began in 2018.Probably the real number is more like a quarter of a million boatniggers. Almost 46000 in the peak year alone.
>>540534058Weird innit? And yet people look back on the 90s as a fun time, rather than what it officially was: the most violent period in postwar British history. Really makes you think.
>>540537812Just turn up blitzed, in a kimono
>>540537930modern crime stats are bullshit.>?A police watchdog report by His Majesty's Inspectorate of Constabulary and Fire & Rescue Services found that over 285,000 reported crimes went unrecorded by police forces across England and Wales in a single year, highlighting ongoing concerns about data integrity and victim safety.No problem, just dont "recognise" them. Crime solved.
>>540537236Why don't these guys ever say Abrahamic?
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/08/10/police-investigate-widdecombe-suspect-over-farage-arson/>Counter-terror officers are looking into whether Joshua Kerry, 28, was linked to the 2025 firebombing called it yesterday niggas
>>540537895>a dinghy is a small small boat thoughaa large seagoing vesselba sailing vessel having a bowsprit and usually three masts each composed of a lower mast, a topmast, and a topgallant mast
>>540537936during the training i attended they asked me what song i wanted on, got them to play thisthe guy taking the training was like 'woah i expected like imagine dragons'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hd2-Akz6Ht4
>>540536992imagine having a friend that's got your back when it comes to getting you pussy
>>540538008Called what?
WHATS FOR FKN DIN DINS?
>>540538100yer mum
>>540537895ffs forgot linkhttps://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ship
>>540538068ickle tiniest boaty boatnot even a boat it's a raftrafty mcrafterson
>>540538108Smash burger. I hate my stupid goyim life. I confess I am just a simple goy.
rolling for black mould for niggers
>>540537975Kino
>>540538133>>540538068ffs am retardedDon't care if it's a dinghy, a boat, a ship or a fucking BAMEsubmarine, I just want them all to go back.
Holy fuck what if my FEMALE managers are in some delusional fantasy loop of 'rescuing me'that is the dream
>>540538108Fried egg on mash
>>540537975*palestinians
>>540538257
tired old memes now. Not sure how much longer it can go on for
>Reform UK has confirmed that it would legislate to stop charities helping asylum seekers who come to the UK. Responding to an Express report about how many items Care4Calais has given to help migrants in France and the UK, Zia Yusuf, Reform’s home affairs spokesperson, said:Care4Calais is not a charity. It is a facilitator of illegal migration, actively aiding the mass arrival of unvetted, fighting-age males into Britain at a cost of billions to the taxpayer. Successive Tory and Labour governments have colluded by looking the other way.>Reform UK will pass the ‘Polanski Law’ to criminalise any act that assists or encourages illegal entry, punishable by two years’ imprisonment. We will treat those who enable this invasion as the accomplices they are and shut them down immediately.Yusuf described this as “Polanski’s law” when he first proposed it earlier this year because Zack Polanski, the Green party leader, is a proud supporter of the rights of asylum seekers.https://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2026/aug/10/labour-prisons-crisis-andy-burnham-reform-nigel-farage-latest-news-updateshttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2237444/british-charity-hands-migrants-free-handouts
>>540538263that's fair I'm too tired for most of this anyway
>>540538108sosij,egg,chips n beanstesco apple pie n cream for afters
How big of a trebuchet would you theoretically need to launch BAMEs back over the channel?
>>540538340Me too lad, me too.
>>5405383872 nanas!!fook me
>>540538376You don't need to launch them over the Channel though, just off the cliff into the sea. A normal trebuchet would be fine.
>>540538376200ft should get them far enough away to no longer be a concern.
Wonder how that lad who liked uboats is getting on.
People Smugglers Buy STEALTH Mega-Catamaran as Burnham Admits "More work to do"
theyre posting pictures of their dinner to one another
>>540537745At least one of those brown animals will rape or sexually assault a woman or child once they get here. And that's OK.
>>540538427yep and they're eating cornettos in the sun because it's so nice out today
>>540537187F... False dichotomy.We got a false dichotomy over here!
>>540538479It's the price we must pay to ensure a second Holocaust doesn't happen.
how do mirpuris afford all these audis with used values in excess of £150,000?
>>540538449Quite a chunk on your wrist.Not for noodle armed manlets
>>540538449he's a bit down, the pressure got to him
>>540538333>Polanski's Lawkek
>>540538539generational wealth from smack dealing
>>540538539They have a family pot where they pool finances and take advantage of each other's credit.
>>540538433>>540538444That's the kind of half arsed attitude that got us into this mess.I want the northern coast of France to be painted red.I want to see if they pop on impact or just kind of turn into mush.This is what science is for.
>>540538387When anon said he was having bangers and mash, I suspected it was another lie by Jason Arday. I'd like to apologize for my doubt.
>>540537371Take a chill pill bro. And then light up a pHatty.
>>540538539>mirpurisWhat the fuck even is that.
>>540538549
>>540538568Credit where it's due Sia knows ragebait.
>>540538376
>>540538613why doesn't whitey do this?
should've started dwelling in crypts. could've had a cool summer. he posted it enuff times
>>540538650shittest part of pakistan
>>540538387the bananas are like angel wings
>>540538650Pakis.
>>540538376It's surprising these aren't used a lot more. I had to build one in college on some army base and it's surprisingly easy. Small one of course. Last time I think one was used in combat was in Syria by the very first rebels.
>>540538652danknot good for my chest
>>540538650Mirpur is like a proper backward hillbilly place in pakistan, it's where most of the pakis here are from, joy.
>>540538475yes welcome to brit/pol/
>>540537640David Attenborough doing the voiceover?
>>540537505Probably about one baggies worth a year.
>>540538666Now we're talking.This would be acceptable, I'm just a fan of trebuchets though.We could even grind down BAMEs into a dense paste and use them as the counterweight. Proper green init.
>>540538666I'm surprised Daesh didn't have a crack at that tbqh
>>540538700Yeah, check this shit out it's insane. Must still work well enough.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F2R0vAqBV4
>>540538475best time of the day ngl
>>540537524>fit note for alcohol misuseThey'll also have added a note that you need enhanced supervision around kids.
>>540538666is this ai?
>>540538700IDF has used them recently>>540538673i wanna live in a comfy crypt like the necromancers in oblivion and skyrim
>>540538829There's a 15 year old in one of the houses i work in who is very lovely, I don't see her as sexually attractive i see subtle signs that she is attracted to me so i try and avoid speaking to her
>>540538669Because that would be an unfair "inheritocracy"
>>540537087you don't get paid 6 figures for telling the truth, nyyhguuuuhh
>>540538679I can't distinguish between them, they all look like fucking mouth breathers.Saw one today in Lidl. Looked like a 13 year old lad with his 50+ year old mum. Didn't close his mouth once, just had that proper window licker look to him. Sick of it.
>>540538673>>540538837>should've started dwelling in crypts. could've had a cool summer. he posted it enuff times>i wanna live in a comfy crypt like the necromancers in oblivion and skyrim
>>540538919I can't believe I bought that cunts video games
>>540538919Because he will set up a trust which his kids will manage , thus avoiding taxes.
>mirpoohriNow I get it.
>>540538919Reminder to stick all boomers in the most decrepit BAME filled nursing homes around so they can enjoy their last remaining years surrounded by what they imported.
>>540538973not sure its the same one
https://youtu.be/368bcANHG4g?t=147
>>540538856>I asked what he was doinglol cucked in his own garage asking questions like a cuckold. Let's a nigger roam around his house where his daughter lives. Didn't even put the frighteners on him. Pathetic.
>>540538376Did you know you can use trebuchets for other tasks, such as whipping things?https://youtu.be/5q3rbz1-JfU?t=645
>>540539096better not beI can't believe the hawkster would leave his son out to dry immediately after they married kurt cobains daughterthat would not be very rad, dudenow do a kickflip
>>540537357Suddenly misinformation is good and a part of every day life
Bangerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vUpZFRPFIY
>>540539173we're too domesticatedi would go to the box in my garden and take out my scissors i used to cut a clear line in the grassor the sword under my bed
>>540539107
how is kemi STILL the tory leader?
>>540539252If you are not a white male.
>>540538475David Attenborough narrates brit/pol/>And here we see a member of the pack post his din dins. A type of bonding ritual that will determine the anons standing. He sits nervously while others decide whether to engage or scroll past. A positive comment here could fuel his ego for a week or cause him to take more daring action in the future such as a willy posting.
>>540539215Fuck that's a lot of energy
>>540539096It's the one who made a career out of goofy, teeheehee challenges, in the same vein as Dave Gorman and Danny Wallace
>>540539361>cause him to take more daring action in the future such as a willy posting.'ick on 'in-'inz
everybodys nose itchesok bye
>>540539322Mind the gap chud
>>540539252true and anyone who claims otherwise is on russian payroll
>>540539215why is that funny, why are they laughingthere is nothing funny about whipping a fire extinguisher with a mechanical whip
>>540539408>people still write to him asking the best way to do a kickfliplmfao
This country seems content to drink themselves to death and watch football while their government pisses on them. Why brits are cucks like that?
>>540538831Nopehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdoWONGom1E
>>540539497drinking is just really really fun
my granddad was terminally ill with cancer and i asked him if the sword hidden in his house was sharphe said 'sharp enough'and everyone laughedbut i thought 'i'm having that then'
>>540539398We're going to chain whip anyone who plays their music out loud on public transport.
>>540539544Did you?
>>540537357The real problem is this shiny wog having some sort of social immunity from faggots like this
>>540538981Yeah and his own company and his mate's companies will pay jnr sinecures for "work", it's all a fudge
>>540539593Someone doesn't like the vibe.
>>540539322Two reasons>Pllace holder>Tories are fucked
>>540539610yeah and his watch
>>540539522I used to love it but not anymore. Can't deal with the hangovers di lid
>>540539544>my granddad was terminally ill with cancer
>>540539541Make>>540539541No>>540539541Peace>>540539541
>>540539544If it was that sharp, why didn't he cut out the cancer?
>>540539683Rip to your da
>>540539646>an area where people set up sound systems in the summer
>>540539646Pretty sure that playing loud music in a car is already illegal if you get into an accident and they can use it as a cause. I always wonder about playing the "nigger song" with your windows down driving by BAMES, what's the legal position of that
>>540539731he ended up just saying fuck this nurses were saying we're going to have to come and take out your feeding tube in a few days so he just ripped it out and said 'nah i'm gonna die now'ended up fasting his last few days until he died
>>540537930I lived through that period and don't remember any stabbings. There were some punch ups obviously.
>>540539764driving with headphones in is illegal, so her point collapses on itself, which makes sense because she is brown and female.
>>540539830based
>>540539760Weird, I got a word beginning with n.
>>540539646Loads of things are criminalised for being "scary" or being a "nuisance".
best part was a few weeks before he died i went to see him and there was this guy lingering around his bed chatting shit, i basically told him to fuck off politelyand my grandad looked at me and said 'you've done well there'and that's my last real memory
>It's a cauldron heavy thread
that's what starmer had on during his leaving ceramony
>>540539957>best part was a few weeks before he died i went to see him and there was this guy lingering around his bed chatting shit, i basically told him to fuck off politelyThat was his doctor.
>>540538636That was a different anon who’s not in the square plate gang
>>540533261if he'd bought a cricket bat none of this would have happened, let that be a lesson, next time get your baseball bat loicence
