>>540538927>cheesebank>cheese could spoilif the cheese can spoil, they didn't make it right.good cheese should be capable of lasting decades (if not more), that's the purpose of cheese, to preserve the milk that was going to go to waste.
>>540541097stfu you amerigolem. not one piece of cheese made for shelves in the US isn't poison. fire all of the FDA you pussy.
That's what BIG CHEESE wants you to think.
>>540538927billions must melt
>>540538927>euros letting cheese spoil because they refuse to run air conditioning to the max even if it means burning coal Unforgivable
>>540538927It ain't ez being cheezy
>>540541438Never Forget the 6 million cheese wheels #Auschwizz
>>540538927not again
>>540538927> cheese banksI got a wheel back in austria a decade ago its a great asset to have.
using cheese as loan collateral is, to be fair, utterly fucking retarded
>>540538927Perhaps a cheese-based monetary system wasnt the best idea?
>>540541253Sir, this is an Arby's
>>540538927they should store them in caves.
the banks aren't temperature controlled? How poor is the EU, is it like Nigeria?
cheese backed currency is legitimately a better idea than bitcoin
>>540538927Have they not heard of refrigeration? You would think that air conditioning would be worth it for them if it was to protect financial collateral
>>540541932the heat is reducing milk production. it’s a deliberately poorly worded statement which is technically true, but misinforming. the cheese which has been made is not under threat.
>>540541932They dig a holeThey put the cheese in the holeIf the hole gets too hot the cheese spoilsThere's no Plan B
>>540541838The Gorgonzola-back is when we had real money.
not the parmegiano reggiano
>>540538927>polymarketPolymarket is banned in italia i thought theyd be angry to tweet about this country
>>540541097>mutt thinks every cheese is just like his Velveeta
>>540542034Europe is against refrigeration
>>540541097different varieties of cheese were created in different ways for different reasons. parmigiano can definitely spoil.
>>540542438Europe needs to learn to abandon the sustainability scam and embrace refrigeration
>>540541253>fire all of the FDA you pussy.They're trying. By the end of Blimp's term it should be legal to inject poison into food before sale.
>>540538927This guy knew what he was doing.
>>540538927Then put them in a climate controlled building? Why are europeans so stupid?
>>540541253Oopsie Looks like Mr. Goldsteinsheckelberg forgot what VPN he was logged into
