POLICE INVESTIGATING A goon doll with DNA on it was misidentified as a dead body by police.https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08-10/oallen-suitcase-body-police/107015534
>>540538945>with DNA on ithow do you get so far as to take DNA samples without realizing it's fucking plastic
>>540538945I can save her.
Australians are so vaccinated they can't distinguish between a person and a blow up dollAHAHAHAAHAHAH
>>540538945Lmao how does that even happen?
>>540538945Some gooner has quit cold turkey but also trolled the pigs at the same time. Based.
>>540538945the absolute state of piggers>>540539029kek
>>540539970i should do this too lmao
>>540539201step 1: police kill youstep 2: they almost get caughtstep 3: they say it's nothingstep 4: they get away with itstep 5: but something doesn't add up
>>540538945Fucking kek
>>540539027>how do you get so far as to take DNA samples without realizing it's fucking plasticthey aren't trying to figure out who the doll was, but who dumped it, hence, the dna testing.
>>540539153to be fair, is there a difference?
>>540541334>who dumped itwho dumped IN it
>>540541334Do they also try to figure out who dumps cum-stained tissues in the trash?
>>540538945>lets get her home to her owner
>>540538945Knowing NSW police they taste tested the DNA and are now going around tasting all the Jews to see which one did it
>>540538945Is this that hate litter ive been hearing so much about on the news? But really the question we all want the answer to... what race was the goon doll? Surely this is a hate crime.
>>540538945MORBID BUT TOP FUCKING KEK LETS ALL START DUMPING SUITCASES WITH SEX DOLLS ONE LEG HANGING OUT NEXT TO HIGHWAYS
>>540539201A combination of shame and post nut clarity
>>540542456Oh wait maybe that's what the flock cameras are really forHow do you say FLOCK CAMERA in Australian?!
>>540542560So long as you pronounce camera as KAM-rah you'll have 80% of it
>>540538945>misidentified as a dead bodyI bet this is a guerilla maketing stunt by the manufacturer who bribed the local cops.
>>540539027It might have been a loli doll which are stupidly illegal in a lot of cucked commonwealth countries, so now the cops are gonna waste time trying to find who owned a piece of plastic cuz they're pedo ticking time bombs beofre they touch a child for real!!!
>>540542550I bet he got a new girlfriend and had to dump her
>>540542967LOLI THREAD NOWPOST LOLI
>>540541247The recent sequel with Liam Nieson was pretty good.
>>540543176kill yourself jeet.
When I read goon doll I thought it's a murdered government goon / a doll/puppet.
>>540538945Saaaar!!!!
>>540538945ive got a 4k chink sex doll I got 5 years ago. im planning to get rid of it in a really funny way too but i havent started brainstorming yet.
>>540539027Cops here are useless braindead tatted up fuckwits sprinkled with a few dumb women.
>>540538945> women aren't objects> they're merely indistinguishable from sex dollsgood job
>>540538945This was weird yesterday>Female remains found in a suitcase>The popo has given us an update>The remains are not human>...>It's a sex doll stop lookingI'm pretty sure some country bumpkin has fucked an Ayy sex worker and accidentally kill them.
>>540545585>I thought it's a murdered government goonWhy would there be a thread about politics on /pol/, are you high?
>>540539027Maybe they DEI-hired some aboriginals
>>540546441germpost, bezt post/thread
>>540538945This is why, when throwing away sex dolls, I cut them up into unrecognizable chunks of silicone/tpe.
>>540542381We know it was you buddy
>>540538945We need some kind of recycling program for "retired" sex-dolls.Until then, don't ditch them in the woods, just give them away to a poorer anon if you don't want her/can't keep her anymore.
>>540543112I guess he had a choice which one to put in the suitcase. Only he knows if it was the right one.
