Fall in love and decide to make family together.She gets pregnant and something in you suddenly switch, you realize you are living your life of betterment of your offspring now.There he is, loaf of meat, 3 or some kilos.YoursYou dedicated all your time and energy into itYou nurture him.You educate him.You protect him.You invest all your money into him, you completely forgot what dreams of your own you had at this point, everything you do revolves around your son having very best that he needs so he can become the best version of himself.And he becomes Eglin glowfaggotWhat do?
That was the goal all along. Now we have an antisemitic chud on the inside.
>>540546545go on biking trip in Kazakhstan
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>>540547182>49. Every client is one missed payment away from becoming a target and every target is one bribe away from becoming a client.
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>>540549420You misunderstand what's eugenic and what's dysgenic. Alpha males and beta males are both eugenic, while freaks like you and me not so much.
>>540549704im just find it interesting how Eglin fags are not posting in this thread at all, they are usually in first 3 replies whenever something sus is posted
>>540546545>use my MONARCH bloodline's psychic autism superpowers to remote view my son's POV>he's arguing with indonesians on whatsapp
>>540546545If I did educate him, he would never be a eglinigger
>>540550204They're too busy posting in support of flock cameras on twitter
>>540546545>And he becomes Eglin glowfaggoti guess i never had any children after all.must've been a warning
>>540549420who said high IQ was good for basedciety?most faggots and degenerates are "high IQ"while most athletic and healthy people are sub 100 IQ.>but muh computasmaybe the retarded whores are right to breed out high iq faggots.
I worked at eglin comm center during the time the reddit report came out.AMA.
>>540552967america wages war on their own people and loses, you'd think they'd learn their lesson from fighting so many warsamerica is a loser, it will never win.
>>540553386How fat are you??
>>540553386why are you gay?
>>540553439bout 220>>540553458im super straight
>>540553386>reddit report came outQRD?
>>540546545What happened to the pride tapestries?
>>540546545Is this "Eglin glow faggot" in the room with us sweetie
>>540553533eglin was most reddit addicted city i worked comm center we had just given internet access to the base and traffic wasn't filtered so ppl just spent all day on reddit
>>540553656now he is
>>540553672wow, how very believable Mr. Fischer.
**Title:** The Shilling of Eglin AFB**Characters:*** **A1C SNUFFY (20s):** Wearing slightly grease-stained coveralls. He has a wrench in his back pocket that he looks at longingly. He just wanted to fix F-22s.* **MSGT MILLER (40s):** A grizzled, coffee-dependent NCO whose soul left his body around 2012.---**[SCENE START]****INT. BASEMENT OFFICE - EGLIN AFB - DAY**A windowless room lit by the harsh, buzzing hum of fluorescent lights. There are no airplane parts. There is only a desk, a dual-monitor setup, and a massive stack of Cyber Awareness Challenge certificates.A1C SNUFFY sits at the desk, staring blankly at a screen filled with green text and anonymous anime avatars.MSGT MILLER walks in holding a styrofoam cup of coffee that looks like motor oil.**MSGT MILLER**Snuffy! Why isn't the thread bumped? The commander is breathing down my neck. We need to suppress a UFO thread on /x/ by 1400.**A1C SNUFFY**(Voice cracking)Sergeant Miller, please. I scored a 94 on my ASVAB mechanical section. My tech school was four months long. I know how to calibrate an F-22 afterburner. Why am I doing... *this*?Snuffy gestures wildly at the monitor. On screen, a post reads: *"Is the Earth actually a giant D&D die? A thread (1/45)."***MSGT MILLER**Because, Airman, you are on the frontlines of the most dangerous battlespace known to the Department of Defense: Anons who have had too much pre-workout and internet access.**A1C SNUFFY**But it’s a myth! They think Eglin is a giant troll farm because of that one Reddit metric from ten years ago! We only showed up as the highest traffic because the Comm Squadron hadn't blocked the base IP from browsing cat memes and r/gaming during 12-hour shifts!**MSGT MILLER**(Deadpan)The history doesn't matter, Snuffy. The reality is, they think we’re watching them. And since they think we’re watching them, we have to watch them to make sure they don't figure out we weren't actually watching them until they started thinkin
we were. It's a joint-ops psychological doctrine. Now, what's the status on /pol/?**A1C SNUFFY**(Sighs, clicking his mouse)Right now, someone under the handle 'Anon42069' is convincing a board of three thousand people that the government is hiding a weather-control machine inside a Wendy's in Ohio.**MSGT MILLER**Deploy the counter-measures.**A1C SNUFFY**(Typing furiously)Sir, I'm trying to pivot. I just replied, *'Bro, forget the weather machine, did you guys see the new season of that anime?'* **MSGT MILLER**Good. Keep it casual. Use their dialect.**A1C SNUFFY**(Staring in horror)They just called me a federal agent. They said my syntax is 'too compliant.' They’re posting memes of a glowing green man running me over with a tractor.**MSGT MILLER**Dammit! They’re onto the syntax. Hit 'em with a classic distraction. Post a picture of a slightly misaligned tile in a bathroom and ask if it's a sign of a structural collapse. That usually keeps them busy for four hours.**A1C SNUFFY**(Clicking furiously)Tile posted. Okay... okay, the thread is pivoting. They are now arguing about municipal zoning laws. We’re in the clear.Snuffy slumps back in his chair, rubbing his eyes.**A1C SNUFFY**Sergeant, can I please just go to the flight line? Just for an hour? To smell the JP-8 fuel? To turn a bolt? Anything?**MSGT MILLER**No can do, Snuffy. The Network Control Center just updated the firewalls. They blocked Reddit, they blocked YouTube, they even blocked the digital version of the Stars and Stripes newspaper. The airmen on the flight line have absolutely nothing to do between sorties now.**A1C SNUFFY**So... the traffic dropped?**MSGT MILLER**Worse. They're migrating. If we don't steer these 4chan threads away from the actual classified blueprints they keep finding on Discord, the Pentagon is going to cut our funding for the snack bar. Do you want to lose the Tornadoes and White Monsters, Airman?
>>540553672>so ppl just spent all day on redditThat's basically every USAF base, why is that noteworthy?
>>540554101**A1C SNUFFY**(Defeated)No, Sergeant.**MSGT MILLER**I didn't think so. Now get back in there. Someone on /b/ is claiming the F-35 is actually powered by captured cryptids. Deflect it by starting a flame war about PlayStation vs. Xbox.**A1C SNUFFY**(Cracking knuckles, dead inside)Roger that. Commencing psychological operations. *'Xbox has no games, change my mind...'*Miller nods approvingly, sips his terrible coffee, and walks out as Snuffy continues to aggressively type away into the digital void.**[SCENE END]**
>>540546545I would welcome him and my Afro-latino grandson with open arms
>>540553386Is the mod who runs the Recrootment general on /k/ some Eglin retard or from a different branch?
>>540554117https://web.archive.org/web/20160410083943/http://www.redditblog.com/2013/05/get-ready-for-global-reddit-meetup-day.html?m=1it was hard confirmed
>>540554636That's fine. I don't know why that's noteworthy though? What is this supposed to prove? That a majority of the air force are plebbiters? If you've ever interacted with them, you wouldn't need this data to confirm it.
>>540554556MSgt Miller runs that thread.
>>540555065Your taxpayer money goes to military astroturfing campaigns, in most cases, targeted directly against you.That should be a problemI dont personally give a flying fuck about those glowniggers on my local level, but shit they managed to push in US always spills out globally this way or another
>>540546545>And he becomes Eglin glowfaggot>What do?Did you redpill him as he grew up? What's the problem with infiltrating the deep state?
>>540553378Hey, retard, spoiler.The "high IQ" imbeciles are larping retards. They aren't. If they were, any mention of IQ would be absent from their statements.It's called irrelevant posturing.
>>540555217>Your taxpayer money goes to military astroturfing campaigns, in most cases, targeted directly against you.Our taxpayer money goes to far worse things, but I see your point.
>>540546545>Is this some sort of recruitment thread? If so...I sure wish I could paid to be terminally online and crap on dumbasses.
>>540555965Do you believe in life after love?
>>540555650They are not tolerant to milk in that base
>>540546545Imagine the overwhelming shame.There's a reason men snap and kill their families, then themselves.
>>540557348>>540557135>>540559558hey librul
>>540546545what is the average age of faggots working there for jewish cum?
>>540546545I go fire bomb the gate until they shoot me, I wouldn't want to live knowing my son is an Eglin faggot.
>>540553378>most faggots and degenerates are "high IQ"that's propaganda because most of them are actually halfwits and if they stopped sniffing their own ass for 5 seconds they'd figure it out
>>540560034High IQ people scares them shitless
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>>540546545>What do?Have more children.
>>540546545The fuck is a kilo?
>>540563491bit more than 2 #s
>>540556059>>540561762>Le sigh.
>>540553488>super straight>posts ai slopdoubt
>>540563750I was also stationed at tyndall during operation noble eagle lmao
